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  #11  
Old May 20th 11, 01:22 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On 5/19/2011 2:36 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
when i furzt kamed into da wurld i wuza owt kitty, i don't know if i had
hoominz or not, but soft thinked i did beclawz i wuz purtee furndlee...

afur i lifed wif soft anna furree fur abowt fife yearz i stareted limpin on
mine bak fut... now i wuz alla time inna in anna soft wuz beree katcerned
beclawz der wuza lump on mine fut, dat ted cutted ine fut opin anna bee bee
popped owt... den da ted anna furree luked al ofur minesef anna da ted
figured owt i haz sefural beebees dat iz stil inside minesf... ted sayz to
leaf dem der beclawz dey iz too kloze to mine spine ta haffa gud owtcome...
i duzint like pettd on doze spotz, so diz all happined befure i kaned to lif
wiffa soft anna furree... Trudi


How crool sumhoomins iz!

--
Sam
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Old May 20th 11, 01:24 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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dia isa rezun i duzint liksa owt, i know inna in i has soft, furree anna
kibblez anna kowch... no mean hoominz iz 'lowed in... Trudi
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On 5/19/2011 2:36 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
when i furzt kamed into da wurld i wuza owt kitty, i don't know if i had
hoominz or not, but soft thinked i did beclawz i wuz purtee furndlee...

afur i lifed wif soft anna furree fur abowt fife yearz i stareted limpin
on
mine bak fut... now i wuz alla time inna in anna soft wuz beree katcerned
beclawz der wuza lump on mine fut, dat ted cutted ine fut opin anna bee
bee
popped owt... den da ted anna furree luked al ofur minesef anna da ted
figured owt i haz sefural beebees dat iz stil inside minesf... ted sayz
to
leaf dem der beclawz dey iz too kloze to mine spine ta haffa gud
owtcome...
i duzint like pettd on doze spotz, so diz all happined befure i kaned to
lif
wiffa soft anna furree... Trudi


How crool sumhoomins iz!

--
Sam



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Old May 21st 11, 01:17 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On 2011-05-20 9:54 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
dia isa rezun i duzint liksa owt, i know inna in i has soft, furree anna
kibblez anna kowch... no mean hoominz iz 'lowed in... Trudi


I heerd that thu late Betsy wuz lyke that, eggsep fur bein shot. She wuz
an Out cat that Memoie took In, and She neffur effur lyked thu Out much.
Shed sumtymes go Out inna yard wif thu late Many onna string, butted
neffur fur long. An she dint lyke hoomins much, altho she evenchually
lyked Meomie. She thot thu In wuz a much much beddur playce then thu
Out. She hadda chip gone frum one fang an neffur sed how it happined,
butted it happined in the Out dayze

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Sam
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Old May 21st 11, 03:03 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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minesef, barbi anna MH iz notted innerezted inna owt, da chester likeztsa go
inna owt anna efin learned howta opin da skrene door... OEJ takez likin da
owt by spellz, anna storrmmee onlee getted inna owt onze so she izunt sayin,
Trudi
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On 2011-05-20 9:54 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
dia isa rezun i duzint liksa owt, i know inna in i has soft, furree anna
kibblez anna kowch... no mean hoominz iz 'lowed in... Trudi


I heerd that thu late Betsy wuz lyke that, eggsep fur bein shot. She wuz
an Out cat that Memoie took In, and She neffur effur lyked thu Out much.
Shed sumtymes go Out inna yard wif thu late Many onna string, butted
neffur fur long. An she dint lyke hoomins much, altho she evenchually
lyked Meomie. She thot thu In wuz a much much beddur playce then thu Out.
She hadda chip gone frum one fang an neffur sed how it happined, butted it
happined in the Out dayze

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Sam



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Old May 23rd 11, 05:21 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Dat iz gud tew heer, da soft n furree r sutch nise hoomins, n dey tayke
sutch gud kare uff yew n luff yew n yer clowdermates.
But ai still sai MRRRRRRRRRT at hoominz hoo hurt n neeglext pore
d*ggies n cats. Puuuuuuuuuuuuuurrs fur uh long tyme uff happeeness fur yer
famlee. Luffs, Mosey

it wuza long time ago anna i mineself choosed soft when i seed hersef atta
bak door, so its all fine now, Trudi


"Mosey =^..^="
Oh, pore Trudi.. MRRRRRRT on dem meen hoominz hoo putted dem bee beez in
yew wiff uh gun.
Shayme on dem!! Whai dew dey dew doze fingz?
Yew wur vury lukky tew hab soft n furree tew tayke kare uff yew n luff
yew. yeUP
Hoomins hoo iz meen tew cats, dogs or inny kind uff aminal shud beh
punisud harshlee!!!.
Mosey...hissed awf ubaowt heering awl diz. !!!

when i furzt kamed into da wurld i wuza owt kitty, i don't know if i had
hoominz or not, but soft thinked i did beclawz i wuz purtee furndlee...


afur i lifed wif soft anna furree fur abowt fife yearz i stareted limpin
on mine bak fut... now i wuz alla time inna in anna soft wuz beree
katcerned beclawz der wuza lump on mine fut, dat ted cutted ine fut opin
anna bee bee popped owt... den da ted anna furree luked al ofur minesef
anna da ted figured owt i haz sefural beebees dat iz stil inside minesf...
ted sayz to leaf dem der beclawz dey iz too kloze to mine spine ta haffa
gud owtcome... i duzint like pettd on doze spotz, so diz all happined
befure i kaned to lif wiffa soft anna furree... Trudi


Theer wuz a kinda sad story onna lokul noos last nite. Sum hoomin lady
wuz tellin effurywun bout how hur dottir's cat gotten shot. Meomie wuz a
bit sinicul, cuz thu lady sed she dint think enywun inna small rural
kommmunity wud shoot a cat and she thot it wuz ataked by a coyote furst,
an Meomie sed hoomins iz thu same effurywere and sum iz crool an
thotless, an enyway wuz thu cat rilly an Out cat if coyotes wuz inna
area???? Or maybe it snuk out.

