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#1
December 1st 09, 11:01 PM
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I CHASED A BLACK CAT AROUND FOR 3 HOURS TO DISCOVER ITS QUANTUM PROPERTIES
This was necessary. My girl has a black cat who never lets me near him.
I suspected he was hiding something from me. Then I read some material about how cats can access alternate dimensions because a cat is always on the wrong side of a door, always waiting to be let in. So I locked myself in the basement with the cat and followed him to see if this was true or not. I don't know if it was because I got tired of running around in circles after three hours. I had to lay down on the floor because I was tired and sweaty. Then the cat finally came up to me and licked the sweat off my head as I gasped for air. Stupid cat. Give me the access to the multiverse, you stinky *******. I will report on my next experiment soon. -- Rob Cypher http://robcypher.livejournal.com http://www.myspace.com/robcyphercollective http://www.facebook.com/robcypher http://www.youtube.com/robcypher http://www.twitter.com/robcypher Music Reviews: http://apps.facebook.com/visualcdrack/people/1713595594 Book Reviews: http://apps.facebook.com/facebookshe...ple/1713595594 Movie Reviews: http://apps.facebook.com/dvdshelf/people/1713595594 TV Reviews: http://apps.facebook.com/livingsocia...ple/1713595594 Video Game Reviews: http://apps.facebook.com/videogamera...ple/1713595594 WARNING - THE SHROOMERY IS FULL OF RACISTS. Proof is presented he http://robcypher.livejournal.com/68904.html 
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#2
December 2nd 09, 02:14 AM
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I CHASED A BLACK CAT AROUND FOR 3 HOURS TO DISCOVER ITS QUANTUM PROPERTIES
"Rob Cypher RELOADED" wrote | This was necessary. My girl has a black cat who never lets me near him. | I suspected he was hiding something from me. Then I read some material | about how cats can access alternate dimensions because a cat is always | on the wrong side of a door, always waiting to be let in. So I locked | myself in the basement with the cat and followed him to see if this | was true or not. I don't know if it was because I got tired of running | around in circles after three hours. I had to lay down on the floor | because I was tired and sweaty. Then the cat finally came up to me and | licked the sweat off my head as I gasped for air. Stupid cat. Give me | the access to the multiverse, you stinky *******. | | I will report on my next experiment soon. Great story, Rob! I laughed my butt off and a white cat handed it back to me.
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#3
December 2nd 09, 03:41 AM
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I CHASED A BLACK CAT AROUND FOR 3 HOURS TO DISCOVER ITS QUANTUM PROPERTIES
"Rob Cypher RELOADED" wrote in message ... This was necessary. My girl has a black cat who never lets me near him. I suspected he was hiding something from me. Then I read some material about how cats can access alternate dimensions because a cat is always on the wrong side of a door, always waiting to be let in. So I locked myself in the basement with the cat and followed him to see if this was true or not. I don't know if it was because I got tired of running around in circles after three hours. I had to lay down on the floor because I was tired and sweaty. Then the cat finally came up to me and licked the sweat off my head as I gasped for air. Stupid cat. Give me the access to the multiverse, you stinky *******. I will report on my next experiment soon. -- Rob Cypher By your description of the events it is you that is the stinky *******. Smart cat.
