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  #21  
Old December 10th 10, 04:05 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_7_]
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Default Bak Home Now The Bitties Hai Big Mama da loor ob da south seez



Mayzy iz uh Himmy gurlcat n Tygur iz uh orange boycat. Mosey

Piglett is beside herself with joy. Iz diz wun a boycat or gurlcat. She
knows Maggy May would be tghrilled.
:
Piglett gets excited about the new Bittie. Wascal she says into the
catafone. Klear ur skedulez, we will soon haff a kuple of bitties to
inspecrt ta make sure dem iz ok. She hangs up and packs her things
getting
ready to port to Mosey and MeOwies house.

Willow you and O T get things readie for a welkome to da kommunitee
pardie.
Call Harri so she kan get da fluffybutts, I means fluffycats to fix sum
fudz."MeOwy" wrote in message


Big Mama, cud mee n MeOwy go tewdabitty hut tew seadabittiez cuz
we wunt tew udop tew uff dem.
Remembur wen we gotted winked [wookz at wach] ovur tew munthz gnow,
n
we r vury reddy tew be paruntz.

[A huge black panther leaps out of nearby palm tree and lands on the
beach near Mosey and Meowy]

Yes, I remember how well you took care of Bobqat and Mimzy. I'll show
you
to the bitty hut and introduce you to the staff kitties that take care
of
the bitties.

Big Mama

Fangyu, Big Mama. Yoo is awmoss skeery! Otay ai wil go intew da
bittie hut.
Heer ai go, mine Mosey-wink!

Oooo itz a widdl dark in heer in da hut. ai do not see enny bitties.
ai gess i posed tew cwose mine eyes. otay, i doin dat.
Oh dere iss a widdl fuzzy fing atted mine feetses, an ai heer a widdl
mew sound! Can ai opin mine eyes gnaow? Opining mine eyes...oh wook
at dis sweet widdl kweem-cullured bittie! ai wil pik hur up in my mouf
wike mine mommycat pikked minesefl up an tayk da teeny bittie tew
Mosey.

Wooky Mosey! Heer she iss, ar furst bittie! ai wil pooted hur down
between usses sew she wil be sayf.


Gud idear mai luv,


She wil be ar widdl Maizy girrl, OK mine wuff?


YeUP, at iz fyne wiff mee mai luv. .

She sew sweet an pritty, huh? Wet's gif hur a widdl pwaktiss baff.
MeOwy, grooming their bittie.


Liddle Mayzy iz bootiful. yeUP, ai m up fur uh widdl pwaktiss baff
tew.



Meowy makes another trip into the bittie hut and emerges toting a
teensy reddish bittie by the scruff of its teeny neck.
She sets it down carefully next to the creamy-coated Mayzy in front of
Mosey, and they both groom their two new bitties.


MeOwy, mai luv, yoo dud sew gud gitting owr majikal whimsy bitties.
Dey r purrfect. ai luvs yew sew mutch n dat luv wyl git felt by Mayzy n
Tygur..
Mosey grooms Tygur furst, den dey swich pwases..'.diz iz sew nise n sweet,
innit mai luv, MeOwy...wook, dey r boff smiling.. it a int gas...nope, dey
luvz usses'. sez Mosey wook at doze sweet smiles.


Before leaving Qat Island, Mayzy and Tygur have each been given an ' Itty
Bitty-Bitty-Qat-Kit,' that contains their majikal stuff, by Big Mama..,
they say their good-byes, to the other whimsy cats and bitties, give Big
Mama a big hug, promise to send her pictures,
[they can always port back to visit Qat Island, that's a perk of being a
Whimsy Qat, sew no teerz] Mosey and MeOwy strap the bitties into their
speshul bitty seats, and they both sit in the back, with the kits, and
their driver will take them to their bigbig home, Mosey and MeOwy take
the kits upstairs to their bedroom, and and while MeOwy is getting them
settled, Mosey is downstairs, warming up some whimsy milk
Then, the door bell rings, and Mz Piglett and Wascal show up, to check Mayzy
and Tygur out, and MeOwy shows them to their room...and....then...


