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Fangs! Yu simpwee has ta tell me ware yu get yure furz done? Myne furz
ar soso awrful! An myne cwaws??? Dont wook! Sukie hides the offending paws behind her back, but finds it hard to put her collar on that way....hmmmmmh.....dwat! Sukie Gordon Meow, Ms. Sukie! *I'ze purr-leased to make your aquaintence. *I'ze actually going to be 6 on April 1, because the humans don't know when my real Purr Day is. Sure, let's chum up. *You're right! *The boykittiez are handsombe! Miss Tina Marie, Age 5 Maine Coon Patrol Class of 2008 |
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Fangu fur da kollarz. Weze havin lotz of fun.
Booker On 3/19/2011 6:30 PM, Storrmmee wrote: trudi wafez as she passes by to deliver bookers fambleez kollars... she sees what they are drinkin, nods in aprofal anna goes to find booker wrote in message ... Laughing having enjoyed the dancing, Daisy-chan, Cash and Aunti Mabel settle at the bar with the others at the mixer. Most have singlecatz party collars like they do, matched to their outfits. The catenders quietly bring Aunti Mabel's lift chair and Cash's more substantial stool and asks what they would like. 'I'z like to try sum other mousecream. I luved dat mousecreamsycle! Suprize maiself?' says Daisy-chan. The catender who's wearing a button that says 'I'm just a Thom' grins and pulls out a blender to which he adds mysterous things, at least one of which seems to be a whole boneless dressed out mouse, ice and lots of cream. This he turns into a lovely confection that is almost too thick to drink. The perfect final touch is added with just a hint of nip gracing the top. Several kittahs look on in avid interest to see if it tastes as good as it looks and the sublime expression as Daisy-chan takes her first taste, says it all. Suddenly but not suprisingly, Thom is a very busy fellow! He adds it to the menu above the bar and being a simple fellow, calls it 'Thom's mousecream delight'. 'Anna what may I get fur you 2 fine friends tonight?' asks a catender who's button says 'I'm Stuart, but not Little'. Aunti Mabel bats her eyes and asks if he might have any pig blood and livers? She'd love some of that blended up with a bit of crushed ice and a small jigger of vodka? Cash's ears almost stand up (quite a feat for a beagle!) as Stuart checks. Stuart comes back with a smile and asks if they would prefer duck, pork, or chicken liver as he has all 3. Aunti Mabel selects lucious duck liver while Cash, moaning at his waistline a little selects pork. Stuart speaks into a little microphone to the kitchen to bring the items plus spare knowing that once a special is made, others will want some. Then he turns to demo the vodkas. Cash defers to Aunti's advanced knowledge as she selects one that looks like a glacier was captured in a bottle. As she selects, a little lady from the kitchen comes laden with goodies. A few moments later, 2 large short stemmed mahgarita glasses lightly rimmed in gingered sugar arrive with their drinks. On the board above, Stuart adds 'Stuarts bloody fantasy' under Thom's mousecream delight. The party builds. |
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ifin my stupid soft had notted sended da message to da wrung pwaxe ursef
wulda knowed dat da gordon kittyz anna miss tina marie iz here, bof da gordon gurlkitty anna miss tina marie iz bof single gurlcatz lukin ta danze anna haffa gud time, ifin ursefz wuld liksa intoduztin i wuld be happee ta dowit, Trudi, still glarin atta soft fur hittin wrung buttunz today "Booker" wrote in message ... Fangu fur da kollarz. Weze havin lotz of fun. Booker On 3/19/2011 6:30 PM, Storrmmee wrote: trudi wafez as she passes by to deliver bookers fambleez kollars... she sees what they are drinkin, nods in aprofal anna goes to find booker wrote in message ... Laughing having enjoyed the dancing, Daisy-chan, Cash and Aunti Mabel settle at the bar with the others at the mixer. Most have singlecatz party collars like they do, matched to their outfits. The catenders quietly bring Aunti Mabel's lift chair and Cash's more substantial stool and asks what they would like. 