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#4
December 2nd 09, 05:02 AM
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I CHASED A BLACK CAT AROUND FOR 3 HOURS TO DISCOVER ITS QUANTUM PROPERTIES
"Pat" wrote in message
et... "Rob Cypher RELOADED" wrote | This was necessary. My girl has a black cat who never lets me near him. | I suspected he was hiding something from me. Then I read some material | about how cats can access alternate dimensions because a cat is always | on the wrong side of a door, always waiting to be let in. So I locked | myself in the basement with the cat and followed him to see if this | was true or not. I don't know if it was because I got tired of running | around in circles after three hours. I had to lay down on the floor | because I was tired and sweaty. Then the cat finally came up to me and | licked the sweat off my head as I gasped for air. Stupid cat. Give me | the access to the multiverse, you stinky *******. | | I will report on my next experiment soon. Great story, Rob! I laughed my butt off and a white cat handed it back to me. Thanks for inviting in a troll. I'm sure we'll all appreciate it for the holiday season. Jill
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#5
December 2nd 09, 01:34 PM
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I CHASED A BLACK CAT AROUND FOR 3 HOURS TO DISCOVER ITS QUANTUMPROPERTIES
On 12/1/2009 6:01 PM, Rob Cypher RELOADED wrote:
This was necessary. My girl has a black cat who never lets me near him. I suspected he was hiding something from me. Then I read some material about how cats can access alternate dimensions because a cat is always on the wrong side of a door, always waiting to be let in. So I locked myself in the basement with the cat and followed him to see if this was true or not. I don't know if it was because I got tired of running around in circles after three hours. I had to lay down on the floor because I was tired and sweaty. Then the cat finally came up to me and licked the sweat off my head as I gasped for air. Stupid cat. Give me the access to the multiverse, you stinky *******. I will report on my next experiment soon. -- Rob Cypher http://robcypher.livejournal.com http://www.myspace.com/robcyphercollective http://www.facebook.com/robcypher http://www.youtube.com/robcypher http://www.twitter.com/robcypher Music Reviews: http://apps.facebook.com/visualcdrack/people/1713595594 Book Reviews: http://apps.facebook.com/facebookshe...ple/1713595594 Movie Reviews: http://apps.facebook.com/dvdshelf/people/1713595594 TV Reviews: http://apps.facebook.com/livingsocia...ple/1713595594 Video Game Reviews: http://apps.facebook.com/videogamera...ple/1713595594 WARNING - THE SHROOMERY IS FULL OF RACISTS. Proof is presented he http://robcypher.livejournal.com/68904.html And after this experiment, Robbie Syphilis's mummy noticed that her son had that "I just pumped the cat" look on his face, and the cat had a bloody ass and was running sideways... Flint
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#6
December 2nd 09, 04:55 PM
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I CHASED A BLACK CAT AROUND FOR 3 HOURS TO DISCOVER ITS QUANTUMPROPERTIES
On Dec 1, 5:01*pm, Rob Cypher RELOADED wrote:
This was necessary. My girl has a black cat who never lets me near him. I suspected he was hiding something from me. Then I read some material about how cats can access alternate dimensions because a cat is always on the wrong side of a door, always waiting to be let in. So I locked myself in the basement with the cat and followed him to see if this was true or not. I don't know if it was because I got tired of running around in circles after three hours. I had to lay down on the floor because I was tired and sweaty. Then the cat finally came up to me and licked the sweat off my head as I gasped for air. Stupid cat. Give me the access to the multiverse, you stinky *******. I will report on my next experiment soon. -- Screw you cats http://www.kcsr.org/showthread.php?p=571337
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#7
December 2nd 09, 05:10 PM
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I CHASED A BLACK CAT AROUND FOR 3 HOURS TO DISCOVER ITS QUANTUMPROPERTIES
Rob Cypher RELOADED wrote:
This was necessary. My girl has a black cat who never lets me near him. I suspected he was hiding something from me. Then I read some material about how cats can access alternate dimensions because a cat is always on the wrong side of a door, always waiting to be let in. So I locked myself in the basement with the cat and followed him to see if this was true or not. I don't know if it was because I got tired of running around in circles after three hours. I had to lay down on the floor because I was tired and sweaty. Then the cat finally came up to me and licked the sweat off my head as I gasped for air. Stupid cat. Give me the access to the multiverse, you stinky *******. I will report on my next experiment soon. -- Rob Cypher http://robcypher.livejournal.com http://www.myspace.com/robcyphercollective http://www.facebook.com/robcypher http://www.youtube.com/robcypher http://www.twitter.com/robcypher Music Reviews: http://apps.facebook.com/visualcdrack/people/1713595594 Book Reviews: http://apps.facebook.com/facebookshe...ple/1713595594 Movie Reviews: http://apps.facebook.com/dvdshelf/people/1713595594 TV Reviews: http://apps.facebook.com/livingsocia...ple/1713595594 Video Game Reviews: http://apps.facebook.com/videogamera...ple/1713595594 WARNING - THE SHROOMERY IS FULL OF RACISTS. Proof is presented he http://robcypher.livejournal.com/68904.html Sounds like you are already there! MLB
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