  #22  
Old December 11th 10, 05:41 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_7_]
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Default Bak Home Now The Bitties Hai Big Mama da loor ob da south seez


Mayzy iz uh Himmy gurlcat n Tygur iz uh orange boycat. Mosey

Piglett is beside herself with joy. Iz diz wun a boycat or gurlcat.
She knows Maggy May would be tghrilled.
:
Piglett gets excited about the new Bittie. Wascal she says into the
catafone. Klear ur skedulez, we will soon haff a kuple of bitties to
inspecrt ta make sure dem iz ok. She hangs up and packs her things
getting
ready to port to Mosey and MeOwies house.

Willow you and O T get things readie for a welkome to da kommunitee
pardie.
Call Harri so she kan get da fluffybutts, I means fluffycats to fix sum
fudz."MeOwy" wrote in message


Big Mama, cud mee n MeOwy go tewdabitty hut tew seadabittiez cuz
we wunt tew udop tew uff dem.
Remembur wen we gotted winked [wookz at wach] ovur tew munthz gnow,
n
we r vury reddy tew be paruntz.

[A huge black panther leaps out of nearby palm tree and lands on the
beach near Mosey and Meowy]

Yes, I remember how well you took care of Bobqat and Mimzy. I'll show
you
to the bitty hut and introduce you to the staff kitties that take
care of
the bitties.

Big Mama

Fangyu, Big Mama. Yoo is awmoss skeery! Otay ai wil go intew da
bittie hut.
Heer ai go, mine Mosey-wink!

Oooo itz a widdl dark in heer in da hut. ai do not see enny bitties.
ai gess i posed tew cwose mine eyes. otay, i doin dat.
Oh dere iss a widdl fuzzy fing atted mine feetses, an ai heer a widdl
mew sound! Can ai opin mine eyes gnaow? Opining mine eyes...oh wook
at dis sweet widdl kweem-cullured bittie! ai wil pik hur up in my mouf
wike mine mommycat pikked minesefl up an tayk da teeny bittie tew
Mosey.

Wooky Mosey! Heer she iss, ar furst bittie! ai wil pooted hur down
between usses sew she wil be sayf.


Gud idear mai luv,


She wil be ar widdl Maizy girrl, OK mine wuff?


YeUP, hur iz fyne wiff mee mai luv. .

She sew sweet an pritty, huh? Wet's gif hur a widdl pwaktiss baff.
MeOwy, grooming their bittie.


Liddle Mayzy iz bootiful. yeUP, ai m up fur uh widdl pwaktiss baff
tew. ai fawled in sum bwak sand.... save me some water.


Meowy makes another trip into the bittie hut and emerges toting a
teensy reddish bittie by the scruff of its teeny neck.
She sets it down carefully next to the creamy-coated Mayzy in front of
Mosey, and they both groom their two new bitties.


MeOwy, mai luv, yoo dud sew gud gitting owr majikal whimsy bitties.
Dey r purrfect. ai luvs yew sew mutch n dat luv wyl git felt by Mayzy n
Tygur..
Mosey grooms Tygur furst, den dey swich pwases..'.diz iz sew nise n
sweet, innit mai luv, MeOwy...wook, dey r boff smiling.. it a int
gas...nope, dey luvz usses'. sez Mosey wook at doze sweet smiles. Dey
r majikal.


Before leaving Qat Island, Mayzy and Tygur have each been given an '
Itty Bitty-Bitty-Qat-Kit,' that contains their majikal stuff, by Big
Mama.., they say their good-byes, to the other whimsy cats and bitties,
give Big Mama a big hug, promise to send her pictures,
[they can always port back to visit Qat Island,[ that's a perk of being a
Whimsy Qat, sew no teerz] Mosey and MeOwy strap the bitties into their
speshul bitty seats, and they both sit in the back, with the kits, and
their driver will take them to their bigbig home, Mosey and MeOwy take
the kits upstairs to their bedroom, and and while MeOwy is getting them
settled, Mosey is downstairs, warming up some whimsy milk
Then, the door bell rings, and Mz Piglett and Wascal show up, to check
Mayzy and Tygur out, and MeOwy motions them up and shows them to their
room...and....then...

