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Old September 20th 05, 08:25 PM
guyfawkes
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Default This man is going to save USENET from the trolls!

Todger wrote:
Dingleberry wrote


On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 18:52:09 +0100, JohnBunt wrote:


On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 18:46:01 +0100, Dingleberry wrote:


On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 18:42:39 +0100, JohnBunt wrote:


On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 17:40:37 +0100, Dingleberry wrote:


On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 15:43:56 +0100, guyfawkes wrote:


I will go on record as saying I cannot recall a single instance, ever,
of having asked sue to post anything anywhere on my behalf, not even one.

Grant, you are a stupid little boy, the world has just changed around
you and you do not even know it yet, it's not August 2005 any more, your
"hobby" of trolling is now putting you in real danger of ruining your
life, for ****s sake grow up and get yourself a new hobby before it is
too late.

Trust me on this, none of what I have said in the past can be pointed to
and shown to be wrong or incorrect, and I have no motive in misleading
people now, and while I am not prepared to explain any further at this
time, in years to come you will look back and regard the advice I have
been giving you now as priceless.

It's not a game any more.

It doesn't matter how much you don't like that, don't want to accept
that, or disagree with that, your opinion doesn't count and your
agreement isn't required, in exactly the same way as you may think it is
perfectly all right to do 90 in a 30, the only person who will lose is
you, the only person who will pay the price is you, and along the way
you will keep several people in employment, just as the speeders do.

Susupend ALL trolling, sockpoppetry, use of anonymisers, and heated
comment, at the very least for the duration of this year, at which time
it will be self evident that those pastimes are gone in exactly the same
way a pedal to the metal on the M1 has gone and is now history.

You all just got priced out of the market, forever, only the seriously
rich and seriously connected with diposable incomes in the millions can
do 150 on the M1 with relative impunity....

This is your last wake up call.

presses snooze button

You do know you're going to court (and probably prison) for that post,
don't you?

Nah, I'm going to ****ing sue the **** for having the same name as me!


Look, he's warned us ALL before, this isn't a joke and we're ALL going to
have our day in court when he sues every troll in uk.local.southwest and
the rest of USENET.



he gonna change his name to a **** named Sue ?




the funny thing is not that I do not know exactly which one is you, I
do, the funny thing is that you think I don't...

  #2  
Old September 20th 05, 08:54 PM
P©WÉ®T©©LMÂN ²ºº5
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"guyfawkes" wrote in message
.. .

he gonna change his name to a **** named Sue ?

the funny thing is not that I do not know exactly which one is you, I
do, the funny thing is that you think I don't...


In other words you don't have a clue :-)

Jon~


  #3  
Old September 21st 05, 12:04 PM
ah
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Lamey - The cable guy wrote:
On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 20:25:31 +0100, wrote:

Todger wrote:
Dingleberry wrote


On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 18:52:09 +0100, JohnBunt wrote:


On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 18:46:01 +0100, Dingleberry wrote:


On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 18:42:39 +0100, JohnBunt wrote:


On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 17:40:37 +0100, Dingleberry wrote:


On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 15:43:56 +0100, guyfawkes wrote:


I will go on record as saying I cannot recall a single instance, ever,
of having asked sue to post anything anywhere on my behalf, not even one.

Grant, you are a stupid little boy, the world has just changed around
you and you do not even know it yet, it's not August 2005 any more, your
"hobby" of trolling is now putting you in real danger of ruining your
life, for ****s sake grow up and get yourself a new hobby before it is
too late.

Trust me on this, none of what I have said in the past can be pointed to
and shown to be wrong or incorrect, and I have no motive in misleading
people now, and while I am not prepared to explain any further at this
time, in years to come you will look back and regard the advice I have
been giving you now as priceless.

It's not a game any more.

