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Jellicle Ball: Tiger Have You Seen Jasmine?



 
 
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Old October 8th 06, 09:47 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Jellicle Ball: Tiger Have You Seen Jasmine?

(Bobcat still sipping Tiger's mint tea. Spots Tiger ). " Tiger, have
you seen Jasmine?? I need to talk to her before the sun rises. She has
to take under her wonderful paws next year my new kittens Phantom and
Misty. BTW your mint tea is furry good. So good in fact I think I'll
have just a wee bit more before I try to figure out HOW I'M GOING TO
GET HOME ( I know: the teleporter ) A least I have some idea this time
how to do it. Rome is a nice place to be, but if you REALLY want to
roam you need to go out west to Tucson, AZ.

Bobcat

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Old October 8th 06, 02:15 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Jellicle Ball: Tiger Have You Seen Jasmine?

da lazt time i seed Jazmine her wuz danzin wif oneof herown sonz. she iz a
gudmomcat so yourown kittenz willz be fine wif hersef next yearz anna dey
will be one so dey iz owlde enuf at dat timeta 'tend on deir own...

diz tea iz gud, ifin you goez to a fanci healthi fud store azk fur nip and
mint tea, some of dem sellz it togefur sometimez you hazta buyit sepurrate
anna brew to bagz togefur.

somecat willz hep you reajust yourown porter so purrhapz you kan get home
wifa less painful ride, Tiger
wrote in message
ups.com...
(Bobcat still sipping Tiger's mint tea. Spots Tiger ). " Tiger, have
you seen Jasmine?? I need to talk to her before the sun rises. She has
to take under her wonderful paws next year my new kittens Phantom and
Misty. BTW your mint tea is furry good. So good in fact I think I'll
have just a wee bit more before I try to figure out HOW I'M GOING TO
GET HOME ( I know: the teleporter ) A least I have some idea this time
how to do it. Rome is a nice place to be, but if you REALLY want to
roam you need to go out west to Tucson, AZ.

Bobcat



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Old October 9th 06, 12:34 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meeee
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Default Jellicle Ball: Tiger Have You Seen Jasmine?

Hello bobcat, heer i am, did you want to talk to me??

A matronly orange tabby walks boldly up to the hoomin, tipping her head back
to look enquiringly into his face with large golden eyes.
wrote in message
ups.com...
(Bobcat still sipping Tiger's mint tea. Spots Tiger ). " Tiger, have
you seen Jasmine?? I need to talk to her before the sun rises. She has
to take under her wonderful paws next year my new kittens Phantom and
Misty. BTW your mint tea is furry good. So good in fact I think I'll
have just a wee bit more before I try to figure out HOW I'M GOING TO
GET HOME ( I know: the teleporter ) A least I have some idea this time
how to do it. Rome is a nice place to be, but if you REALLY want to
roam you need to go out west to Tucson, AZ.

Bobcat



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Old October 9th 06, 09:13 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Jellicle Ball: Tiger Have You Seen Jasmine?

Jasmine!!! I was just on my way to the teleporter. The sun is rising
and I have had a WONDERFUL time, but I'll see you again next year at
the first full moon in October, to entrust you with my new charges. You
might want to ask -- purrrr -- really nicely if Tiger, of the wonderful
mint tea, would give you a paw next year. The male's name will be
Phantom, and the female's name will be Misty -- Good names for a pair
of Black cats, yes?? I'll be in touch via pee-mail once the two of them
have arrived. Thank you for all your hard work and loving care. Well it
is time to get back to Tucson, AZ. I have a Service D*G wondering where
I am I'm sure.

With that Bobcat gives the matronly orange tabby with the orange eyes a
nice eye wink, a huge purrrr, and several body strokes, and heads off
for his teleporter. Bonnie would be pleased to know that that the
Jellicle Ball has passed into good paws.

Bobcat

meeee wrote:
Hello bobcat, heer i am, did you want to talk to me??

