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At the falls
Ok, efurrykitty, I just got a phone call from Captain Jacques - the
Empress of the Mist is ready for us. Those kitties that like to ride glass-enclosed elevators can ride this elevator right over here - it takes you straight to the boarding dock. If you'd rather get there directly, this teleporter will take you straight to the deck of the boat. [Cleo and TV step into the teleporter, then step out onto the observation deck of the tour ship. Many kitties follow them. A large tuxedo cat is at the helm, and comes down to the deck when he sees Cleo and TV.] Captain Jacques, how are you? Everykitty, this is Captain Jacques. He served a long, distinguished career with the Catnadian Navy, then he designed this tour boat and had it built to his specifications. Captain, we're looking forward to seeing what you can show us of the falls. Captain Jacques: Bienvenue à bord, votre Altesse! It is wonderful to see you again. I believe you and your guests will be pleased and surprised by the tour I can offer you. Every kitty, welcome aboard. I will show you a view of Niagara Falls that the hoomins have never seen. Before we pull away from the dock I would like to suggest that everybody look up at the edge of the canyon above us. With the colored lights on the rim shining on the ice, the sparkling you see above is only visible during the winter when the ice is present. As we pull away from the dock and into the river, you will see what looks like multi-colored diamonds along the edge. It is quite a beautiful sight. Those of you who wish to experience the mist from the falls, our stern observation deck is currently exposed to the river air. Those who wish to remain dry and warm, the bow observation deck is fully enclosed and stays nice and warm. Both observation decks are also equipped with bars and buffet tables. I understand we have a newly enwinked couple aboard. Concatulations to both of you! Now, crewkitties, prepare to cast off mooring lines. [The Captain returns to the bridge, starts the engines, and pulls the tour boat away from the dock.] |
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On Mon, 31 Dec 2007 21:40:22 -0600, Her Royal Highness Cleopatra
Cleocat's nimble, little paws typed: Ok, efurrykitty, I just got a phone call from Captain Jacques - the Empress of the Mist is ready for us. gennle snippy [The Captain returns to the bridge, starts the engines, and pulls the tour boat away from the dock.] Meow, Cleo an TV! Dis is reely lofely, an a perfek venoo fur an enwinking party! [takes Tiger by the paw] Come, my luff letz get a plate of fuds an sum nip-wine an watch from da enklozed dek! [Sees Pitoonya and Sundance] Hihi you two, you're boff glowink tonight! [hedbutts all around] -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 12/31/2007 10:44:40 PM |
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[As the Empress of the Mist moves away from the dock, the kitties busy
themselves fetching snacks from the buffet and drinks from the bar. Most of the kitties are on the enclosed front deck, but a few of the more adventurous kitties are out on the open stern deck. The boat moves out towards the middle of the river, then turns towards the falls. The roar of the falls is so strong that the kitties can feel the vibration in their bones - the power of the falls is obviously immense. The boat manuevers until it is within two boat-lengths of the falls. The Captain switches on colorful high-intensity lamps that cause the mist from the falls to glitter and shimmer.] Captain Jacques: My guests, you see before you the most mighty, most powerful waterfall that most of you will ever see. It is truly one of the wonders of the world! And now I present to you my special surprise! [With this the Captain presses a button that causes a transparent shell to pivot into position over the stern deck, sealing it tight. He then turns the boat directly towards the falls, and engages the engines. The boat moves towards the falls - then into the falls! The nose of the boat is forced under the water, then the rest of the boat follows. The Captain pulls a lever on the bridge, and a set of diving planes emerges from the sides of the bridge. The boat has been transformed into a submarine.] Ladies and gentlecats, we have now completed our transformation from surface vessel to submarine. We are now directly under the falls, viewing a sight that has never been seen by humans. Very few cats have seen these sights, either - just a handful of valiant underwater explorer cats, led by the Catmerican diver Catalina Jocko. Now, as we move behind the falls into the area scoured by the falls, you can see the fabulous mineral formations that have been exposed by eons of water action. Numerous small underwater caverns can be seen as well. I have been told that several of them contain dry areas, including some very large rooms. They still await exploration. Now we will move downstream, away from the falls, and will cruise along the bottom for a while. We will then return to the surface, then will motor back upstream. |