It doesn't matter how much you don't like that, don't want to accept
that, or disagree with that, your opinion doesn't count and your
agreement isn't required, in exactly the same way as you may think it is
perfectly all right to do 90 in a 30, the only person who will lose is
you, the only person who will pay the price is you, and along the way
you will keep several people in employment, just as the speeders do.

Susupend ALL trolling, sockpoppetry, use of anonymisers, and heated
comment, at the very least for the duration of this year, at which time
it will be self evident that those pastimes are gone in exactly the same
way a pedal to the metal on the M1 has gone and is now history.

You all just got priced out of the market, forever, only the seriously
rich and seriously connected with diposable incomes in the millions can
do 150 on the M1 with relative impunity....

This is your last wake up call.

presses snooze button

You do know you're going to court (and probably prison) for that post,
don't you?

Nah, I'm going to ****ing sue the **** for having the same name as me!

Look, he's warned us ALL before, this isn't a joke and we're ALL going to
have our day in court when he sues every troll in uk.local.southwest and
the rest of USENET.



he gonna change his name to a **** named Sue ?




the funny thing is not that I do not know exactly which one is you, I
do, the funny thing is that you think I don't...


Translation: I'm clueless as **** all, I'm a brit after all.
-

GIT-R-DONE!

alt.usenet.legends.lamey


Go away.
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ah fait loucher un bon oeil
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Old September 21st 05, 02:58 PM
Phillip Kyle
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ah verbally sodomised in
news:47bYe.12338$%i1.11662@trnddc09:

Lamey - The cable guy wrote:
On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 20:25:31 +0100, wrote:

Todger wrote:
Dingleberry wrote


On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 18:52:09 +0100, JohnBunt wrote:


On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 18:46:01 +0100, Dingleberry wrote:


On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 18:42:39 +0100, JohnBunt wrote:


On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 17:40:37 +0100, Dingleberry wrote:


On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 15:43:56 +0100, guyfawkes wrote:


I will go on record as saying I cannot recall a single instance,
ever, of having asked sue to post anything anywhere on my
behalf, not even one.

Grant, you are a stupid little boy, the world has just changed
around you and you do not even know it yet, it's not August 2005
any more, your "hobby" of trolling is now putting you in real
danger of ruining your life, for ****s sake grow up and get
yourself a new hobby before it is too late.

Trust me on this, none of what I have said in the past can be
pointed to and shown to be wrong or incorrect, and I have no
motive in misleading people now, and while I am not prepared to
explain any further at this time, in years to come you will look
back and regard the advice I have been giving you now as
priceless.

It's not a game any more.

It doesn't matter how much you don't like that, don't want to
accept that, or disagree with that, your opinion doesn't count
and your agreement isn't required, in exactly the same way as
you may think it is perfectly all right to do 90 in a 30, the
only person who will lose is you, the only person who will pay
the price is you, and along the way you will keep several people
in employment, just as the speeders do.

Susupend ALL trolling, sockpoppetry, use of anonymisers, and
heated comment, at the very least for the duration of this year,
at which time it will be self evident that those pastimes are
gone in exactly the same way a pedal to the metal on the M1 has
gone and is now history.

You all just got priced out of the market, forever, only the
seriously rich and seriously connected with diposable incomes in
the millions can do 150 on the M1 with relative impunity....

This is your last wake up call.

presses snooze button

You do know you're going to court (and probably prison) for that
post, don't you?

Nah, I'm going to ****ing sue the **** for having the same name as
me!

Look, he's warned us ALL before, this isn't a joke and we're ALL
going to have our day in court when he sues every troll in
uk.local.southwest and the rest of USENET.



he gonna change his name to a **** named Sue ?




the funny thing is not that I do not know exactly which one is you, I
do, the funny thing is that you think I don't...


Translation: I'm clueless as **** all, I'm a brit after all.
-

GIT-R-DONE!

alt.usenet.legends.lamey


Go away.


Leave now.

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Dos
Tres
Cuatro
CINCO!!!!!!

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to continue to criticise your sig
is infinite." -- Neil Barker

 




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