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  #1  
Old February 2nd 12, 01:58 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Trudence's day

Its early morning and the hoomins have just returned from work they come in
put their things down and da furee opens the big bedrum door... efuri cat
runs owt 'cept barbi who has appropriated a snuggly square bed and is
resting in it and even the promise of treats does not move her...

Trudi comes into the kitchen and allows each hoomin to pet her, then she
politely accepts a square of cheese so as to not offend the soft... then she
sneaks it to chester because this day she is not as hungry as usual.She
wanders to the patio door and looks out and thinks... my oh my so muc has
changed in the last two years...

firzt owrz howze getted eated by doze fire monzterz, den i meeeted and
winked jack, den we mofed furm owrz itti bitt compurtmint to diz itti bitt
howze where owrz ofur, sorta small howze wuz... it seemz dat fur sum rezun
da hoominz taked alla green stuffz furm arown da howze, we spekalee OEJ
duzint kare for diz az it keepsa birdeez away...

den mine wunnerful jack wented to da bridge ta wate fur minesef anna hizown
hoominz...

she thinks of all the wonderful times they had, rememberin danzes anna
smurglin anna wunnerful bagpipe muzik dat she oddly really likez...

Oh well itz anofur purr day, i haz gud hoominz, tolerable house mates anna
anofur purr day which akordinta softz grandpapa iz better dan not hafin
one...

she thinkz i needsa nofur nap, i shulda keeped dat cheese... she wanders
back into da small bedrum, hops ont to the bed and settles in by the furree
who haza little kowlde aniz watchin a mofee... trudi thinkz i know i haz
seed diz mofee befur... oh well good time fur mine nap... and she driftz off
dreaming of jack and almost hearing those bagpipes

Mean while, chester is staring out the back patio door waitin fur kittees ta
arrife, he suddenlythinkz, hey waita minute... he calls willow onna
cataphone...

I juzt remfured der iza door to da owt inna big bedrum, change doze
koridnates to der so we can sneak in a bit qweeter, he ahangz up and mofez
to da big bedrum ta wate


  #2  
Old February 2nd 12, 02:09 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Default Trudence's day

Willow noifies everycat to arrive by the master bedrum. All the porters
arrive and line up in the back where the grass has all been killed off by
the builders. Ranger kan u get da tu bag piperz in da font to play happi
birfday as we goez in? After all arive she signals Chester and he pushes
down on the door handle and swings the door wide open.mmShe smiles at
Chester as he leads the way.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

Its early morning and the hoomins have just returned from work they come in
put their things down and da furee opens the big bedrum door... efuri cat
runs owt 'cept barbi who has appropriated a snuggly square bed and is
resting in it and even the promise of treats does not move her...

Trudi comes into the kitchen and allows each hoomin to pet her, then she
politely accepts a square of cheese so as to not offend the soft... then she
sneaks it to chester because this day she is not as hungry as usual.She
wanders to the patio door and looks out and thinks... my oh my so muc has
changed in the last two years...

firzt owrz howze getted eated by doze fire monzterz, den i meeeted and
winked jack, den we mofed furm owrz itti bitt compurtmint to diz itti bitt
howze where owrz ofur, sorta small howze wuz... it seemz dat fur sum rezun
da hoominz taked alla green stuffz furm arown da howze, we spekalee OEJ
duzint kare for diz az it keepsa birdeez away...

den mine wunnerful jack wented to da bridge ta wate fur minesef anna hizown
hoominz...

she thinks of all the wonderful times they had, rememberin danzes anna
smurglin anna wunnerful bagpipe muzik dat she oddly really likez...

Oh well itz anofur purr day, i haz gud hoominz, tolerable house mates anna
anofur purr day which akordinta softz grandpapa iz better dan not hafin
one...

she thinkz i needsa nofur nap, i shulda keeped dat cheese... she wanders
back into da small bedrum, hops ont to the bed and settles in by the furree
who haza little kowlde aniz watchin a mofee... trudi thinkz i know i haz
seed diz mofee befur... oh well good time fur mine nap... and she driftz off
dreaming of jack and almost hearing those bagpipes

Mean while, chester is staring out the back patio door waitin fur kittees ta
arrife, he suddenlythinkz, hey waita minute... he calls willow onna
cataphone...