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"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message .. . Meow, Cleo an TV! Dis is reely lofely, an a perfek venoo fur an enwinking party! [takes Tiger by the paw] Come, my luff letz get a plate of fuds an sum nip-wine an watch from da enklozed dek! [Sees Pitoonya and Sundance] Hihi you two, you're boff glowink tonight! [hedbutts all around] -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs Fangu, Anaïs, but I fingk Pit2nya alwaze haz a bootiful glow! Sundance |
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"Sundance" wrote in message . .. "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message .. . Meow, Cleo an TV! Dis is reely lofely, an a perfek venoo fur an enwinking party! [takes Tiger by the paw] Come, my luff letz get a plate of fuds an sum nip-wine an watch from da enklozed dek! [Sees Pitoonya and Sundance] Hihi you two, you're boff glowink tonight! [hedbutts all around] -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs Fangu, Anaïs, but I fingk Pit2nya alwaze haz a bootiful glow! Sundance Wy fank yu SunnyDanze...Dis iz soooo eggzytink!!! Oh...letz get sum fuudz lyke Tiger an Anaïs hab, an lissen tu Captain Jacques... -- Pitô.ônya |
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"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... Fangu, Anaïs, but I fingk Pit2nya alwaze haz a bootiful glow! Sundance Wy fank yu SunnyDanze...Dis iz soooo eggzytink!!! Oh...letz get sum fuudz lyke Tiger an Anaïs hab, an lissen tu Captain Jacques... -- Pitô.ônya Good ideer, Sweetee, I kan alwze uze sum fudz, an itz furry innerestin seein da waddermonsterz frum inside. Sundance |
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Noo Yeerz eef at da fawlz URLz
Wyle we wuz waytin fur middynite, meowmee feownd deze URLz:
http://www.cliftonhill.com/niagara_f...lls_new_years/ http://www.cliftonhill.com/niagara_f.../illumination/ If yu ar nottid afrayed ov fyerwoikz yu kan klik da skreen heer: http://www.onlineniagara.com/niagara...years-eve.html urr see lotza pikshurz heer: http://www.michaelmccumber.com/colle...gara_newyears/ HAPPY NOO YEER AWL KITTEEZ AN EFFIN DERE SLAYVEZ. FANGU FURR MAYKIN OWRZ 2007 SO LUFFERLEE. Pit2nya an Anti sylvia |
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[As the boat moves away from the falls and moves downstream, the lights
illuminate the rocks and plants along the bottom of the river. Cleo, TV, Hercule, and other kitties have their noses plastered to the glass watching the sights go by. When a large fish swims past, all the kitty tails start twitching wildly. As they reach a point a mile downriver, the Captain returns the boat to the surface.] Captain Jacques: Kitties, the New Year will be here in moments. I have reopened the stern deck, so it is again windy and open to the sky. The fireworks will be starting in in a few seconds. If you wish to hear the wonderous sounds of the explosions, you will wish to be on the stern deck. If you would rather not hear the explosions, the bow deck is where you will want to be. And if you would rather not see the fireworks at all, the galley belowdeck will offer you a nice, quiet place to celebrate the new year without missing out on the food and drinks we have on board. In addition, my crew has set up the sound system so we will be turning on the stereo and starting the dance music playing in case you'd care to do any dancing. There is room enough for dancing on all the observation decks and in the galley. [As the kitties take their places, the boat motors out to the middle of the river. As the Captain maneuvers the boat to alignment with the cliffs, the fireworks start. From both rims of the canyon, colorful fireworks arc into the sky and burst overhead. Some of the kitties watch the fireworks, some dance. Cleo and TV dance on the bow deck while Hercule and Rebecca dance in the galley. ] Kitties, the New Year is just seconds away. I would like to offer a toast, kitties. M. Sundance and Miss Rebecca, concatulations to you both. Everykitty, Happy Mew Year to everykitty! [As the new year arrives, a huge barrage of fireworks bursts overhead. All the kitties raise their glasses in a toast, and they dance, smurgle, and kiss.] |
