Ya'll Have to Hear This.

I am so pleased with myself. (LOL)

The orphan babies are sucking on each other in a bad way. I had to
separate them. They apparently need to suck really bad.

So here's what I did. I made a surrogate mother.

I took a carboard tube, and covered it with fleece. I punched two
small holes in it, and stuck through two
infant nipples without holes, and taped the back to the tube. Inside
the tube, I put a small bag daughter brought from the hospital, and
filled it
with hot water. Just for good measure I put an old watch in there. OK,
it doesn't sound like a heartbeat,
and it will probably psychologically screw them up, but they are
*sucking on it*. And not sucking on each other's genitals.

I hated to sepate them. They need each other to stay warm. Oh yay. I
love it when you win the small ones.

Sherry

"Sherry" wrote in message
ups.com...
I am so pleased with myself. (LOL)

The orphan babies are sucking on each other in a bad way. I had to
separate them. They apparently need to suck really bad.

So here's what I did. I made a surrogate mother.

I took a carboard tube, and covered it with fleece. I punched two
small holes in it, and stuck through two
infant nipples without holes, and taped the back to the tube. Inside
the tube, I put a small bag daughter brought from the hospital, and
filled it
with hot water. Just for good measure I put an old watch in there. OK,
it doesn't sound like a heartbeat,
and it will probably psychologically screw them up, but they are
*sucking on it*. And not sucking on each other's genitals.

I hated to sepate them. They need each other to stay warm. Oh yay. I
love it when you win the small ones.

Sherry


That sounds so cool. They stay happy and get exercise and everything.

How long start to finish is a feeding taking? How often?

Jo

"Sherry" wrote in message
ups.com...
I am so pleased with myself. (LOL)

The orphan babies are sucking on each other in a bad way. I had to
separate them. They apparently need to suck really bad.

So here's what I did. I made a surrogate mother.

I took a carboard tube, and covered it with fleece. I punched two
small holes in it, and stuck through two
infant nipples without holes, and taped the back to the tube. Inside
the tube, I put a small bag daughter brought from the hospital, and
filled it
with hot water. Just for good measure I put an old watch in there. OK,
it doesn't sound like a heartbeat,
and it will probably psychologically screw them up, but they are
*sucking on it*. And not sucking on each other's genitals.

I hated to sepate them. They need each other to stay warm. Oh yay. I
love it when you win the small ones.

Sherry


A kitty pacifier! What a clever idea.

MaryL

On Tue, 19 Jun 2007 14:41:16 -0700, Sherry yodeled:

I am so pleased with myself. (LOL)

The orphan babies are sucking on each other in a bad way. I had to
separate them. They apparently need to suck really bad.

So here's what I did. I made a surrogate mother.

I took a carboard tube, and covered it with fleece. I punched two
small holes in it, and stuck through two
infant nipples without holes, and taped the back to the tube. Inside
the tube, I put a small bag daughter brought from the hospital, and
filled it
with hot water. Just for good measure I put an old watch in there. OK,
it doesn't sound like a heartbeat,
and it will probably psychologically screw them up, but they are
*sucking on it*. And not sucking on each other's genitals.

I hated to sepate them. They need each other to stay warm. Oh yay. I
love it when you win the small ones.

Sherry


Sounds just brilliant!

Theresa
Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh

Make Levees, Not War

On 2007-06-19 16:41:16 -0500, Sherry said:

the hospital, and
filled it
with hot water. Just for good measure I put an old watch in there. OK,
it doesn't sound like a heartbeat,
and it will probably psychologically screw them up, but they are
*sucking on it*. And not sucking on each other's genitals.


LOL!!! No, I imagine they will be fine. Good for you!

On Tue, 19 Jun 2007 14:41:16 -0700, Sherry wrote:

I am so pleased with myself. (LOL)

The orphan babies are sucking on each other in a bad way. I had to
separate them. They apparently need to suck really bad.

So here's what I did. I made a surrogate mother.

