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Old March 12th 11, 04:54 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default CNN was Relaxin' on da krooz

beauty gnows dat fluffy japaneez pussycats who eeted fudz flooted in
da sunammi, and are safe now on da land wich has manny tasty fishies
on it.
sekritari of fudz beauty



On Fri, 11 Mar 2011 22:42:18 -0500, "cshenk" wrote:

The morning chef notes the somberness is appropriate but that the kittahs
will get overheated in the sun at this latitude if they stay out too long.
Nodding to Rico, he asks that he turn on all the CNN TV's and speakers
inside the buffet room. Calling the head catender to his side, he suggests
a morning very light set of drinks such as green tea with optional nip may
be in order. The head catender nods with agreement and soon green tea is
being made, to be served cold just now for those too long in the heat.

Daisy-chan, rivited to the CNN finds her tail being tugged and looks back in
irritation. Aunti Mabel shows her the table Cash, WooToo, Trudi, OEJ,
Barbi, Pepe Gigi, Mosey, da Bear and Samafa and others are gathering about.
There's a big TV with CNN right at it where they can all see. She climbs up
next to Barbi while Aunti Mabel finds a spot between WooToo and Trudi.

When Rico finishes the last of the TVs, he scampers back and the morning
chef says, 'best to wake the sushi chef and the head chef please Rico'.
Rico scampers off again.

Meantime, the buffet is slowly shifted from breakfast foods, to a portion of
chilled (mostly asian) fruits, fish in aspic, pork in aspic, and gelled
pates. Catenders begin to distribute small cups of iced green tea about the
room to all tables making all realize just how thirsty they got in the sun.

After the initial shock, quiet voices begin to discuss the events.


yeUP, dat iz sew troo. Mosey n hiz large famlee

the cats on board are rivoted by the scenes on cnn, but they are comforted
to know that their crew has things well underway, ..

.
"cshenk"
Suddenly Cash, Aunti Mabel and WooToo come to full alert and bark at the
west. There are no tails wagging, instead they are low and between their
tails. Cats everywhere are looking west too. Daisy-chan comes and hides
under Cash's belly, rumbling a low tone that has nothing to do with
purring while her tail makes short rapid jerks. Having made their alert,
the Doggies stop barking but continue to look westwards.

Mme Anais puts down her Mew Yorker and has the big TV brought out and
tuned to the Cat News Network. Scenes flood them all of damage to cats
and their homes in Asia, but especially Japan ones.

Daisy-chan (chan means little one/loved one in Japanese) and Cash who
even speak some Japanese because there 2foots lived there 7 years just
before coming back to be adopted by them, are devastated.

Checking in with their 2foots, they find their phone has been busy
checking on friends still there. So far, all are well but some lost
their cho apartment homes and one is still looking for their kitty
Pinto-chan. The news shows their Meowmie's last ship, the USS ESSEX has
set sail with many others for medical assistance and relief efforts. The
'Iron Gator' is thre largest Amphib in Japan. The smaller ones are also
setting sail with her to head to eastern Japan for relief. The CNN
reporter reminds the watchers that the secondary mission of these ships
is emergency relief and civilian evacuation. She did this also in the
big Tsunami in 2004.






"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
OEJ and barbi are nearby napping, barbi is at the top of a chair with a
cover, she gets the light but not direct sun as she is too white and
pink for direct sun, but OEJ, loves sun so is on the foot of ithe same
chair, she understands barbi is yung and wants to stay healfy... but she
thinkz, i iz gettin on in yearz, itz time ta injoy minesef anna i iz now
catsiderin qwalitee of life ofur qwantitee... like say sone hoomin gifin
minesef a pill, rite now i duzint mind cauze it makez me feel betterer,
now too muc thinkin anna i needs more nappin, OEJ
"cshenk" wrote in message
...
Cash sighs in his sleep whilst dreaming in glee of whole yellowfin
leaping nto the boat to be eaten. It's big enough Daisy-chan slips off
with a soft plumpf. Aunti Mabel rolls over which makes him roll over
and now he's on the edge of the sun matt.

Humm, she angles to use across his neck but Aunti Mabel in her sleep
grabs that spot to perch her sore jaw. Daisy-chan grins and curls up
at the head of the sun mattress. Soon a doggie nose pokes up towards
her providing a perfect chin rest and she settles in to enjoy the warm
sun. She dimly hears cruise announcements but decides napping is more
important just now.

