Bak to da Kassel!

Monty (champagne glass in paw) wanders past.

"Pardon me, Mme. Anaïs, but I was wondering. Will your good uncle
Maestro Lechat and Mme. Catlas be attending the concert this evening?
It occurred to me that it might be pleasant to make connections between
him and M. Lenoir, especially if M. Lenoir should happen to have a new
composition to offer.

I can place the corporate jet from Milan at their disposal if they
would prefer it to the teleporter."

Heer is owr webbypage -- my pikchure is the second won. Yu can click
it,
an see my paje an den see Andy. I haf told mine sekretary dat she
needs
to write more abowt us, but she hass not complied. Fangu fur askeng!
We
ar eeger tu get tu know effurrywon.

http://iluffleo.homestead.com/theportercats.html

HoneyCat

I lukked at yur webbypages, espeshully da wedwink pages -- yoo had a
bootiful wedwink! If yoo wud like to see picherz uv my brofur
Sundance an
me, luk heer: http://tinyurl.com/bmf8d

Rebecca

Fangu! My hooman is oooohing and ahhhhing offur yur cuteness! Yu haf a
furry pretty fase.

HoneyCat

Whot a luffly cat yu ar, an what a luffly page! Yu ar kwite an
elegant
ladycat!

Why fangu, my deer!

Heer is owr webbypage -- my pikchure is the second won. Yu can click
it,
an see my paje an den see Andy. I haf told mine sekretary dat she
needs
to write more abowt us, but she hass not complied. Fangu fur askeng!
We
ar eeger tu get tu know effurrywon.

And you two are luffly kitties also! What a handsum kupple you are!

I know about da hooman sekratariez - sumtimez dey can be furry
frustratink to deel wif. I finally gottid my hooman to buy a noo
dijital kamera so dat he can re-do dat web padje, and hez been
followink me around da compartment makink rood flashies at me!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

Itz hard tu be pashent wif dem, issunt it?

HoneyCat

Pee Ess! Yur hooman is furry intresting. Our hooman is a leftoffur
hippie, tuu. Wher wood they bee wifout uss?

HoneyCat

At a Grateful Dead show, HeHe....
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

Mine momm wood agree!

HoneyCat

On 20 Jul 2006 13:39:09 -0700, Elizabeth's nimble, little paws typed:

Monty (champagne glass in paw) wanders past.

"Pardon me, Mme. Anaïs, but I was wondering. Will your good uncle
Maestro Lechat and Mme. Catlas be attending the concert this evening?
It occurred to me that it might be pleasant to make connections between
him and M. Lenoir, especially if M. Lenoir should happen to have a new
composition to offer.

I can place the corporate jet from Milan at their disposal if they
would prefer it to the teleporter."

What a wonderful idea, Monty! I'll telephone them, and ask them to
come - I'm sure thatthey'll love to see you - and efurry kitty of
cawse - again!

[Pause while Anaïs uses her cell phone]

THey said to fank you fur the offur of the jet, but they'll 'port
ofur as soon as dey get dressed!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
7/20/2006 7:53:57 PM
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On 20 Jul 2006 13:39:09 -0700, Elizabeth's nimble, little paws typed:

Monty (champagne glass in paw) wanders past.

"Pardon me, Mme. Anaïs, but I was wondering. Will your good uncle
Maestro Lechat and Mme. Catlas be attending the concert this evening?
It occurred to me that it might be pleasant to make connections between
him and M. Lenoir, especially if M. Lenoir should happen to have a new
composition to offer.

I can place the corporate jet from Milan at their disposal if they
would prefer it to the teleporter."