But she luvved thu video uv thu cat. It wuz a hansum tabby an she alwayz
haz a weekness fur stripey cats altho neethur me nor Cinnamon haz
stripes. An she liked thu way thu hoomins tuk thu cat tu TED, altho I
reely finks that if thu TED HASTA steel thu cat's leg, he shudnt charge
so meny toonas tu du it!!! Yes, thu cat losted itz leg tu TED, but it
seemed furry confurtabul an content even wifout thu leg anna sum furz.

Meomie sez lotsa cats an d*gs duz jus fine wif three legs, but yu gits
idyots wif BB guns an 22s effurywere an they kin hurt hoomins or cats or
d*gs.

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Sam



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Old May 23rd 11, 05:33 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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ai ugree wiff boff lorili n da soft ubaowt duh punishmunt uff meen hoominz
hoo hurt pore kitties. yeUP
Gud poynt Trudi Mosey


well to here da soft tellz it ifin it duzint happin now, it willz laterz...
she thinkz dat mean hoomin hell iz where dey are forcedta see hoominz anna
kittees pwayin anna hafin fun while dey iz alla lone wif no ofur hoominz or
aminal furndz ta be near dem, Trudi


:

when i furzt kamed into da wurld i wuza owt kitty, i don't know if i had
hoominz or not, but soft thinked i did beclawz i wuz purtee furndlee...

afur i lifed wif soft anna furree fur abowt fife yearz i stareted limpin
on
mine bak fut... now i wuz alla time inna in anna soft wuz beree katcerned
beclawz der wuza lump on mine fut, dat ted cutted ine fut opin anna bee
bee
popped owt... den da ted anna furree luked al ofur minesef anna da ted
figured owt i haz sefural beebees dat iz stil inside minesf... ted sayz to
leaf dem der beclawz dey iz too kloze to mine spine ta haffa gud
owtcome...
i duzint like pettd on doze spotz, so diz all happined befure i kaned to
lif
wiffa soft anna furree... Trudi



ai am happi dat doze mean hoomins dident hurt yourownself enny moar dan
dey didz.

ai dident gnow abawt dis happenin tu yourownsef.

yourownsef kouda bin kilded frum da beebees dat yourownself wuz shotted
wif

ai wishes dat ALLA da hoomins wud bee liek da gnice hoominz dat haz
kittehs dat r heer onna RPCC

buttid sew manni hoomins r meen anna krual tu kittehs dat just wanna bee
fwrends wit dems

ai wishes dat sumfin badbad wud happin tu hoomins iffen day du somfin
badbad tu kittehs

dat onli seemz fare tu myownself

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^..^

lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez


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Old May 23rd 11, 05:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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(Gandalf)"
On Thu, 19 May 2011 08:32:15 -0230, Cheryl :

Theer wuz a kinda sad story onna lokul noos last nite. Sum hoomin lady
wuz tellin effurywun bout how hur dottir's cat gotten shot. Meomie wuz a
bit sinicul, cuz thu lady sed she dint think enywun inna small rural
kommmunity wud shoot a cat and she thot it wuz ataked by a coyote furst,
an Meomie sed hoomins iz thu same effurywere and sum iz crool an
thotless, an enyway wuz thu cat rilly an Out cat if coyotes wuz inna
area???? Or maybe it snuk out.

But she luvved thu video uv thu cat. It wuz a hansum tabby an she alwayz
haz a weekness fur stripey cats altho neethur me nor Cinnamon haz
stripes. An she liked thu way thu hoomins tuk thu cat tu TED, altho I
reely finks that if thu TED HASTA steel thu cat's leg, he shudnt charge
so meny toonas tu du it!!! Yes, thu cat losted itz leg tu TED, but it
seemed furry confurtabul an content even wifout thu leg anna sum furz.

Meomie sez lotsa cats an d*gs duz jus fine wif three legs, but yu gits
idyots wif BB guns an 22s effurywere an they kin hurt hoomins or cats or
d*gs.



Mosey MRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!! ai am sew gwad wee awl hafta stai IN,
mai meowmie duzznt wike gunz at awl..nope. Hur finks dem iz badbad. ..

Small town are probably much WORSE, as far as a cat getting shot, in my
opinion.
There is much less law enforcement, and some people wouldn't even report
if they heard a gun shot, since there could be vermin that people NEED
to shoot, in a small rural community.
Just another reason to keep your cat indoors.
I'm very glad the cat didn't die; at first I thought it did.
The cat should be fine with three legs, though.
I'm sure the surgery is very expensive, though I'm also sure it's well
worth it.

I didn't buy food, or my asthma medication, when I was trying to save
Kenzie

Auntie Kyla gives her friend Unka Gandalf a BIG
((((((((((Gandalf))))))))))
and hopes that makes him feel a little better

 




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