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  #11  
Old February 26th 12, 08:17 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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PookyKat wokz ovur tew Wascal n greets hiz frend, sez, tew Storrmmee, yew
wook jest wike mehm waow,


Hawloo Wascal, I sure hopez Auntie Micki iz feelink bedder. Stormmee is
about to give a tour of the nu houze.





Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We kan
lan da porters on da bak padio. She and the other rom her house clinb out
and get up on the step. Slowly the screen door slides open and there sits
Chester with a big grin. Hihi Chester I will jus put diz stuff here on
Stormee's Granmoberz tablez. Piglett jumps up on the table and deposits
some food she brought.

She jumps down and takes a slide across the floor stopping just before she
runs into the door to the garage. Other cats arrive and trudi is
directing
them to the litter boxes and the water fountain as well as the food
dishes.
Suddenly a noise is heard and O T stops in his tracks. What is dat. MH
laughs at him and tell him is is the furnace and all those places in the
floor along the wall is prime real estate. Willow is standing over one of
them and her hair is blowing like in the out but it is warm air. Willow
settles down for a short nap.


A red jeep-fingy arrives in the yard. Out pile Wascal, Missy, da Bear
and WooToo.

WooToo waves "we leff will Samanfa to tak car ub her mommy. She woont
weev ennyway."

Wascal strolls over to Piglett

--
Will in New Haven

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Old February 26th 12, 08:23 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We kan
lan da porters on da bak padio.


[A red Fiat 500 pulls up, and two Zot girls step out; open the trunk,and
unpack a portable bar; a few boycats graciously carry it inside and set it
up. The girls greet efurykitty and, standing behind the bar ask]

Cocktails, anykitty? Todayz spechul iz da Aviation: Gin, Creme de Violette,
Maraschino and Lemon juice!

[With that Cybèle pours the ingredients deftly into a cocktail shaker, and
shakes up a full shaker full]

Aviations anykitty? Or we can make you da cocktail ob yur choice!

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

Mosey n hiz hole famile sai, weh wud eec wike tu twy une uf doze.
Dey take uh big swig,, n sai, fank yew, diz iz guuuuuuuuuufd stuff. n den
dey r awl off fur uh short nap.

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Old February 26th 12, 08:33 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Heck with the cats, send one to my house



Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We kan
lan da porters on da bak padio.


[A red Fiat 500 pulls up, and two Zot girls step out; open the trunk,and
unpack a portable bar; a few boycats graciously carry it inside and set it
up. The girls greet efurykitty and, standing behind the bar ask]

Cocktails, anykitty? Todayz spechul iz da Aviation: Gin, Creme de Violette,
Maraschino and Lemon juice!

[With that Cybèle pours the ingredients deftly into a cocktail shaker, and
shakes up a full shaker full]

Aviations anykitty? Or we can make you da cocktail ob yur choice!

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

Mosey sez tu Cybèle & Oriane, yeUP, weh wud awl wike tu twy un uf doze
dwinks,
Afur tayking uh big gulp, hiz famli taykes uh short nap in une uf da
bedroomz.
Meowy brot hur bed dat hur got az uh Sekrit Santa prezzie wast yeer Mosey
n Meowy cuddlesleep in it both purring.

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Old February 26th 12, 11:40 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Mosey ports back home and gets his big latte machine, and asks, who would
like a Cappuccino or a Latte?
I have lots of syrup flavors to choose from. Hazelnut, Bacon, Nip, Almont
Rocha, Walnut, Pecan, Egg Nog, Almond,
Raspberry, Blueberry, you name it, I have it,
I always use non fat milk, because it make the foam better.
Mosey starts grinding the French roasted beans.
Meowy and Mimzy will help him make the cuppas






Heck with the cats, send one to my house



Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We kan
lan da porters on da bak padio.


[A red Fiat 500 pulls up, and two Zot girls step out; open the trunk,and
unpack a portable bar; a few boycats graciously carry it inside and set it
up. The girls greet efurykitty and, standing behind the bar ask]

Cocktails, anykitty? Todayz spechul iz da Aviation: Gin, Creme de Violette,
Maraschino and Lemon juice!