A matronly orange tabby walks boldly up to the hoomin, tipping her head back
to look enquiringly into his face with large golden eyes.
wrote in message
ups.com...
(Bobcat still sipping Tiger's mint tea. Spots Tiger ). " Tiger, have
you seen Jasmine?? I need to talk to her before the sun rises. She has
to take under her wonderful paws next year my new kittens Phantom and
Misty. BTW your mint tea is furry good. So good in fact I think I'll
have just a wee bit more before I try to figure out HOW I'M GOING TO
GET HOME ( I know: the teleporter ) A least I have some idea this time
how to do it. Rome is a nice place to be, but if you REALLY want to
roam you need to go out west to Tucson, AZ.

Bobcat


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Old October 9th 06, 05:10 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat
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Default Jellicle Ball: Tiger Have You Seen Jasmine?

On Mon, 09 Oct 2006 01:13:40 -0700, swbobcat wrote:

Jasmine!!! I was just on my way to the teleporter. The sun is rising
and I have had a WONDERFUL time, but I'll see you again next year at
the first full moon in October, to entrust you with my new charges. You
might want to ask -- purrrr -- really nicely if Tiger, of the wonderful
mint tea, would give you a paw next year. The male's name will be
Phantom, and the female's name will be Misty -- Good names for a pair
of Black cats, yes?? I'll be in touch via pee-mail once the two of them
have arrived. Thank you for all your hard work and loving care. Well it
is time to get back to Tucson, AZ. I have a Service D*G wondering where
I am I'm sure.


Don't be in too much of a hurry, hoomin. Cats are magical creatures, and
when large numbers of us gather together the normal rules of space and
time bend to our wills. Time slows down for us when we are gathered
together, to the point that one evening in catspace sometimes lasts for a
week or more in hoominspace. So though your hoomin timepiece might say
you've been here for hours, when you return to hoominspace your service
dog will probably think you've only been gone a couple minutes.

Cleopatra

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Old October 9th 06, 10:29 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meeee
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Default Jellicle Ball: Tiger Have You Seen Jasmine?

Purrrp enny tyme bobcat!! I will also ask tiger for help.
Jasmine, whoo luvs adorayshun of hoomins
wrote in message
oups.com...
Jasmine!!! I was just on my way to the teleporter. The sun is rising
and I have had a WONDERFUL time, but I'll see you again next year at
the first full moon in October, to entrust you with my new charges. You
might want to ask -- purrrr -- really nicely if Tiger, of the wonderful
mint tea, would give you a paw next year. The male's name will be
Phantom, and the female's name will be Misty -- Good names for a pair
of Black cats, yes?? I'll be in touch via pee-mail once the two of them
have arrived. Thank you for all your hard work and loving care. Well it
is time to get back to Tucson, AZ. I have a Service D*G wondering where
I am I'm sure.

With that Bobcat gives the matronly orange tabby with the orange eyes a
nice eye wink, a huge purrrr, and several body strokes, and heads off
for his teleporter. Bonnie would be pleased to know that that the
Jellicle Ball has passed into good paws.

Bobcat

meeee wrote:
Hello bobcat, heer i am, did you want to talk to me??

A matronly orange tabby walks boldly up to the hoomin, tipping her head
back
to look enquiringly into his face with large golden eyes.
wrote in message
ups.com...
(Bobcat still sipping Tiger's mint tea. Spots Tiger ). " Tiger, have
you seen Jasmine?? I need to talk to her before the sun rises. She has
to take under her wonderful paws next year my new kittens Phantom and
Misty. BTW your mint tea is furry good. So good in fact I think I'll
have just a wee bit more before I try to figure out HOW I'M GOING TO
GET HOME ( I know: the teleporter ) A least I have some idea this time
how to do it. Rome is a nice place to be, but if you REALLY want to
roam you need to go out west to Tucson, AZ.

Bobcat




  #7  
Old October 10th 06, 12:54 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Jellicle Ball: Tiger Have You Seen Jasmine?

I izunt gud wif kittenz butted TV iz anna i iz sure he willz hep
yourownsefz, Tiger, glad chester is at hiz howze fur stormmee
meeee wrote in message
...
Purrrp enny tyme bobcat!! I will also ask tiger for help.
Jasmine, whoo luvs adorayshun of hoomins
wrote in message
oups.com...
Jasmine!!! I was just on my way to the teleporter. The sun is rising
and I have had a WONDERFUL time, but I'll see you again next year at
the first full moon in October, to entrust you with my new charges. You
might want to ask -- purrrr -- really nicely if Tiger, of the wonderful
mint tea, would give you a paw next year. The male's name will be
Phantom, and the female's name will be Misty -- Good names for a pair
of Black cats, yes?? I'll be in touch via pee-mail once the two of them
have arrived. Thank you for all your hard work and loving care. Well it
is time to get back to Tucson, AZ. I have a Service D*G wondering where
I am I'm sure.

