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  #21  
Old October 7th 06, 08:02 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Default A morning monologue LONG

Marina wrote:
OOOF - Good morning Clabby. Ow, do you have to use your claws when

you
knead me? Oh, OK. Knead knead, purr, purr yes. Ow,
ow, just move that paw a little bit. OK zzzzzz Aw, are you

leaving
already? STOP SCRATCHING THE DOOR!
zzzzzzz

Hi, Clabby, you're back? What time is it? Oh, you're just in time.

We
don't want to listen to that annoying alarm clock, do we. MIRANDA

STOP
SCRATCHING THE DOOR!
plod plod plod to bathroom

Hi Miranda, good morning to you too. Hi Caliban. No don't get in my

lap,
I'm not going to stay here for long... Oh, OK. Who's a mummy's baby,
then who? Purr purr purr. Mummy's baby boy, yes, you are, yes you

are.
Now get down DON'T JUMP INTO THE TOILET! There's the water, swirl,
swirl, swirl.
plod plod plod to kitchen

No, it's not time for brekkie yet, I'm making tea. Get out of the

way,
Clabby. GET out of the WAY. One day, I'm going to step on you. Hey,

I'm
trying to measure my blood sugar. GET your nose OUT of there. Shall

we
go and sniff the morning air? Yes, get out, you two.

half an hour of peace and quiet while the hoomin drinks tea and

reads rpca

Oh, Caliban, what scared you? What a tail! Want to get into Mummy's

lap?
Yes, come on OOOF. Who's a scared little mummy's boy, then? Who?

Who?
DON'T STEP ON THE KEYBOARD!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY NO

JUMPING
ON THE COMPUTER??
...

It's not time yet.

...

It's not time yet.

...

Hi, Miranda, have fun outside? Did the birdies tease you? No,

Caliban it
is NOT time yet, I'm just getting more tea.

GET OUT OF THE FRIDGE!

It's not time yet.

It's not time yet.

Oops, is that the time? Who wants a little brekkie, then? GET OUT OF

THE
FRIDGE! Calm down, Caliban, you will get your food as soon as I open
this package GET DOWN!

Miranda, would you like some food? Not yet? Nope IT IS NOT YOUR FOOD
CALIBAN.
...

Would you like some food, Miranda? Not yet? GET DOWN CALIBAN.

...

Would you like some food? Well, finally! Here you are. Stop

drooling,
Caliban. NO, IT'S NOT YOUR FOOD.

GET OUT OF THE FRIDGE.

etc.

--
Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.
Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki

Delightfully familiar!!

--tension
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  #22  
Old October 7th 06, 08:02 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Anonymous
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Posts: 596
Default A morning monologue LONG

Marina wrote:
OOOF - Good morning Clabby. Ow, do you have to use your claws when

you
knead me? Oh, OK. Knead knead, purr, purr yes. Ow,
ow, just move that paw a little bit. OK zzzzzz Aw, are you

leaving
already? STOP SCRATCHING THE DOOR!
zzzzzzz

Hi, Clabby, you're back? What time is it? Oh, you're just in time.

We
don't want to listen to that annoying alarm clock, do we. MIRANDA

STOP
SCRATCHING THE DOOR!
plod plod plod to bathroom

Hi Miranda, good morning to you too. Hi Caliban. No don't get in my

lap,
I'm not going to stay here for long... Oh, OK. Who's a mummy's baby,
then who? Purr purr purr. Mummy's baby boy, yes, you are, yes you

are.
Now get down DON'T JUMP INTO THE TOILET! There's the water, swirl,
swirl, swirl.
plod plod plod to kitchen

No, it's not time for brekkie yet, I'm making tea. Get out of the

way,
Clabby. GET out of the WAY. One day, I'm going to step on you. Hey,

I'm
trying to measure my blood sugar. GET your nose OUT of there. Shall

we
go and sniff the morning air? Yes, get out, you two.

half an hour of peace and quiet while the hoomin drinks tea and

reads rpca

Oh, Caliban, what scared you? What a tail! Want to get into Mummy's

lap?
Yes, come on OOOF. Who's a scared little mummy's boy, then? Who?

Who?
DON'T STEP ON THE KEYBOARD!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY NO

JUMPING
ON THE COMPUTER??
...

It's not time yet.

...

It's not time yet.

...

Hi, Miranda, have fun outside? Did the birdies tease you? No,

Caliban it
is NOT time yet, I'm just getting more tea.