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"Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat" wrote in message ... [As the boat moves away from the falls and moves downstream, the lights illuminate the rocks and plants along the bottom of the river. Cleo, TV, Hercule, and other kitties have their noses plastered to the glass watching the sights go by. When a large fish swims past, all the kitty tails start twitching wildly. As they reach a point a mile downriver, the Captain returns the boat to the surface.] Captain Jacques: Kitties, the New Year will be here in moments. I have reopened the stern deck, so it is again windy and open to the sky. The fireworks will be starting in in a few seconds. If you wish to hear the wonderous sounds of the explosions, you will wish to be on the stern deck. If you would rather not hear the explosions, the bow deck is where you will want to be. And if you would rather not see the fireworks at all, the galley belowdeck will offer you a nice, quiet place to celebrate the new year without missing out on the food and drinks we have on board. In addition, my crew has set up the sound system so we will be turning on the stereo and starting the dance music playing in case you'd care to do any dancing. There is room enough for dancing on all the observation decks and in the galley. [As the kitties take their places, the boat motors out to the middle of the river. As the Captain maneuvers the boat to alignment with the cliffs, the fireworks start. From both rims of the canyon, colorful fireworks arc into the sky and burst overhead. Some of the kitties watch the fireworks, some dance. Cleo and TV dance on the bow deck while Hercule and Rebecca dance in the galley. ] Kitties, the New Year is just seconds away. I would like to offer a toast, kitties. M. Sundance and Miss Rebecca, concatulations to you both. Everykitty, Happy Mew Year to everykitty! [As the new year arrives, a huge barrage of fireworks bursts overhead. All the kitties raise their glasses in a toast, and they dance, smurgle, and kiss.] Pit2nya and Sundance watch the fireworks from the bow deck. As the seconds to 2008 lessen, they dance closer, cheek to cheek, until the first fireworks of the New Year flash overhead, at which moments they embrace, smurgle, and... finally...experience their first kiss. Oh darlink, watta wunnerfol way tu shtart da Noo Year, an foizt day ov da rezt ov ower lyfe! Pit2nya |
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At the falls
Boy, dis iz reely sumpfin! Id'll be a Noo Yeerz EEf celibrashun to
remembfur! I see dat da Inspektor iz passink owt nip-shampayne; letz get sum to toast da Noo Yeer in! [Glasses in hand, our kitties toast the New Year, each other and Pitoonya and Sundance] Happy Mew Yeer efurry kitty an hooman!!!! On Tue, 01 Jan 2008 09:43:53 -0600, Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat's nimble, little paws typed: [As the boat moves away from the falls and moves downstream, the lights illuminate the rocks and plants along the bottom of the river. Cleo, TV, Hercule, and other kitties have their noses plastered to the glass watching the sights go by. When a large fish swims past, all the kitty tails start twitching wildly. As they reach a point a mile downriver, the Captain returns the boat to the surface.] Captain Jacques: Kitties, the New Year will be here in moments. I have reopened the stern deck, so it is again windy and open to the sky. The fireworks will be starting in in a few seconds. If you wish to hear the wonderous sounds of the explosions, you will wish to be on the stern deck. If you would rather not hear the explosions, the bow deck is where you will want to be. And if you would rather not see the fireworks at all, the galley belowdeck will offer you a nice, quiet place to celebrate the new year without missing out on the food and drinks we have on board. In addition, my crew has set up the sound system so we will be turning on the stereo and starting the dance music playing in case you'd care to do any dancing. There is room enough for dancing on all the observation decks and in the galley. [As the kitties take their places, the boat motors out to the middle of the river. As the Captain maneuvers the boat to alignment with the cliffs, the fireworks start. From both rims of the canyon, colorful fireworks arc into the sky and burst overhead. Some of the kitties watch the fireworks, some dance. Cleo and TV dance on the bow deck while Hercule and Rebecca dance in the galley. ] Kitties, the New Year is just seconds away. I would like to offer a toast, kitties. M. Sundance and Miss Rebecca, concatulations to you both. Everykitty, Happy Mew Year to everykitty! [As the new year arrives, a huge barrage of fireworks bursts overhead. All the kitties raise their glasses in a toast, and they dance, smurgle, and kiss.] -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 1/1/2008 1:12:13 PM |
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