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Old November 19th 06, 07:16 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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ok her we iz at diz here bistro dat i think tiger's wifekitty showed uses a
longlong time ago... maebe i efin juzt heared bowt it... itz inna franze...
der iz danzin musik anna der iza patio where we kan eat owr fudz or order
more... letz hafa danze den decide whut ta do next, purrhapz afur owr danze
we kan go by dat rifur anna hafa piknik, Chester, not gud wif namez but
knowin where da gud musik iz...


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Old November 20th 06, 05:37 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Stormmee wrote:
ok her we iz at diz here bistro dat i think tiger's wifekitty showed
uses a longlong time ago... maebe i efin juzt heared bowt it... itz
inna franze... der iz danzin musik anna der iza patio where we kan
eat owr fudz or order more... letz hafa danze den decide whut ta do
next, purrhapz afur owr danze we kan go by dat rifur anna hafa
piknik, Chester, not gud wif namez but knowin where da gud musik iz...

wizpurrz...I tink day kawlz it da Saynz Ribur, ur Ribur Saynz
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Old November 20th 06, 06:46 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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whisperz bak, thanx, Chester geograpikally challenged
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
...
Stormmee wrote:
ok her we iz at diz here bistro dat i think tiger's wifekitty showed
uses a longlong time ago... maebe i efin juzt heared bowt it... itz
inna franze... der iz danzin musik anna der iza patio where we kan
eat owr fudz or order more... letz hafa danze den decide whut ta do
next, purrhapz afur owr danze we kan go by dat rifur anna hafa
piknik, Chester, not gud wif namez but knowin where da gud musik iz...

wizpurrz...I tink day kawlz it da Saynz Ribur, ur Ribur Saynz
--
Pitö.önya




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Old November 20th 06, 08:53 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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I tryda bring anofur mousey on owr date, when furri seed minesef it wuz stil
wigglin... he taked it away so i hadda little hope dat himself wuz gettin da
idermint 'bowt huntin real fudz... but noooo he flushed itself!!! whuta
wazte... a memori of miss Violette sayed himself or soft wuuldnt learn howta
hunt birdiez efur, efin when hersef bring demselves inna howze anna put dem
atta furriez feetz... Chester... wonnerin how hoomanz get so big wifout
eatin mousiez...
Stormmee wrote in message
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whisperz bak, thanx, Chester geograpikally challenged
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
...
Stormmee wrote:
ok her we iz at diz here bistro dat i think tiger's wifekitty showed
uses a longlong time ago... maebe i efin juzt heared bowt it... itz
inna franze... der iz danzin musik anna der iza patio where we kan
eat owr fudz or order more... letz hafa danze den decide whut ta do
next, purrhapz afur owr danze we kan go by dat rifur anna hafa
piknik, Chester, not gud wif namez but knowin where da gud musik iz...

wizpurrz...I tink day kawlz it da Saynz Ribur, ur Ribur Saynz
--
Pitö.önya






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Old November 20th 06, 04:03 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Sun, 19 Nov 2006 13:16:43 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

ok her we iz at diz here bistro dat i think tiger's wifekitty showed uses a
longlong time ago... maebe i efin juzt heared bowt it... itz inna franze...
der iz danzin musik anna der iza patio where we kan eat owr fudz or order
more... letz hafa danze den decide whut ta do next, purrhapz afur owr danze
we kan go by dat rifur anna hafa piknik, Chester, not gud wif namez but
knowin where da gud musik iz...


[Anaïs takes Tiger by the paw and leads him to the teleporter. It
twinkles, and opens on a street in Paris, on the left bank of the
Seine. She leads him to a small bistro. They walk in, but Chester and
Lucy are too busy looking into each other's eyes to notice]

Maitre d': "Ahhh, Mme Anaïs and M. Tiger! [headbutts to both sides
of the face] How are yourownselves today!

"Bonjour Herve, we are well! Would you seat us out-of-the way in that
hidden corner table, please?"

Maitre d': "Certainement! Come wif me!

[seated at the table, out of Chester and Lucy's sight] "Herve, dat
boy cat an gurlcat offur dere, iz Chester, my broffer-in-paw, an hiz
date, Lucy. Wood you kindly take gud care of dem; perhaps suggest
perhaps yur lopster, and send dem boff aperitifs an a nice bottle of
Chateauneuf du Pape wif dinner, pleeze?And you can puttid it on owr
bill, pleeze. An you can brink me a Nip-Bellini and ifn I'ze korrekt,
my luf heer will haff a Nip-Scotch on da roks...

Hokay, my luff [glancing at the menu] I'ze hungry, iz you? Shall we
appear later and say "hi" to Chester an Lucy, or just slip owt
unnoticed???
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
11/20/2006 10:52:32 AM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net
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Old November 20th 06, 04:10 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Letz order uses sum fudz den we kan decide 'bowt efurthin elze... i sure iz
hungri... Tiger takes a sip of hizown drink... i haz been workin hard ta put
on mine winter coat kuz da cold monzterz iz all rownd owrown howze anna dey
keepz tryinta get in... butted i juzt iz gettinin inna blankie or klozeta
soft ta keep dem away... now lemme see whut duz you wantz... i wuuld like
some lobsterz anna sum duckz, butted i willz let yourownsef pickda dizh,
Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
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On Sun, 19 Nov 2006 13:16:43 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

ok her we iz at diz here bistro dat i think tiger's wifekitty showed

uses a
longlong time ago... maebe i efin juzt heared bowt it... itz inna

franze...
der iz danzin musik anna der iza patio where we kan eat owr fudz or

order
more... letz hafa danze den decide whut ta do next, purrhapz afur owr

danze
we kan go by dat rifur anna hafa piknik, Chester, not gud wif namez but
knowin where da gud musik iz...


