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Old March 2nd 12, 01:31 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Letted ussses Condem Uncl Bill

Da uther gnite, wen Uncl Bill wusn' home, Mommy Micki cookd sum
WUNNERFUL chickum. She shard it wiff me an da Bear an widdle Samanfa.
She wood haff gifd som to WooToo awlso butted WooToo don' eeted Peepl
fuds. We all got plenny to eet an sat aroun an relaxd and burpd an
talkt about how wunnerful da chickum was. An Mommy Micki had a hole
NUTHER bigbig pees dat shee putted in da refriginator and we was CITED
beclaws we gnu shee wood shar it wiff usses.

Da nex MORNING, Uncl Bill putted dat chickum in a boks an put da boks
in a bag an tookd it off to his w*rk an eeted it AWL four lunch. He
dint share non ob it wiff usses.

Ladees an gentlekittties ob da jury, I ress mine case.

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Missy

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Old March 2nd 12, 01:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Thu, 1 Mar 2012 16:31:37 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven wrote:

Da uther gnite, wen Uncl Bill wusn' home, Mommy Micki cookd sum
WUNNERFUL chickum. She shard it wiff me an da Bear an widdle Samanfa.
She wood haff gifd som to WooToo awlso butted WooToo don' eeted Peepl
fuds. We all got plenny to eet an sat aroun an relaxd and burpd an
talkt about how wunnerful da chickum was. An Mommy Micki had a hole
NUTHER bigbig pees dat shee putted in da refriginator and we was CITED
beclaws we gnu shee wood shar it wiff usses.

Da nex MORNING, Uncl Bill putted dat chickum in a boks an put da boks
in a bag an tookd it off to his w*rk an eeted it AWL four lunch. He
dint share non ob it wiff usses.

Ladees an gentlekittties ob da jury, I ress mine case.


Cybèle: Oh mine towz! Da horror! [faints] Steeling chickum from a poor,
starfink furry kitty-cat! Put himseff in jayl!

Oriane: I iz bizzy pwaying wif da empty boks dat da wunnerful UPS man browt!
Humanz - who needs dem!

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul.”
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

3/1/2012 7:48:35 PM
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Old March 2nd 12, 02:24 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Default Letted ussses Condem Uncl Bill

We fink he shud be sentenced to bootkamp.

Booker, Chappy an Snowflake, three votez fur bootkamp sentence.

On 3/1/2012 4:31 PM, Will in New Haven wrote:
Da uther gnite, wen Uncl Bill wusn' home, Mommy Micki cookd sum
WUNNERFUL chickum. She shard it wiff me an da Bear an widdle Samanfa.
She wood haff gifd som to WooToo awlso butted WooToo don' eeted Peepl
fuds. We all got plenny to eet an sat aroun an relaxd and burpd an
talkt about how wunnerful da chickum was. An Mommy Micki had a hole
NUTHER bigbig pees dat shee putted in da refriginator and we was CITED
beclaws we gnu shee wood shar it wiff usses.

Da nex MORNING, Uncl Bill putted dat chickum in a boks an put da boks
in a bag an tookd it off to his w*rk an eeted it AWL four lunch. He
dint share non ob it wiff usses.

Ladees an gentlekittties ob da jury, I ress mine case.

--
Missy

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Old March 2nd 12, 03:35 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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Default Letted ussses Condem Uncl Bill

On Thu, 1 Mar 2012 16:31:37 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven
wrote:

Da uther gnite, wen Uncl Bill wusn' home, Mommy Micki cookd sum
WUNNERFUL chickum. She shard it wiff me an da Bear an widdle Samanfa.
She wood haff gifd som to WooToo awlso butted WooToo don' eeted Peepl
fuds. We all got plenny to eet an sat aroun an relaxd and burpd an
talkt about how wunnerful da chickum was. An Mommy Micki had a hole
NUTHER bigbig pees dat shee putted in da refriginator and we was CITED
beclaws we gnu shee wood shar it wiff usses.

Da nex MORNING, Uncl Bill putted dat chickum in a boks an put da boks
in a bag an tookd it off to his w*rk an eeted it AWL four lunch. He
dint share non ob it wiff usses.

Ladees an gentlekittties ob da jury, I ress mine case.



dis is krimminil. i yam appoplekktic.
lokk him up without his fuz and eet his fudz instead!
beauty solving the problem
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Old March 2nd 12, 04:55 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Da uther gnite, wen Uncl Bill wusn' home, Mommy Micki cookd sum
WUNNERFUL chickum. She shard it wiff me an da Bear an widdle Samanfa.
She wood haff gifd som to WooToo awlso butted WooToo don' eeted Peepl
fuds. We all got plenny to eet an sat aroun an relaxd and burpd an
talkt about how wunnerful da chickum was. An Mommy Micki had a hole
NUTHER bigbig pees dat shee putted in da refriginator and we was CITED
beclaws we gnu shee wood shar it wiff usses.

