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  #1  
Old April 14th 07, 07:22 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance
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Default Toonya, dont luk at myownself

I duznt haz ennee furz on myown chin! Da TED shaved dem awl off! I iz
furry imbarrassed and I fingk I shud hide sumplace until doze furz growz
bak. Dey sed I had akne, so duz dey take away da akne? No, dey takez away
da furz!

Sundance


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Old April 14th 07, 08:02 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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Default Toonya, dont luk at myownself

On Sat, 14 Apr 2007 18:22:10 GMT, "Sundance"
wrote:

I duznt haz ennee furz on myown chin! Da TED shaved dem awl off! I iz
furry imbarrassed and I fingk I shud hide sumplace until doze furz growz
bak. Dey sed I had akne, so duz dey take away da akne? No, dey takez away
da furz!

Sundance


i have acne and the ted gave me aunty biotiks. the humane socciety
said that would not work so i'm on a cleazing toppikal solution called
endure. no shavink! I'm glad.
beauty
  #3  
Old April 14th 07, 08:13 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default Toonya, dont luk at myownself

John Ross Mc Master wrote:
On Sat, 14 Apr 2007 18:22:10 GMT, "Sundance"
wrote:

I duznt haz ennee furz on myown chin! Da TED shaved dem awl off! I
iz furry imbarrassed and I fingk I shud hide sumplace until doze
furz growz bak. Dey sed I had akne, so duz dey take away da akne?
No, dey takez away da furz!

Sundance


i have acne and the ted gave me aunty biotiks. the humane socciety
said that would not work so i'm on a cleazing toppikal solution called
endure. no shavink! I'm glad.
beauty



Meowmee red dat plaztik eetink bowlz kan kawz akne.

But yu luuk kyute, effin wiffowt uh beard.

--
Pitô.ônya


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Old April 15th 07, 12:06 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance
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Default Toonya, dont luk at myownself

Fangu Sweetee, but dere iz wurse: I wuz too trommytized at first to realize,
but dey also cuttid myown whiskerz short! Meowmie wuznt happee bowt dat
(she fingks, ritely so, dat myown whiskerz wuz bootiful), but she sez dey
will grow bak.

Sundance, whose Meowmie stopped using plastic bowls a long time ago

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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John Ross Mc Master wrote:
On Sat, 14 Apr 2007 18:22:10 GMT, "Sundance"
wrote:

I duznt haz ennee furz on myown chin! Da TED shaved dem awl off! I
iz furry imbarrassed and I fingk I shud hide sumplace until doze
furz growz bak. Dey sed I had akne, so duz dey take away da akne?
No, dey takez away da furz!

Sundance


i have acne and the ted gave me aunty biotiks. the humane socciety
said that would not work so i'm on a cleazing toppikal solution called
endure. no shavink! I'm glad.
beauty



Meowmee red dat plaztik eetink bowlz kan kawz akne.

But yu luuk kyute, effin wiffowt uh beard.

--
Pitô.ônya



  #5  
Old April 15th 07, 12:19 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default Toonya, dont luk at myownself

O mine gudnuzz!!!!
Heow wyll yu kno nottid to get intu shmawl playzez???
Wud yu lyke me tu kum offur an leed yu uhrownd???
--
Pitô.ônya


Sundance wrote:
Fangu Sweetee, but dere iz wurse: I wuz too trommytized at first to
realize, but dey also cuttid myown whiskerz short! Meowmie wuznt
happee bowt dat (she fingks, ritely so, dat myown whiskerz wuz
bootiful), but she sez dey will grow bak.

Sundance, whose Meowmie stopped using plastic bowls a long time ago

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
John Ross Mc Master wrote:
On Sat, 14 Apr 2007 18:22:10 GMT, "Sundance"
wrote:

I duznt haz ennee furz on myown chin! Da TED shaved dem awl off! I iz
furry imbarrassed and I fingk I shud hide sumplace until doze
furz growz bak. Dey sed I had akne, so duz dey take away da akne?
No, dey takez away da furz!

Sundance


i have acne and the ted gave me aunty biotiks. the humane socciety
said that would not work so i'm on a cleazing toppikal solution
called endure. no shavink! I'm glad.
beauty



Meowmee red dat plaztik eetink bowlz kan kawz akne.

But yu luuk kyute, effin wiffowt uh beard.

