Letted ussses Condem Uncl Bill

Da uther gnite, wen Uncl Bill wusn' home, Mommy Micki cookd sum
WUNNERFUL chickum. She shard it wiff me an da Bear an widdle Samanfa.
She wood haff gifd som to WooToo awlso butted WooToo don' eeted Peepl
fuds. We all got plenny to eet an sat aroun an relaxd and burpd an
talkt about how wunnerful da chickum was. An Mommy Micki had a hole
NUTHER bigbig pees dat shee putted in da refriginator and we was CITED
beclaws we gnu shee wood shar it wiff usses.

Da nex MORNING, Uncl Bill putted dat chickum in a boks an put da boks
in a bag an tookd it off to his w*rk an eeted it AWL four lunch. He
dint share non ob it wiff usses.

Ladees an gentlekittties ob da jury, I ress mine case.

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Missy