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I lied
My comfortable TV chair broke.
I had to go to a furniture store to get a new one. I wanted a recliner but not too big, because I want to be able to move my furniture when needed without having to ask anyone for help. I tried some and the shop lady said: This one maybe? I said: Yes, but it must be wide enough for my cat to lie beside me. He likes that. Oh, said the lady, she had two cats, she said. And then you know what happened, right? Cat talk, cat talk, cat talk. What kind where they? Colour? My cat likes to sleep there and where do your cats like to sleep? What do you feed them? And so on... I bought the chair and after we had succeded to get it into my car the lady said: I really hope he likes it! Eh? Oh, my cat. Hugo Katt went to the RB three years ago. :-( I had only pretended for a bit. It is nice talking cat. I did not tell the lady. Elisabet "between cats" |
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On Jan 18, 8:21*am, "Lisa Katt" wrote:
Hugo Katt went to the RB three years ago. :-( I had only pretended for a bit. It is nice talking cat. I did not tell the lady. Elisabet "between cats" Sounds to me like you won't be "between cats" much longer :-) Lesley Slave of the Fabulous Furballs |
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"Lisa Katt" wrote in message ... My comfortable TV chair broke. I had to go to a furniture store to get a new one. I wanted a recliner but not too big, because I want to be able to move my furniture when needed without having to ask anyone for help. I tried some and the shop lady said: This one maybe? I said: Yes, but it must be wide enough for my cat to lie beside me. He likes that. Oh, said the lady, she had two cats, she said. And then you know what happened, right? Cat talk, cat talk, cat talk. What kind where they? Colour? My cat likes to sleep there and where do your cats like to sleep? What do you feed them? And so on... I bought the chair and after we had succeded to get it into my car the lady said: I really hope he likes it! Eh? Oh, my cat. Hugo Katt went to the RB three years ago. :-( I had only pretended for a bit. It is nice talking cat. I did not tell the lady. Elisabet "between cats" My monitor went a little misty. Are you ready for another? I'm sure Hugo Katt would like it if you adopted another cat. It would mean the experience was good and you'd like to repeat it. Tweed |
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"Lisa Katt" wrote in message ... My comfortable TV chair broke. I had to go to a furniture store to get a new one. I wanted a recliner but not too big, because I want to be able to move my furniture when needed without having to ask anyone for help. I tried some and the shop lady said: This one maybe? I said: Yes, but it must be wide enough for my cat to lie beside me. He likes that. Oh, said the lady, she had two cats, she said. And then you know what happened, right? Cat talk, cat talk, cat talk. What kind where they? Colour? My cat likes to sleep there and where do your cats like to sleep? What do you feed them? And so on... I bought the chair and after we had succeded to get it into my car the lady said: I really hope he likes it! Eh? Oh, my cat. Hugo Katt went to the RB three years ago. :-( I had only pretended for a bit. It is nice talking cat. I did not tell the lady. Elisabet "between cats" Not really a lie. My forty years ago tiny poodle still seems to share the sofa with me when I watch TV. Snuggles next to me on the left. Every dog or cat I've had since avoids that spot. I figure because its occupied. Jo |
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Lie, I don't think so, sounds like you are just waiting for the next one to
choose you for a slave. You "bought it", IT will come! "Lisa Katt" wrote in message ... My comfortable TV chair broke. I had to go to a furniture store to get a new one. I wanted a recliner but not too big, because I want to be able to move my furniture when needed without having to ask anyone for help. I tried some and the shop lady said: This one maybe? I said: Yes, but it must be wide enough for my cat to lie beside me. He likes that. Oh, said the lady, she had two cats, she said. And then you know what happened, right? Cat talk, cat talk, cat talk. What kind where they? Colour? My cat likes to sleep there and where do your cats like to sleep? What do you feed them? And so on... I bought the chair and after we had succeded to get it into my car the lady said: I really hope he likes it! Eh? Oh, my cat. Hugo Katt went to the RB three years ago. :-( I had only pretended for a bit. It is nice talking cat. I did not tell the lady. Elisabet "between cats" |