they all look at the sleeping, whimsy Both say, in unison, 'Dey r sew
bootiful, n kyoot tew'
..MeOwy smiles and asks Piglet and Wascal if they would like a drink..
..I have the kitty thingy on, so I, um we can hear every sound they make,
shhhhh, listen, somebody is snoring..
..they all have a good laugh and sit down and have yummy foamy lattes ...
Mosey asks, you all remember this home, with the shiny banister? As I
recall, Wascal, at a certain party we had, you landed on yer butt a few
times..waffs, we gots noo floompy pillows to land on.....how do like the way
we've fixed the house up? Booker, Ranger, Chappy, and a few other guys came
over and I gotta tell ya, it'sThe Griswalds and then some. yeUP. MeOwy is
Secretary of the Interior and she has some gud ideas about
decorating...yeUP...
*phone rings Mosey :Meowl? Oh, fanks, yeUp, dey r hoam n saownd usleep,
sure yoo kan kome ovur..wait..Hey MeOwy, yoo up fur habbing sum frendz ovur
fur uh bit? bak on da fonefingy,,,sure, c;mon ovur in ubaowt uh hour or so,
yeUP, the porter lot has been shoveled ...see ya sune..Meowy: Who was that?
Then they here Mayzy n Tygur waking up and they all head up the stairs...
MeOwy open the bedroom door and they all look in and see........

  #23  
Old December 12th 10, 08:02 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Default Bak Home Now The Bitties Hai Big Mama da loor ob da south seez

On Dec 11, 1:41*am, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
Mayzy iz uh Himmy *gurlcat n Tygur iz uh orange boycat. * Mosey


Piglett is beside herself with joy. *Iz diz wun a boycat or gurlcat..
She knows Maggy May would be tghrilled.
:
Piglett gets excited about the new Bittie. Wascal she says into the
catafone. Klear ur skedulez, we will soon haff a kuple of bitties to
inspecrt ta make sure dem iz ok. She hangs up and packs her things
getting
ready to port to Mosey and MeOwies house.


Willow you and O T get things readie for a welkome to da kommunitee
pardie.
Call Harri so she kan get da fluffybutts, I means fluffycats to fix sum
fudz."MeOwy" wrote in message


Big Mama, cud mee n MeOwy go tewdabitty hut tew seadabittiez cuz
we wunt tew udop tew uff dem.
Remembur wen we gotted winked [wookz at wach] ovur tew munthz gnow,
n
we r vury reddy tew be paruntz.


[A huge black panther leaps out of nearby palm tree and lands on the
beach near Mosey and Meowy]


Yes, I remember how well you took care of Bobqat and Mimzy. I'll show
you
to the bitty hut and introduce you to the staff kitties that take
care of
the bitties.


Big Mama


Fangyu, Big Mama. Yoo is awmoss skeery! Otay ai wil go intew da
bittie hut.
Heer ai go, mine Mosey-wink!


Oooo itz a widdl dark in heer in da hut. ai do not see enny bitties.
ai gess i posed tew cwose mine eyes. otay, i doin dat.
Oh dere iss a widdl fuzzy fing atted mine feetses, an ai heer a widdl
mew sound! Can ai opin mine eyes gnaow? Opining mine eyes...oh wook
at dis sweet widdl kweem-cullured bittie! ai wil pik hur up in my mouf
wike mine mommycat pikked minesefl up an tayk da teeny bittie tew
Mosey.


Wooky Mosey! Heer she iss, ar furst bittie! ai wil pooted hur down
between usses sew she wil be sayf.


Gud idear mai luv,


She wil be ar widdl Maizy girrl, OK mine wuff?


YeUP, *hur *iz fyne wiff mee mai luv. .


She sew sweet an pritty, huh? Wet's gif hur a widdl pwaktiss baff.
MeOwy, grooming their bittie.


Liddle *Mayzy *iz bootiful. *yeUP, ai m up fur uh *widdl pwaktiss baff
tew. *ai fawled in sum bwak *sand.... save me some water.


Meowy makes another trip into the bittie hut and emerges toting a
teensy reddish bittie by the scruff of its teeny neck.
She sets it down carefully next to the creamy-coated Mayzy in front of
Mosey, and they both groom their two new bitties.


MeOwy, mai luv, yoo dud sew gud gitting owr *majikal whimsy bitties.
Dey r purrfect. ai luvs yew sew mutch n dat luv wyl git felt by Mayzy n
Tygur..
Mosey grooms Tygur furst, den dey swich pwases..'.diz iz sew nise n
sweet, innit mai luv, MeOwy...wook, dey r boff smiling.. it a int
gas...nope, dey luvz usses'. sez Mosey * *wook at doze sweet smiles. Dey
r majikal.