[With that Cybèle pours the ingredients deftly into a cocktail shaker, and
shakes up a full shaker full]

Aviations anykitty? Or we can make you da cocktail ob yur choice!

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

Mosey sez tu Cybèle & Oriane, yeUP, weh wud awl wike tu twy un uf doze
dwinks,
Afur tayking uh big gulp, hiz famli taykes uh short nap in une uf da
bedroomz.
Meowy brot hur bed dat hur got az uh Sekrit Santa prezzie wast yeer Mosey
n Meowy cuddlesleep in it both purring.

  #15  
Old February 26th 12, 11:57 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Rebecca gets in line for the tour.

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Hawloo Wascal, I sure hopez Auntie Micki iz feelink bedder. Stormmee is
about to give a tour of the nu houze.

"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...

On Feb 26, 8:53 am, "Gramby" wrote:
Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We
kan
lan da porters on da bak padio. She and the other rom her house clinb
out
and get up on the step. Slowly the screen door slides open and there
sits
Chester with a big grin. Hihi Chester I will jus put diz stuff here on
Stormee's Granmoberz tablez. Piglett jumps up on the table and deposits
some food she brought.

She jumps down and takes a slide across the floor stopping just before
she
runs into the door to the garage. Other cats arrive and trudi is
directing
them to the litter boxes and the water fountain as well as the food
dishes.
Suddenly a noise is heard and O T stops in his tracks. What is dat. MH
laughs at him and tell him is is the furnace and all those places in the
floor along the wall is prime real estate. Willow is standing over one
of
them and her hair is blowing like in the out but it is warm air.
Willow
settles down for a short nap.


A red jeep-fingy arrives in the yard. Out pile Wascal, Missy, da Bear
and WooToo.

WooToo waves "we leff will Samanfa to tak car ub her mommy. She woont
weev ennyway."

Wascal strolls over to Piglett

--
Will in New Haven



  #16  
Old February 26th 12, 11:57 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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We haz doze -- but only upstarez. Da wunz fur downstarez is up at de
seeling. Whut gud duz dat do a kittee?

Rebecca

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We kan
lan da porters on da bak padio. She and the other rom her house clinb out
and get up on the step. Slowly the screen door slides open and there sits
Chester with a big grin. Hihi Chester I will jus put diz stuff here on
Stormee's Granmoberz tablez. Piglett jumps up on the table and deposits
some food she brought.

She jumps down and takes a slide across the floor stopping just before she
runs into the door to the garage. Other cats arrive and trudi is
directing them to the litter boxes and the water fountain as well as the
food dishes. Suddenly a noise is heard and O T stops in his tracks. What
is dat. MH laughs at him and tell him is is the furnace and all those
places in the floor along the wall is prime real estate. Willow is
standing over one of them and her hair is blowing like in the out but it
is warm air. Willow settles down for a short nap.



  #17  
Old February 27th 12, 02:24 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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A porter arrifez wif three kittiez, an a husewarmin present. Dey pile
out an stand, amazed by all da aktifity as da truk passes by wif da fud
kartz, an more porterz an vehiclez arrife.

Booker, Chappy an Snowflake karefully walk in da door.

On 2/26/2012 5:53 AM, Gramby wrote:
Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We
kan lan da porters on da bak padio. She and the other rom her house
clinb out and get up on the step. Slowly the screen door slides open and
there sits Chester with a big grin. Hihi Chester I will jus put diz
stuff here on Stormee's Granmoberz tablez. Piglett jumps up on the table
and deposits some food she brought.

She jumps down and takes a slide across the floor stopping just before
she runs into the door to the garage. Other cats arrive and trudi is
directing them to the litter boxes and the water fountain as well as the
food dishes. Suddenly a noise is heard and O T stops in his tracks. What
is dat. MH laughs at him and tell him is is the furnace and all those
places in the floor along the wall is prime real estate. Willow is
standing over one of them and her hair is blowing like in the out but it
is warm air. Willow settles down for a short nap.

