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we needsa sherrif atta gramby'z agin



 
 
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Old May 22nd 12, 11:14 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default we needsa sherrif atta gramby'z agin

so der i wuz sweepin onna table mindin mine own buzinezz, when i wuz rudelee
waked up by da soft waffin anna gramby yellin anna OT growlin... it seemz
dat da gramby anna soft wuz shoppin on line fur kukin panz, den whenna
gramby whent to getsa toona card OT seed it anna snatched it up mumblin
abowt takin harri fur lobzterz sumwherez... da gramby grabbed fur herown
toona card anna OT refuzled to gif itsef up... him fowt hard anna long,
onlee leafin a kuple of fang markz inna corner... but da gramby wuz bigger
anna meaner anna snatched it bak... den da soft wuz tellin da furree whu
laffed anna sayed he wuz gowin wiffa harri anna ot ifin lobzterz wuz
infolfed...

so dat iz whut waked mine butee sweep... hoominz whu refuzlezta share derown
toona kardz efin whenna kittee in qweskin waz spesifik az to whut dey
wanted...

Trudi, da sweep deprifed


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Old May 22nd 12, 11:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Default we needsa sherrif atta gramby'z agin

Trudi diZ iz Piglett. U finkz u got itself badd. Da gramby yelled and effen
stomped herown futz at O T. He nearliee bit da korner off dat kard but
wudn't let go until herself took a fingerz anna swatted him on da noze. He
tole me lader, "Don't worry, her haz ta go ta sleepz sumtimmez."

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

so der i wuz sweepin onna table mindin mine own buzinezz, when i wuz rudelee
waked up by da soft waffin anna gramby yellin anna OT growlin... it seemz
dat da gramby anna soft wuz shoppin on line fur kukin panz, den whenna
gramby whent to getsa toona card OT seed it anna snatched it up mumblin
abowt takin harri fur lobzterz sumwherez... da gramby grabbed fur herown
toona card anna OT refuzled to gif itsef up... him fowt hard anna long,
onlee leafin a kuple of fang markz inna corner... but da gramby wuz bigger
anna meaner anna snatched it bak... den da soft wuz tellin da furree whu
laffed anna sayed he wuz gowin wiffa harri anna ot ifin lobzterz wuz
infolfed...

so dat iz whut waked mine butee sweep... hoominz whu refuzlezta share derown
toona kardz efin whenna kittee in qweskin waz spesifik az to whut dey
wanted...

Trudi, da sweep deprifed

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Old May 22nd 12, 11:46 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default we needsa sherrif atta gramby'z agin

watch da purze offa gramby she mite hide itsef in der, trudi
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Trudi diZ iz Piglett. U finkz u got itself badd. Da gramby yelled and
effen stomped herown futz at O T. He nearliee bit da korner off dat kard
but wudn't let go until herself took a fingerz anna swatted him on da
noze. He tole me lader, "Don't worry, her haz ta go ta sleepz sumtimmez."

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

so der i wuz sweepin onna table mindin mine own buzinezz, when i wuz
rudelee
waked up by da soft waffin anna gramby yellin anna OT growlin... it seemz
dat da gramby anna soft wuz shoppin on line fur kukin panz, den whenna
gramby whent to getsa toona card OT seed it anna snatched it up mumblin
abowt takin harri fur lobzterz sumwherez... da gramby grabbed fur herown
toona card anna OT refuzled to gif itsef up... him fowt hard anna long,
onlee leafin a kuple of fang markz inna corner... but da gramby wuz bigger
anna meaner anna snatched it bak... den da soft wuz tellin da furree whu
laffed anna sayed he wuz gowin wiffa harri anna ot ifin lobzterz wuz
infolfed...

so dat iz whut waked mine butee sweep... hoominz whu refuzlezta share
derown
toona kardz efin whenna kittee in qweskin waz spesifik az to whut dey
wanted...

