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Old February 8th 08, 03:52 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Enfilade
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Smokey insists there is only one way to celebrate and that's with a
proper Chinese meal, including:

spicy szechuan rat
rat foo young
sweet and sour rat
mouse chop suey
pinky won tons
rat lo mein
etc....

oh, and "squeak goo guy pan". Smokey says it's only "moo" goo guy pan
if there's cow in it. *ahem*

I am honestly worried about his menu plans for the year of the tiger.

--Fil
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Old February 8th 08, 03:59 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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"Enfilade" wrote in message
...

Smokey insists there is only one way to celebrate and that's with a
proper Chinese meal, including:

spicy szechuan rat
rat foo young
sweet and sour rat
mouse chop suey
pinky won tons
rat lo mein
etc....

oh, and "squeak goo guy pan". Smokey says it's only "moo" goo guy pan
if there's cow in it. *ahem*

I am honestly worried about his menu plans for the year of the tiger.

--Fil


I'm obviously iun big trouble, since I'm a rat.



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Old February 8th 08, 02:55 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Bettina
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On 8 Feb., 03:59, "Kreisleriana" wrote:
"Enfilade" wrote in message

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Smokey insists there is only one way to celebrate and that's with a
proper Chinese meal, including:


spicy szechuan rat
rat foo young
sweet and sour rat
mouse chop suey
pinky won tons
rat lo mein
etc....


oh, and "squeak goo guy pan". *Smokey says it's only "moo" goo guy pan
if there's cow in it. **ahem*


I am honestly worried about his menu plans for the year of the tiger.


--Fil


I'm obviously iun big trouble, since I'm a rat. - Zitierten Text ausblenden -

- Zitierten Text anzeigen -


I am a rat as well, but as "mighty rat" the cats tolerate me.
I am not in trouble.g
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Old February 8th 08, 05:44 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Lesley
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On Feb 7, 6:52*pm, Enfilade wrote:
Smokey insists there is only one way to celebrate and that's with a
proper Chinese meal, including:



Look on the bright side, Smokey only wants to eat a Chinese meal- Nox
wants to conquer the entire Chinese Nation

Lesley

Slave of the Fablous Furballs
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Old February 8th 08, 08:13 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Lesley wrote:

On Feb 7, 6:52?pm, Enfilade wrote:


Smokey insists there is only one way to celebrate and that's with a
proper Chinese meal, including:



Look on the bright side, Smokey only wants to eat a Chinese meal- Nox
wants to conquer the entire Chinese Nation


Piffle! That is just the beginning for Nox!

Joyce

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Old February 8th 08, 08:19 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Lesley
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On Feb 8, 11:13*am, wrote:


Piffle! That is just the beginning for Nox!

Yes but there's a lot of them to make ideal cannon fodder for the nest
stage of her plans

Lesley

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Old February 8th 08, 10:12 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Christina Websell
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wrote in message
...
Lesley wrote:

On Feb 7, 6:52?pm, Enfilade wrote:


Smokey insists there is only one way to celebrate and that's with a
proper Chinese meal, including:



Look on the bright side, Smokey only wants to eat a Chinese meal- Nox
wants to conquer the entire Chinese Nation


Piffle! That is just the beginning for Nox!


Nox is very fierce. She's a grand example of cat femininehood and is to be
admired. So sez KFC, who would have knocked the spots off Nox when she was
younger ;-)

It's quite sad to see my feisty girl declining gradually. It's to be
expected, I suppose, at her great age. It doesn't make it easy.

Tweed
(were you talking about me? KFC)





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Old February 9th 08, 03:55 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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On Feb 8, 4:12 pm, "Christina Websell"
wrote:
wrote in message

...

Lesley wrote:


On Feb 7, 6:52?pm, Enfilade wrote:


Smokey insists there is only one way to celebrate and that's with a
proper Chinese meal, including:


Look on the bright side, Smokey only wants to eat a Chinese meal- Nox
wants to conquer the entire Chinese Nation


Piffle! That is just the beginning for Nox!


Nox is very fierce. She's a grand example of cat femininehood and is to be
admired. So sez KFC, who would have knocked the spots off Nox when she was
younger ;-)

It's quite sad to see my feisty girl declining gradually. It's to be
expected, I suppose, at her great age. It doesn't make it easy.


"Tho' much is taken, much abides; and though
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield." Tennyson - "Ulysses":

I, like KFC quite fierce, find this poem more meaningful these days.

Will in New Haven

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"I am thus far a Quaker, that I would gladly argue with all the world
to lay aside the use of arms and settle matters by negotiation, but
unless the whole will, the matter ends, and I take up my musket and
thank Heaven He has put it in my power."
-Writings of Thomas Paine 56 (M. Conway ed. 1894)




Tweed
(were you talking about me? KFC)


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Old February 10th 08, 04:23 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Kreisleriana[_3_]
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"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Feb 8, 4:12 pm, "Christina Websell"
wrote:
wrote in message

...

Lesley wrote:


On Feb 7, 6:52?pm, Enfilade wrote:


Smokey insists there is only one way to celebrate and that's with a
proper Chinese meal, including:


Look on the bright side, Smokey only wants to eat a Chinese meal- Nox
wants to conquer the entire Chinese Nation


Piffle! That is just the beginning for Nox!


Nox is very fierce. She's a grand example of cat femininehood and is to
be
admired. So sez KFC, who would have knocked the spots off Nox when she
was
younger ;-)

It's quite sad to see my feisty girl declining gradually. It's to be
expected, I suppose, at her great age. It doesn't make it easy.


"Tho' much is taken, much abides; and though
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield." Tennyson - "Ulysses":

I, like KFC quite fierce, find this poem more meaningful these days.



One of my favorite poems.


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Old February 13th 08, 05:05 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Bill Stock
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"Kreisleriana" wrote in message
...

"Enfilade" wrote in message
...

Smokey insists there is only one way to celebrate and that's with a
proper Chinese meal, including:

spicy szechuan rat
rat foo young
sweet and sour rat
mouse chop suey
pinky won tons
rat lo mein
etc....

oh, and "squeak goo guy pan". Smokey says it's only "moo" goo guy pan
if there's cow in it. *ahem*

I am honestly worried about his menu plans for the year of the tiger.

--Fil


I'm obviously iun big trouble, since I'm a rat.

Me too, a very good year.



 




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