I juzt remfured der iza door to da owt inna big bedrum, change doze
koridnates to der so we can sneak in a bit qweeter, he ahangz up and mofez
to da big bedrum ta wate

  #3  
Old February 2nd 12, 02:15 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Trudence's day

trudi wakes with a start furm herown nap thinkin she haz lozt herown mind
she runs qweetlee into the big bedrum leafin da furee asleep anna soft inna
kitchum to see what she thinkz she hears, she was dreaming of jack and
"thought" she heard bagpipes pwain a round offa happee purr day... when she
gets into the big bedrum she is shocked to se herown howze mates anna mozt
of da catmunitee der sayin surpirze... chester steps behind her anna qweetl
klozes da sda door so da hoominz duzint hear
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow noifies everycat to arrive by the master bedrum. All the porters
arrive and line up in the back where the grass has all been killed off by
the builders. Ranger kan u get da tu bag piperz in da font to play happi
birfday as we goez in? After all arive she signals Chester and he pushes
down on the door handle and swings the door wide open.mmShe smiles at
Chester as he leads the way.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

Its early morning and the hoomins have just returned from work they come
in
put their things down and da furee opens the big bedrum door... efuri cat
runs owt 'cept barbi who has appropriated a snuggly square bed and is
resting in it and even the promise of treats does not move her...

Trudi comes into the kitchen and allows each hoomin to pet her, then she
politely accepts a square of cheese so as to not offend the soft... then
she
sneaks it to chester because this day she is not as hungry as usual.She
wanders to the patio door and looks out and thinks... my oh my so muc has
changed in the last two years...

firzt owrz howze getted eated by doze fire monzterz, den i meeeted and
winked jack, den we mofed furm owrz itti bitt compurtmint to diz itti bitt
howze where owrz ofur, sorta small howze wuz... it seemz dat fur sum rezun
da hoominz taked alla green stuffz furm arown da howze, we spekalee OEJ
duzint kare for diz az it keepsa birdeez away...

den mine wunnerful jack wented to da bridge ta wate fur minesef anna
hizown
hoominz...

she thinks of all the wonderful times they had, rememberin danzes anna
smurglin anna wunnerful bagpipe muzik dat she oddly really likez...

Oh well itz anofur purr day, i haz gud hoominz, tolerable house mates anna
anofur purr day which akordinta softz grandpapa iz better dan not hafin
one...

she thinkz i needsa nofur nap, i shulda keeped dat cheese... she wanders
back into da small bedrum, hops ont to the bed and settles in by the
furree
who haza little kowlde aniz watchin a mofee... trudi thinkz i know i haz
seed diz mofee befur... oh well good time fur mine nap... and she driftz
off
dreaming of jack and almost hearing those bagpipes

Mean while, chester is staring out the back patio door waitin fur kittees
ta
arrife, he suddenlythinkz, hey waita minute... he calls willow onna
cataphone...

I juzt remfured der iza door to da owt inna big bedrum, change doze
koridnates to der so we can sneak in a bit qweeter, he ahangz up and mofez
to da big bedrum ta wate



  #4  
Old February 2nd 12, 02:30 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Default Trudence's day

Willow hugs her riend. We uz gonna kum I da slidink dorz but da orchestra
iz set up dere to play quiet musik for u diz effenink. Dere ix sidink racs
ta b had anna zoomie racez. See all d fudz fluffykits haz made fur da dai.

She looks over as the purdi cats line up in front of the bag pipers ready to
lead the group I a rousing version of happy purr day.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

trudi wakes with a start furm herown nap thinkin she haz lozt herown mind
she runs qweetlee into the big bedrum leafin da furee asleep anna soft inna
kitchum to see what she thinkz she hears, she was dreaming of jack and
"thought" she heard bagpipes pwain a round offa happee purr day... when she
gets into the big bedrum she is shocked to se herown howze mates anna mozt
of da catmunitee der sayin surpirze... chester steps behind her anna qweetl
klozes da sda door so da hoominz duzint hear
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow noifies everycat to arrive by the master bedrum. All the porters
arrive and line up in the back where the grass has all been killed off by
the builders. Ranger kan u get da tu bag piperz in da font to play happi
birfday as we goez in? After all arive she signals Chester and he pushes
down on the door handle and swings the door wide open.mmShe smiles at
Chester as he leads the way.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

Its early morning and the hoomins have just returned from work they come
in
put their things down and da furee opens the big bedrum door... efuri cat
runs owt 'cept barbi who has appropriated a snuggly square bed and is
resting in it and even the promise of treats does not move her...