'I'z like to try sum other mousecream. I luved dat mousecreamsycle! Suprize maiself?' says Daisy-chan. The catender who's wearing a button that says 'I'm just a Thom' grins and pulls out a blender to which he adds mysterous things, at least one of which seems to be a whole boneless dressed out mouse, ice and lots of cream. This he turns into a lovely confection that is almost too thick to drink. The perfect final touch is added with just a hint of nip gracing the top. Several kittahs look on in avid interest to see if it tastes as good as it looks and the sublime expression as Daisy-chan takes her first taste, says it all. Suddenly but not suprisingly, Thom is a very busy fellow! He adds it to the menu above the bar and being a simple fellow, calls it 'Thom's mousecream delight'. 'Anna what may I get fur you 2 fine friends tonight?' asks a catender who's button says 'I'm Stuart, but not Little'. Aunti Mabel bats her eyes and asks if he might have any pig blood and livers? She'd love some of that blended up with a bit of crushed ice and a small jigger of vodka? Cash's ears almost stand up (quite a feat for a beagle!) as Stuart checks. Stuart comes back with a smile and asks if they would prefer duck, pork, or chicken liver as he has all 3. Aunti Mabel selects lucious duck liver while Cash, moaning at his waistline a little selects pork. Stuart speaks into a little microphone to the kitchen to bring the items plus spare knowing that once a special is made, others will want some. Then he turns to demo the vodkas. Cash defers to Aunti's advanced knowledge as she selects one that looks like a glacier was captured in a bottle. As she selects, a little lady from the kitchen comes laden with goodies. A few moments later, 2 large short stemmed mahgarita glasses lightly rimmed in gingered sugar arrive with their drinks. On the board above, Stuart adds 'Stuarts bloody fantasy' under Thom's mousecream delight. The party builds. |
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Trudi, an introduktion wud be wunnerful, iffin ize kin figur out where
Chappy has gone off to. Ize sees Snowflake offur derr, she luks like shez bout to fall asleep. Ize go find Chappy an den weze all kum to yu fur da troductions. Fangu. Booker On 3/21/2011 6:20 PM, Storrmmee wrote: ifin my stupid soft had notted sended da message to da wrung pwaxe ursef wulda knowed dat da gordon kittyz anna miss tina marie iz here, bof da gordon gurlkitty anna miss tina marie iz bof single gurlcatz lukin ta danze anna haffa gud time, ifin ursefz wuld liksa intoduztin i wuld be happee ta dowit, Trudi, still glarin atta soft fur hittin wrung buttunz today wrote in message ... Fangu fur da kollarz. Weze havin lotz of fun. Booker On 3/19/2011 6:30 PM, Storrmmee wrote: trudi wafez as she passes by to deliver bookers fambleez kollars... she sees what they are drinkin, nods in aprofal anna goes to find booker wrote in message ... Laughing having enjoyed the dancing, Daisy-chan, Cash and Aunti Mabel settle at the bar with the others at the mixer. Most have singlecatz party collars like they do, matched to their outfits. The catenders quietly bring Aunti Mabel's lift chair and Cash's more substantial stool and asks what they would like. 'I'z like to try sum other mousecream. I luved dat mousecreamsycle! Suprize maiself?' says Daisy-chan. The catender who's wearing a button that says 'I'm just a Thom' grins and pulls out a blender to which he adds mysterous things, at least one of which seems to be a whole boneless dressed out mouse, ice and lots of cream. This he turns into a lovely confection that is almost too thick to drink. The perfect final touch is added with just a hint of nip gracing the top. Several kittahs look on in avid interest to see if it tastes as good as it looks and the sublime expression as Daisy-chan takes her first taste, says it all. Suddenly but not suprisingly, Thom is a very busy fellow! He adds it to the menu above the bar and being a simple fellow, calls it 'Thom's mousecream delight'. 