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  #81  
Old January 23rd 07, 12:09 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Da loo-wow on da beech!

Piglette stares as the huge toona kumez along... diz iz gonna be funfun ta
try alla deze fudz... I am a little upsetted wif mine gramby... I azked ta
go inna owt so hersef putted on mine hooman onna string anna taked minesef
inna owt wif hersef anna scooter... der wuz white snowmonzters efuriwhere...
I didn't like demselves... butted scooter did... hersef haz beena gud momdog
fur me butted i wuz upsted efuri time hersef wented inna owt kuz her aktuli
likez da snowmonzters, Piglette, gladta hafa furnd ta tell 'bowt diz
meeee wrote in message
...
That's gud. I knoes I is lucky tu, cos I got to stay furever with mi mum

an
nise hoomins! Hey, look, here comes tha bigbig toona we cort!!
Moe
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I feelz veri luki, Piglette
meeee wrote in message
...
Yew has furry gud hoomins...I'se sorry yu misses yur man hoomin

Moe, giving Piglette a cheek rub

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
it sowndz like yourown hooman iz gud like minez is... I wuzint sure i
wuuld
like it when da man hooman wented away anna i thinkz scooter still

misses
hisef, butted i iz used to the gramby hooman now, anna I knowz da

ofur
hooman iz atta brige waitin... anna sometimez furry anna soft kumez

to
owr
howze anna i likez furry purty gud, Stormmee iz rite fur a hooman he

iz
purty smurt...

Piglette... who turns her head sideways so she can gaze at mo...
meeee wrote in message
...
It is sew much fun!! owwer hoomins is gud lyke dat tu, they gifs us
liddle
taystes uf stuff as long as we keeps ower manners an dussnt jump

onna
tayble
or try an snitch it frum tha playte. Tha liddle wuns allays tries tu

get
away wif it, but they dussnt!! Cos mi mum jasmeen bops them iff they

du!!

Moe, sippn his Toona Speshul an gazin at Piglette
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I sure duz like tryin alla deze new taztez, mine hooman, Gramby

likez
new
fudz alzo dat iz purrt of why her iz sucha gud hooman, hersef letz

uses
try
sum new stuffz, Piglette
meeee wrote in message
...
Sownds grate!!!
Moe grabs Piglette's paw and swings her (carefully of course)

onto
the
beach, making sure her tail doesn't get wet by the waves. They

walk
up
to
the bar and order a Toonafishee speshul, made with fresh toona,
lime
juice,
and liberal sprinklings of just-picked nip.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
fudz iz a gud idermint, Piglette holds owt her paw and they

start
for
the
beach... letz get one of doze drinkz to go wif da fudz.

Piglette
meeee wrote in message
...
Moe stops happy dancing around Piglette and turns politely to
his
date...

Wud yu lyke to go onshore an tayst sum uf tha IggZotik fuds

they
has?
They
is smellin reely gud and ther is moosik an dansin an fuds an
more
fuds....did I say fuds??




















  #82  
Old January 23rd 07, 12:10 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Da loo-wow on da beech!

yez it iz, somestuffz iz juzt nizer wifa parterner.. err i meanz a furnd,
Chester, gettin ahead of hizsef agin
Julie Porter wrote in message
hlink.net...
Itz fun to haf somewon tu do fings with, izzunt it, Chester?

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
dat lukz veri nize, Chester... clueless but pleazedta be matchin diz
bootiful girlcat
Julie Porter wrote in message
link.net...
Wye, heers wone right heer! Weel luk wunderful togethfur!

Lucy

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
diz iz fine, now ifin you wantz gets yoursef one of doze mumu

thingyz
anna
den we kan match... Chester is holding pink anna red flowerz beind
hizown
bak... ifin you kan find one wif pink anna red flowerz i bet dat

wuuld
luk
realli nize on yourownsef anna it wuuld stil match mine wonnerful
shurt,
Chester
Julie Porter wrote in message
link.net...
Lucy paws fru the raks and raks of cheerful shirts an finely

finds
red
hawayin shirts dat luk jus bout as happy as Chester himself.

How bout dese, Chester?

Lucy, holden da shirt in front of Chester's handsum fase









  #83  
Old January 23rd 07, 12:11 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Da loo-wow on da beech!

*blush* Chester
Julie Porter wrote in message
link.net...
Yur so silly! An so thotful!

Lucy

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I dunno i just thinkz bowt yourown bootiful self anna getsa idermint,
chester
Julie Porter wrote in message
hlink.net...
Chester!! How du yu always know just tha purrfect fing to do??