Before leaving Qat Island, Mayzy and Tygur have each *been given an *'
Itty Bitty-Bitty-Qat-Kit,' *that contains their majikal stuff, by Big
Mama.., they say their good-byes, to the other whimsy cats and bitties,
give Big Mama a big hug, promise to send her pictures,
[they can always port back to visit Qat Island,[ that's a perk of being a
Whimsy Qat, sew no teerz] *Mosey and MeOwy * strap the bitties into their
speshul bitty seats, and they both *sit in the back, with the kits, and
their driver *will take them to their bigbig home, * Mosey and MeOwy take
the kits upstairs to their bedroom, and *and while MeOwy is getting them
settled, Mosey is downstairs, warming up some whimsy milk
Then, the door bell rings, and Mz Piglett and Wascal show up, to check
Mayzy and Tygur *out, and MeOwy motions them up and *shows them to *their
room...and....then...


they all look at the sleeping, whimsy *Both say, in unison, 'Dey r sew
bootiful, n kyoot tew'
.MeOwy *smiles and asks *Piglet and Wascal if they would like a drink...
.I have the kitty thingy on, so I, um we can hear every sound they make,
shhhhh, listen, somebody is snoring..
.they all have a good laugh and sit down and have yummy foamy lattes ...
Mosey asks, you all *remember this home, with the shiny banister? *As I
recall, Wascal, at a certain party we had, you landed on yer butt a few
times..waffs, we gots noo floompy pillows to land on.....how do like the way
we've fixed the house up? *Booker, Ranger, Chappy, and a few other guys came
over and I gotta tell ya, it'sThe Griswalds and then some. yeUP. * MeOwy is
Secretary of the Interior and she has some gud ideas about
decorating...yeUP...
*phone rings Mosey :Meowl? *Oh, fanks, yeUp, dey r hoam n saownd usleep,
sure yoo kan kome ovur..wait..Hey MeOwy, yoo up fur habbing sum frendz ovur
fur uh bit? bak on da fonefingy,,,sure, c;mon ovur in ubaowt uh hour or so,
yeUP, the porter lot has been shoveled ...see ya sune..Meowy: *Who was that?
Then they here Mayzy n Tygur waking up and they all *head up the stairs....
MeOwy open the bedroom door and they all look in and see........- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


I fink ai wil pass on a lattay, mine wuff Mosey, beclawz ob uhtemtping
to keep dose eggstra winter paounz off.
Dis not me, but the feet ar furry much wike mine own:
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  #24  
Old December 12th 10, 11:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_7_]
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....

Mayzy iz uh Himmy gurlcat n Tygur iz uh orange boycat. Mosey

Piglett is beside herself with joy. Iz diz wun a boycat or gurlcat.
She knows Maggy May would be tghrilled.
:
Piglett gets excited about the new Bittie. Wascal she says into the
catafone. Klear ur skedulez, we will soon haff a kuple of bitties to
inspecrt ta make sure dem iz ok. She hangs up and packs her things
getting
ready to port to Mosey and MeOwies house.

Willow you and O T get things readie for a welkome to da kommunitee
pardie.
Call Harri so she kan get da fluffybutts, I means fluffycats to fix
sum
fudz."MeOwy" wrote in message


Big Mama, cud mee n MeOwy go tewdabitty hut tew seadabittiez cuz
we wunt tew udop tew uff dem.
Remembur wen we gotted winked [wookz at wach] ovur tew munthz
gnow, n
we r vury reddy tew be paruntz.

[A huge black panther leaps out of nearby palm tree and lands on the
beach near Mosey and Meowy]

Yes, I remember how well you took care of Bobqat and Mimzy. I'll
show you
to the bitty hut and introduce you to the staff kitties that take
care of
the bitties.

Big Mama

Fangyu, Big Mama. Yoo is awmoss skeery! Otay ai wil go intew da
bittie hut.
Heer ai go, mine Mosey-wink!

Oooo itz a widdl dark in heer in da hut. ai do not see enny bitties.
ai gess i posed tew cwose mine eyes. otay, i doin dat.
Oh dere iss a widdl fuzzy fing atted mine feetses, an ai heer a widdl
mew sound! Can ai opin mine eyes gnaow? Opining mine eyes...oh wook
at dis sweet widdl kweem-cullured bittie! ai wil pik hur up in my mouf
wike mine mommycat pikked minesefl up an tayk da teeny bittie tew
Mosey.