'Anna what may I get fur you 2 fine friends tonight?' asks a catender who's button says 'I'm Stuart, but not Little'. Aunti Mabel bats her eyes and asks if he might have any pig blood and livers? She'd love some of that blended up with a bit of crushed ice and a small jigger of vodka? Cash's ears almost stand up (quite a feat for a beagle!) as Stuart checks. Stuart comes back with a smile and asks if they would prefer duck, pork, or chicken liver as he has all 3. Aunti Mabel selects lucious duck liver while Cash, moaning at his waistline a little selects pork. Stuart speaks into a little microphone to the kitchen to bring the items plus spare knowing that once a special is made, others will want some. Then he turns to demo the vodkas. Cash defers to Aunti's advanced knowledge as she selects one that looks like a glacier was captured in a bottle. As she selects, a little lady from the kitchen comes laden with goodies. A few moments later, 2 large short stemmed mahgarita glasses lightly rimmed in gingered sugar arrive with their drinks. On the board above, Stuart adds 'Stuarts bloody fantasy' under Thom's mousecream delight. The party builds. |
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On Mar 22, 8:35*am, Booker wrote:
Trudi, an introduktion wud be wunnerful, iffin ize kin figur out where Chappy has gone off to. Ize sees Snowflake offur derr, she luks like shez bout to fall asleep. Ize go find Chappy an den weze all kum to yu fur da troductions. Fangu. Booker On 3/21/2011 6:20 PM, Storrmmee wrote: ifin my stupid soft had notted sended da message to da wrung pwaxe ursef wulda knowed dat da gordon kittyz anna miss tina marie iz here, bof da gordon gurlkitty anna miss tina marie iz bof single gurlcatz lukin ta danze anna haffa gud time, ifin ursefz wuld liksa intoduztin i wuld be happee ta dowit, Trudi, still glarin atta soft fur hittin wrung buttunz today *wrote in message ... Fangu fur da kollarz. Weze havin lotz of fun. Booker On 3/19/2011 6:30 PM, Storrmmee wrote: trudi wafez as she passes by to deliver bookers fambleez kollars... she sees what they are drinkin, nods in aprofal anna goes to find booker * wrote in message ... Laughing having enjoyed the dancing, Daisy-chan, Cash and Aunti Mabel settle at the bar with the others at the mixer. *Most have singlecatz party collars like they do, matched to their outfits. The catenders quietly bring Aunti Mabel's lift chair and Cash's more substantial stool and asks what they would like. 'I'z like to try sum other mousecream. *I luved dat mousecreamsycle! Suprize maiself?' says Daisy-chan. *The catender who's wearing a button that says 'I'm just a Thom' grins and pulls out a blender to which he adds mysterous things, at least one of which seems to be a whole boneless dressed out mouse, ice and lots of cream. *This he turns into a lovely confection that is almost too thick to drink. *The perfect final touch is added with just a hint of nip gracing the top. *Several kittahs look on in avid interest to see if it tastes as good as it looks and the sublime expression as Daisy-chan takes her first taste, says it all. *Suddenly but not suprisingly, Thom is a very busy fellow! *He adds it to the menu above the bar and being a simple fellow, calls it 'Thom's mousecream delight'. 'Anna what may I get fur you 2 fine friends tonight?' asks a catender who's button says 'I'm Stuart, but not Little'. *Aunti Mabel bats her eyes and asks if he might have any pig blood and livers? *She'd love some of that blended up with a bit of crushed ice and a small jigger of vodka? Cash's ears almost stand up (quite a feat for a beagle!) as Stuart checks. Stuart comes back with a smile and asks if they would prefer duck, pork, or chicken liver as he has all 3. *Aunti Mabel selects lucious duck liver while Cash, moaning at his waistline a little selects pork. *Stuart speaks into a little microphone to the kitchen to bring the items plus spare knowing that once a special is made, others will want some. *Then he turns to demo the vodkas. Cash defers to Aunti's advanced knowledge as she selects one that looks like a glacier was captured in a bottle. *As she selects, a little lady from the kitchen comes laden with goodies. *A few moments later, 2 large short stemmed mahgarita glasses lightly rimmed in gingered sugar arrive with their drinks. *On the board above, Stuart adds 'Stuarts bloody fantasy' under Thom's mousecream delight. The party builds.