Fangu!

Lucy, happy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
just den chester steps arownd da rak anna gifs lucy herown bunc of
flowerz... I hopez you likez deze, chester
Julie Porter wrote in message
link.net...
Oooooooowh! Da hybizkuz ar so beyutiful!

Lucy, lukking for a pink won

Datz a pretty won.I likes dis won in bloo wiff

birdz-ov-parrydice
on
itself. An I finks I'll get my Tiger anofur shirt too!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

Dese shirts are purrfict fur the boys!

Lucy












  #84  
Old January 23rd 07, 04:36 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Harri Roadcat
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Default Da loo-wow on da beech!

On Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:09:43 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

Piglette stares as the huge toona kumez along... diz iz gonna be funfun ta
try alla deze fudz... I am a little upsetted wif mine gramby... I azked ta
go inna owt so hersef putted on mine hooman onna string anna taked minesef
inna owt wif hersef anna scooter... der wuz white snowmonzters efuriwhere...
I didn't like demselves... butted scooter did... hersef haz beena gud momdog
fur me butted i wuz upsted efuri time hersef wented inna owt kuz her aktuli
likez da snowmonzters, Piglette, gladta hafa furnd ta tell 'bowt diz


Her *liked* snowmonsters? Datz just wrong. Snowmonsters is mean - they
gets my belly furz cold and wet.

Harri

  #85  
Old January 23rd 07, 05:39 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^
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Posts: 102
Default Letz party an' eet! Da loo-wow on da beech! (was: Da loo-wow on da beech!)

As the sun sinks over the water, the Island's lights begin to
twinkle: http://www.youngisland.com/enchant.htm

The beach is lit with hundreds of Japanese lanterns, the chef-kitties
are preparing many courses and desserts, the sushi-master is
sharpening his knives, and the rasta-cats steel-drum band is setting
up. Jocko and Big Mamma are by the fire-pit, getting ready.

The girl-cats walk back to their rooms, their arms filled with
packages. Anaïs wakes Tiger with a smoochie on his head.

"Wake up luffer-boy! Itz tyme to go to da loo-wow" as she changes
into her colorful mumu.

"I see dat da Inspektur an Chester are alreddy at da raw-bar slurpink
oysterz an ale. SHall we joyne dem?" "Hokay", says Tiger.

They walk to the beach, passing the serving-table first. "Whatz on da
menyoo tonite?" asks Tiger. "Ummm, we haff roast beast, veel chopz,
shrimpeez, scalopps, lopster, roast duck an' most anyfing your heart
desirez." replies the head-chef.

As they walk over to the raw bar, they pass Jocko and Big Mamma.
"Hihi kitties, what are you gize cukin tonite?"
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
1/23/2007 12:28:19 PM
  #86  
Old January 23rd 07, 06:33 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Jocko the Diving Cat
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Default Letz party an' eet! Da loo-wow on da beech! (was: Da loo-wow on da beech!)

As they walk over to the raw bar, they pass Jocko and Big Mamma.
"Hihi kitties, what are you gize cukin tonite?"


Hey, T-Man, Miz A, looking good! That shirt goes real well wif dat moomoo.

Well, wez gotz clams, and oysterzez, an crabbies (in honor of the
Rangemaster kitten), and some steamed lopsters. An of course some
pit-steamed toona steaks. An as a special treat, we'z got seaweed-wrapped
steamed ear of sooven.

Lots of yummy smells on da beech tonite, gize! We'z goona eat really well.
Hope you gots lotz of room in your tummy, T-Man!

Jocko
  #87  
Old January 23rd 07, 08:32 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^
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Default Letz party an' eet! Da loo-wow on da beech!

On Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:33:23 -0800, Jocko the Diving Cat's nimble,
little paws typed:


Hey, T-Man, Miz A, looking good! That shirt goes real well wif dat moomoo.

Well, wez gotz clams, and oysterzez, an crabbies (in honor of the
Rangemaster kitten), and some steamed lopsters. An of course some
pit-steamed toona steaks. An as a special treat, we'z got seaweed-wrapped
steamed ear of sooven.

Lots of yummy smells on da beech tonite, gize! We'z goona eat really well.
Hope you gots lotz of room in your tummy, T-Man!

Jocko


Fangu Jocko! Yur flowery shirt luks cool too! Well, I finks dat my
husband-cat [pats Tiger affectionately] cud make sum room to eet a
liddle more!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
1/23/2007 3:30:43 PM
  #88  
Old January 23rd 07, 11:07 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meeee
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Posts: 1,348
Default Da loo-wow on da beech!

