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They're a disgrace to their species
wafflycat wrote:
I am not impressed ;-) There it was, in the garden, at the foot of the tree where all the bird feeding stations are... a rat. a large, well-fed rat. a large well-fed rat which ignored me and got on nibbling bits of seed that had dropped form the bird feeders. I put Francis in the garden and said, "do your stuff" whilst I pointed at the rat. Francis looked at me, yawned, ignored rat and rat ignored Francis. So I got Marble. Put Marble in garden with Francis. I said, "go boys! do your stuff!" I pointed at the rat again. Marble meowed pathetically and nose-touched Francis. Francis yawned. Both ignored the rat and the rat ignored them. I got Waffles. Put Waffles in garden. I said, "Go! Go, Mighty Huntress and show those pathetic objects how it's done" and I pointed to the rat... again. The Mighty Huntress stretched, yawned and then wound herself round my legs. The Mighty Huntress ignored the rat and the rat gave me the finger. I am not impressed. The next time these lying felines tell me they have not been fed for six months and are about to expire due to hunger, I shall remind them that I simply do not believe them. Cheers, helen s Great story, Helen, thanks for the laugh! Best wishes, Polonca and Soncek |
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