Trudi comes into the kitchen and allows each hoomin to pet her, then she
politely accepts a square of cheese so as to not offend the soft... then
she
sneaks it to chester because this day she is not as hungry as usual.She
wanders to the patio door and looks out and thinks... my oh my so muc has
changed in the last two years...

firzt owrz howze getted eated by doze fire monzterz, den i meeeted and
winked jack, den we mofed furm owrz itti bitt compurtmint to diz itti bitt
howze where owrz ofur, sorta small howze wuz... it seemz dat fur sum rezun
da hoominz taked alla green stuffz furm arown da howze, we spekalee OEJ
duzint kare for diz az it keepsa birdeez away...

den mine wunnerful jack wented to da bridge ta wate fur minesef anna
hizown
hoominz...

she thinks of all the wonderful times they had, rememberin danzes anna
smurglin anna wunnerful bagpipe muzik dat she oddly really likez...

Oh well itz anofur purr day, i haz gud hoominz, tolerable house mates anna
anofur purr day which akordinta softz grandpapa iz better dan not hafin
one...

she thinkz i needsa nofur nap, i shulda keeped dat cheese... she wanders
back into da small bedrum, hops ont to the bed and settles in by the
furree
who haza little kowlde aniz watchin a mofee... trudi thinkz i know i haz
seed diz mofee befur... oh well good time fur mine nap... and she driftz
off
dreaming of jack and almost hearing those bagpipes

Mean while, chester is staring out the back patio door waitin fur kittees
ta
arrife, he suddenlythinkz, hey waita minute... he calls willow onna
cataphone...

I juzt remfured der iza door to da owt inna big bedrum, change doze
koridnates to der so we can sneak in a bit qweeter, he ahangz up and mofez
to da big bedrum ta wate


  #5  
Old February 2nd 12, 07:35 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
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Default Trudence's day


Happi Purrdai tew yew sings Mosey, Meowy, owr wee bitties, Tygur n Mayzy,
PookyKat, Sqweex, Pipps, BobQat n Mimzy wiff da bagpipes
Mai yew hab minny moar. yeUP

Willow hugs her riend. We uz gonna kum I da slidink dorz but da orchestra
iz set up dere to play quiet musik for u diz effenink. Dere ix sidink racs
ta b had anna zoomie racez. See all d fudz fluffykits haz made fur da dai.

She looks over as the purdi cats line up in front of the bag pipers ready to
lead the group I a rousing version of happy purr day.

trudi wakes with a start furm herown nap thinkin she haz lozt herown mind
she runs qweetlee into the big bedrum leafin da furee asleep anna soft inna
kitchum to see what she thinkz she hears, she was dreaming of jack and
"thought" she heard bagpipes pwain a round offa happee purr day... when she
gets into the big bedrum she is shocked to se herown howze mates anna mozt
of da catmunitee der sayin surpirze... chester steps behind her anna qweetl
klozes da sda door so da hoominz duzint hear
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow noifies everycat to arrive by the master bedrum. All the porters
arrive and line up in the back where the grass has all been killed off by
the builders. Ranger kan u get da tu bag piperz in da font to play happi
birfday as we goez in? After all arive she signals Chester and he pushes
down on the door handle and swings the door wide open.mmShe smiles at
Chester as he leads the way.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

Its early morning and the hoomins have just returned from work they come
in
put their things down and da furee opens the big bedrum door... efuri cat
runs owt 'cept barbi who has appropriated a snuggly square bed and is
resting in it and even the promise of treats does not move her...

Trudi comes into the kitchen and allows each hoomin to pet her, then she
politely accepts a square of cheese so as to not offend the soft... then
she
sneaks it to chester because this day she is not as hungry as usual.She
wanders to the patio door and looks out and thinks... my oh my so muc has
changed in the last two years...

firzt owrz howze getted eated by doze fire monzterz, den i meeeted and
winked jack, den we mofed furm owrz itti bitt compurtmint to diz itti bitt
howze where owrz ofur, sorta small howze wuz... it seemz dat fur sum rezun
da hoominz taked alla green stuffz furm arown da howze, we spekalee OEJ
duzint kare for diz az it keepsa birdeez away...

den mine wunnerful jack wented to da bridge ta wate fur minesef anna
hizown
hoominz...

she thinks of all the wonderful times they had, rememberin danzes anna
smurglin anna wunnerful bagpipe muzik dat she oddly really likez...

