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Kitty Schottland's Wedding Reception



 
 
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Old March 20th 05, 09:42 PM
ChildFree23
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All of a sudden, there is a clatter -- the sound of
horseshoes on
linoleum. A clear glass teleporter, adorned with diamonds
and rubies,
breaks through the time-space continuum and lands gently in
the middle
of the room. Trmpets sound, and out steps Mr. and Mrs.
Boogie The
Harpurr Cat


Concatulashuns tu Mr. and Mrs. Boogie da Harpurr Cat!

Allegra "Great Girtha"
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Wut she sed.

Louise (cat of few words)


Fangu! Allegra, will you play you cello for usses?

Kitty Schottland VC
Chief Tortie In Residence


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Old March 21st 05, 03:24 AM
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On Sun, 20 Mar 2005 21:42:49 GMT, ChildFree23 wrote:


[sniffnosesniffnosecheekrub] Fangu so much! When will you
two be getting winkwinked?

Kitty Schottland VC
Chief Tortie In Residence


Yur welkum, Kitty - an what a bootiful bridecat yew are!

We'ze gettink wedwinked on Joon fifth!
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
3/20/2005 10:23:53 PM
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Old March 21st 05, 06:24 PM
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Tiger thinkz, itsa onnal June 5, minez purr day iz june 4 anna minez lofz
iza June 6 so thinked uzes dat we cuuld takez our celebration fur a whole
week like diz, Tiger, Proud man cat dat remfurz datez
ChildFree23 wrote in message
nk.net...
All the kitties are gathered in the grand ball room, some
meowing to
each other, others meowing just for the sake of it. The
band,
comprised of kitties from Tuxedo Nation, are playing soft
music in the
corner. At the far end of the room, FluffyKits Catering
and Mice Cream
(R) are setting up side by side.

All of a sudden, there is a clatter -- the sound of
horseshoes on
linoleum. A clear glass teleporter, adorned with diamonds
and rubies,
breaks through the time-space continuum and lands gently in
the middle
of the room. Trmpets sound, and out steps Mr. and Mrs.
Boogie The
Harpurr Cat


Tiger an Anaïs walk offur to da teleporter: "What a luffly
cupple yew two
make! Happy wedwink!"


[sniffnosesniffnosecheekrub] Fangu so much! When will you
two be getting winkwinked?

Kitty Schottland VC
Chief Tortie In Residence




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Old March 21st 05, 07:37 PM
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Fangu! Allegra, will you play you cello for usses?

Kitty Schottland VC
Chief Tortie In Residence


Uv cors! Dat iz, unless youre gonna get picky an demand tu recognize da
tunes.

Allegra
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Old March 23rd 05, 03:00 AM
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Fangu! Allegra, will you play you cello for usses?

Kitty Schottland VC
Chief Tortie In Residence


Uv cors! Dat iz, unless youre gonna get picky an demand tu
recognize da tunes.

Allegra


[Fluffy torbie and white prances up and sniffls Allegra's
tail.] Meow, Allegra! I brought my flute. Shall we duet?

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney


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Old March 23rd 05, 03:24 AM
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[Fluffy torbie and white prances up and sniffls Allegra's
tail.] Meow, Allegra! I brought my flute. Shall we duet?

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney


Oh, I'd luff to hear dat! The famous Allegra and mine own luff playing a
duet...

Sammy
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Old March 23rd 05, 02:04 PM
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Fangu! Allegra, will you play you cello for usses?

Kitty Schottland VC
Chief Tortie In Residence


Uv cors! Dat iz, unless youre gonna get picky an demand tu
recognize da tunes.

Allegra



[Fluffy torbie and white prances up and sniffls Allegra's
tail.] Meow, Allegra! I brought my flute. Shall we duet?

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney


I don't think I know dat song. Kin yu hum a few bars?

Wich instrument du yu wanna play?

Allegra
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Old March 23rd 05, 02:04 PM
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[Fluffy torbie and white prances up and sniffls Allegra's tail.]
Meow, Allegra! I brought my flute. Shall we duet?

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney



Oh, I'd luff to hear dat! The famous Allegra and mine own luff playing a
duet...

Sammy


Bring eerplugs!

Louise
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Old March 24th 05, 02:45 AM
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Fangu! Allegra, will you play you cello for usses?

Kitty Schottland VC
Chief Tortie In Residence

Uv cors! Dat iz, unless youre gonna get picky an demand tu
recognize da tunes.

Allegra



[Fluffy torbie and white prances up and sniffls Allegra's
tail.] Meow, Allegra! I brought my flute. Shall we duet?

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney


I don't think I know dat song. Kin yu hum a few bars?

Wich instrument du yu wanna play?

Allegra


I'll play the flute and you play the cello.

The song I would like to dedicate to mine sisfur and
bruffer-in-law goes like this:

"Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper I love you
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me"


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Old March 24th 05, 02:45 AM
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[Fluffy torbie and white prances up and sniffls Allegra's
tail.] Meow, Allegra! I brought my flute. Shall we duet?

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney


Oh, I'd luff to hear dat! The famous Allegra and mine own
luff playing a duet...

Sammy


[Fluffy torbie and white drops her flute and runs over to her
husbandkitty] Oh, Sammy, I've missed you so! [purrpurr
smurglesmurgle nuzzlenuzzle] I just can't stand being away
from yourownselves.

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney


 




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