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I need a high quality cat
I really want a cat. I need something to pet, stroke, and smell. I
want to see a slinky creature meander around my appartment. I went to the animal shelter the other day but all their pets were pretty inexpensive. I'd imagine if I were to pay $400 for a cat it would be of higher quality. For instance, a better meow, longer tail, and softer fur. Does anyone know of where to find a good cat that is needle drug-free? |
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"Maaxx" wrote in message
om... I really want a cat. I need something to pet, stroke, and smell. I want to see a slinky creature meander around my appartment. I went to the animal shelter the other day but all their pets were pretty inexpensive. I'd imagine if I were to pay $400 for a cat it would be of higher quality. For instance, a better meow, longer tail, and softer fur. Does anyone know of where to find a good cat that is needle drug-free? Don't feed the troll folks. -- I.P.Freely I ain't p*ssed off. I'm in f*cking wonderment. I'm waiting to be kept happy by another f*cking fairytale." - Al Swearengen |
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"Maaxx" wrote in message om... I really want a cat. I need something to pet, stroke, and smell. I want to see a slinky creature meander around my appartment. I went to the animal shelter the other day but all their pets were pretty inexpensive. I'd imagine if I were to pay $400 for a cat it would be of higher quality. Vist my store, I have several high-quality cats I can let you have for $400 or $500. But if you really want the highest quality cat, I can let you have an original Felis Silvestris Domesticus for $1,000. That's the highest quality cat you can get without going directly to the source in Africa. In fact, this cat is a desendant of Felis Silvestris Lybica! I have DNA mapping to prove it! For instance, a better meow, longer tail, and softer fur. Does anyone know of where to find a good cat that is needle drug-free? Sure, no problem! Just keep in mind, the better the meow, the higher the price. The same applies to the length of the tail and softness of the fur. I'll throw in good quality purr that's guaranteed for life at no extra charge. Bring cash. |
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"Phil P." wrote:
"Maaxx" wrote in message om... I really want a cat. I need something to pet, stroke, and smell. I want to see a slinky creature meander around my appartment. I went to the animal shelter the other day but all their pets were pretty inexpensive. I'd imagine if I were to pay $400 for a cat it would be of higher quality. Vist my store, I have several high-quality cats I can let you have for $400 or $500. But if you really want the highest quality cat, I can let you have an original Felis Silvestris Domesticus for $1,000. That's the highest quality cat you can get without going directly to the source in Africa. In fact, this cat is a desendant of Felis Silvestris Lybica! I have DNA mapping to prove it! For instance, a better meow, longer tail, and softer fur. Does anyone know of where to find a good cat that is needle drug-free? Sure, no problem! Just keep in mind, the better the meow, the higher the price. The same applies to the length of the tail and softness of the fur. I'll throw in good quality purr that's guaranteed for life at no extra charge. Bring cash. No, he may NOT have Francis! Francis has a definite voice with a wide vocabulary, his tail is longer than his body (which isn't short), and his tummy fur against my face in the morning is softer than down. Priscilla |
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Maaxx wrote:
I really want a cat. I need something to pet, stroke, and smell. I want to see a slinky creature meander around my appartment. I went to the animal shelter the other day but all their pets were pretty inexpensive. I'd imagine if I were to pay $400 for a cat it would be of higher quality. For instance, a better meow, longer tail, and softer fur. Does anyone know of where to find a good cat that is needle drug-free? How about renting a cat from "Rent-a-Cat"? The starting monthly rate is $500 which does not include food or litter. |
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Maaxx wrote: I want to see a slinky creature meander around my appartment. This is something I too would like. In the meantime, I have a cat. Steve. |
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On 2005-02-07, Steve G penned:
Maaxx wrote: I want to see a slinky creature meander around my appartment. This is something I too would like. In the meantime, I have a cat. Steve. ROFL! -- monique, roommate of Oscar the (female) grouch ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eros was adopted! Eros has a home now! *cheer!* |
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"Phil P." wrote in message
nk.net Vist my store, I have several high-quality cats I can let you have for $400 or $500. But if you really want the highest quality cat, I can let you have an original Felis Silvestris Domesticus for $1,000. That's the highest quality cat you can get without going directly to the source in Africa. In fact, this cat is a desendant of Felis Silvestris Lybica! I have DNA mapping to prove it!/// I can go one better than that Phil! I can give you a Felis silvestris grampia (only 400 left in the world) for £100,000. All proceeds donated to a certain place called Maxs house! ;o) Helen M -- Posted via Mailgate.ORG Server - http://www.Mailgate.ORG |
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"Helen Miles" wrote in message news:7f6e23789745a506883a2b45a44280a3.76411@mygate .mailgate.org... I can go one better than that Phil! I can give you a Felis silvestris grampia (only 400 left in the world) for £100,000. All proceeds donated to a certain place called Maxs house! ;o) I've just looked up photos. Cool looking breed. And I've always liked slightly wild Scots ;-) |
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Helen Miles wrote:
"Phil P." wrote in message nk.net Vist my store, I have several high-quality cats I can let you have for $400 or $500. But if you really want the highest quality cat, I can let you have an original Felis Silvestris Domesticus for $1,000. That's the highest quality cat you can get without going directly to the source in Africa. In fact, this cat is a desendant of Felis Silvestris Lybica! I have DNA mapping to prove it!/// I can go one better than that Phil! I can give you a Felis silvestris grampia (only 400 left in the world) for £100,000. All proceeds donated to a certain place called Maxs house! ;o) Helen M Hiya Helen, That's one beautiful animal! Why so cheap? ;-) Lybica is still my favorite with Chaus running a close second. Lybica is in danger too because of hybridisation with domestic cats. Breeding endangered Wildcats - now that's a breeding program I wholeheartedly agree with. I read a story somewhere awhile back about some asshole who killed few Grampias in Scotland. The moronic judge wouldn't charge the killer with a crime because the cat was considered a domestic cat and no one could prove definitively that the cat was an endangered Grampia. Do you know if they ever finally nailed the *******? I forgot his name; how's the Margay with Cytauxzoon that you rescued from Belize? Nice seeing you around again! Phil |
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