Oh well itz anofur purr day, i haz gud hoominz, tolerable house mates anna
anofur purr day which akordinta softz grandpapa iz better dan not hafin
one...

she thinkz i needsa nofur nap, i shulda keeped dat cheese... she wanders
back into da small bedrum, hops ont to the bed and settles in by the
furree
who haza little kowlde aniz watchin a mofee... trudi thinkz i know i haz
seed diz mofee befur... oh well good time fur mine nap... and she driftz
off
dreaming of jack and almost hearing those bagpipes

Mean while, chester is staring out the back patio door waitin fur kittees
ta
arrife, he suddenlythinkz, hey waita minute... he calls willow onna
cataphone...

I juzt remfured der iza door to da owt inna big bedrum, change doze
koridnates to der so we can sneak in a bit qweeter, he ahangz up and mofez
to da big bedrum ta wate


  #6  
Old February 2nd 12, 03:42 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Amelia T Cat
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Default Trudence's day

On Wed, 01 Feb 2012 22:35:20 -0800, Mosey =^..^= wrote:

Happi Purrdai tew yew sings Mosey, Meowy, owr wee bitties, Tygur n
Mayzy, PookyKat, Sqweex, Pipps, BobQat n Mimzy wiff da bagpipes Mai
yew hab minny moar. yeUP


[Between the bag pipes, rocks, guitars, piano, cello, wind chimes, and
other instruments the Community Orchestra produces quite a ruckus. The
group singing "Happy Birthday" is quite - errrmm, memorable - and is
followed by Wascal leading the group in "Scotland the Brave", Ranger
leading a round of something that nobody can quite identify, but all take
part in, then the orcatstra starts taking requests. The only request they
don't honor is the one to please stop playing.]

Happy Purrday, Trudi!

Amelia

  #7  
Old February 2nd 12, 04:00 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Posts: 1,164
Default Trudence's day

Willow puts her paws ofver heown ears. Diz will neffer du, neffer,neffer.
Dat dog hind diz houze dat alwayz howls at trainz, when dem goez by is
rasink quite a fuss and two ofther dogz haz joined in. Some of deze cats
iznt 2 bad but az a hole diz wont du. We needs some luffy musik 4 Trudi.
Her nervez won't take muchez of diz. Willow sofly goes by he bedrum door to
see if unkle furry iz still sleepink. She hears something kin to a buzz saw
and knows he is.

"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message ...

On Wed, 01 Feb 2012 22:35:20 -0800, Mosey =^..^= wrote:

Happi Purrdai tew yew sings Mosey, Meowy, owr wee bitties, Tygur n
Mayzy, PookyKat, Sqweex, Pipps, BobQat n Mimzy wiff da bagpipes Mai
yew hab minny moar. yeUP


[Between the bag pipes, rocks, guitars, piano, cello, wind chimes, and
other instruments the Community Orchestra produces quite a ruckus. The
group singing "Happy Birthday" is quite - errrmm, memorable - and is
followed by Wascal leading the group in "Scotland the Brave", Ranger
leading a round of something that nobody can quite identify, but all take
part in, then the orcatstra starts taking requests. The only request they
don't honor is the one to please stop playing.]

Happy Purrday, Trudi!

Amelia

  #8  
Old February 2nd 12, 04:30 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Default Trudence's day

Booker joinz in slighty (well a bit more dan slightly) off tune. Chappy
an Snowflake aktually sound pretty gud az de all wish Trudi a happy
purrday an mani more.

On 2/2/2012 7:00 AM, Gramby wrote:
Willow puts her paws ofver heown ears. Diz will neffer du,
neffer,neffer. Dat dog hind diz houze dat alwayz howls at trainz, when
dem goez by is rasink quite a fuss and two ofther dogz haz joined in.
Some of deze cats iznt 2 bad but az a hole diz wont du. We needs some
luffy musik 4 Trudi. Her nervez won't take muchez of diz. Willow sofly
goes by he bedrum door to see if unkle furry iz still sleepink. She
hears something kin to a buzz saw and knows he is.

"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message ...

On Wed, 01 Feb 2012 22:35:20 -0800, Mosey =^..^= wrote:

Happi Purrdai tew yew sings Mosey, Meowy, owr wee bitties, Tygur n
Mayzy, PookyKat, Sqweex, Pipps, BobQat n Mimzy wiff da bagpipes Mai
yew hab minny moar. yeUP


[Between the bag pipes, rocks, guitars, piano, cello, wind chimes, and
other instruments the Community Orchestra produces quite a ruckus. The
group singing "Happy Birthday" is quite - errrmm, memorable - and is
followed by Wascal leading the group in "Scotland the Brave", Ranger
leading a round of something that nobody can quite identify, but all take
part in, then the orcatstra starts taking requests. The only request they
don't honor is the one to please stop playing.]