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Old February 27th 12, 02:25 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Mosey provides some soft slipper thingys for each kitty and dog, so the
floors don't get scratched.

Rebecca gets in line for the tour.


Hawloo Wascal, I sure hopez Auntie Micki iz feelink bedder. Stormmee is
about to give a tour of the nu houze.

"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...

On Feb 26, 8:53 am, "Gramby" wrote:
Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We
kan
lan da porters on da bak padio. She and the other rom her house clinb
out
and get up on the step. Slowly the screen door slides open and there
sits
Chester with a big grin. Hihi Chester I will jus put diz stuff here on
Stormee's Granmoberz tablez. Piglett jumps up on the table and deposits
some food she brought.

She jumps down and takes a slide across the floor stopping just before
she
runs into the door to the garage. Other cats arrive and trudi is
directing
them to the litter boxes and the water fountain as well as the food
dishes.
Suddenly a noise is heard and O T stops in his tracks. What is dat. MH
laughs at him and tell him is is the furnace and all those places in the
floor along the wall is prime real estate. Willow is standing over one
of
them and her hair is blowing like in the out but it is warm air. Willow
settles down for a short nap.


A red jeep-fingy arrives in the yard. Out pile Wascal, Missy, da Bear
and WooToo.

WooToo waves "we leff will Samanfa to tak car ub her mommy. She woont
weev ennyway."

Wascal strolls over to Piglett

--
Will in New Haven


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Old February 27th 12, 02:28 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Dem is futr cats hu wike tu hang frum da seeling. Mosey --habbin fuhn , but
needz uh nap wif mai wink Meowy


We haz doze -- but only upstarez. Da wunz fur downstarez is up at de
seeling. Whut gud duz dat do a kittee?


Rebecca


"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We kan
lan da porters on da bak padio. She and the other rom her house clinb out
and get up on the step. Slowly the screen door slides open and there sits
Chester with a big grin. Hihi Chester I will jus put diz stuff here on
Stormee's Granmoberz tablez. Piglett jumps up on the table and deposits
some food she brought.

She jumps down and takes a slide across the floor stopping just before she
runs into the door to the garage. Other cats arrive and trudi is
directing them to the litter boxes and the water fountain as well as the
food dishes. Suddenly a noise is heard and O T stops in his tracks. What
is dat. MH laughs at him and tell him is is the furnace and all those
places in the floor along the wall is prime real estate. Willow is
standing over one of them and her hair is blowing like in the out but it
is warm air. Willow settles down for a short nap.


  #20  
Old February 27th 12, 05:35 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Mosey and Meowy wok up tew Booker,Chappy n Snowflake, n greet dem
warmly..diz iz uh wunnerful pardii.
Da Two Sisters r serving drinkz n der iz ulso uh lawtay stand fur da morning
wen weh awl wayke up. Jest put yer prezzie ovur der on dat taybul.
Den sirkulayte n hab fuhn. Der r wunnerful fudz tew. yeUp.



A porter arrifez wif three kittiez, an a husewarmin present. Dey pile out
an stand, amazed by all da aktifity as da truk passes by wif da fud kartz,
an more porterz an vehiclez arrife.


Booker, Chappy an Snowflake karefully walk in da door.



Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We
kan lan da porters on da bak padio. She and the other rom her house
clinb out and get up on the step. Slowly the screen door slides open and
there sits Chester with a big grin. Hihi Chester I will jus put diz
stuff here on Stormee's Granmoberz tablez. Piglett jumps up on the table
and deposits some food she brought.

She jumps down and takes a slide across the floor stopping just before
she runs into the door to the garage. Other cats arrive and trudi is
directing them to the litter boxes and the water fountain as well as the
food dishes. Suddenly a noise is heard and O T stops in his tracks. What
is dat. MH laughs at him and tell him is is the furnace and all those
places in the floor along the wall is prime real estate. Willow is
standing over one of them and her hair is blowing like in the out but it
is warm air. Willow settles down for a short nap.


 




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