--
Pitô.ônya




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Old April 15th 07, 01:09 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_2_]
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Default Toonya, dont luk at myownself

On Sat, 14 Apr 2007 18:22:10 GMT, Sundance's nimble, little paws
typed:

I duznt haz ennee furz on myown chin! Da TED shaved dem awl off! I iz
furry imbarrassed and I fingk I shud hide sumplace until doze furz growz
bak. Dey sed I had akne, so duz dey take away da akne? No, dey takez away
da furz!

Sundance


Oh my towz Sundance!

Dis iz terrible - doze TEDs iz soso stoopid! And meen! And yur
meowmie aktually took you to TED for dis torchure?

Itz time to hurk in her shooz or slipperz - or better yet, on da seat
of da hooman lidderboks latelate at nite.

Hmmmph!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
4/14/2007 8:07:19 PM
  #7  
Old April 15th 07, 05:22 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance
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Default Toonya, dont luk at myownself


"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 14 Apr 2007 18:22:10 GMT, Sundance's nimble, little paws
typed:

I duznt haz ennee furz on myown chin! Da TED shaved dem awl off! I iz
furry imbarrassed and I fingk I shud hide sumplace until doze furz growz
bak. Dey sed I had akne, so duz dey take away da akne? No, dey takez
away
da furz!

Sundance


Oh my towz Sundance!

Dis iz terrible - doze TEDs iz soso stoopid! And meen! And yur
meowmie aktually took you to TED for dis torchure?

Itz time to hurk in her shooz or slipperz - or better yet, on da seat
of da hooman lidderboks latelate at nite.

Hmmmph!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
4/14/2007 8:07:19 PM


Yes, she taked me to TED!

It will haf to be da shooz. Herownself duznt hab slipperz, an da dorz to da
hoominlidderboks roomz iz alwaze clozed when sheze not in dere.

Sundance


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Old April 15th 07, 11:21 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Fred
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Default Toonya, dont luk at myownself

Sundance wrote:

Fangu Sweetee, but dere iz wurse: I wuz too trommytized at first to
realize,
but dey also cuttid myown whiskerz short! Meowmie wuznt happee bowt dat
(she fingks, ritely so, dat myown whiskerz wuz bootiful), but she sez dey
will grow bak.

Please excuse usses fur butting in, but why would dey do that? We hasn't
herd uv dat befur. What possible gudgud kould it du? We is suspishus uv
dat!

--
Regards, Fred
  #9  
Old April 15th 07, 05:54 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Anti Sandy
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Default Toonya, dont luk at myownself


"Fred" wrote in message
...
Sundance wrote:

Fangu Sweetee, but dere iz wurse: I wuz too trommytized at first to
realize,
but dey also cuttid myown whiskerz short! Meowmie wuznt happee bowt dat
(she fingks, ritely so, dat myown whiskerz wuz bootiful), but she sez dey
will grow bak.

Please excuse usses fur butting in, but why would dey do that? We
hasn't
herd uv dat befur. What possible gudgud kould it du? We is suspishus uv
dat!

--
Regards, Fred


I was suspicious of it, too, so when I noticed it I called the vet to ask.
They said that Sundance had been trying to avoid the shaver, and some
whiskers got cut accidentally when he was moving his head around. They must
have trimmed the rest to match, but I think I would have left as many as
possible.

Anti Sandy, not really happy about it, either


  #10  
Old April 15th 07, 06:17 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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Default Toonya, dont luk at myownself

On Sun, 15 Apr 2007 16:54:58 GMT, "Anti Sandy"
wrote:


"Fred" wrote in message
...
Sundance wrote:

Fangu Sweetee, but dere iz wurse: I wuz too trommytized at first to
realize,
but dey also cuttid myown whiskerz short! Meowmie wuznt happee bowt dat
(she fingks, ritely so, dat myown whiskerz wuz bootiful), but she sez dey
will grow bak.

Please excuse usses fur butting in, but why would dey do that? We
hasn't
herd uv dat befur. What possible gudgud kould it du? We is suspishus uv
dat!

--
Regards, Fred


I was suspicious of it, too, so when I noticed it I called the vet to ask.
They said that Sundance had been trying to avoid the shaver, and some
whiskers got cut accidentally when he was moving his head around. They must
have trimmed the rest to match, but I think I would have left as many as
possible.

Anti Sandy, not really happy about it, either

Check out alt.binaries.pictures.animals for a picture of Cinder when
she was shaved. Looked terrible.
 




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