Happy Purrday, Trudi!

Amelia

  #9  
Old February 2nd 12, 05:10 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
Default Trudence's day

trudi smiles and returnz da hugz, she is so veree tuched dat herown furndz
refmured herown purr day... diz iz juzt wunnerful, i iz mozt happe ta haf
alla ursefz fur furndz, trudi
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow hugs her riend. We uz gonna kum I da slidink dorz but da orchestra
iz set up dere to play quiet musik for u diz effenink. Dere ix sidink
racs ta b had anna zoomie racez. See all d fudz fluffykits haz made fur
da dai.

She looks over as the purdi cats line up in front of the bag pipers ready
to lead the group I a rousing version of happy purr day.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

trudi wakes with a start furm herown nap thinkin she haz lozt herown mind
she runs qweetlee into the big bedrum leafin da furee asleep anna soft
inna
kitchum to see what she thinkz she hears, she was dreaming of jack and
"thought" she heard bagpipes pwain a round offa happee purr day... when
she
gets into the big bedrum she is shocked to se herown howze mates anna mozt
of da catmunitee der sayin surpirze... chester steps behind her anna
qweetl
klozes da sda door so da hoominz duzint hear
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow noifies everycat to arrive by the master bedrum. All the porters
arrive and line up in the back where the grass has all been killed off by
the builders. Ranger kan u get da tu bag piperz in da font to play happi
birfday as we goez in? After all arive she signals Chester and he pushes
down on the door handle and swings the door wide open.mmShe smiles at
Chester as he leads the way.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

Its early morning and the hoomins have just returned from work they come
in
put their things down and da furee opens the big bedrum door... efuri cat
runs owt 'cept barbi who has appropriated a snuggly square bed and is
resting in it and even the promise of treats does not move her...

Trudi comes into the kitchen and allows each hoomin to pet her, then she
politely accepts a square of cheese so as to not offend the soft... then
she
sneaks it to chester because this day she is not as hungry as usual.She
wanders to the patio door and looks out and thinks... my oh my so muc has
changed in the last two years...

firzt owrz howze getted eated by doze fire monzterz, den i meeeted and
winked jack, den we mofed furm owrz itti bitt compurtmint to diz itti
bitt
howze where owrz ofur, sorta small howze wuz... it seemz dat fur sum
rezun
da hoominz taked alla green stuffz furm arown da howze, we spekalee OEJ
duzint kare for diz az it keepsa birdeez away...

den mine wunnerful jack wented to da bridge ta wate fur minesef anna
hizown
hoominz...

she thinks of all the wonderful times they had, rememberin danzes anna
smurglin anna wunnerful bagpipe muzik dat she oddly really likez...

Oh well itz anofur purr day, i haz gud hoominz, tolerable house mates
anna
anofur purr day which akordinta softz grandpapa iz better dan not hafin
one...

she thinkz i needsa nofur nap, i shulda keeped dat cheese... she wanders
back into da small bedrum, hops ont to the bed and settles in by the
furree
who haza little kowlde aniz watchin a mofee... trudi thinkz i know i haz
seed diz mofee befur... oh well good time fur mine nap... and she driftz
off
dreaming of jack and almost hearing those bagpipes

Mean while, chester is staring out the back patio door waitin fur kittees
ta
arrife, he suddenlythinkz, hey waita minute... he calls willow onna
cataphone...

I juzt remfured der iza door to da owt inna big bedrum, change doze
koridnates to der so we can sneak in a bit qweeter, he ahangz up and
mofez
to da big bedrum ta wate




  #10  
Old February 2nd 12, 05:11 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
Default Trudence's day

fang ursef, i wuz a little mopey but now dat iz all gone, trudi
"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 01 Feb 2012 22:35:20 -0800, Mosey =^..^= wrote:

Happi Purrdai tew yew sings Mosey, Meowy, owr wee bitties, Tygur n
Mayzy, PookyKat, Sqweex, Pipps, BobQat n Mimzy wiff da bagpipes Mai
yew hab minny moar. yeUP


[Between the bag pipes, rocks, guitars, piano, cello, wind chimes, and
other instruments the Community Orchestra produces quite a ruckus. The
group singing "Happy Birthday" is quite - errrmm, memorable - and is
followed by Wascal leading the group in "Scotland the Brave", Ranger
leading a round of something that nobody can quite identify, but all take
part in, then the orcatstra starts taking requests. The only request they
don't honor is the one to please stop playing.]

Happy Purrday, Trudi!

Amelia



 




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