What should I do?

Here's my situation:

I drove home late last night and drove over the neighbour's cat. What
should I do?

(a) hide the cat and let them think it ran away?

(b) wedge the cat under the neighbor's tire so they think they did it?

(c) paint a hexagram on their front lawn and put the cat in the middle
so they think that crazy Satanists did it?

(d) throw the cat into my other neighbour's yard?

(e) tell them that the cat will come back?

(f) claim that I had the right of way and the cat had no business
running in front of the car when it obviously knew I was going to
accelerate?

(g) put the cat in the garborator so there isn't any evidence?

(h) put the cat in a tree, call the fire department and let them try
to explain it?

(i) explain that when cats get to a certain age they just lie around a
lot and smell bad?

(j) tell them that I ran over their cat with my car?

(l) move away?

(m) buy them a new cat that looks exactly like it?

(n) drive over the rest of the cat's in the neighbourhood and claim
that I was on a mission from god?

(r) send them a bill for services rendered?

(t) have the cat stuffed and put it on their front lawn so they won't
notice a thing?

(u) mail it to them so they blame it on the postal service?

(v) blow it up?

(w) say that I saw space aliens land a flying saucer on top of it just
before they got out and took my socks?

(x) I don't know?

(y) why not?

(z) claim a heard of African zebras stampeded my car causing me to
swerve and hit the cat?

On 25 May 2004 09:26:19 -0700, (James Marz)
wrote:

Here's my situation:

I drove home late last night and drove over the neighbour's cat. What
should I do?

(a) hide the cat and let them think it ran away?

(b) wedge the cat under the neighbor's tire so they think they did it?

(c) paint a hexagram on their front lawn and put the cat in the middle
so they think that crazy Satanists did it?

(d) throw the cat into my other neighbour's yard?

(e) tell them that the cat will come back?

(f) claim that I had the right of way and the cat had no business
running in front of the car when it obviously knew I was going to
accelerate?

(g) put the cat in the garborator so there isn't any evidence?

(h) put the cat in a tree, call the fire department and let them try
to explain it?

(i) explain that when cats get to a certain age they just lie around a
lot and smell bad?

(j) tell them that I ran over their cat with my car?

(l) move away?

(m) buy them a new cat that looks exactly like it?

(n) drive over the rest of the cat's in the neighbourhood and claim
that I was on a mission from god?

(r) send them a bill for services rendered?

(t) have the cat stuffed and put it on their front lawn so they won't
notice a thing?

(u) mail it to them so they blame it on the postal service?

(v) blow it up?

(w) say that I saw space aliens land a flying saucer on top of it just
before they got out and took my socks?

(x) I don't know?

(y) why not?

(z) claim a heard of African zebras stampeded my car causing me to
swerve and hit the cat?

Make an appointment with a shrink.

On 25 May 2004 09:26:19 -0700, (James Marz)
wrote:

Here's my situation:

I drove home late last night and drove over the neighbour's cat. What
should I do?

(a) hide the cat and let them think it ran away?

(b) wedge the cat under the neighbor's tire so they think they did it?

(c) paint a hexagram on their front lawn and put the cat in the middle
so they think that crazy Satanists did it?

(d) throw the cat into my other neighbour's yard?

(e) tell them that the cat will come back?

(f) claim that I had the right of way and the cat had no business
running in front of the car when it obviously knew I was going to
accelerate?

(g) put the cat in the garborator so there isn't any evidence?

(h) put the cat in a tree, call the fire department and let them try
to explain it?

(i) explain that when cats get to a certain age they just lie around a
lot and smell bad?

(j) tell them that I ran over their cat with my car?

(l) move away?

(m) buy them a new cat that looks exactly like it?

(n) drive over the rest of the cat's in the neighbourhood and claim
that I was on a mission from god?

(r) send them a bill for services rendered?

(t) have the cat stuffed and put it on their front lawn so they won't
notice a thing?

(u) mail it to them so they blame it on the postal service?

(v) blow it up?

(w) say that I saw space aliens land a flying saucer on top of it just
before they got out and took my socks?

(x) I don't know?

(y) why not?

(z) claim a heard of African zebras stampeded my car causing me to
swerve and hit the cat?

Make an appointment with a shrink.

Make an appointment with a shrink.


or z1: eat **** and die?

Make an appointment with a shrink.


or z1: eat **** and die?