Wooky Mosey! Heer she iss, ar furst bittie! ai wil pooted hur down
between usses sew she wil be sayf.


Gud idear mai luv,


She wil be ar widdl Maizy girrl, OK mine wuff?

YeUP, hur iz fyne wiff mee mai luv. .

She sew sweet an pritty, huh? Wet's gif hur a widdl pwaktiss baff.
MeOwy, grooming their bittie.

Liddle Mayzy iz bootiful. yeUP, ai m up fur uh widdl pwaktiss baff
tew. ai fawled in sum bwak sand.... save me some water.


Meowy makes another trip into the bittie hut and emerges toting a
teensy reddish bittie by the scruff of its teeny neck.
She sets it down carefully next to the creamy-coated Mayzy in front of
Mosey, and they both groom their two new bitties.

MeOwy, mai luv, yoo dud sew gud gitting owr majikal whimsy bitties.
Dey r purrfect. ai luvs yew sew mutch n dat luv wyl git felt by Mayzy n
Tygur..
Mosey grooms Tygur furst, den dey swich pwases..'.diz iz sew nise n
sweet, innit mai luv, MeOwy...wook, dey r boff smiling.. it a int
gas...nope, dey luvz usses'. sez Mosey wook at doze sweet smiles. Dey
r majikal.


Before leaving Qat Island, Mayzy and Tygur have each been given an '
Itty Bitty-Bitty-Qat-Kit,' that contains their majikal stuff, by Big
Mama.., they say their good-byes, to the other whimsy cats and bitties,
give Big Mama a big hug, promise to send her pictures,
[they can always port back to visit Qat Island,[ that's a perk of being a
Whimsy Qat, sew no teerz] Mosey and MeOwy strap the bitties into their
speshul bitty seats, and they both sit in the back, with the kits, and
their driver will take them to their bigbig home, Mosey and MeOwy take
the kits upstairs to their bedroom, and and while MeOwy is getting them
settled, Mosey is downstairs, warming up some whimsy milk
Then, the door bell rings, and Mz Piglett and Wascal show up, to check
Mayzy and Tygur out, and MeOwy motions them up and shows them to their
room...and....then...

they all look at the sleeping, whimsy Both say, in unison, 'Dey r sew
bootiful, n kyoot tew'
.MeOwy smiles and asks Piglet and Wascal if they would like a drink..
.I have the kitty thingy on, so I, um we can hear every sound they make,
shhhhh, listen, somebody is snoring..
.they all have a good laugh and sit down and have yummy foamy lattes ...
Mosey asks, you all remember this home, with the shiny banister? As I
recall, Wascal, at a certain party we had, you landed on yer butt a few
times..waffs, we gots noo floompy pillows to land on.....how do like the
way we've fixed the house up? Booker, Ranger, Chappy, and a few other
guys came over and I gotta tell ya, it'sThe Griswalds and then some. yeUP.
MeOwy is Secretary of the Interior and she has some gud ideas about
decorating...yeUP...
*phone rings Mosey :Meowl? Oh, fanks, yeUp, dey r hoam n saownd usleep,
sure yoo kan kome ovur..wait..Hey MeOwy, yoo up fur habbing sum frendz
ovur fur uh bit? bak on da fonefingy,,,sure, c;mon ovur in ubaowt uh hour
or so,
yeUP, the porter lot has been shoveled ...see ya sune..Meowy: Who was
that? Then they here Mayzy n Tygur waking up and they all head up the
stairs... MeOwy open the bedroom door and they all look in and see..


Auntie Mimzy n Unka BobQat {dey r whimsey Qats tew n ubaowt 2 yeers old
gnow], have ported en to see da bitties
Dey boff fawl en luv wif Mayzy n Tygur hoo hab jest woke up n are yawning n
streching n wooking at dere noo suroundings..n wooking at eech uther, n den
dey start o giggle, n sai in teeny voyses. 'wee fink wee r gunna wike et
heer. We luvz owr Ma MeOwy n Pa Mosey liddle purrs kan be herd.
hai Antie n Unkle, et iz sew gud tew see yew ..fank yer fur koming..dey
sqweek. Dey den Yawn n snuggle up n go bak tew sleep.

