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hummph!! Jasmeen is NOT FURRY HEPPY!!
Hsssspitttz!! exkews da bad langwidge, but my hoomin is bein furry
unpleassant to minownself lately. I is not allowed owtsides anymores, i gets the insiderain when i effen lookz near the door, i am forced to eatz disgistin fudz, anna the rum she fixd fur me? I am loked in effery nite...meowmi said sumfin bout kitties not bein borned in the clofes cuppords...well reeely! I should be able to haf mine kittens whereffer i wants too!! An if I feels like killin birdies or likin meowmies ears all nite I should be llowed To!!!An to top it off, meowmie is torkin of gettin, not one, but two new kitties....anna one is a GIRL kitty!! I am the onely girls kitty around here!!! It will apparently be comin in December. I Am NOt AMUsed!!! I am showin my displeshure but ignorin all the rules, jumpin onna da keyboard, jumpin onna her lap then diggin clawz in anna jumpin off agen, constanlty followin meowmie anna meowin, scratchin her wheneffer she walks past me, bitin ankles, anna lyin down in front of her when she walks anna on top of whateffer she is doin. These hoomins need some disiplin. I haf been to nice to them. Well that is about to change. And what is it abount me that needs to be fixed? I is not broke, i is just furry cross. well REELY!!!! -- There are many intelligent species in the Universe. They are all owned by cats. Anonymous One cat just leads to another. -Ernest Hemingway |
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Duznt yur hoomins unnerstand dat a kittee abowt to hav kittinz shud be
catered to an allowd to do whutever she needz to take kare uv herownself? Yoo iz unner enuf stresses wifout habbin yur rooteenz changed. I fingk a clothz cubberd wud make a furry fine birfin place. Duz yur hoomins fingk yoo wantz mor kitteez fur Kissamouse purrzents? Whut a silly ideer. Kitteez wantz fings like nip, an toyz, an fudz, an treetz, an stuffz like dat. Now I myownself duz enjoy to hab anuther kittee heer, but if a kittee wantz to be da onliest one den dey shud be allowed to. Rebecca "meee" wrote in message ... Hsssspitttz!! exkews da bad langwidge, but my hoomin is bein furry unpleassant to minownself lately. I is not allowed owtsides anymores, i gets the insiderain when i effen lookz near the door, i am forced to eatz disgistin fudz, anna the rum she fixd fur me? I am loked in effery nite...meowmi said sumfin bout kitties not bein borned in the clofes cuppords...well reeely! I should be able to haf mine kittens whereffer i wants too!! An if I feels like killin birdies or likin meowmies ears all nite I should be llowed To!!!An to top it off, meowmie is torkin of gettin, not one, but two new kitties....anna one is a GIRL kitty!! I am the onely girls kitty around here!!! It will apparently be comin in December. I Am NOt AMUsed!!! I am showin my displeshure but ignorin all the rules, jumpin onna da keyboard, jumpin onna her lap then diggin clawz in anna jumpin off agen, constanlty followin meowmie anna meowin, scratchin her wheneffer she walks past me, bitin ankles, anna lyin down in front of her when she walks anna on top of whateffer she is doin. These hoomins need some disiplin. I haf been to nice to them. Well that is about to change. And what is it abount me that needs to be fixed? I is not broke, i is just furry cross. well REELY!!!! -- There are many intelligent species in the Universe. They are all owned by cats. Anonymous One cat just leads to another. -Ernest Hemingway |
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Well I am glad to see dat sumbody appreciates me!! Nobody heer dus. Anna
