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A contribution for the Pirate Ship
I humbly (being only a hoomin) offer this song to those aboard the Good
Ship Mouser. I hope that it meets with approval. For those who don't know the original tune, find someone who does rennaissance faires, SCA, or likes sea chanties. Odds on they *will* know this one. Traditionally, songs like this are almost never-ending as verses are added over time. I've seen upwards of 20 verses for this one, not including minor variations, for example. I'm sure that I forgot some methods, so please feel free to add verses. - Denise (owned and manipulated by Brenna) Sleeping Human (tune: Drunken Sailor) Chorus: Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Earl-eye in the morning What shall we do with a sleeping human (3x) Earl-eye in the morning! Sit and stare with a deadly gleaming Poke her in the eye with one paw gently Stick a whisker up her nose Bite her nose while purring loudly Wash her face with a rough, rough tongue Knock the stuff off of the dresser Over her face make hurking noises Find a shoe and hurk right in it Howl and holler, loudly, loudly Chase the bedmice quick and deadly If a girl pounce on the chest If a boy pounce lower yet Either way the bladder’s best Earl-eye in the morning! |
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Wonderful, Denise! Thanks for the laugh.
Best wishes, -- Polonca & Soncek "Denise VanDyke" wrote in message ... I humbly (being only a hoomin) offer this song to those aboard the Good Ship Mouser. snip Sleeping Human (tune: Drunken Sailor) Chorus: Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Earl-eye in the morning What shall we do with a sleeping human (3x) Earl-eye in the morning! Sit and stare with a deadly gleaming Poke her in the eye with one paw gently Stick a whisker up her nose Bite her nose while purring loudly Wash her face with a rough, rough tongue Knock the stuff off of the dresser Over her face make hurking noises Find a shoe and hurk right in it Howl and holler, loudly, loudly Chase the bedmice quick and deadly If a girl pounce on the chest If a boy pounce lower yet Either way the bladder’s best Earl-eye in the morning! |
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"Denise VanDyke" wrote in message
... I humbly (being only a hoomin) offer this song to those aboard the Good Ship Mouser. I hope that it meets with approval. For those who don't know the original tune, find someone who does rennaissance faires, SCA, or likes sea chanties. Odds on they *will* know this one. Traditionally, songs like this are almost never-ending as verses are added over time. I've seen upwards of 20 verses for this one, not including minor variations, for example. I'm sure that I forgot some methods, so please feel free to add verses. - Denise (owned and manipulated by Brenna) Sleeping Human (tune: Drunken Sailor) Chorus: Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Earl-eye in the morning What shall we do with a sleeping human (3x) Earl-eye in the morning! Sit and stare with a deadly gleaming Poke her in the eye with one paw gently Stick a whisker up her nose Bite her nose while purring loudly Wash her face with a rough, rough tongue Knock the stuff off of the dresser Over her face make hurking noises Find a shoe and hurk right in it Howl and holler, loudly, loudly Chase the bedmice quick and deadly If a girl pounce on the chest If a boy pounce lower yet Either way the bladder’s best Earl-eye in the morning! Bravo! Bravo! Skeeter and Lindy |
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I humbly (being only a hoomin) offer this song to those aboard the Good
Ship Mouser. Apaws! Apaws! Frank singing it would be heavenly, as his singing voice is quite outstanding, even if it isn't appreciated by his human... Waffles --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove dependency on fame & fortune h*$el*$$e**nd***$o$ts***i*$*$m**m$$o*n**s@$*$a$$o* *l.c**$*$om$$ |
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"Denise VanDyke" wrote in message ... I humbly (being only a hoomin) offer this song to those aboard the Good Ship Mouser. I hope that it meets with approval. For those who don't know the original tune, find someone who does rennaissance faires, SCA, or likes sea chanties. Odds on they *will* know this one. Traditionally, songs like this are almost never-ending as verses are added over time. I've seen upwards of 20 verses for this one, not including minor variations, for example. I'm sure that I forgot some methods, so please feel free to add verses. - Denise (owned and manipulated by Brenna) Sleeping Human (tune: Drunken Sailor) This is absolutely hilarious! I laughed all the way through it -- what a great way to get the psyche in correct position. Thanks for sharing it. MaryL |