Trudi, da sweep deprifed



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Old May 23rd 12, 08:48 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
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Default we needsa sherrif atta gramby'z agin

Owr Meowmie hydz hur kardz sumowase wer weh kan't git tu dem n Pa keepz hiz
in hiz walut.
Hut gotted reely mad at PookyKat yezturdai wen hur wuz sleepin, wen hym
jumpd rite on hur bak n hit hut kidneyz n hur smaked hym in da fase,
n told hym hym wuz uh BAD CAT!! Dey mayde up.
Den tudai, ai pooped owt uf mai lidderbokz, twise, n hur kaled MEH uh BAD
CAT!!!
Geez, hur iz bein meen tew usses.
Mosey n PookyKat...dialing da sherif


watch da purze offa gramby she mite hide itsef in der, trudi


Trudi diZ iz Piglett. U finkz u got itself badd. Da gramby yelled and
effen stomped herown futz at O T. He nearliee bit da korner off dat kard
but wudn't let go until herself took a fingerz anna swatted him on da
noze. He tole me lader, "Don't worry, her haz ta go ta sleepz sumtimmez."



so der i wuz sweepin onna table mindin mine own buzinezz, when i wuz
rudelee
waked up by da soft waffin anna gramby yellin anna OT growlin... it seemz
dat da gramby anna soft wuz shoppin on line fur kukin panz, den whenna
gramby whent to getsa toona card OT seed it anna snatched it up mumblin
abowt takin harri fur lobzterz sumwherez... da gramby grabbed fur herown
toona card anna OT refuzled to gif itsef up... him fowt hard anna long,
onlee leafin a kuple of fang markz inna corner... but da gramby wuz bigger
anna meaner anna snatched it bak... den da soft wuz tellin da furree whu
laffed anna sayed he wuz gowin wiffa harri anna ot ifin lobzterz wuz
infolfed...

so dat iz whut waked mine butee sweep... hoominz whu refuzlezta share
derown
toona kardz efin whenna kittee in qweskin waz spesifik az to whut dey
wanted...

Trudi, da sweep deprifed


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Old May 23rd 12, 09:10 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Harri Roadcat
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Default we needsa sherrif atta gramby'z agin

On Tue, 22 May 2012 17:21:22 -0500, Gramby wrote:

Trudi diZ iz Piglett. U finkz u got itself badd. Da gramby yelled and
effen stomped herown futz at O T. He nearliee bit da korner off dat kard
but wudn't let go until herself took a fingerz anna swatted him on da
noze. He tole me lader, "Don't worry, her haz ta go ta sleepz
sumtimmez."


OT, don't worry about it. I'll haf Ameliagrump show us how to fine-tune
the teleporter to 'port the cards out of hers purse.

An finking bout takin mineownself out fur lopster is furry sweet. Fangu.

Harri
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Old May 23rd 12, 09:13 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Default we needsa sherrif atta gramby'z agin

I haff da kard now, but u kno we haff ta take Unkle Furry wiff uz?

"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ...

On Tue, 22 May 2012 17:21:22 -0500, Gramby wrote:

Trudi diZ iz Piglett. U finkz u got itself badd. Da gramby yelled and
effen stomped herown futz at O T. He nearliee bit da korner off dat kard
but wudn't let go until herself took a fingerz anna swatted him on da
noze. He tole me lader, "Don't worry, her haz ta go ta sleepz
sumtimmez."


OT, don't worry about it. I'll haf Ameliagrump show us how to fine-tune
the teleporter to 'port the cards out of hers purse.

An finking bout takin mineownself out fur lopster is furry sweet. Fangu.

Harri
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Old May 23rd 12, 09:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Harri Roadcat
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Default we needsa sherrif atta gramby'z agin

On Wed, 23 May 2012 15:13:52 -0500, Gramby wrote:

I haff da kard now, but u kno we haff ta take Unkle Furry wiff uz?


Datz fine, him is gud hoomin.

Harri
 




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