iffn I wasnt to fat to rach it, i wouldhaf mauled the rain-bottle lon ago!! well, at least i has mine own couch inna the room. anna dere is no childrens to annoy me anna good view offa birdz too. so I guess it izznt alla bad, i just needing to get it offa my chest. And I will wait anna see bout da other kitties....i likes the idea offa boy kitty, but we'll wait anna see bout a girlkitty...!!anyways fanks fur your sympafy "Rebecca" wrote in message t... Duznt yur hoomins unnerstand dat a kittee abowt to hav kittinz shud be catered to an allowd to do whutever she needz to take kare uv herownself? Yoo iz unner enuf stresses wifout habbin yur rooteenz changed. I fingk a clothz cubberd wud make a furry fine birfin place. Duz yur hoomins fingk yoo wantz mor kitteez fur Kissamouse purrzents? Whut a silly ideer. Kitteez wantz fings like nip, an toyz, an fudz, an treetz, an stuffz like dat. Now I myownself duz enjoy to hab anuther kittee heer, but if a kittee wantz to be da onliest one den dey shud be allowed to. Rebecca "meee" wrote in message ... Hsssspitttz!! exkews da bad langwidge, but my hoomin is bein furry unpleassant to minownself lately. I is not allowed owtsides anymores, i gets the insiderain when i effen lookz near the door, i am forced to eatz disgistin fudz, anna the rum she fixd fur me? I am loked in effery nite...meowmi said sumfin bout kitties not bein borned in the clofes cuppords...well reeely! I should be able to haf mine kittens whereffer i wants too!! An if I feels like killin birdies or likin meowmies ears all nite I should be llowed To!!!An to top it off, meowmie is torkin of gettin, not one, but two new kitties....anna one is a GIRL kitty!! I am the onely girls kitty around here!!! It will apparently be comin in December. I Am NOt AMUsed!!! I am showin my displeshure but ignorin all the rules, jumpin onna da keyboard, jumpin onna her lap then diggin clawz in anna jumpin off agen, constanlty followin meowmie anna meowin, scratchin her wheneffer she walks past me, bitin ankles, anna lyin down in front of her when she walks anna on top of whateffer she is doin. These hoomins need some disiplin. I haf been to nice to them. Well that is about to change. And what is it abount me that needs to be fixed? I is not broke, i is just furry cross. well REELY!!!! -- There are many intelligent species in the Universe. They are all owned by cats. Anonymous One cat just leads to another. -Ernest Hemingway |
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hummph!! Jasmeen is NOT FURRY HEPPY!!
Yu seem tu be dooink awl da rite tingz!
Bery Creatiff! I yam purrowd ov yu! Let'ur know juzt heow pi$$t yu ar! Awl of yur litter of cubz wunt be e-nuff???? Effin MOOOR kitteez ar nezerzarry tu mayke yur Meowmee happy???/ HUMPFF! Pitooonya, catmizzuratinkly "meee" wrote in message ... Hsssspitttz!! exkews da bad langwidge, but my hoomin is bein furry unpleassant to minownself lately. I is not allowed owtsides anymores, i gets the insiderain when i effen lookz near the door, i am forced to eatz disgistin fudz, anna the rum she fixd fur me? I am loked in effery nite...meowmi said sumfin bout kitties not bein borned in the clofes cuppords...well reeely! I should be able to haf mine kittens whereffer i wants too!! An if I feels like killin birdies or likin meowmies ears all nite I should be llowed To!!!An to top it off, meowmie is torkin of gettin, not one, but two new kitties....anna one is a GIRL kitty!! I am the onely girls kitty around here!!! It will apparently be comin in December. I Am NOt AMUsed!!! I am showin my displeshure but ignorin all the rules, jumpin onna da keyboard, jumpin onna her lap then diggin clawz in anna jumpin off agen, constanlty followin meowmie anna meowin, scratchin her wheneffer she walks past me, bitin ankles, anna lyin down in front of her when she walks anna on top of whateffer she is doin. These hoomins need some disiplin. I haf been to nice to them. Well that is about to change. And what is it abount me that needs to be fixed? I is not broke, i is just furry cross. well REELY!!!! -- There are many intelligent species in the Universe. They are all owned by cats. Anonymous One cat just leads to another. -Ernest Hemingway |
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hummph!! Jasmeen is NOT FURRY HEPPY!!
"Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... Yu seem tu be dooink awl da rite tingz! Bery Creatiff! I yam purrowd ov yu! Let'ur know juzt heow pi$$t yu ar! Awl of yur litter of cubz wunt be e-nuff???? Effin MOOOR kitteez ar nezerzarry tu mayke yur Meowmee happy???/ HUMPFF! Pitooonya, catmizzuratinkly i duuno eeffur. She sayz she is wun of dem mad cat ladies you sees onna teevee, ceptin a liddl bit yunger. she sayz itz becus she cuddent haf kittiez when she wuz liddle, so sh's makin up fur lostd timz. ann sh sayz cos she has two liddluns anna her winkwink dere will be enuff huggles to go round. but i is not conwinced. i fink she is just beein greedy anna selfish. but at least i has mine own rum now, anna she is takin me kissamous shoppin affur mine kitties are gone to their onetru homez. "meee" wrote in message ... Hsssspitttz!! exkews da bad langwidge, but my hoomin is bein furry unpleassant to minownself lately. I is not allowed owtsides anymores, i gets the insiderain when i effen lookz near the door, i am forced to eatz disgistin fudz, anna the rum she fixd fur me? I am loked in effery nite...meowmi said sumfin bout kitties not bein borned in the clofes cuppords...well reeely! I should be able to haf mine kittens whereffer i wants too!! An if I feels like killin birdies or likin meowmies ears all nite I should be llowed To!!!An to top it off, meowmie is torkin of gettin, not one, but two new kitties....anna one is a GIRL kitty!! I am the onely girls kitty around here!!! It will apparently be comin in December. I Am NOt AMUsed!!! I am showin my displeshure but ignorin all the rules, jumpin onna da keyboard, jumpin onna her lap then diggin clawz in anna jumpin off agen, constanlty followin meowmie anna meowin, scratchin her wheneffer she walks past me, bitin ankles, anna lyin down in front of her when she walks anna on top of whateffer she is doin. These hoomins need some disiplin. I haf been to nice to them. Well that is about to change. And what is it abount me that needs to be fixed? I is not broke, i is just furry cross. well REELY!!!! -- There are many intelligent species in the Universe. They are all owned by cats. Anonymous One cat just leads to another. -Ernest Hemingway |
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hummph!! Jasmeen is NOT FURRY HEPPY!!
Sometimes when we are to easy on our hoomanz they get to acting like they
are in control, hurke somewhere, that will fix her, Miss Violette meee wrote in message ... Hsssspitttz!! exkews da bad langwidge, but my hoomin is bein furry unpleassant to minownself lately. I is not allowed owtsides anymores, i gets the insiderain when i effen lookz near the door, i am forced to eatz disgistin fudz, anna the rum she fixd fur me? I am loked in effery nite...meowmi said sumfin bout kitties not bein borned in the clofes cuppords...well reeely! I should be able to haf mine kittens whereffer i wants too!! An if I feels like killin birdies or likin meowmies ears all nite I should be llowed To!!!An to top it off, meowmie is torkin of gettin, not one, but two new kitties....anna one is a GIRL kitty!! I am the onely girls kitty around here!!! It will apparently be comin in December. I Am NOt AMUsed!!! I am showin my displeshure but ignorin all the rules, jumpin onna da keyboard, jumpin onna her lap then diggin clawz in anna jumpin off agen, constanlty followin meowmie anna meowin, scratchin her wheneffer she walks past me, bitin ankles, anna lyin down in front of her when she walks anna on top of whateffer she is doin. These hoomins need some disiplin. I haf been to nice to them. Well that is about to change. And what is it abount me that needs to be fixed? I is not broke, i is just furry cross. well REELY!!!! -- There are many intelligent species in the Universe. They are all owned by cats. Anonymous One cat just leads to another. -Ernest Hemingway |
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