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"Denise VanDyke" wrote in message ... I humbly (being only a hoomin) offer this song to those aboard the Good Ship Mouser. I hope that it meets with approval. For those who don't know the original tune, find someone who does rennaissance faires, SCA, or likes sea chanties. Odds on they *will* know this one. Traditionally, songs like this are almost never-ending as verses are added over time. I've seen upwards of 20 verses for this one, not including minor variations, for example. I'm sure that I forgot some methods, so please feel free to add verses. - Denise (owned and manipulated by Brenna) Sleeping Human (tune: Drunken Sailor) Chorus: Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Earl-eye in the morning What shall we do with a sleeping human (3x) Earl-eye in the morning! Sit and stare with a deadly gleaming Poke her in the eye with one paw gently Stick a whisker up her nose Bite her nose while purring loudly Wash her face with a rough, rough tongue Knock the stuff off of the dresser Over her face make hurking noises Find a shoe and hurk right in it Howl and holler, loudly, loudly Chase the bedmice quick and deadly If a girl pounce on the chest If a boy pounce lower yet Either way the bladder’s best Earl-eye in the morning! LOL! Brenda |
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"dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers" wrote Apaws! Apaws! Frank singing it would be heavenly, as his singing voice is quite outstanding, even if it isn't appreciated by his human... I will take this into my repertoir for those early morning wake-up calls that my hoomin loves so much. Purrs, Frankie |
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I will take this into my repertoir for those early morning wake-up calls
that my hoomin loves so much. Purrs, Frankie And no one could sing it better, my sweet. Purrs, your Waffles --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove dependency on fame & fortune h*$el*$$e**nd***$o$ts***i*$*$m**m$$o*n**s@$*$a$$o* *l.c**$*$om$$ |
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On Mon, 17 Nov 2003 09:53:25 -0800, Denise VanDyke
wrote: I humbly (being only a hoomin) offer this song to those aboard the Good Ship Mouser. I hope that it meets with approval. For those who don't know the original tune, find someone who does rennaissance faires, SCA, or likes sea chanties. Odds on they *will* know this one. Traditionally, songs like this are almost never-ending as verses are added over time. I've seen upwards of 20 verses for this one, not including minor variations, for example. I'm sure that I forgot some methods, so please feel free to add verses. - Denise (owned and manipulated by Brenna) Sleeping Human (tune: Drunken Sailor) Chorus: Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Earl-eye in the morning What shall we do with a sleeping human (3x) Earl-eye in the morning! Sit and stare with a deadly gleaming Poke her in the eye with one paw gently Stick a whisker up her nose Bite her nose while purring loudly Wash her face with a rough, rough tongue Knock the stuff off of the dresser Over her face make hurking noises Find a shoe and hurk right in it Howl and holler, loudly, loudly Chase the bedmice quick and deadly If a girl pounce on the chest If a boy pounce lower yet Either way the bladder’s best Earl-eye in the morning! Bravo!! Fur a Hoomin, youze gotted pritty good insite into a kittees life. Quik pass da moosic sheets out and weel all sing.... Xena and Callisto |
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I humbly (being only a hoomin) offer this song to those aboard the Good
Ship Mouser. I hope that it meets with approval. For those who don't know the original tune, find someone who does rennaissance faires, SCA, or likes sea chanties. Odds on they *will* know this one. Traditionally, songs like this are almost never-ending as verses are added over time. I've seen upwards of 20 verses for this one, not including minor variations, for example. I'm sure that I forgot some methods, so please feel free to add verses. - Denise (owned and manipulated by Brenna) Sleeping Human (tune: Drunken Sailor) Chorus: Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Earl-eye in the morning What shall we do with a sleeping human (3x) Earl-eye in the morning! Sit and stare with a deadly gleaming Poke her in the eye with one paw gently Stick a whisker up her nose Bite her nose while purring loudly Wash her face with a rough, rough tongue Knock the stuff off of the dresser Over her face make hurking noises Find a shoe and hurk right in it Howl and holler, loudly, loudly Chase the bedmice quick and deadly If a girl pounce on the chest If a boy pounce lower yet Either way the bladder's best Earl-eye in the morning! Bravo!! Fur a Hoomin, youze gotted pritty good insite into a kittees life. Quik pass da moosic sheets out and weel all sing.... Xena and Callisto Talisker Pippin, are you there? Meow thinks this is one for the Siamese Cats Choir Songbook! Kitty Schottland DOC Chief Tortie In Residence |
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