  #25  
Old December 12th 10, 11:31 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_7_]
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Default Owr Kissamouse Partee


Me n MeOwy r gonna frow uh Kissamouse Party on da 23rd in owr bigbig hoam
n awl da
Kommunity iz inbited, da Second World Cats are inbited tew, n maybe sum uff
da whimsy cats will kome .
den yew kan meet n hold, n fuss ovur owr bootiful
whimsy bitties, Tygur. n Mayzy. Wee r boff sew en luv wif dem liddle
kyootiez. We gotted da howse awl wiff litez on da (fank yew tew awl da
guycats dat hulped]
owtside, n uh big Kissamouse twee insyde, {no tinzle] , wiff litez dat da
bittiez luv tew wook at, but unlee fur uh short tyme, et plaze moozik dat
maykes dem sleep.
We will hab lotza fudz n nip goodies, n yes, ai pilished da bannister n
gotted noo floompy pillows.
Et wull be funfun..hoap yew kan awl kome n hulp usses selebrate Kissamouse n
maybe effen ringh en da noo yeer.
Mosey
--gonna go check on Tygur n Mayzy gnow.

  #26  
Old December 14th 10, 06:35 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_7_]
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Default Bak Home Now The Bitties Hai Big Mama da loor ob da south seez



Mayzy iz uh Himmy gurlcat n Tygur iz uh orange boycat. Mosey

Piglett is beside herself with joy. Iz diz wun a boycat or gurlcat.
She knows Maggy May would be tghrilled.
:
Piglett gets excited about the new Bittie. Wascal she says into the
catafone. Klear ur skedulez, we will soon haff a kuple of bitties to
inspecrt ta make sure dem iz ok. She hangs up and packs her things
getting
ready to port to Mosey and MeOwies house.

..



Willow you and O T get things readie for a welkome to da kommunitee
pardie.
Call Harri so she kan get da fluffybutts, I means fluffycats to fix
sum
fudz."MeOwy" wrote in message


Big Mama, cud mee n MeOwy go tewdabitty hut tew seadabittiez cuz
we wunt tew udop tew uff dem.
Remembur wen we gotted winked [wookz at wach] ovur tew munthz
gnow, n
we r vury reddy tew be paruntz.

[A huge black panther leaps out of nearby palm tree and lands on the
beach near Mosey and Meowy]

Yes, I remember how well you took care of Bobqat and Mimzy. I'll
show you
to the bitty hut and introduce you to the staff kitties that take
care of
the bitties.

Big Mama

Fangyu, Big Mama. Yoo is awmoss skeery! Otay ai wil go intew da
bittie hut.
Heer ai go, mine Mosey-wink!

Oooo itz a widdl dark in heer in da hut. ai do not see enny bitties.
ai gess i posed tew cwose mine eyes. otay, i doin dat.
Oh dere iss a widdl fuzzy fing atted mine feetses, an ai heer a widdl
mew sound! Can ai opin mine eyes gnaow? Opining mine eyes...oh wook
at dis sweet widdl kweem-cullured bittie! ai wil pik hur up in my mouf
wike mine mommycat pikked minesefl up an tayk da teeny bittie tew
Mosey.

Wooky Mosey! Heer she iss, ar furst bittie! ai wil pooted hur down
between usses sew she wil be sayf.


Gud idear mai luv,


She wil be ar widdl Maizy girrl, OK mine wuff?

YeUP, hur iz fyne wiff mee mai luv. .

She sew sweet an pritty, huh? Wet's gif hur a widdl pwaktiss baff.
MeOwy, grooming their bittie.

Liddle Mayzy iz bootiful. yeUP, ai m up fur uh widdl pwaktiss baff
tew. ai fawled in sum bwak sand.... save me some water.


Meowy makes another trip into the bittie hut and emerges toting a
teensy reddish bittie by the scruff of its teeny neck.
She sets it down carefully next to the creamy-coated Mayzy in front of
Mosey, and they both groom their two new bitties.

MeOwy, mai luv, yoo dud sew gud gitting owr majikal whimsy bitties.
Dey r purrfect. ai luvs yew sew mutch n dat luv wyl git felt by Mayzy n
Tygur..
Mosey grooms Tygur furst, den dey swich pwases..'.diz iz sew nise n
sweet, innit mai luv, MeOwy...wook, dey r boff smiling.. it a int
gas...nope, dey luvz usses'. sez Mosey wook at doze sweet smiles. Dey
r majikal.