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Ping! ping! tink! tink! dingggggg.... (Meowy is tapping her shampaygne glass with a little silver oyster fork) Effurybuddy, gavver yoor winked an wuvved wuns an wraze yoor boyses wif usses in a twibyoot ob purr luv tew eech offur. Mosey has akxed da band tew pway da furaymuss Joe Cocker song "You are so beautiful to me". Wet us awl sing itted, OK? (The band pours forth music, and myriad and many kittees meow the famous lyrics to their beloveds. Finally.......) As awl thu kitteez voices meow the final words Yoo ar sew purrtiful...tew MEEEEEEEEEEEoweeeeeeeeowEEEEEEEEE Well, let's just say, even the sounds of the sinking Purrseidon filled with screeming peepl could not have drowned out this tribute of furever love. Uh oh, izzat thu sound of shattering shampayne gwasses? Mewp. |
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Oh hai Lizzie, welome tew da kruz , n wee r sawry ubaowt da grambyz pooter
stuffz. Luffz Mosey n MeOwy --enojying thu winked mixer Trudi wafez atta kitty whut lukz suspishulee like lizzee, eatin wif anti mabel, she barrowed harry's porter alledgely to come to d mixer anna getz sum snakz, butted miss piglette, OT and willow stayed at home beclawsaa grambby needz hep wiffa pooter stuffz, "MeOwy" wrote Meantime, back at the bar, 2 of Stuarts Margatritas are ready and a special otter variation with oysters, clams, juice of both and tuna blended with just the right touch of sea salt and ice, graced with kelp and cod roe for Mr Otter. On the board is added 'An Otter Margarita' Meowy peeks into the stateroom and sees Mosey resting on the bed. She pushes the door further open and steps inside, the colorful flounces of Daisy-chan's dress swishing in before her. Mosey sees the dress and covers up his eyes, exclaiming "ai duz gnot see nuffin". Meowy tiptoes over and gives a nosepoink and a hug and leaves the room. "Wooks wike mine wink is stil sik." Daisy-chan gives Meowy a soft cheek rub and a muurp. Back at the party, Meowy sees a crowd of kitteez around Mr Otter, cheering him on as he tosses oysters into the air and catches them in his mouth and swallows them whole. "Hm. Datz furry stwaynj fur a kittee tew doo." Meowy, beginning to wonder about her rescued friend..... Daisy-chan just smiles and claps as Mr Otter catches another one. Mosey arrives and feels up to a more standard Stuart magharita and they pull up to 3 spare seats. Across she sees 2 kittahs chatting with Aunti Mabel and sharing a dish of duck liver pate. One of the kittahs sitting next to Aunti looks a lot like Lizzie Bordon and is serving herself a nice slice to her side platter. She then offers one to each of her side mates who happily accept. She eyes across the table at Daisy-chan and fingers the necklace. Blinking slowly, she gives a shy wave to them on the other side then laughs as Mr Otter catches another oyster. |
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On Mar 22, 8:35 am, Trudi, an introduktion wud be wunnerful, iffin ize kin figur out where Chappy has gone off to. Ize sees Snowflake offur derr, she luks like shez bout to fall asleep. Ize go find Chappy an den weze all kum to yu fur da troductions. Fangu. Booker ifin my stupid soft had notted sended da message to da wrung pwaxe ursef wulda knowed dat da gordon kittyz anna miss tina marie iz here, bof da gordon gurlkitty anna miss tina marie iz bof single gurlcatz lukin ta danze anna haffa gud time, ifin ursefz wuld liksa intoduztin i wuld be happee ta dowit, Trudi, still glarin atta soft fur hittin wrung buttunz today Mosey sez, gnot tew wurry, soft, deez fingz happen. "Booker Fangu fur da kollarz. Weze havin lotz of fun. Booker trudi wafez as she passes by to deliver bookers fambleez kollars... she sees what they are drinkin, nods in aprofal anna goes to find booker wrote in message ... Laughing having enjoyed the dancing, Daisy-chan, Cash and Aunti Mabel settle at the bar with the others at the mixer. Most have singlecatz party collars like they do, matched to their outfits. The catenders quietly bring Aunti Mabel's lift chair and Cash's more substantial stool and asks what they would like. 