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A morning monologue LONG
Marina wrote:
OOOF - Good morning Clabby. Ow, do you have to use your claws when you knead me? Oh, OK. Knead knead, purr, purr yes. Ow, ow, just move that paw a little bit. OK zzzzzz Aw, are you leaving already? STOP SCRATCHING THE DOOR! zzzzzzz Hi, Clabby, you're back? What time is it? Oh, you're just in time. We don't want to listen to that annoying alarm clock, do we. MIRANDA STOP SCRATCHING THE DOOR! plod plod plod to bathroom Hi Miranda, good morning to you too. Hi Caliban. No don't get in my lap, I'm not going to stay here for long... Oh, OK. Who's a mummy's baby, then who? Purr purr purr. Mummy's baby boy, yes, you are, yes you are. Now get down DON'T JUMP INTO THE TOILET! There's the water, swirl, swirl, swirl. plod plod plod to kitchen No, it's not time for brekkie yet, I'm making tea. Get out of the way, Clabby. GET out of the WAY. One day, I'm going to step on you. Hey, I'm trying to measure my blood sugar. GET your nose OUT of there. Shall we go and sniff the morning air? Yes, get out, you two. half an hour of peace and quiet while the hoomin drinks tea and reads rpca Oh, Caliban, what scared you? What a tail! Want to get into Mummy's lap? Yes, come on OOOF. Who's a scared little mummy's boy, then? Who? Who? DON'T STEP ON THE KEYBOARD!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY NO JUMPING ON THE COMPUTER?? ... It's not time yet. ... It's not time yet. ... Hi, Miranda, have fun outside? Did the birdies tease you? No, Caliban it is NOT time yet, I'm just getting more tea. GET OUT OF THE FRIDGE! It's not time yet. It's not time yet. Oops, is that the time? Who wants a little brekkie, then? GET OUT OF THE FRIDGE! Calm down, Caliban, you will get your food as soon as I open this package GET DOWN! Miranda, would you like some food? Not yet? Nope IT IS NOT YOUR FOOD CALIBAN. ... Would you like some food, Miranda? Not yet? GET DOWN CALIBAN. ... Would you like some food? Well, finally! Here you are. Stop drooling, Caliban. NO, IT'S NOT YOUR FOOD. GET OUT OF THE FRIDGE. etc. -- Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki Delightfully familiar!! --tension Sent via http://Pets-99.com , http://AnimalForum.ws & http://AnimalBlog.org |
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A morning monologue LONG
Marina wrote:
OOOF - Good morning Clabby. Ow, do you have to use your claws when you knead me? Oh, OK. Knead knead, purr, purr yes. Ow, ow, just move that paw a little bit. OK zzzzzz Aw, are you leaving already? STOP SCRATCHING THE DOOR! zzzzzzz Hi, Clabby, you're back? What time is it? Oh, you're just in time. We don't want to listen to that annoying alarm clock, do we. MIRANDA STOP SCRATCHING THE DOOR! plod plod plod to bathroom Hi Miranda, good morning to you too. Hi Caliban. No don't get in my lap, I'm not going to stay here for long... Oh, OK. Who's a mummy's baby, then who? Purr purr purr. Mummy's baby boy, yes, you are, yes you are. Now get down DON'T JUMP INTO THE TOILET! There's the water, swirl, swirl, swirl. plod plod plod to kitchen No, it's not time for brekkie yet, I'm making tea. Get out of the way, Clabby. GET out of the WAY. One day, I'm going to step on you. Hey, I'm trying to measure my blood sugar. GET your nose OUT of there. Shall we go and sniff the morning air? Yes, get out, you two. half an hour of peace and quiet while the hoomin drinks tea and reads rpca Oh, Caliban, what scared you? What a tail! Want to get into Mummy's lap? Yes, come on OOOF. Who's a scared little mummy's boy, then? Who? Who? DON'T STEP ON THE KEYBOARD!