Before leaving Qat Island, Mayzy and Tygur have each been given an '
Itty Bitty-Bitty-Qat-Kit,' that contains their majikal stuff, by Big
Mama.., they say their good-byes, to the other whimsy cats and bitties,
give Big Mama a big hug, promise to send her pictures,
[they can always port back to visit Qat Island,[ that's a perk of being a
Whimsy Qat, sew no teerz] Mosey and MeOwy strap the bitties into their
speshul bitty seats, and they both sit in the back, with the kits, and
their driver will take them to their bigbig home, Mosey and MeOwy take
the kits upstairs to their bedroom, and and while MeOwy is getting them
settled, Mosey is downstairs, warming up some whimsy milk
Then, the door bell rings, and Mz Piglett and Wascal show up, to check
Mayzy and Tygur out, and MeOwy motions them up and shows them to their
room...and....then...

they all look at the sleeping, whimsy Both say, in unison, 'Dey r sew
bootiful, n kyoot tew'


Piglett meets Wascal right outside of Mosey's house.
Hi Wascal, I got Maggy May's list of fings ta check on new bitties lets go
in.
They go into the house and up the big staircase to the nursery.
Ho Bitties I iz Miz Piglet and diz iz Unkle Wascal. Wascal u hold dem
while I ways dem. Ok now lets cee, dem iz klean, ears and furr all. Dem
pearz ta be in gudgud healfth. Ok bitties u kan go bak to sleepz anna we
will ceez u later.
They go back down the steps and tell Mosey and Meowy that the bitties have
passed all the items on thu list and are pronounced in tip top shape to
join the connumity.


Mosey sez Fank yew Miz Piglett n Wascal wee uppresheate yew koming ovur n
chexing dem owt
.MeOwy smiles and asks Piglett and Wascal if they would like a drink..
.I have the kitty thingy on, so I, um we can hear every sound they make,
shhhhh, listen, somebody is snoring..
.they all have a good laugh and sit down and have yummy foamy lattes ...
Mosey asks, you all remember this home, with the shiny banister? As I
recall, Wascal, at a certain party we had, you landed on yer butt a few
times..waffs, we gots noo floompy pillows to land on.....how do like the
way we've fixed the house up? Booker, Ranger, Chappy, and a few other
guys came over and I gotta tell ya, it'sThe Griswalds and then some. yeUP.
MeOwy is Secretary of the Interior and she has some gud ideas about
decorating...yeUP...
*phone rings Mosey :Meowl? Oh, fanks, yeUp, dey r hoam n saownd usleep,
sure yoo kan kome ovur..wait..Hey MeOwy, yoo up fur habbing sum frendz
ovur fur uh bit? bak on da fonefingy,,,sure, c;mon ovur in ubaowt uh hour
or so,
yeUP, the porter lot has been shoveled ...see ya sune..Meowy: Who was
that? Then they here Mayzy n Tygur waking up and they all head up the
stairs... MeOwy open the bedroom door and they all look in and see........


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Default HULLO?? Owr Kissamouse Partee




Me n MeOwy r gonna frow uh Kissamouse Party on da 23rd in owr bigbig
hoam n awl da
Kommunity iz inbited, da Second World Cats are inbited tew, n maybe sum
uff da whimsy cats will kome .
den yew kan meet n hold, n fuss ovur owr bootiful
whimsy bitties, Tygur. n Mayzy. Wee r boff sew en luv wif dem liddle
kyootiez. We gotted da howse awl wiff litez on da (fank yew tew awl
da guycats dat hulped]
owtside, n uh big Kissamouse twee insyde, {no tinzle] , wiff litez dat da
bittiez luv tew wook at, but unlee fur uh short tyme, et plaze moozik dat
maykes dem sleep.
We will hab lotza fudz n nip goodies, n yes, ai pilished da bannister n
gotted noo floompy pillows.
Et wull be funfun..hoap yew kan awl kome n hulp usses selebrate Kissamouse
n maybe effen ringh en da noo yeer.
Mosey
--gonna go check on Tygur n Mayzy gnow.


Oh wook, dey r awake n wooking at eech uther, n giggling...MeOwy pix up
Mayzy tew feed hur, n ai pic up Tyger n gib him hiz boddle uff whimsy milk
dey brot wiff dem. dey seem happee, dunt dey, mai luv? MeOwy nodz in
ugreement.
Weel take dem daown da stayerz tew see da tree ugin..yeah. MeOwy smyles
ugin. "dey r sew kyoot"

 




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