WooToo and some other friends come by and snag chairs for a morning nap
nearby, among them Pepe and Gigi. A catender quietly counts and warns
the chef who nods as he is preparing the regular buffet for lunch. He
adds a final touch to the salmon aspic then arranges for 4 more ducks
to be brought from the coolers. The Chez Shenk's sets have made his
favorite bird even more popular than normal. With a thought, he
remembers to check what Pepe and Gigi might like.

Humm he muses, they like veggies more than just the green beans which
are very pretty on the plate, cooked poultry which we have plenty of,
and a bit of nuts or fresh fruit and sometimes a little cheese.
Looking at his masterpiece in the fridge, he adds a few carrot bits and
cucumbers then builds a special centerpiece. 6 mandarin orange slices
now make a flower there and they are sprinkled with a small amount of
sunflower seeds and cooked green lentils. In the center, is a small
bowl of cottage cheese in a delicate leafy bowl that could almost be
made of ice.

Rico the catender looks on with glee. He can't wait til the right time
to bring it out!


With dinner and cocktails over, many kitties sleep
late the next morning...

Daisy-chan, Cash and Aunti Mabel having told their tales, get dressed
for the day.

Daisy-chan is in a sporty bright yellow outfit. Aunti Mabel laughed
and matched with a tassel bottomed yellow soft 2 piece outfit. Cash
sighed ('yellow is so not my color ladies!) then found them fitting
his favorite blue collar with a little darker yellow bow. He prances
to the mirror and poses. 'Um, ladies, would it be ok to wear one of
the tail ornaments? Mebby a blue one?'. Daisy-chan scampers over to
the gift box and selects a blue one and helps him get it on.

As they leave to go see the morning events, WooToo comes out and gives
Cash a high-5 for the warning zone.

Anaïs awakens, realizing that they will be in
Jamica in a day or two - and taking her sunglasses
and the latest issue of the Mew Yorker, finds a
comfortable deck chair in the sunand relaxes into
a gentle sleep...

Daisy-chan and Aunti Mabel settle near Anais while Cash finds a
catender. Whispering softly, the catender's eyes melt and he nods then
comes back with cold fresh water with many little ice cubes and a
small almost frozen serving of duck pate sitting on a bed of ice. He
gently positions this so Aunti Mabel can reach it easy. 'Madame
Aunti, iffin you needs anything else, jus calls fur me. Iz Rico'.
'Tangyu Rico! This is jus right' says Aunti Mabel as she scarfs it all
up.

Rico trots off to whisper to the other catenders. 'ouch, Ted took 4
teef frum her just Sunday anna she's all swelled up onna one side.
She's a trooper doe. Herself has 2 friends watchin her close anna
just needs *cold* *soft* munchies jus now.'. One of the other
catenders gets an idea and excuses herself to go talk with the chef.

Meantime, Anais wakes a bit and smiles to see the chez shenk's family
enjoying the warm sun. Seeing Cash trying vainly to fit on the
smaller deck chairs and giving up with a goofy grin, she silently
signals an assistant to bring a larger one. This is a sun matt a good
2 inches thick and big enough for 2 of him, or the whole family.

Cash thanks Anais with a happy wag that softly jingles and settles in
for a nap. In moments, he finds his belly is now covered by Aunti
Mabel and Daisy-chan is on his hip half spread over Aunti Mabel.
Woof. woof.....wagg snore

As they nodd off, the morning chef comes out padding very quietly to
check and sees Aunti Mabel's face is all puffy on one side. He has
just the right things in mind. Plotting, he comes up with a nice
special brunch and nodding to himself, doubles the recipe as they have
many friends.

Back in the kitchen, kittahs scurry swiftly bringing him things as a
wonder develops under his swift but sure paws. It's all on ice and
kept cold but it's 'geld' consommé of duck in small cubes setting on a
bed of chilled but first steamed green beans and between the
stock/consommé cubes are little bits of salmon, shrimps, and pulled
soft pork. At the side, is a bowl of pureed nip and cream. Lovingly
they place this all in the fridge to await just the right time to
present it.

Ms Anias rolls over with a happy smile. All is well.





 




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