GET OUT OF THE FRIDGE!

It's not time yet.

It's not time yet.

Oops, is that the time? Who wants a little brekkie, then? GET OUT OF

THE
FRIDGE! Calm down, Caliban, you will get your food as soon as I open
this package GET DOWN!

Miranda, would you like some food? Not yet? Nope IT IS NOT YOUR FOOD
CALIBAN.
...

Would you like some food, Miranda? Not yet? GET DOWN CALIBAN.

...

Would you like some food? Well, finally! Here you are. Stop

drooling,
Caliban. NO, IT'S NOT YOUR FOOD.

GET OUT OF THE FRIDGE.

etc.

--
Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.
Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki

Delightfully familiar!!

--tension
Sent via http://Pets-99.com , http://AnimalForum.ws & http://AnimalBlog.org
  #23  
Old October 7th 06, 08:02 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Anonymous
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 596
Default A morning monologue LONG

Marina wrote:
OOOF - Good morning Clabby. Ow, do you have to use your claws when

you
knead me? Oh, OK. Knead knead, purr, purr yes. Ow,
ow, just move that paw a little bit. OK zzzzzz Aw, are you

leaving
already? STOP SCRATCHING THE DOOR!
zzzzzzz

Hi, Clabby, you're back? What time is it? Oh, you're just in time.

We
don't want to listen to that annoying alarm clock, do we. MIRANDA

STOP
SCRATCHING THE DOOR!
plod plod plod to bathroom

Hi Miranda, good morning to you too. Hi Caliban. No don't get in my

lap,
I'm not going to stay here for long... Oh, OK. Who's a mummy's baby,
then who? Purr purr purr. Mummy's baby boy, yes, you are, yes you

are.
Now get down DON'T JUMP INTO THE TOILET! There's the water, swirl,
swirl, swirl.
plod plod plod to kitchen

No, it's not time for brekkie yet, I'm making tea. Get out of the

way,
Clabby. GET out of the WAY. One day, I'm going to step on you. Hey,

I'm
trying to measure my blood sugar. GET your nose OUT of there. Shall

we
go and sniff the morning air? Yes, get out, you two.

half an hour of peace and quiet while the hoomin drinks tea and

reads rpca

Oh, Caliban, what scared you? What a tail! Want to get into Mummy's

lap?
Yes, come on OOOF. Who's a scared little mummy's boy, then? Who?

Who?
DON'T STEP ON THE KEYBOARD!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY NO

JUMPING
ON THE COMPUTER??
...

It's not time yet.

...

It's not time yet.

...

Hi, Miranda, have fun outside? Did the birdies tease you? No,

Caliban it
is NOT time yet, I'm just getting more tea.

GET OUT OF THE FRIDGE!

It's not time yet.

It's not time yet.

Oops, is that the time? Who wants a little brekkie, then? GET OUT OF

THE
FRIDGE! Calm down, Caliban, you will get your food as soon as I open
this package GET DOWN!

Miranda, would you like some food? Not yet? Nope IT IS NOT YOUR FOOD
CALIBAN.
...

Would you like some food, Miranda? Not yet? GET DOWN CALIBAN.

...

Would you like some food? Well, finally! Here you are. Stop

drooling,
Caliban. NO, IT'S NOT YOUR FOOD.

GET OUT OF THE FRIDGE.

etc.

--
Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.
Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki

Delightfully familiar!!

--tension
Sent via http://Pets-99.com , http://AnimalForum.ws & http://AnimalBlog.org
  #24  
Old October 7th 06, 08:03 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Anonymous
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 596
Default A morning monologue LONG

Marina wrote:
OOOF - Good morning Clabby. Ow, do you have to use your claws when

you
knead me? Oh, OK. Knead knead, purr, purr yes. Ow,
ow, just move that paw a little bit. OK zzzzzz Aw, are you

leaving
already? STOP SCRATCHING THE DOOR!
zzzzzzz

Hi, Clabby, you're back? What time is it? Oh, you're just in time.