[Anaïs takes Tiger by the paw and leads him to the teleporter. It
twinkles, and opens on a street in Paris, on the left bank of the
Seine. She leads him to a small bistro. They walk in, but Chester and
Lucy are too busy looking into each other's eyes to notice]

Maitre d': "Ahhh, Mme Anaïs and M. Tiger! [headbutts to both sides
of the face] How are yourownselves today!

"Bonjour Herve, we are well! Would you seat us out-of-the way in that
hidden corner table, please?"

Maitre d': "Certainement! Come wif me!

[seated at the table, out of Chester and Lucy's sight] "Herve, dat
boy cat an gurlcat offur dere, iz Chester, my broffer-in-paw, an hiz
date, Lucy. Wood you kindly take gud care of dem; perhaps suggest
perhaps yur lopster, and send dem boff aperitifs an a nice bottle of
Chateauneuf du Pape wif dinner, pleeze?And you can puttid it on owr
bill, pleeze. An you can brink me a Nip-Bellini and ifn I'ze korrekt,
my luf heer will haff a Nip-Scotch on da roks...

Hokay, my luff [glancing at the menu] I'ze hungry, iz you? Shall we
appear later and say "hi" to Chester an Lucy, or just slip owt
unnoticed???
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
11/20/2006 10:52:32 AM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net



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Old November 20th 06, 04:29 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^
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On Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:10:58 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

Letz order uses sum fudz den we kan decide 'bowt efurthin elze... i sure iz
hungri...


Hokay den, we'll haff a nyce bottle oov nip-Reisling wine, the
oysters and langoustines fur appitizerz; den da lopster tayles wif
sauce meuniere, and da confit of duck. Later we'll choose owr
desserts, fangu!

Tiger takes a sip of hizown drink... i haz been workin hard ta put
on mine winter coat kuz da cold monzterz iz all rownd owrown howze anna dey
keepz tryinta get in... butted i juzt iz gettinin inna blankie or klozeta
soft ta keep dem away...


I knoze, my luf! Az you can see, I'fe alreddy got my winter coat on
(shakes her floor length coat), my hooman just luffs doze long hairs
on effurrything!

Itz nyce to be heer wif yew in Paris, letz walk on da Seine after
dinner, hokay?

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
11/20/2006 11:22:49 AM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net
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Old November 20th 06, 06:37 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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yourown furz iz allatime so bootiful, i duzint know how you duzit, a walk
wuuld be nize... i thinkz dat iz owr apitizerz kumin now... Tiger waitz
while the waiter kitty pourz da wine... mmm diz iz nize... Tiger, injoyin
hizsef
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
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On Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:10:58 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

Letz order uses sum fudz den we kan decide 'bowt efurthin elze... i sure

iz
hungri...


Hokay den, we'll haff a nyce bottle oov nip-Reisling wine, the
oysters and langoustines fur appitizerz; den da lopster tayles wif
sauce meuniere, and da confit of duck. Later we'll choose owr
desserts, fangu!

Tiger takes a sip of hizown drink... i haz been workin hard ta put
on mine winter coat kuz da cold monzterz iz all rownd owrown howze anna

dey
keepz tryinta get in... butted i juzt iz gettinin inna blankie or

klozeta
soft ta keep dem away...


I knoze, my luf! Az you can see, I'fe alreddy got my winter coat on
(shakes her floor length coat), my hooman just luffs doze long hairs
on effurrything!

Itz nyce to be heer wif yew in Paris, letz walk on da Seine after
dinner, hokay?

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
11/20/2006 11:22:49 AM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net



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Old November 22nd 06, 12:59 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Julie Porter
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Itz purrfect, Chester! An a piknik by thuh riffer wood be so nise.

Lucy

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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ok her we iz at diz here bistro dat i think tiger's wifekitty showed

uses a
longlong time ago... maebe i efin juzt heared bowt it... itz inna

franze...
der iz danzin musik anna der iza patio where we kan eat owr fudz or

order
more... letz hafa danze den decide whut ta do next, purrhapz afur owr

danze
we kan go by dat rifur anna hafa piknik, Chester, not gud wif namez

but
knowin where da gud musik iz...




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Old November 22nd 06, 01:08 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Julie Porter
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Dats okay. We wil haffa wunnerful time wifout da mowsey. Der mite be sum
mowseys by the riffur!

Lucy

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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I tryda bring anofur mousey on owr date, when furri seed minesef it

wuz stil
wigglin... he taked it away so i hadda little hope dat himself wuz

gettin da
idermint 'bowt huntin real fudz... but noooo he flushed itself!!!

whuta
wazte... a memori of miss Violette sayed himself or soft wuuldnt learn

howta
hunt birdiez efur, efin when hersef bring demselves inna howze anna

put dem
atta furriez feetz... Chester... wonnerin how hoomanz get so big

wifout
eatin mousiez...
Stormmee wrote in message
...
whisperz bak, thanx, Chester geograpikally challenged
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
...
Stormmee wrote:
ok her we iz at diz here bistro dat i think tiger's wifekitty

showed
uses a longlong time ago... maebe i efin juzt heared bowt it...

itz
inna franze... der iz danzin musik anna der iza patio where we

kan
eat owr fudz or order more... letz hafa danze den decide whut ta

do
next, purrhapz afur owr danze we kan go by dat rifur anna hafa
piknik, Chester, not gud wif namez but knowin where da gud musik

iz...
wizpurrz...I tink day kawlz it da Saynz Ribur, ur Ribur Saynz
--
Pitö.önya








 




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