The alien in Owl

Dear group,

our Owl is occupied by an alien - the tongue! It lives in Owl's mouth.
I noticed it first, when Owl came, as usual, for a cuddle on my lap. I
was sitting on the sofa, thinking of nothing bad. He didn't forget to
step on my solar-plexus. As I folded myself with a moan, the alien
took control over Owl and forced him, to take my nose between his paws
and start a few testing-licks.

Well, the nose must have been very good because Owl had climbed my
breast by now, his face in reaching area of my nose. The alien took
over immediately and mercyless. My nose got an extreme cleaning
including sandblasting. Every attempt to bring my nose into safety was
doomed to failure and was punished by licking it anew. No begging for
mercy and no whimpering was successful. Several layers of skin falled
prey to the tongue.

Now I'm sitting here at my computer with a glaring red nose and I'm
happy that I don't have to buy a red nose for the upcoming carnival:-)

This is how life can be...
Inge and the catgang
--
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Inge Grotjahn wrote:

Now I'm sitting here at my computer with a glaring red nose and I'm
happy that I don't have to buy a red nose for the upcoming carnival:-)

LOL! Caliban also kindly exfoliates the skin in my face now and then.
You can take comfort in the thought that when the skin grows back on
your nose, it will be nice and soft.

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Am 06.02.2007 schrieb Marina:

You can take comfort in the thought that when the skin grows back on
your nose, it will be nice and soft.

Thank you very much:-)) I didn't see this aspect of it until you
mentioned it:-))

Owl does this very often, but sometimes his tongue is very soft and
sometimes his tongue is like a rasp.

Purrs to you
Inge and the catgang
--
CatManiacs World: http://www.gwsystems.com/inge

On Tue, 6 Feb 2007 13:54:50 -0500, Inge Grotjahn wrote:

Dear group,

our Owl is occupied by an alien - the tongue! It lives in Owl's mouth.
I noticed it first, when Owl came, as usual, for a cuddle on my lap. I
was sitting on the sofa, thinking of nothing bad. He didn't forget to
step on my solar-plexus. As I folded myself with a moan, the alien
took control over Owl and forced him, to take my nose between his paws
and start a few testing-licks.

Well, the nose must have been very good because Owl had climbed my
breast by now, his face in reaching area of my nose. The alien took
over immediately and mercyless. My nose got an extreme cleaning
including sandblasting. Every attempt to bring my nose into safety was
doomed to failure and was punished by licking it anew. No begging for
mercy and no whimpering was successful. Several layers of skin falled
prey to the tongue.

Now I'm sitting here at my computer with a glaring red nose and I'm
happy that I don't have to buy a red nose for the upcoming carnival:-)

This is how life can be...
Inge and the catgang


Don't be a fool! Don't miss the opportunity to trademark this and open the
first-ever Cat Lick Spa! (Careful,though: be sure people don't mistake it for
Catholic Spa... although there *are* those who would join thinking of
self-flagellation, I suppose). But seriously... (well, not *so* seriously),
this could really CATch on and make you a lot of money.

Exfoliation by Cat. EBC (Trademark)

The only hitch is trying to train Owl (and any others) to do it on command.
HA! What did I just say? I must be dreaming.

--
Joey DoWop Dee
Remember: It is To Laugh

rotflol that is a wonderful story Inge!! He is a very persisant little boy!!

"Inge Grotjahn" wrote in message
...
Dear group,

our Owl is occupied by an alien - the tongue! It lives in Owl's mouth.
I noticed it first, when Owl came, as usual, for a cuddle on my lap. I
was sitting on the sofa, thinking of nothing bad. He didn't forget to
step on my solar-plexus. As I folded myself with a moan, the alien
took control over Owl and forced him, to take my nose between his paws
and start a few testing-licks.

Well, the nose must have been very good because Owl had climbed my
breast by now, his face in reaching area of my nose. The alien took
over immediately and mercyless. My nose got an extreme cleaning
including sandblasting. Every attempt to bring my nose into safety was
doomed to failure and was punished by licking it anew. No begging for
mercy and no whimpering was successful. Several layers of skin falled
prey to the tongue.

Now I'm sitting here at my computer with a glaring red nose and I'm
happy that I don't have to buy a red nose for the upcoming carnival:-)

This is how life can be...
Inge and the catgang
--
CatManiacs World: http://www.gwsystems.com/inge

Ketzl's Dad wrote:

Don't be a fool! Don't miss the opportunity to trademark this and
open the first-ever Cat Lick Spa!

LOL!! You might have hit on something here.

Actually, most people I know, even cat lovers, really hate being
licked by cats. I don't understand that - I love it. I like that kitty
tongues are scratchy and relatively dry. Relative to dogs, that is.
Dog tongues are slimy - eww! (If not for the slime, I'd probably enjoy
being licked by dogs - but they are, Blanche, they are.)

The only hitch is trying to train Owl (and any others) to do it on
command. HA! What did I just say? I must be dreaming.

Another great business idea bites the dust...

Joyce

Am 06.02.2007 schrieb Ketzl's Dad:

Don't be a fool! Don't miss the opportunity to trademark this and open the
first-ever Cat Lick Spa!

*LOL*, what a great idea:-)

Exfoliation by Cat. EBC (Trademark)

I could offer washing and hairstyle by Cat WAHC (Trademark) in
addition. Our Bandit is a specialist on this:-)

The only hitch is trying to train Owl (and any others) to do it on command.
HA! What did I just say? I must be dreaming.

Well, that should be easy with Owl: put some liverwurst on the desired
spot:-) The only problem is stopping him in time before the skin gets
sore...

Purrs to you
Inge and the catgang

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CatManiacs World: http://www.gwsystems.com/inge

On Tue, 6 Feb 2007 18:03:43 -0500, wrote:

Actually, most people I know, even cat lovers, really hate being
licked by cats. I don't understand that - I love it. I like that kitty
tongues are scratchy and relatively dry.

I can understand people not liking it. Ketzl, after 3 1/2 years here, has yet
to lick, but my previous cat, Tux, used to lick my forearms. For me, it was a
cross between pleasure and pain: that raspy tongue did tickle, but on the
hair of my arm, it always became slightly irritating after about 5 minutes.
Not to mention that it usually caused the spot to itch afterward. I always
kept anti-itch cream on hand because I'd never discourage her from doing it,
god forbid. (And what was I saying in an earlier message about
self-flagellation...? :-)

--
Joey DoWop Dee
Remember: It is To Laugh

Inge Grotjahn wrote:

The only hitch is trying to train Owl (and any others) to do it on command.
HA! What did I just say? I must be dreaming.

Well, that should be easy with Owl: put some liverwurst on the desired
spot:-)

Well, this is turning out to be a very charming little spa. First put
liverwurst on the person, and then have a cat lick them.

Joyce

Inge Grotjahn wrote:
CatManiacs World: http://www.gwsystems.com/inge

Inge, your site *really* doesn't work with my (non-CSS) browser
(iCab 2.9.9) and in a way I've never seen before - the page you
get to after the Welcome page jumps up and down and blinks.

Weirdly, iCab's error reporting says there's no problem (and it's
picky about correct coding).

Do you really need whatever effect is producing that behaviour?
Maybe that AccessKey thing, whatever it is?

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