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  #231  
Old February 24th 11, 11:47 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default Da Cocktail pawty

Antee Sylvia wint tu Kittyleena Ayeland.
hur gotted seesik on da way bak...LOL

Dere ar flyink fisheez at da sooshee bar.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Community Cats" wrote in message
...
Heelo uhgin, Pepe an Gigi
Nice tu see ya boff uhgin.
I didn't yu kno dat yu lifft in Cattyfurnya tuu, Datz twu tingz we
hab
in commun, Cattyfurnya an bein Blak an Wite. I tink yuz ar marked
sooo
artiztikkulee.


Hello, Miz 'toonya. Yep, we live on Catalina Island wif Jocko da
diving
cat an Big Mama da panther.

Your black an white coloring is quite 'ttractif too.

Gigi


  #232  
Old February 24th 11, 11:48 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_9_]
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Mosey sez tew Trudi: waow, yoo wook wike mai neffew PookyKat unlee he haz
uh awl bwak fase. Wee shud dew da skunk stomp wen we hab da danse..ya
thimk?

da furree sayz it wurkz reallee well wif minesef beclawz of mine kolorin,
himz sayed dat wiffa little white shoe polish i kuld bea skunk fur
halloween, Trudi


Piglett laughs at Trudi. Dat skunk stomp kan surez get sumonez tension if
done rite.


"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
trudi looks up as amellia is talking she sees herown skunk furnds,
remfurs dat she just did the skumk stomp when she was discussing lizzie
and laffs owt lowd,

I wuz juzt havin a think abowt ursefz anna i was so mad i did yourown
stomp,

Trudi
"Amelia" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 21 Feb 2011 09:00:07 -0600, Amelia wrote:

[From her table Amelia hears the sound of whispering from behind the
potted plant outside the entrance to the lounge. She goes out to
investigate and find two skunks hiding behind the plant talking.]

"We can't go in there, we'z skunks an dey's all kitties."

"Yes, but we've partied with them before and they've all been cool."

"But there are new kitties in there. They won't like us."

"Sure dey will!"

[Not wanting to spy, Amelia steps around the plant and speaks up.]

Pepe, Gigi, how good to see you! It's been ages. I'm so glad you were
able to join us on this adventure. Come sit at my table, I've got lots
of
friends there, some of whom you know and some who would love to meet
you.

[The two skunks follow Amelia nervously.]

Everybody, I'd like to introduce Pepe and Gigi. They have been on other
adventures with us, and they are great friends. Pepe, Gigi, how would
you like some sushi?






  #233  
Old February 25th 11, 12:12 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs Lachatte
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Default Da Cocktail pawty

On Wed, 23 Feb 2011 17:54:54 -0800, Rebecca's
nimble, little paws typed:

Yes, dey did a jerry-atrik panel, and dey sed itself wuz purrfeck.


Well, den, a toast to yur purrfekt health!

[raises glass] Concatulashuns!

What do you finks ob dis Grasshopper?

--
All my Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

2/24/2011 7:11:28 PM
  #234  
Old February 25th 11, 12:49 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
cshenk
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Default Da Cocktail pawty (was: Da Crooze beginz!)

Enjoying their meal emmensely, all compliment Anais on the excellent
provender.

Yawning though, Cash and Aunti Mabel decide to call it an early night.
Daisy-chan looks at da Bear and asks if he'd like to dance for a bit?

She waits with eager eyes to see if he wants to play for a little longer.
She's ready to dance her toes to nail-nibs as always come evening. da Bear
looks and says she looks wunnerfurr!


Laughing, a group from the bar is finally ready and enter the cocktail
pawty. In the lead is Jack Gordon who spys Trudi and goes to meet her
(sorry i am late my dear!).

A group enter with multiple escorts and find the larger table suits but is
just a little short. Aunti Mabel ASL's a catender for permission to add
two tables and they offer to move them but da Bear and Cash have it on
back already and have trotted it into place having noted they were not
minding. Eyeing the taller tables, one of the catenders dashes off and
returns with the lift ottoman for Ms Aunti Mabel (and bigger chairs for
Cash and da Bear).

Others settle about the room or their table then there is a short silence
as they all peruse the menu.

Setting theirs down, Mabel and Sukie have decided and 2 catenders come to
take their orders then work around the table.