With that Bobcat gives the matronly orange tabby with the orange eyes a
nice eye wink, a huge purrrr, and several body strokes, and heads off
for his teleporter. Bonnie would be pleased to know that that the
Jellicle Ball has passed into good paws.

Bobcat

meeee wrote:
Hello bobcat, heer i am, did you want to talk to me??

A matronly orange tabby walks boldly up to the hoomin, tipping her head
back
to look enquiringly into his face with large golden eyes.
wrote in message
ups.com...
(Bobcat still sipping Tiger's mint tea. Spots Tiger ). " Tiger, have
you seen Jasmine?? I need to talk to her before the sun rises. She

has
to take under her wonderful paws next year my new kittens Phantom and
Misty. BTW your mint tea is furry good. So good in fact I think I'll
have just a wee bit more before I try to figure out HOW I'M GOING TO
GET HOME ( I know: the teleporter ) A least I have some idea this

time
how to do it. Rome is a nice place to be, but if you REALLY want to
roam you need to go out west to Tucson, AZ.

Bobcat






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Old October 12th 06, 03:51 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Julie Porter
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Default Jellicle Ball: Tiger Have You Seen Jasmine?

Chester is a furry responsibble catt.

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I izunt gud wif kittenz butted TV iz anna i iz sure he willz hep
yourownsefz, Tiger, glad chester is at hiz howze fur stormmee
meeee wrote in message
...
Purrrp enny tyme bobcat!! I will also ask tiger for help.
Jasmine, whoo luvs adorayshun of hoomins
wrote in message
oups.com...
Jasmine!!! I was just on my way to the teleporter. The sun is

rising
and I have had a WONDERFUL time, but I'll see you again next year

at
the first full moon in October, to entrust you with my new

charges. You
might want to ask -- purrrr -- really nicely if Tiger, of the

wonderful
mint tea, would give you a paw next year. The male's name will be
Phantom, and the female's name will be Misty -- Good names for a

pair
of Black cats, yes?? I'll be in touch via pee-mail once the two of

them
have arrived. Thank you for all your hard work and loving care.

Well it
is time to get back to Tucson, AZ. I have a Service D*G wondering

where
I am I'm sure.

With that Bobcat gives the matronly orange tabby with the orange

eyes a
nice eye wink, a huge purrrr, and several body strokes, and heads

off
for his teleporter. Bonnie would be pleased to know that that the
Jellicle Ball has passed into good paws.

Bobcat

meeee wrote:
Hello bobcat, heer i am, did you want to talk to me??

A matronly orange tabby walks boldly up to the hoomin, tipping

her head
back
to look enquiringly into his face with large golden eyes.
wrote in message
ups.com...
(Bobcat still sipping Tiger's mint tea. Spots Tiger ). " Tiger,

have
you seen Jasmine?? I need to talk to her before the sun rises.

She
has
to take under her wonderful paws next year my new kittens

Phantom and
Misty. BTW your mint tea is furry good. So good in fact I think

I'll
have just a wee bit more before I try to figure out HOW I'M

GOING TO
GET HOME ( I know: the teleporter ) A least I have some idea

this
time
how to do it. Rome is a nice place to be, but if you REALLY

want to
roam you need to go out west to Tucson, AZ.

Bobcat








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Old October 13th 06, 12:43 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meeee
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Default Jellicle Ball: Tiger Have You Seen Jasmine?

Okay, well if chester wud lyke tu help me wiffa kittens next yeer that wud
be grate.
Jasmeen, releeeved
"Julie Porter" wrote in message
nk.net...
Chester is a furry responsibble catt.