I took a carboard tube, and covered it with fleece. I punched two small
holes in it, and stuck through two infant nipples without holes, and taped
the back to the tube. Inside the tube, I put a small bag daughter brought
from the hospital, and filled it
with hot water. Just for good measure I put an old watch in there. OK, it
doesn't sound like a heartbeat,
and it will probably psychologically screw them up, but they are *sucking
on it*. And not sucking on each other's genitals.

I hated to sepate them. They need each other to stay warm. Oh yay. I love
it when you win the small ones.

Sherry


Very clever! Purrs that the babies will grow up strong and healthy. MLB

And in a year when they are older, they will need to see a
psychiatrist? To see why they are attracted to clocks, and can
only fall asleep with ticking?

When I was a kid, we put a wind up alarm clock in with the kitty,
and it turned out fine. I thought the cardboard tube with nipples
was very creative.

--

Christopher A. Young
You can't shout down a troll.
You have to starve them.
..

"Sherry" wrote in message
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: I am so pleased with myself. (LOL)
:
: The orphan babies are sucking on each other in a bad way. I had
to
: separate them. They apparently need to suck really bad.
:
: So here's what I did. I made a surrogate mother.
:
: I took a carboard tube, and covered it with fleece. I punched
two
: small holes in it, and stuck through two
: infant nipples without holes, and taped the back to the tube.
Inside
: the tube, I put a small bag daughter brought from the hospital,
and
: filled it
: with hot water. Just for good measure I put an old watch in
there. OK,
: it doesn't sound like a heartbeat,
: and it will probably psychologically screw them up, but they
are
: *sucking on it*. And not sucking on each other's genitals.
:
: I hated to sepate them. They need each other to stay warm. Oh
yay. I
: love it when you win the small ones.
:
: Sherry
:

On Jun 19, 4:47 pm, "jofirey" wrote:
"Sherry" wrote in message

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I am so pleased with myself. (LOL)

The orphan babies are sucking on each other in a bad way. I had to
separate them. They apparently need to suck really bad.

So here's what I did. I made a surrogate mother.

I took a carboard tube, and covered it with fleece. I punched two
small holes in it, and stuck through two
infant nipples without holes, and taped the back to the tube. Inside
the tube, I put a small bag daughter brought from the hospital, and
filled it
with hot water. Just for good measure I put an old watch in there. OK,
it doesn't sound like a heartbeat,
and it will probably psychologically screw them up, but they are
*sucking on it*. And not sucking on each other's genitals.

I hated to sepate them. They need each other to stay warm. Oh yay. I
love it when you win the small ones.

Sherry

That sounds so cool. They stay happy and get exercise and everything.

How long start to finish is a feeding taking? How often?

I've got them on a 4-hour schedule. It takes about 30-40 minutes, by
the time you
burp them, and massage their bottoms to make them eliminate. Also they
have to be cleaned
up, and I usually rub them all over for a few minutes like the mom
does.

Sherry

http://www.10000takes.com/MASH4077.jpg

Finest care anywhere.... and the best nursing. Keep up the good
work.

--

Christopher A. Young
You can't shout down a troll.
You have to starve them.
..

"Sherry" wrote in message
ps.com...
: How long start to finish is a feeding taking? How often?
:
: I've got them on a 4-hour schedule. It takes about 30-40
minutes, by
: the time you
: burp them, and massage their bottoms to make them eliminate.
Also they
: have to be cleaned
: up, and I usually rub them all over for a few minutes like the
mom
: does.
:
: Sherry
:

Sherry wrote:
I am so pleased with myself. (LOL)

The orphan babies are sucking on each other in a bad way. I had to
separate them. They apparently need to suck really bad.

So here's what I did. I made a surrogate mother.

I took a carboard tube, and covered it with fleece. I punched two
small holes in it, and stuck through two
infant nipples without holes, and taped the back to the tube. Inside
the tube, I put a small bag daughter brought from the hospital, and
filled it
with hot water. Just for good measure I put an old watch in there. OK,
it doesn't sound like a heartbeat,
and it will probably psychologically screw them up, but they are
*sucking on it*. And not sucking on each other's genitals.

I hated to sepate them. They need each other to stay warm. Oh yay. I
love it when you win the small ones.

Awww. We definitely need a picture of this.

--
Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.