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY NO JUMPING ON THE COMPUTER?? ... It's not time yet. ... It's not time yet. ... Hi, Miranda, have fun outside? Did the birdies tease you? No, Caliban it is NOT time yet, I'm just getting more tea. GET OUT OF THE FRIDGE! It's not time yet. It's not time yet. Oops, is that the time? Who wants a little brekkie, then? GET OUT OF THE FRIDGE! Calm down, Caliban, you will get your food as soon as I open this package GET DOWN! Miranda, would you like some food? Not yet? Nope IT IS NOT YOUR FOOD CALIBAN. ... Would you like some food, Miranda? Not yet? GET DOWN CALIBAN. ... Would you like some food? Well, finally! Here you are. Stop drooling, Caliban. NO, IT'S NOT YOUR FOOD. GET OUT OF THE FRIDGE. etc. -- Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki Delightfully familiar!! --tension Sent via http://Pets-99.com , http://AnimalForum.ws & http://AnimalBlog.org |
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A morning monologue LONG
Marina wrote:
OOOF - Good morning Clabby. Ow, do you have to use your claws when you knead me? Oh, OK. Knead knead, purr, purr yes. Ow, ow, just move that paw a little bit. OK zzzzzz Aw, are you leaving already? STOP SCRATCHING THE DOOR! zzzzzzz Hi, Clabby, you're back? What time is it? Oh, you're just in time. We don't want to listen to that annoying alarm clock, do we. MIRANDA STOP SCRATCHING THE DOOR! plod plod plod to bathroom Hi Miranda, good morning to you too. Hi Caliban. No don't get in my lap, I'm not going to stay here for long... Oh, OK. Who's a mummy's baby, then who? Purr purr purr. Mummy's baby boy, yes, you are, yes you are. Now get down DON'T JUMP INTO THE TOILET! There's the water, swirl, swirl, swirl. plod plod plod to kitchen No, it's not time for brekkie yet, I'm making tea. Get out of the way, Clabby. GET out of the WAY. One day, I'm going to step on you. Hey, I'm trying to measure my blood sugar. GET your nose OUT of there. Shall we go and sniff the morning air? Yes, get out, you two. half an hour of peace and quiet while the hoomin drinks tea and reads rpca Oh, Caliban, what scared you? What a tail! Want to get into Mummy's lap? Yes, come on OOOF. Who's a scared little mummy's boy, then? Who? Who? DON'T STEP ON THE KEYBOARD!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY NO JUMPING ON THE COMPUTER?? ... It's not time yet. ... It's not time yet. ... Hi, Miranda, have fun outside? Did the birdies tease you? No, Caliban it is NOT time yet, I'm just getting more tea. GET OUT OF THE FRIDGE! It's not time yet. It's not time yet. Oops, is that the time? Who wants a little brekkie, then? GET OUT OF THE FRIDGE! Calm down, Caliban, you will get your food as soon as I open this package GET DOWN! Miranda, would you like some food? Not yet? Nope IT IS NOT YOUR FOOD CALIBAN. ... Would you like some food, Miranda? Not yet? GET DOWN CALIBAN. ... Would you like some food? Well, finally! Here you are. Stop drooling, Caliban. NO, IT'S NOT YOUR FOOD. GET OUT OF THE FRIDGE. etc. -- Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki Delightfully familiar!! --tension Sent via http://Pets-99.com , http://AnimalForum.ws & http://AnimalBlog.org |
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A morning monologue LONG
Marina wrote:
OOOF - Good morning Clabby. Ow, do you have to use your claws when you knead me? Oh, OK. Knead knead, purr, purr yes. Ow, ow, just move that paw a little bit. OK zzzzzz Aw, are you leaving already? STOP SCRATCHING THE DOOR! zzzzzzz Hi, Clabby, you're back? What time is it? Oh, you're just in time. We don't want to listen to that annoying alarm clock, do we. MIRANDA STOP SCRATCHING THE DOOR! plod plod plod to bathroom Hi Miranda, good morning to you too. Hi Caliban. No don't get in my lap, I'm not going to stay here for long... Oh, OK. Who's a mummy's baby, then who? Purr purr purr. Mummy's baby boy, yes, you are, yes you are. Now get down DON'T JUMP INTO THE TOILET! There's the water, swirl, swirl, swirl. plod plod plod to kitchen No, it's not time for brekkie yet, I'm making tea. Get out of the way, Clabby. GET out of the WAY. One day, I'm going to step on you. Hey, I'm trying to measure my blood sugar. GET your nose OUT of there. Shall we go and sniff the morning air? Yes, get out, you two. half an hour of peace and quiet while the hoomin drinks tea and reads rpca Oh, Caliban, what scared you? What a tail! Want to get into Mummy's lap? Yes, come on OOOF. Who's a scared little mummy's boy, then? Who? Who? DON'T STEP ON THE KEYBOARD!