We
don't want to listen to that annoying alarm clock, do we. MIRANDA

STOP
SCRATCHING THE DOOR!
plod plod plod to bathroom

Hi Miranda, good morning to you too. Hi Caliban. No don't get in my

lap,
I'm not going to stay here for long... Oh, OK. Who's a mummy's baby,
then who? Purr purr purr. Mummy's baby boy, yes, you are, yes you

are.
Now get down DON'T JUMP INTO THE TOILET! There's the water, swirl,
swirl, swirl.
plod plod plod to kitchen

No, it's not time for brekkie yet, I'm making tea. Get out of the

way,
Clabby. GET out of the WAY. One day, I'm going to step on you. Hey,

I'm
trying to measure my blood sugar. GET your nose OUT of there. Shall

we
go and sniff the morning air? Yes, get out, you two.

half an hour of peace and quiet while the hoomin drinks tea and

reads rpca

Oh, Caliban, what scared you? What a tail! Want to get into Mummy's

lap?
Yes, come on OOOF. Who's a scared little mummy's boy, then? Who?

Who?
DON'T STEP ON THE KEYBOARD!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY NO

JUMPING
ON THE COMPUTER??
...

It's not time yet.

...

It's not time yet.

...

Hi, Miranda, have fun outside? Did the birdies tease you? No,

Caliban it
is NOT time yet, I'm just getting more tea.

GET OUT OF THE FRIDGE!

It's not time yet.

It's not time yet.

Oops, is that the time? Who wants a little brekkie, then? GET OUT OF

THE
FRIDGE! Calm down, Caliban, you will get your food as soon as I open
this package GET DOWN!

Miranda, would you like some food? Not yet? Nope IT IS NOT YOUR FOOD
CALIBAN.
...

Would you like some food, Miranda? Not yet? GET DOWN CALIBAN.

...

Would you like some food? Well, finally! Here you are. Stop

drooling,
Caliban. NO, IT'S NOT YOUR FOOD.

GET OUT OF THE FRIDGE.

etc.

--
Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.
Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki

Delightfully familiar!!

--tension
Sent via http://Pets-99.com , http://AnimalForum.ws & http://AnimalBlog.org
  #25  
Old October 7th 06, 08:03 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Anonymous
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 596
Default A morning monologue LONG

Marina wrote:
OOOF - Good morning Clabby. Ow, do you have to use your claws when

you
knead me? Oh, OK. Knead knead, purr, purr yes. Ow,
ow, just move that paw a little bit. OK zzzzzz Aw, are you

leaving
already? STOP SCRATCHING THE DOOR!
zzzzzzz

Hi, Clabby, you're back? What time is it? Oh, you're just in time.

We
don't want to listen to that annoying alarm clock, do we. MIRANDA

STOP
SCRATCHING THE DOOR!
plod plod plod to bathroom

Hi Miranda, good morning to you too. Hi Caliban. No don't get in my

lap,
I'm not going to stay here for long... Oh, OK. Who's a mummy's baby,
then who? Purr purr purr. Mummy's baby boy, yes, you are, yes you

are.
Now get down DON'T JUMP INTO THE TOILET! There's the water, swirl,
swirl, swirl.
plod plod plod to kitchen

No, it's not time for brekkie yet, I'm making tea. Get out of the

way,
Clabby. GET out of the WAY. One day, I'm going to step on you. Hey,

I'm
trying to measure my blood sugar. GET your nose OUT of there. Shall

we
go and sniff the morning air? Yes, get out, you two.

half an hour of peace and quiet while the hoomin drinks tea and

reads rpca

Oh, Caliban, what scared you? What a tail! Want to get into Mummy's

lap?
Yes, come on OOOF. Who's a scared little mummy's boy, then? Who?

Who?
DON'T STEP ON THE KEYBOARD!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY NO

JUMPING
ON THE COMPUTER??
...

It's not time yet.

...

It's not time yet.

...

Hi, Miranda, have fun outside? Did the birdies tease you? No,

Caliban it
is NOT time yet, I'm just getting more tea.

GET OUT OF THE FRIDGE!

It's not time yet.

It's not time yet.

Oops, is that the time? Who wants a little brekkie, then? GET OUT OF

THE
FRIDGE! Calm down, Caliban, you will get your food as soon as I open
this package GET DOWN!

Miranda, would you like some food? Not yet? Nope IT IS NOT YOUR FOOD
CALIBAN.
...

Would you like some food, Miranda? Not yet? GET DOWN CALIBAN.

...

Would you like some food? Well, finally! Here you are. Stop

drooling,
Caliban. NO, IT'S NOT YOUR FOOD.

GET OUT OF THE FRIDGE.

etc.

--
Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.
Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki

Delightfully familiar!!

--tension
Sent via http://Pets-99.com , http://AnimalForum.ws & http://AnimalBlog.org
 




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