[a 'porter twinkles, and out of it steps two older kitties: a smoke
Persian, and a lithe Siamese. They spot Anaïs and Monty, and walk over
to them]

"Ciao, Anaïs and Tiger, ciao Monty! [hedbutts all around, followed by
paw kissing]

How iz efurrykitty? We hafent seen each ofur since the Orient
Eggspress 'venture. The countess is kwite the hostess, isn't she?
[spots the Countess and waves a paw and the Countess walks over]

And I hear that M. Lenoir will be playing one of his newest
compositions tonight - that will be wonderful!
--
Ciao,

Darius Lechat
Maria Catlas

On Fri, 14 Jul 2006 22:22:18 -0700, Pi2nya AKA Sweetee's nimble,
little paws typed:

Pitö.önya arrives, with Sundance, both hongry frum awl dat dancin
Hiya Jocko, Big Mama, Cleo and TV, Pepe and Gigi,Sammy and Lillith,
Anais and Tiger, and ofcourse Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat.

Heow nize tu be bak at da Kassell. I hope we didunt miss mutsh???


Hihi, gize! Nope, you didn't miss nuffin,but we're haffing cavair an
nip-shampayne in owr room, why don you join usses?

Has Rebecca an Hercule ported bak, or iz dey still on da beech? Dere
such a nice kupple, don you fink?

[Tiger hands them flutes of shampayne, while Anaïs serves the cavair]
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
7/23/2006 12:18:11 AM
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we iz fine, cept da nayborz tree felled down anna taked away owr kule air
monzterz fur a day, da naybor wuz reallyreally upsetted kuz soft anna furry
wuz gone anna he kuldn't find deir phone number ta tell dem, onliezt minesef
hadda reaktin to da keat, i iz coughin a little butted alla ofur katz is
fine, owr hoomanz wented to a little lozt wagez inna indiana wif softz
furnd, Tiger
Harri Roadcat wrote in message
news
On Mon, 17 Jul 2006 07:47:24 -0500, Stormmee wrote:

Harri how iz yourownsef, Tiger, thinking maybe havin her wuuld haf been
bettere dan2 ofur onez dat lifez here now

I iz doing great, fangs. Mine Paw an Meowmie has been furry busy, so
dats not been good. An mine hoomins went away fur FOUR DAYZ to Lost
Wages and dey din't take any of usses - not even MINEOWNSELF! We was
all kind of hissed off about dat.

But da hoomins is back, and we iz back to getting to go into da Out
when da hoomins is home, so we iz all doing good.

How are all you kitties doing?

Harri Roadcat

she iza wonnerful ladycat, Tiger
Julie Porter wrote in message
.net...

"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 18 Jul 2006 00:25:11 GMT, Julie Porter's nimble, little paws
typed:

Why, fangu. Effuryfing luks wunderful. Yu haf a luffly home!

HoneyCat

Oh my towz! Dis kassle izn't my home - I liff in Catmerica! Dis is da
Kassle of da Cowntess VonKatzenplatzen an we'ze in middle-Europe az
her guests! She haz sum special effents planned, but I'ze sure dat
she'll be along to tell you about them!

Wood you like sum ov dis caviar, deerie?
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

Wye, Ide luff some, fangu! Itz wunderful to be heer. Wee luk furward to
meeting da Cowntess.

HoneyCat

Tiger kisses the paw of cowntezz K, I loves anithin furma kan, diz wuz
wonnerful, Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 08:07:03 -0700, Countess Katzenplatzen's nimble,
little paws typed:

I yam here! So sorry, I vas talking to ze chef about ze dinner menu.

New kitties? How wonderful! HoneyCat, Andy, I am pleezed to meet you. I
am
Countess von Katzenplatzen, and we haf a very nice dinner planned for
tonight, as well as a special concert and the unveiling of a new wing to
the museum. If I can offer you anything to make your visit more
enjoyable,
just ask.

Will you be staying here for a few days wiz ze rest of the kitties? If
so,
I will be delighted to offer you a nice, comfortable room here in ze
castle.

Countess K

[Anaïs turns to elderly but elegant, silver-grey Himmy] Fangu so much
fur da caviar, Countess, itz delicious! You are suck a thotful
hostess!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
7/19/2006 2:02:28 PM
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