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY NO JUMPING ON THE COMPUTER?? ... It's not time yet. ... It's not time yet. ... Hi, Miranda, have fun outside? Did the birdies tease you? No, Caliban it is NOT time yet, I'm just getting more tea. GET OUT OF THE FRIDGE! It's not time yet. It's not time yet. Oops, is that the time? Who wants a little brekkie, then? GET OUT OF THE FRIDGE! Calm down, Caliban, you will get your food as soon as I open this package GET DOWN! Miranda, would you like some food? Not yet? Nope IT IS NOT YOUR FOOD CALIBAN. ... Would you like some food, Miranda? Not yet? GET DOWN CALIBAN. ... Would you like some food? Well, finally! Here you are. Stop drooling, Caliban. NO, IT'S NOT YOUR FOOD. GET OUT OF THE FRIDGE. etc. -- Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki Delightfully familiar!! --tension Sent via http://Pets-99.com , http://AnimalForum.ws & http://AnimalBlog.org |
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A morning monologue LONG
Marina wrote:
OOOF - Good morning Clabby. Ow, do you have to use your claws when you knead me? Oh, OK. Knead knead, purr, purr yes. Ow, ow, just move that paw a little bit. OK zzzzzz Aw, are you leaving already? STOP SCRATCHING THE DOOR! zzzzzzz Hi, Clabby, you're back? What time is it? Oh, you're just in time. We don't want to listen to that annoying alarm clock, do we. MIRANDA STOP SCRATCHING THE DOOR! plod plod plod to bathroom Hi Miranda, good morning to you too. Hi Caliban. No don't get in my lap, I'm not going to stay here for long... Oh, OK. Who's a mummy's baby, then who? Purr purr purr. Mummy's baby boy, yes, you are, yes you are. Now get down DON'T JUMP INTO THE TOILET! There's the water, swirl, swirl, swirl. plod plod plod to kitchen No, it's not time for brekkie yet, I'm making tea. Get out of the way, Clabby. GET out of the WAY. One day, I'm going to step on you. Hey, I'm trying to measure my blood sugar. GET your nose OUT of there. Shall we go and sniff the morning air? Yes, get out, you two. half an hour of peace and quiet while the hoomin drinks tea and reads rpca Oh, Caliban, what scared you? What a tail! Want to get into Mummy's lap? Yes, come on OOOF. Who's a scared little mummy's boy, then? Who? Who? DON'T STEP ON THE KEYBOARD!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY NO JUMPING ON THE COMPUTER?? ... It's not time yet. ... It's not time yet. ... Hi, Miranda, have fun outside? Did the birdies tease you? No, Caliban it is NOT time yet, I'm just getting more tea. GET OUT OF THE FRIDGE! It's not time yet. It's not time yet. Oops, is that the time? Who wants a little brekkie, then? GET OUT OF THE FRIDGE! Calm down, Caliban, you will get your food as soon as I open this package GET DOWN! Miranda, would you like some food? Not yet? Nope IT IS NOT YOUR FOOD CALIBAN. ... Would you like some food, Miranda? Not yet? GET DOWN CALIBAN. ... Would you like some food? Well, finally! Here you are. Stop drooling, Caliban. NO, IT'S NOT YOUR FOOD. GET OUT OF THE FRIDGE. etc. -- Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki Delightfully familiar!! --tension Sent via http://Pets-99.com , http://AnimalForum.ws & http://AnimalBlog.org |
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