Birthday present - possible GW

"mlbriggs" wrote in message
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On Fri, 04 Feb 2005 23:54:39 +0000, Victor Martinez wrote:

Christina Websell wrote:
This was your *birthday present* ?? OMG. Please don't tell me what
you had
for Christmas!.. one or both of you is crazy ;-)

Apparently it's the latest rage here in the US, they call them
"colonics" or something like that. Apparently many celebrities are very
fond of them...

It was also "the rage" in the 30s. which is when my "maiden Aunt" used to
do it. Imagine going downtown to have someone give you an enema. MLB

And again in the 50's in Hollywood. I saw a show once that postulated that
that's how Marilyn Monroe was "murdered". She would get her maid to give
her one almost nightly and the show gave all kinds of "evidence" that the
barbituates where given to her that way and not taken orally.

Hugs,

CatNipped

"mlbriggs" wrote in message
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On Fri, 04 Feb 2005 23:54:39 +0000, Victor Martinez wrote:

Christina Websell wrote:
This was your *birthday present* ?? OMG. Please don't tell me what
you had
for Christmas!.. one or both of you is crazy ;-)

Apparently it's the latest rage here in the US, they call them
"colonics" or something like that. Apparently many celebrities are very
fond of them...

It was also "the rage" in the 30s. which is when my "maiden Aunt" used to
do it. Imagine going downtown to have someone give you an enema. MLB

And again in the 50's in Hollywood. I saw a show once that postulated that
that's how Marilyn Monroe was "murdered". She would get her maid to give
her one almost nightly and the show gave all kinds of "evidence" that the
barbituates where given to her that way and not taken orally.

Hugs,

CatNipped

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"mlbriggs" wrote in message
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On Fri, 04 Feb 2005 23:54:39 +0000, Victor Martinez wrote:

Christina Websell wrote:
This was your *birthday present* ?? OMG. Please don't tell me what
you had
for Christmas!.. one or both of you is crazy ;-)

Apparently it's the latest rage here in the US, they call them
"colonics" or something like that. Apparently many celebrities are
very
fond of them...

It was also "the rage" in the 30s. which is when my "maiden Aunt" used
to
do it. Imagine going downtown to have someone give you an enema. MLB

And again in the 50's in Hollywood. I saw a show once that postulated
that
that's how Marilyn Monroe was "murdered". She would get her maid to give
her one almost nightly and the show gave all kinds of "evidence" that the
barbituates where given to her that way and not taken orally.

Hugs,

CatNipped

Ohgawdhelpme, this reminded me of another corny joke...

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Give me a beer." The
bartender replies, "No, we don't serve alcohol to animals here, but feel
free to take a seat and have some peanuts and a coke." The bear growls
loudly and says, "No way, I said give me a beer and you'd better give me a
beer!". "Sorry," the bartender replies, "as I said, we don't serve alcohol
to animals here, but feel free to take a seat and have some peanuts and a
coke." Enraged the bear growls even louder and roars, "I SAID GIVE ME A
BEER!" "Sorry," the bartender replies, "as I said, we don't serve alcohol
to animals here, but feel free to take a seat and ..." "I KNOW", the bear
screams, "I can have a seat and some peanuts and a coke, but I don't *WANT"
a seat and some peanuts and a coke, I want a beer and if you don't give me a
beer I'm going to walk over there and eat that woman!" he says, pointing to
a boozy blonde draped over the end of the bar. "Sorry," the bartender
replies, "as I said, we don't serve alcohol..."
"AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!," the bear yowled as he headed for the blonde,
grabbed her in is arms, ripped her apart, and gobbled her down. "Now," the
bear screamed, "are you going to offer me a seat and peanuts and a coke, or
are you going to give me my beer?" "Neither," the bartender rejoined
calmly, "now I'm going to ask you to leave. This establishment does not
allow drug users on the premises." "What?" asked the puzzled bear, "What
are you talking about, I'm not a drug user." "Well," replied the bartender,
"that was a bar bitch you ate!"

ducking and running

Hugs,

CatNipped

CatNipped wrote:
allow drug users on the premises." "What?" asked the puzzled bear, "What
are you talking about, I'm not a drug user." "Well," replied the bartender,
"that was a bar bitch you ate!"

Hmmm... I didn't get it.

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CatNipped wrote:
Say it out loud and fast..."Bar bitch you ate", "barbituate".

Doh! I was just doing "bar bitch"...

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CatNipped wrote:
Say it out loud and fast..."Bar bitch you ate", "barbituate".

Doh! I was just doing "bar bitch"...

Not your fault - that was a stretch as well as a bad pun!