'I'z like to try sum other mousecream. I luved dat mousecreamsycle! Suprize maiself?' says Daisy-chan. The catender who's wearing a button that says 'I'm just a Thom' grins and pulls out a blender to which he adds mysterous things, at least one of which seems to be a whole boneless dressed out mouse, ice and lots of cream. This he turns into a lovely confection that is almost too thick to drink. The perfect final touch is added with just a hint of nip gracing the top. Several kittahs look on in avid interest to see if it tastes as good as it looks and the sublime expression as Daisy-chan takes her first taste, says it all. Suddenly but not suprisingly, Thom is a very busy fellow! He adds it to the menu above the bar and being a simple fellow, calls it 'Thom's mousecream delight'. The party builds.- Ping! ping! tink! tink! dingggggg.... (Meowy is tapping her shampaygne glass with a little silver oyster fork) Effurybuddy, gavver yoor winked an wuvved wuns an wraze yoor boyses wif usses in a twibyoot ob purr luv tew eech offur. Mosey has akxed da band tew pway da furaymuss Joe Cocker song "You are so beautiful to me". Wet us awl sing itted, OK? (The band pours forth music, and myriad and many kittees meow the famous lyrics to their beloveds. Finally.......) As awl thu kitteez voices meow the final words Yoo ar sew purrtiful...tew MEEEEEEEEEEEoweeeeeeeeowEEEEEEEEE Well, let's just say, even the sounds of the sinking Purrseidon filled with screeming peepl could not have drowned out this tribute of furever love. Uh oh, izzat thu sound of shattering shampayne gwasses? Mewp. MeOwy Oh mai wuff, dat wuz bootiful, n ai m sew gwad dat awl thu kitteez voices meowed the final words, remumbur dat ai luvz yew moar dan tew gnow. Did yew hab tew mutch nip shampayne, mai sweet bootiful wink? Mabbee ai shud take yew tew owr stateroom n let yoo rezt. ai kan rest wiff yew iffen yew wook wike. hmm? *nosepoinks* Mosey |
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Sukie is looking pensively at Lizzie Borden and thinking that they are
very similar (cept da Meomie has cutted Sukies nayles an dey are a mess, she hides them behind her back) Hey Tina Marie! Dus yu mynd if Lizzie Borden comes wiff usses? I fink she wud wuke furry nyce inna bwoo collur,tu contwast wiff yure gween an myne wed wun. Shaw I wun an ask Lizzie if she wants tu chum up wiff usses?? Sukie fluffs her tail prettily an looks at Tina Marie. On Mar 21, 12:04*am, Debby Hanoka wrote: Ms Tina Marie! Hewwo! I fink yure furry bootiful wiffa da wongwong furz...yuse neerlee da same age as myneself, woou yu wike to chum up? I has neffur bin onna cwoose befur n isz a bit donting! *I will get myne collur! Say....dare ar sum furry hansum yung boykittiez....yes? Sukie Gordon aged 5 (i fink) Panfurr of Kilmaurs Parish. Meow, Ms. Sukie! *I'ze purr-leased to make your aquaintence. *I'ze actually going to be 6 on April 1, because the humans don't know when my real Purr Day is. Sure, let's chum up. *You're right! *The boykittiez are handsombe! Miss Tina Marie, Age 5 Maine Coon Patrol Class of 2008 |
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Sukie sees the boys and blushes, she looks at Tina Marie who appears
