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Old August 25th 10, 11:17 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance[_2_]
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I juss wantid to let yoo gize know dat I wented to da TED yesfurday. Meowmie
notissed dat I wuz tryin to coff or frow up or sumfing after brekfist, so
she dumped myownself in da karrier jale an taked me to da mergincee TED. I
did not like dat, kuz da lastest time she taked me dere, she leeved me dere
fur more dan a day!

Da meen TED did a "zamination" on myownself, inclooding steelin my
tempercherz 3 times an pokin me wif needulz 3 times. Hmmm, I wunner whut da
deel iz wif doing fingz 3 timez. I wunner how da TED wud like it if I
whapped him 3 times.

Ennyway, I iz fine now. I juss wantid to let yoo gize know, kuz yoo kan
nevver relakz yur gard aginst dis kind uv treetmint.

Sundance


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Old August 25th 10, 12:16 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default TED vizzit

We sure iz glad urselfz iz ok. Dem hoomanz, whefther teds or knot, kan be a
pain demselvez.
"Sundance" wrote in message
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I juss wantid to let yoo gize know dat I wented to da TED yesfurday.
Meowmie notissed dat I wuz tryin to coff or frow up or sumfing after
brekfist, so she dumped myownself in da karrier jale an taked me to da
mergincee TED. I did not like dat, kuz da lastest time she taked me dere,
she leeved me dere fur more dan a day!

Da meen TED did a "zamination" on myownself, inclooding steelin my
tempercherz 3 times an pokin me wif needulz 3 times. Hmmm, I wunner whut
da deel iz wif doing fingz 3 timez. I wunner how da TED wud like it if I
whapped him 3 times.

Ennyway, I iz fine now. I juss wantid to let yoo gize know, kuz yoo kan
nevver relakz yur gard aginst dis kind uv treetmint.

Sundance



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Old August 25th 10, 07:08 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Default TED vizzit

On Aug 25, 4:17*am, "Sundance" wrote:
I juss wantid to let yoo gize know dat I wented to da TED yesfurday. Meowmie
notissed dat I wuz tryin to coff or frow up or sumfing after brekfist, so
she dumped myownself in da karrier jale an taked me to da mergincee TED. I
did not like dat, kuz da lastest time she taked me dere, she leeved me dere
fur more dan a day!

Da meen TED did a "zamination" on myownself, inclooding steelin my
tempercherz 3 times an pokin me wif needulz 3 times. Hmmm, I wunner whut da
deel iz wif doing fingz 3 timez. I wunner how da TED wud like it if I
whapped him 3 times.

Ennyway, I iz fine now. I juss wantid to let yoo gize know, kuz yoo kan
nevver relakz yur gard aginst dis kind uv treetmint.

Sundance


Yipes! How purrfikly awful. I finnk 6 whaps is cawlled fur, yu gno, 3
wif da rite paw an 3 wif da leff. An den 3 mor fur gud maysure. Nine
whaps. An wun mor gud wun in da air as TED runz aweigh.
Dat is shurly wat ai mineweff wud doo. Stan da grouwnd agenst Evil.
MeOwy
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Old August 25th 10, 07:27 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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Default TED vizzit

yew are ok iffin yew eets fudz. jale is bad, fudz is gud.
beauty

On Wed, 25 Aug 2010 03:17:39 -0700, "Sundance" wrote:

I juss wantid to let yoo gize know dat I wented to da TED yesfurday. Meowmie
notissed dat I wuz tryin to coff or frow up or sumfing after brekfist, so
she dumped myownself in da karrier jale an taked me to da mergincee TED. I
did not like dat, kuz da lastest time she taked me dere, she leeved me dere
fur more dan a day!

Da meen TED did a "zamination" on myownself, inclooding steelin my
tempercherz 3 times an pokin me wif needulz 3 times. Hmmm, I wunner whut da
deel iz wif doing fingz 3 timez. I wunner how da TED wud like it if I
whapped him 3 times.

Ennyway, I iz fine now. I juss wantid to let yoo gize know, kuz yoo kan
nevver relakz yur gard aginst dis kind uv treetmint.

Sundance

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Old August 25th 10, 07:59 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_7_]
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ai m sawry yew had tew go to TED but m gwad yoo r umkay ai kan port ovur n
wap himself. mine frend
Mabbee et wuz uh harebawl?
Heddbumpz n Puuuuuuuuuuuurrs fur yew Mosey


I juss wantid to let yoo gize know dat I wented to da TED yesfurday.
Meowmie notissed dat I wuz tryin to coff or frow up or sumfing after
brekfist, so she dumped myownself in da karrier jale an taked me to da
mergincee TED. I did not like dat, kuz da lastest time she taked me dere,
she leeved me dere fur more dan a day!

Da meen TED did a "zamination" on myownself, inclooding steelin my
tempercherz 3 times an pokin me wif needulz 3 times. Hmmm, I wunner whut
da deel iz wif doing fingz 3 timez. I wunner how da TED wud like it if I
whapped him 3 times.

Ennyway, I iz fine now. I juss wantid to let yoo gize know, kuz yoo kan
nevver relakz yur gard aginst dis kind uv treetmint.

Sundance

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Old September 3rd 10, 05:52 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default TED vizzit

we iz sure glad urself iz betterer now, OEJ
"Sundance" wrote in message
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I juss wantid to let yoo gize know dat I wented to da TED yesfurday.
Meowmie notissed dat I wuz tryin to coff or frow up or sumfing after
brekfist, so she dumped myownself in da karrier jale an taked me to da
mergincee TED. I did not like dat, kuz da lastest time she taked me dere,
she leeved me dere fur more dan a day!

Da meen TED did a "zamination" on myownself, inclooding steelin my
tempercherz 3 times an pokin me wif needulz 3 times. Hmmm, I wunner whut
da deel iz wif doing fingz 3 timez. I wunner how da TED wud like it if I
whapped him 3 times.

Ennyway, I iz fine now. I juss wantid to let yoo gize know, kuz yoo kan
nevver relakz yur gard aginst dis kind uv treetmint.

Sundance



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Old September 13th 10, 09:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance[_2_]
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Default TED vizzit

Fangkz, efurrykittee, fur awl da gud wishiz. Howeffur, I haz to repurrt dat
it happinned agin! Yesfurday I frowed up sum harez dat didnt want to be in
my tummy ennee mor, an uv korse dey wud be hard to frow up by demselvez so I
also frowed up sum fluidz. Meowmie seed dat an taked me to da TED agin! Dis
time dey poked me wif needulz an a furmometer (but onlee wunce wif da
furmometer dis time), AN dey steeled sum uv myown blud!

When will it end?

Sundance

"Sundance" wrote in message
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I juss wantid to let yoo gize know dat I wented to da TED yesfurday.
Meowmie notissed dat I wuz tryin to coff or frow up or sumfing after
brekfist, so she dumped myownself in da karrier jale an taked me to da
mergincee TED. I did not like dat, kuz da lastest time she taked me dere,
she leeved me dere fur more dan a day!

Da meen TED did a "zamination" on myownself, inclooding steelin my
tempercherz 3 times an pokin me wif needulz 3 times. Hmmm, I wunner whut
da deel iz wif doing fingz 3 timez. I wunner how da TED wud like it if I
whapped him 3 times.

Ennyway, I iz fine now. I juss wantid to let yoo gize know, kuz yoo kan
nevver relakz yur gard aginst dis kind uv treetmint.

Sundance



 




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