Hugs,

CatNipped

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"mlbriggs" wrote in message
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On Fri, 04 Feb 2005 23:54:39 +0000, Victor Martinez wrote:

Christina Websell wrote:
This was your *birthday present* ?? OMG. Please don't tell me what
you had
for Christmas!.. one or both of you is crazy ;-)

Apparently it's the latest rage here in the US, they call them
"colonics" or something like that. Apparently many celebrities are
very
fond of them...

It was also "the rage" in the 30s. which is when my "maiden Aunt" used
to
do it. Imagine going downtown to have someone give you an enema. MLB

And again in the 50's in Hollywood. I saw a show once that postulated
that
that's how Marilyn Monroe was "murdered". She would get her maid to give
her one almost nightly and the show gave all kinds of "evidence" that the
barbituates where given to her that way and not taken orally.

Barbiturates given that way were once reasonably common treatments for
convulsions and for sedation in patients that had trouble swallowing.
They worked; it's just we have better drugs now. Barbiturates, other
than phenobarbital as a second-line anticonvulsant, and the
injection-only anesthetics, are fairly little used. They probably have
more utility in animals than humans.

They are, of course, the principal euthanasia agents, including assisted
suicide or medical euthanasia for people.

"mlbriggs" wrote in message
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On Fri, 04 Feb 2005 23:54:39 +0000, Victor Martinez wrote:


It was also "the rage" in the 30s. which is when my "maiden Aunt" used to
do it. Imagine going downtown to have someone give you an enema. MLB

Have to say, having had both an enema and colonic irrigation - colonic
irrigation is nothing like having an enema :-)

Cheers, helen s

On Fri, 04 Feb 2005 23:54:39 GMT, Victor Martinez
yodeled:

Christina Websell wrote:
This was your *birthday present* ?? OMG. Please don't tell me what you had
for Christmas!.. one or both of you is crazy ;-)

Apparently it's the latest rage here in the US, they call them
"colonics" or something like that. Apparently many celebrities are very
fond of them...

It's an old thing, comes back every so often. Ever see the movie. LA
Story? A young Sarah Jessica Parker plays a just-too-perky Valley
Girl who gets regular colonics.




Theresa
Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh
My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com

On Sat, 05 Feb 2005 02:44:16 GMT, "CatNipped"
yodeled:

"CatNipped" wrote in message
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"mlbriggs" wrote in message
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On Fri, 04 Feb 2005 23:54:39 +0000, Victor Martinez wrote:

Christina Websell wrote:
This was your *birthday present* ?? OMG. Please don't tell me what
you had
for Christmas!.. one or both of you is crazy ;-)

Apparently it's the latest rage here in the US, they call them
"colonics" or something like that. Apparently many celebrities are
very
fond of them...

It was also "the rage" in the 30s. which is when my "maiden Aunt" used
to
do it. Imagine going downtown to have someone give you an enema. MLB

And again in the 50's in Hollywood. I saw a show once that postulated
that
that's how Marilyn Monroe was "murdered". She would get her maid to give
her one almost nightly and the show gave all kinds of "evidence" that the
barbituates where given to her that way and not taken orally.

Hugs,

CatNipped

Ohgawdhelpme, this reminded me of another corny joke...

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Give me a beer." The
bartender replies, "No, we don't serve alcohol to animals here, but feel
free to take a seat and have some peanuts and a coke." The bear growls
loudly and says, "No way, I said give me a beer and you'd better give me a
beer!". "Sorry," the bartender replies, "as I said, we don't serve alcohol
to animals here, but feel free to take a seat and have some peanuts and a
coke." Enraged the bear growls even louder and roars, "I SAID GIVE ME A
BEER!" "Sorry," the bartender replies, "as I said, we don't serve alcohol
to animals here, but feel free to take a seat and ..." "I KNOW", the bear
screams, "I can have a seat and some peanuts and a coke, but I don't *WANT"
a seat and some peanuts and a coke, I want a beer and if you don't give me a
beer I'm going to walk over there and eat that woman!" he says, pointing to
a boozy blonde draped over the end of the bar. "Sorry," the bartender
replies, "as I said, we don't serve alcohol..."
"AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!," the bear yowled as he headed for the blonde,
grabbed her in is arms, ripped her apart, and gobbled her down. "Now," the
bear screamed, "are you going to offer me a seat and peanuts and a coke, or
are you going to give me my beer?" "Neither," the bartender rejoined
calmly, "now I'm going to ask you to leave. This establishment does not
allow drug users on the premises." "What?" asked the puzzled bear, "What
are you talking about, I'm not a drug user." "Well," replied the bartender,
"that was a bar bitch you ate!"

ducking and running

Hugs,

CatNipped



I am helpless before "A guy (gal, dog, horse, bear, chicken etc.)
walks into a bar" jokes.

A Roman soldier walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Give me
a Martinus.
The bartender says "Don't you mean Martini?"
The Roman soldier says, "No, I just want one."





Theresa
Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh
My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com