to be very cool, calm and collected. Scuse me waiterkitty! Can me hav a nip champagne? Sukie drinks the whole glass and waits for Tina to speak (she will agree with all she says) On Mar 21, 12:26*am, "Storrmmee" wrote: trudi points at booker and chappy... says nothing and smilez her "skort" smile"Debby Hanoka" wrote in message ... Ms Tina Marie! Hewwo! I fink yure furry bootiful wiffa da wongwong furz...yuse neerlee da same age as myneself, woou yu wike to chum up? I has neffur bin onna cwoose befur n isz a bit donting! I will get myne collur! Say....dare ar sum furry hansum yung boykittiez....yes? Sukie Gordon aged 5 (i fink) Panfurr of Kilmaurs Parish. Meow, Ms. Sukie! *I'ze purr-leased to make your aquaintence. *I'ze actually going to be 6 on April 1, because the humans don't know when my real Purr Day is. Sure, let's chum up. *You're right! *The boykittiez are handsombe! Miss Tina Marie, Age 5 Maine Coon Patrol Class of 2008 |
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Sukie and Tina look out from behind a pillar and giggle. Hey dats a
fyne wooking boykitty mees finking, I wan a danse wiff him (if he dussnt wook at myne nayles ennyway) Sukie still hiding her Meomiefied cwaws but waitin for Booker and Chappy to come back On Mar 22, 12:35*pm, Booker wrote: Trudi, an introduktion wud be wunnerful, iffin ize kin figur out where Chappy has gone off to. Ize sees Snowflake offur derr, she luks like shez bout to fall asleep. Ize go find Chappy an den weze all kum to yu fur da troductions. Fangu. Booker On 3/21/2011 6:20 PM, Storrmmee wrote: ifin my stupid soft had notted sended da message to da wrung pwaxe ursef wulda knowed dat da gordon kittyz anna miss tina marie iz here, bof da gordon gurlkitty anna miss tina marie iz bof single gurlcatz lukin ta danze anna haffa gud time, ifin ursefz wuld liksa intoduztin i wuld be happee ta dowit, Trudi, still glarin atta soft fur hittin wrung buttunz today *wrote in message ... Fangu fur da kollarz. Weze havin lotz of fun. Booker On 3/19/2011 6:30 PM, Storrmmee wrote: trudi wafez as she passes by to deliver bookers fambleez kollars... she sees what they are drinkin, nods in aprofal anna goes to find booker * wrote in message ... Laughing having enjoyed the dancing, Daisy-chan, Cash and Aunti Mabel settle at the bar with the others at the mixer. *Most have singlecatz party collars like they do, matched to their outfits. The catenders quietly bring Aunti Mabel's lift chair and Cash's more substantial stool and asks what they would like. 'I'z like to try sum other mousecream. *I luved dat mousecreamsycle! Suprize maiself?' says Daisy-chan. *The catender who's wearing a button that says 'I'm just a Thom' grins and pulls out a blender to which he adds mysterous things, at least one of which seems to be a whole boneless dressed out mouse, ice and lots of cream. *This he turns into a lovely confection that is almost too thick to drink. *The perfect final touch is added with just a hint of nip gracing the top. *Several kittahs look on in avid interest to see if it tastes as good as it looks and the sublime expression as Daisy-chan takes her first taste, says it all. *Suddenly but not suprisingly, Thom is a very busy fellow! *He adds it to the menu above the bar and being a simple fellow, calls it 'Thom's mousecream delight'. 'Anna what may I get fur you 2 fine friends tonight?' asks a catender who's button says 'I'm Stuart, but not Little'. *Aunti Mabel bats her eyes and asks if he might have any pig blood and livers? *She'd love some of that blended up with a bit of crushed ice and a small jigger of vodka? Cash's ears almost stand up (quite a feat for a beagle!) as Stuart checks. Stuart comes back with a smile and asks if they would prefer duck, pork, or chicken liver as he has all 3. *Aunti Mabel selects lucious duck liver while Cash, moaning at his waistline a little selects pork. *Stuart speaks into a little microphone to the kitchen to bring the items plus spare knowing that once a special is made, others will want some. *Then he turns to demo the vodkas. Cash defers to Aunti's advanced knowledge as she selects one that looks like a glacier was captured in a bottle. *As she selects, a little lady from the kitchen comes laden with goodies. *A few moments later, 2 large short stemmed mahgarita glasses lightly rimmed in gingered sugar arrive with their drinks. *On the board above, Stuart adds 'Stuarts bloody fantasy' under Thom's mousecream delight. The party builds. |
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