'I'z like the octopus minced fine please for an appetizer then later, the
veal with truffles fixed minced aanna as rare as your kitchen allows. Iz
also like to have a small side plate so I can share wif one who just would
like to try some. White italian table wine for me, thank you' says Aunti
Mabel.

Daisy-chan on the other end says 'I'd like the Lousiana crayfish, heads on
still please, and later the red snapper with nip butter sounds wunnerful!
Oh and a small side plate please. Nip wine please." 'Have you decided
yet Sukie?'

Sukie to her side wonders if the oysters bite back but decides to take a
chance then have duck for the main course. 'I'll try a white nip wine,
just a little glass' she adds.

As the catenders work their way about the table, they note with amusement
folks offset dishes and have asked for little extra plates so everyone can
taste what they didn't order.

Mosey and her friends wave across a fast filling room.



  #235  
Old February 25th 11, 01:14 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Da Cocktail pawty

ursef kan azak band ta pway muzik, Trudi
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Mosey sez tew Trudi: waow, yoo wook wike mai neffew PookyKat unlee he haz
uh awl bwak fase. Wee shud dew da skunk stomp wen we hab da danse..ya
thimk?

da furree sayz it wurkz reallee well wif minesef beclawz of mine kolorin,
himz sayed dat wiffa little white shoe polish i kuld bea skunk fur
halloween, Trudi


Piglett laughs at Trudi. Dat skunk stomp kan surez get sumonez tension
if done rite.


"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
trudi looks up as amellia is talking she sees herown skunk furnds,
remfurs dat she just did the skumk stomp when she was discussing lizzie
and laffs owt lowd,

I wuz juzt havin a think abowt ursefz anna i was so mad i did yourown
stomp,

Trudi
"Amelia" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 21 Feb 2011 09:00:07 -0600, Amelia wrote:

[From her table Amelia hears the sound of whispering from behind the
potted plant outside the entrance to the lounge. She goes out to
investigate and find two skunks hiding behind the plant talking.]

"We can't go in there, we'z skunks an dey's all kitties."

"Yes, but we've partied with them before and they've all been cool."

"But there are new kitties in there. They won't like us."

"Sure dey will!"

[Not wanting to spy, Amelia steps around the plant and speaks up.]

Pepe, Gigi, how good to see you! It's been ages. I'm so glad you were
able to join us on this adventure. Come sit at my table, I've got lots
of
friends there, some of whom you know and some who would love to meet
you.

[The two skunks follow Amelia nervously.]

Everybody, I'd like to introduce Pepe and Gigi. They have been on other
adventures with us, and they are great friends. Pepe, Gigi, how would
you like some sushi?








  #236  
Old February 25th 11, 01:17 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Da Cocktail pawty (was: Da Crooze beginz!)

On Feb 24, 7:49*pm, "cshenk" wrote:
Enjoying their meal emmensely, *all compliment Anais on the excellent
provender.

Yawning though, Cash and Aunti Mabel decide to call it an early night.
Daisy-chan looks at da Bear and asks if he'd like to dance for a bit?

She waits with eager eyes to see if he wants to play for a little longer.
She's ready to dance her toes to nail-nibs as always come evening. *da Bear
looks and says she looks wunnerfurr!


Mine frens ar gonna play sum musik. If yoo don' mine dat i clumsy, we
can dans.

--
Da Bear


Laughing, a group from the bar is finally ready and enter the cocktail
pawty. *In the lead is Jack Gordon who spys Trudi and goes to meet her
(sorry i am late my dear!).


A group enter with multiple escorts and find the larger table suits but is
just a little short. *Aunti Mabel ASL's a catender for permission to add
two tables and they offer to move them but da Bear and Cash have it on
back already and have trotted it into place having noted they were not
minding. Eyeing the taller tables, one of the catenders dashes off and
returns with the lift ottoman for Ms Aunti Mabel (and bigger chairs for
Cash and da Bear).


Others settle about the room or their table then there is a short silence
as they all peruse the menu.


Setting theirs down, Mabel and Sukie have decided and 2 catenders come to
take their orders then work around the table.


'I'z like the octopus minced fine please for an appetizer then later, the
veal with truffles fixed minced aanna as rare as your kitchen allows. *Iz
also like to have a small side plate so I can share wif one who just would
like to try some. *White italian table wine for me, thank you' says Aunti
Mabel.


Daisy-chan on the other end says 'I'd like the Lousiana crayfish, heads on
still please, and later the red snapper with nip butter sounds wunnerful!
Oh and a small side plate please. *Nip wine please." *'Have you decided
yet Sukie?'