Woow I wud lyke to see snowmosters, tha onlee sno mosters here is inna
coldbox. Maybe sum tyme i shud teleport over sometime an yu cud show me sum
snomonsters fur reel?
Moe, shyly
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Piglette stares as the huge toona kumez along... diz iz gonna be funfun ta
try alla deze fudz... I am a little upsetted wif mine gramby... I azked ta
go inna owt so hersef putted on mine hooman onna string anna taked minesef
inna owt wif hersef anna scooter... der wuz white snowmonzters
efuriwhere...
I didn't like demselves... butted scooter did... hersef haz beena gud
momdog
fur me butted i wuz upsted efuri time hersef wented inna owt kuz her
aktuli
likez da snowmonzters, Piglette, gladta hafa furnd ta tell 'bowt diz
meeee wrote in message
...
That's gud. I knoes I is lucky tu, cos I got to stay furever with mi mum

an
nise hoomins! Hey, look, here comes tha bigbig toona we cort!!
Moe
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I feelz veri luki, Piglette
meeee wrote in message
...
Yew has furry gud hoomins...I'se sorry yu misses yur man hoomin

Moe, giving Piglette a cheek rub

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
it sowndz like yourown hooman iz gud like minez is... I wuzint sure
i
wuuld
like it when da man hooman wented away anna i thinkz scooter still
misses
hisef, butted i iz used to the gramby hooman now, anna I knowz da

ofur
hooman iz atta brige waitin... anna sometimez furry anna soft kumez

to
owr
howze anna i likez furry purty gud, Stormmee iz rite fur a hooman he

iz
purty smurt...

Piglette... who turns her head sideways so she can gaze at mo...
meeee wrote in message
...
It is sew much fun!! owwer hoomins is gud lyke dat tu, they gifs us
liddle
taystes uf stuff as long as we keeps ower manners an dussnt jump

onna
tayble
or try an snitch it frum tha playte. Tha liddle wuns allays tries
tu
get
away wif it, but they dussnt!! Cos mi mum jasmeen bops them iff
they
du!!

Moe, sippn his Toona Speshul an gazin at Piglette
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I sure duz like tryin alla deze new taztez, mine hooman, Gramby

likez
new
fudz alzo dat iz purrt of why her iz sucha gud hooman, hersef
letz
uses
try
sum new stuffz, Piglette
meeee wrote in message
...
Sownds grate!!!
Moe grabs Piglette's paw and swings her (carefully of course)

onto
the
beach, making sure her tail doesn't get wet by the waves. They

walk
up
to
the bar and order a Toonafishee speshul, made with fresh toona,
lime
juice,
and liberal sprinklings of just-picked nip.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
fudz iz a gud idermint, Piglette holds owt her paw and they

start
for
the
beach... letz get one of doze drinkz to go wif da fudz.

Piglette
meeee wrote in message
...
Moe stops happy dancing around Piglette and turns politely to
his
date...

Wud yu lyke to go onshore an tayst sum uf tha IggZotik fuds

they
has?
They
is smellin reely gud and ther is moosik an dansin an fuds an
more
fuds....did I say fuds??






















  #89  
Old January 23rd 07, 11:13 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meeee
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Default Da loo-wow on da beech!


"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
news
On Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:09:43 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

Piglette stares as the huge toona kumez along... diz iz gonna be funfun
ta
try alla deze fudz... I am a little upsetted wif mine gramby... I azked
ta
go inna owt so hersef putted on mine hooman onna string anna taked
minesef
inna owt wif hersef anna scooter... der wuz white snowmonzters
efuriwhere...
I didn't like demselves... butted scooter did... hersef haz beena gud
momdog
fur me butted i wuz upsted efuri time hersef wented inna owt kuz her
aktuli
likez da snowmonzters, Piglette, gladta hafa furnd ta tell 'bowt diz


Her *liked* snowmonsters? Datz just wrong. Snowmonsters is mean - they
gets my belly furz cold and wet.

Harri


Hihi Harri!! I was wunderin where yu was!
Congo, happy to see his furend


  #90  
Old January 23rd 07, 11:18 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Harri Roadcat
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Default Da loo-wow on da beech!

Hihi Harri!! I was wunderin where yu was!
Congo, happy to see his furend


Hihi, Congo! I'z been here, but mine badbad slave has been too busy at
hims toona place and has been really doing a bad job as sekretary. How has
you been?

Harri
 




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