Da nex MORNING, Uncl Bill putted dat chickum in a boks an put da boks
in a bag an tookd it off to his w*rk an eeted it AWL four lunch. He
dint share non ob it wiff usses.

Ladees an gentlekittties ob da jury, I ress mine case.

--
Missy

Kawl da Sherrif, n we nead uh judge en heer. yeUP
Mosey
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Old March 2nd 12, 04:59 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Weh awl ugre tew dat tew. yeUP

Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps , fore votez fur bootkamp sentence!

We fink he shud be sentenced to bootkamp.


Booker, Chappy an Snowflake, three votez fur bootkamp sentence.



Da uther gnite, wen Uncl Bill wusn' home, Mommy Micki cookd sum
WUNNERFUL chickum. She shard it wiff me an da Bear an widdle Samanfa.
She wood haff gifd som to WooToo awlso butted WooToo don' eeted Peepl
fuds. We all got plenny to eet an sat aroun an relaxd and burpd an
talkt about how wunnerful da chickum was. An Mommy Micki had a hole
NUTHER bigbig pees dat shee putted in da refriginator and we was CITED
beclaws we gnu shee wood shar it wiff usses.

Da nex MORNING, Uncl Bill putted dat chickum in a boks an put da boks
in a bag an tookd it off to his w*rk an eeted it AWL four lunch. He
dint share non ob it wiff usses.

Ladees an gentlekittties ob da jury, I ress mine case.

--
Missy

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Old March 2nd 12, 03:51 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Samuel Redcat Mahoney
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Default Letted ussses Condem Uncl Bill

Da nex MORNING, Uncl Bill putted dat chickum in a boks an put da boks in
a bag an tookd it off to his w*rk an eeted it AWL four lunch. He dint
share non ob it wiff usses.

Ladees an gentlekittties ob da jury, I ress mine case.


As Chief Justicat it iz mineown ruling dat Unka Bill be sentenced to
providing egzellent cooked chikum to Missy an fambily.
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Old March 2nd 12, 08:29 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Mar 1, 4:31*pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:
Da uther gnite, wen Uncl Bill wusn' home, Mommy Micki cookd sum
WUNNERFUL chickum. She shard it wiff me an da Bear an widdle Samanfa.
She wood haff gifd som to WooToo awlso butted WooToo don' eeted Peepl
fuds. We all got plenny to eet an sat aroun an relaxd and burpd an
talkt about how wunnerful da chickum was. An Mommy Micki had a hole
NUTHER bigbig pees dat shee putted in da refriginator and we was CITED
beclaws we gnu shee wood shar it wiff usses.

Da nex MORNING, Uncl Bill putted dat chickum in a boks an put da boks
in a bag an tookd it off to his w*rk an eeted it AWL four lunch. He
dint share non ob it wiff usses.

Ladees an gentlekittties ob da jury, I ress mine case.

--
Missy


Pwees dont cwy offur peepl fud. It iss onwy fur sniffing atted.
An awso he shud bee fired.
Meowy
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Old March 3rd 12, 12:18 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Da uther gnite, wen Uncl Bill wusn' home, Mommy Micki cookd sum
WUNNERFUL chickum. She shard it wiff me an da Bear an widdle Samanfa.
She wood haff gifd som to WooToo awlso butted WooToo don' eeted Peepl
fuds. We all got plenny to eet an sat aroun an relaxd and burpd an
talkt about how wunnerful da chickum was. An Mommy Micki had a hole
NUTHER bigbig pees dat shee putted in da refriginator and we was CITED
beclaws we gnu shee wood shar it wiff usses.

Da nex MORNING, Uncl Bill putted dat chickum in a boks an put da boks
in a bag an tookd it off to his w*rk an eeted it AWL four lunch. He
dint share non ob it wiff usses.

Ladees an gentlekittties ob da jury, I ress mine case.

--
Missy


Pwees dont cwy offur peepl fud. It iss onwy fur sniffing atted.
An awso he shud bee fired.
Meowy


Hai Meowy,
Weh dunt git peepl fudz, n ef hym gitz fired, hym wunt hab toonas fur cat n
d*g fudz nor hoomin fudz.
Somecats dew wike peeple fudz n d*gs tew. yeUP. *shrug*
Datz wat ai fink
Mosey

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Old March 3rd 12, 12:21 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Da nex MORNING, Uncl Bill putted dat chickum in a boks an put da boks in
a bag an tookd it off to his w*rk an eeted it AWL four lunch. He dint
share non ob it wiff usses.

Ladees an gentlekittties ob da jury, I ress mine case.


As Chief Justicat it iz mineown ruling dat Unka Bill be sentenced to
providing egzellent cooked chikum to Missy an fambily.


Ranger, iz Chief Justicat da sayne fing az uh Juge?
ai dunt hab uh job in diz wunnerful Community

Pipps--pouting
 




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