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I izunt gud wif kittenz butted TV iz anna i iz sure he willz hep
yourownsefz, Tiger, glad chester is at hiz howze fur stormmee
meeee wrote in message
...
Purrrp enny tyme bobcat!! I will also ask tiger for help.
Jasmine, whoo luvs adorayshun of hoomins
wrote in message
oups.com...
Jasmine!!! I was just on my way to the teleporter. The sun is

rising
and I have had a WONDERFUL time, but I'll see you again next year

at
the first full moon in October, to entrust you with my new

charges. You
might want to ask -- purrrr -- really nicely if Tiger, of the

wonderful
mint tea, would give you a paw next year. The male's name will be
Phantom, and the female's name will be Misty -- Good names for a

pair
of Black cats, yes?? I'll be in touch via pee-mail once the two of

them
have arrived. Thank you for all your hard work and loving care.

Well it
is time to get back to Tucson, AZ. I have a Service D*G wondering

where
I am I'm sure.

With that Bobcat gives the matronly orange tabby with the orange

eyes a
nice eye wink, a huge purrrr, and several body strokes, and heads

off
for his teleporter. Bonnie would be pleased to know that that the
Jellicle Ball has passed into good paws.

Bobcat

meeee wrote:
Hello bobcat, heer i am, did you want to talk to me??

A matronly orange tabby walks boldly up to the hoomin, tipping

her head
back
to look enquiringly into his face with large golden eyes.
wrote in message
ups.com...
(Bobcat still sipping Tiger's mint tea. Spots Tiger ). " Tiger,

have
you seen Jasmine?? I need to talk to her before the sun rises.

She
has
to take under her wonderful paws next year my new kittens

Phantom and
Misty. BTW your mint tea is furry good. So good in fact I think

I'll
have just a wee bit more before I try to figure out HOW I'M

GOING TO
GET HOME ( I know: the teleporter ) A least I have some idea

this
time
how to do it. Rome is a nice place to be, but if you REALLY

want to
roam you need to go out west to Tucson, AZ.

Bobcat










  #10  
Old October 16th 06, 10:07 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default Jellicle Ball: Tiger Have You Seen Jasmine?

*chester blushes deeply and says nothing*
Julie Porter wrote in message
nk.net...
Chester is a furry responsibble catt.

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I izunt gud wif kittenz butted TV iz anna i iz sure he willz hep
yourownsefz, Tiger, glad chester is at hiz howze fur stormmee
meeee wrote in message
...
Purrrp enny tyme bobcat!! I will also ask tiger for help.
Jasmine, whoo luvs adorayshun of hoomins
wrote in message
oups.com...
Jasmine!!! I was just on my way to the teleporter. The sun is

rising
and I have had a WONDERFUL time, but I'll see you again next year

at
the first full moon in October, to entrust you with my new

charges. You
might want to ask -- purrrr -- really nicely if Tiger, of the

wonderful
mint tea, would give you a paw next year. The male's name will be
Phantom, and the female's name will be Misty -- Good names for a

pair
of Black cats, yes?? I'll be in touch via pee-mail once the two of

them
have arrived. Thank you for all your hard work and loving care.

Well it
is time to get back to Tucson, AZ. I have a Service D*G wondering

where
I am I'm sure.

With that Bobcat gives the matronly orange tabby with the orange

eyes a
nice eye wink, a huge purrrr, and several body strokes, and heads

off
for his teleporter. Bonnie would be pleased to know that that the
Jellicle Ball has passed into good paws.

Bobcat

meeee wrote:
Hello bobcat, heer i am, did you want to talk to me??

A matronly orange tabby walks boldly up to the hoomin, tipping

her head
back
to look enquiringly into his face with large golden eyes.
wrote in message
ups.com...
(Bobcat still sipping Tiger's mint tea. Spots Tiger ). " Tiger,

have
you seen Jasmine?? I need to talk to her before the sun rises.

She
has
to take under her wonderful paws next year my new kittens

Phantom and
Misty. BTW your mint tea is furry good. So good in fact I think

I'll
have just a wee bit more before I try to figure out HOW I'M

GOING TO
GET HOME ( I know: the teleporter ) A least I have some idea

this
time
how to do it. Rome is a nice place to be, but if you REALLY

want to
roam you need to go out west to Tucson, AZ.

Bobcat










 




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