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Old January 15th 11, 06:22 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat
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Hihi furrends!
Sukie heer tu repurrt a case of assawlt onna hurselfness.

Dey rapped a towel rownd myneself an held me down... well....I clawed
dem.....ocorse.

Dey tuk wun of myne paws n twied to pull it off...well....I clawed
dem...ocorse.

Dey stuk dat paw bak in an twied to pull da uffur wun off...well....I
clawed dem.....ocorse.

Dey tuke BIG pwiers an cut mtne byootiful claws off atta
rootz!...well...I coodnt claw dem....ocorse.

Dey didnt effun TWY tu cut myne bak paw claws!

Now deys twyin to beefwend me an I isnt havvin it! I bited
dems.......hehehe.

Hoomins 0 Sukie 1.


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Old January 15th 11, 06:25 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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On Jan 15, 1:22*pm, rafflescat
wrote:
Hihi furrends!
Sukie heer tu repurrt a case of assawlt onna hurselfness.

Dey rapped a towel rownd myneself an held me down... well....I clawed
dem.....ocorse.

Dey tuk wun of myne paws n twied to pull it off...well....I clawed
dem...ocorse.

Dey stuk dat paw bak in an twied to pull da uffur wun off...well....I
clawed dem.....ocorse.

Dey tuke BIG pwiers an cut mtne byootiful claws off atta
rootz!...well...I coodnt claw dem....ocorse.

Dey didnt effun TWY tu cut myne bak paw claws!

Now deys twyin to beefwend me an I isnt havvin it! I bited
dems.......hehehe.

Hoomins 0 Sukie 1.


ConTIMyoo too asert yoor rites, Sukie. BUTTED be gneiss enuff sew dey
giff yoo fudz.

--
Missy
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Old January 15th 11, 06:27 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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du be careful, ifin ursef getz too krankee when dem cutz yourown clawz... ur
hoominz mite pay da TED to dowit, trudi
"rafflescat" wrote in message
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Hihi furrends!
Sukie heer tu repurrt a case of assawlt onna hurselfness.

Dey rapped a towel rownd myneself an held me down... well....I clawed
dem.....ocorse.

Dey tuk wun of myne paws n twied to pull it off...well....I clawed
dem...ocorse.

Dey stuk dat paw bak in an twied to pull da uffur wun off...well....I
clawed dem.....ocorse.

Dey tuke BIG pwiers an cut mtne byootiful claws off atta
rootz!...well...I coodnt claw dem....ocorse.

Dey didnt effun TWY tu cut myne bak paw claws!

Now deys twyin to beefwend me an I isnt havvin it! I bited
dems.......hehehe.

Hoomins 0 Sukie 1.




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Old January 15th 11, 06:32 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Jan 15, 6:25*pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:
On Jan 15, 1:22*pm, rafflescat
wrote:









Hihi furrends!
Sukie heer tu repurrt a case of assawlt onna hurselfness.


Dey rapped a towel rownd myneself an held me down... well....I clawed
dem.....ocorse.


Dey tuk wun of myne paws n twied to pull it off...well....I clawed
dem...ocorse.


Dey stuk dat paw bak in an twied to pull da uffur wun off...well....I
clawed dem.....ocorse.


Dey tuke BIG pwiers an cut mtne byootiful claws off atta
rootz!...well...I coodnt claw dem....ocorse.


Dey didnt effun TWY tu cut myne bak paw claws!


Now deys twyin to beefwend me an I isnt havvin it! I bited
dems.......hehehe.


Hoomins 0 Sukie 1.


ConTIMyoo too asert yoor rites, Sukie. BUTTED be gneiss enuff sew dey
giff yoo fudz.

--
Missy


Fangu fur dis gudgud advice Missy. Mees holdin owt fur da Katziniz! I
know dares a bigbig bocks of dems inna kittyfudkubburd n dats wat mees
gonna demand tonite!
Paws....Paws gotted a skritched belly! Hehehe - dat wil teatch
himself!

Sukie
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Old January 15th 11, 06:34 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat
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On Jan 15, 6:27*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
du be careful, ifin ursef getz too krankee when dem cutz yourown clawz... ur
hoominz mite pay da TED to dowit, trudi"


OhNo! Notted da TED! Purrhaps me will furgiff dem.......tomorro..

Sukie
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Old January 15th 11, 06:37 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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i haz heared of diz hapinin, mayhapz ur can furgif when da tweetz iz
sufficint, OEJ
"rafflescat" wrote in message
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On Jan 15, 6:27 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
du be careful, ifin ursef getz too krankee when dem cutz yourown clawz...
ur
hoominz mite pay da TED to dowit, trudi"


OhNo! Notted da TED! Purrhaps me will furgiff dem.......tomorro..

Sukie


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Old January 15th 11, 07:01 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
MLB[_2_]
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rafflescat wrote:
Hihi furrends!
Sukie heer tu repurrt a case of assawlt onna hurselfness.

Dey rapped a towel rownd myneself an held me down... well....I clawed
dem.....ocorse.

Dey tuk wun of myne paws n twied to pull it off...well....I clawed
dem...ocorse.

Dey stuk dat paw bak in an twied to pull da uffur wun off...well....I
clawed dem.....ocorse.

Dey tuke BIG pwiers an cut mtne byootiful claws off atta
rootz!...well...I coodnt claw dem....ocorse.

Dey didnt effun TWY tu cut myne bak paw claws!

Now deys twyin to beefwend me an I isnt havvin it! I bited
dems.......hehehe.

Hoomins 0 Sukie 1.


Youse iz vry brav an weez aplodin yu. TuTu
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Old January 15th 11, 09:40 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat
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Youse iz vry brav an weez aplodin yu. *TuTu




Fangu! But mees speakin tu thems agen...deys hokay!

Sukie, not sticking to everything now.
 




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