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On Sun, 18 Jan 2009 17:21:07 +0100, "Lisa Katt"
wrote: My comfortable TV chair broke. I had to go to a furniture store to get a new one. I wanted a recliner but not too big, because I want to be able to move my furniture when needed without having to ask anyone for help. I tried some and the shop lady said: This one maybe? I said: Yes, but it must be wide enough for my cat to lie beside me. He likes that. Oh, said the lady, she had two cats, she said. And then you know what happened, right? Cat talk, cat talk, cat talk. What kind where they? Colour? My cat likes to sleep there and where do your cats like to sleep? What do you feed them? And so on... I bought the chair and after we had succeded to get it into my car the lady said: I really hope he likes it! Eh? Oh, my cat. Hugo Katt went to the RB three years ago. :-( I had only pretended for a bit. It is nice talking cat. I did not tell the lady. Elisabet "between cats" I couldn't live that long without a cat! I hope a beautiful kitten shows up at you door, in desperate need of food, and a home, soon! See my sig! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^..^ "Life without cats would be only marginally worth living." -TC, and the unmercifully, relentlessly, sweet calico kitty, Kenzie. Every day is a treasure with Kenzie; I try to treat them that way. There will only be so many, and then there will never, ever, be any more. How you behave towards cats here below determines your status in Heaven. - Robert Heinlein |
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Lisa Katt wrote:
snippity Hugo Katt went to the RB three years ago. :-( I had only pretended for a bit. It is nice talking cat. I did not tell the lady. Elisabet "between cats" Maybe it's time to consider a new owner? I know Hugo is a hard act to follow. You might not find another cat who was willing to go to work every day. But maybe one who would like to stay at home and keep the new chair warm for you? -- Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. |
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On 2009-01-18 14:32:32 -0600, "Christina Websell"
said: "Lisa Katt" wrote in message ... My comfortable TV chair broke. I had to go to a furniture store to get a new one. I wanted a recliner but not too big, because I want to be able to move my furniture when needed without having to ask anyone for help. I tried some and the shop lady said: This one maybe? I said: Yes, but it must be wide enough for my cat to lie beside me. He likes that. Oh, said the lady, she had two cats, she said. And then you know what happened, right? Cat talk, cat talk, cat talk. What kind where they? Colour? My cat likes to sleep there and where do your cats like to sleep? What do you feed them? And so on... I bought the chair and after we had succeded to get it into my car the lady said: I really hope he likes it! Eh? Oh, my cat. Hugo Katt went to the RB three years ago. :-( I had only pretended for a bit. It is nice talking cat. I did not tell the lady. Elisabet "between cats" My monitor went a little misty. Are you ready for another? I'm sure Hugo Katt would like it if you adopted another cat. It would mean the experience was good and you'd like to repeat it. Tweed I agree. Besides, it's time to honor Hugo with a new friend who might not get a good home. Hugo would like that. |
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"Christina Websell" wrote in message
... "Lisa Katt" wrote in message ... My comfortable TV chair broke. I had to go to a furniture store to get a new one. I wanted a recliner but not too big, because I want to be able to move my furniture when needed without having to ask anyone for help. I tried some and the shop lady said: This one maybe? I said: Yes, but it must be wide enough for my cat to lie beside me. He likes that. Oh, said the lady, she had two cats, she said. And then you know what happened, right? Cat talk, cat talk, cat talk. What kind where they? Colour? My cat likes to sleep there and where do your cats like to sleep? What do you feed them? And so on... I bought the chair and after we had succeded to get it into my car the lady said: I really hope he likes it! Eh? Oh, my cat. Hugo Katt went to the RB three years ago. :-( I had only pretended for a bit. It is nice talking cat. I did not tell the lady. Elisabet "between cats" My monitor went a little misty. Are you ready for another? I'm sure Hugo Katt would like it if you adopted another cat. It would mean the experience was good and you'd like to repeat it. Tweed I agree. There is no better way to honor a lost love than to save the life of another. Hugs, CatNipped |
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