Sukie to her side wonders if the oysters bite back but decides to take a
chance then have duck for the main course. *'I'll try a white nip wine,
just a little glass' she adds.


As the catenders work their way about the table, they note with amusement
folks offset dishes and have asked for little extra plates so everyone can
taste what they didn't order.


Mosey and her friends wave across a fast filling room.


  #237  
Old February 25th 11, 01:39 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Da Cocktail pawty (was: Da Crooze beginz!)

trudi hugs her two retiring frundz, and sayz,... now ifin ursefz takesa nap
anna wantsa come bak purleze du, itz allatime more fun wiffa bunc more ta
danze, we iz prolee hafin some grup danzes afur efurone finished da gud
dinner...

Trudi
"cshenk" wrote in message
news
Enjoying their meal emmensely, all compliment Anais on the excellent
provender.

Yawning though, Cash and Aunti Mabel decide to call it an early night.
Daisy-chan looks at da Bear and asks if he'd like to dance for a bit?

She waits with eager eyes to see if he wants to play for a little longer.
She's ready to dance her toes to nail-nibs as always come evening. da
Bear looks and says she looks wunnerfurr!


Laughing, a group from the bar is finally ready and enter the cocktail
pawty. In the lead is Jack Gordon who spys Trudi and goes to meet her
(sorry i am late my dear!).

A group enter with multiple escorts and find the larger table suits but
is just a little short. Aunti Mabel ASL's a catender for permission to
add two tables and they offer to move them but da Bear and Cash have it
on back already and have trotted it into place having noted they were not
minding. Eyeing the taller tables, one of the catenders dashes off and
returns with the lift ottoman for Ms Aunti Mabel (and bigger chairs for
Cash and da Bear).

Others settle about the room or their table then there is a short silence
as they all peruse the menu.

Setting theirs down, Mabel and Sukie have decided and 2 catenders come to
take their orders then work around the table.

'I'z like the octopus minced fine please for an appetizer then later, the
veal with truffles fixed minced aanna as rare as your kitchen allows. Iz
also like to have a small side plate so I can share wif one who just
would like to try some. White italian table wine for me, thank you' says
Aunti Mabel.

Daisy-chan on the other end says 'I'd like the Lousiana crayfish, heads
on still please, and later the red snapper with nip butter sounds
wunnerful! Oh and a small side plate please. Nip wine please." 'Have
you decided yet Sukie?'

Sukie to her side wonders if the oysters bite back but decides to take a
chance then have duck for the main course. 'I'll try a white nip wine,
just a little glass' she adds.

As the catenders work their way about the table, they note with amusement
folks offset dishes and have asked for little extra plates so everyone
can taste what they didn't order.

Mosey and her friends wave across a fast filling room.





  #238  
Old February 25th 11, 02:19 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
cshenk
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Default Da Cocktail pawty (was: Da Crooze beginz!)

Enjoying their meal emmensely, all compliment Anais on the excellent
provender.


Yawning though, Cash and Aunti Mabel decide to call it an early night.


Softly Aunti and Cash saunter to the door but stop to admire 2 lovely black
and white HC's of a different variety. Greeting them they find they are
Pepe and Gigi. Cash stands back with a big goofy grin but Aunti Mabel who
doesn't scare a mouse comes over and gives them both a happy welcome lick.
They understand and squirm in happy ways to know HC's come in all sorts and
are all accepted.

With a happy wagtail, Aunti promises to come see them more tomorrow but
{yawn} she needs a nap.

Daisy-chan looks at da Bear and asks if he'd like to dance for a bit?


She waits with eager eyes to see if he wants to play for a little longer.
She's ready to dance her toes to nail-nibs as always come evening. da
Bear
looks and says she looks wunnerfurr!


Mine frens ar gonna play sum musik. If yoo don' mine dat i clumsy, we
can dans.


'Ah da Bear, I will be delighted! Anna you aren't clumsy. You'z jus
purrfectly big anna so needs more space to be graceful dan we haf inside.'
Murfung with glee, she reminds him that poor WooToo has been running rear
guard tail referee for Cash for a bit.

Daisy-chan gently backs to the dance floor, guiding da Bear with her eyes to
follow her. Knowing if he moves slow, his natural grace will shine, she
plots out the music for a dance or so.

The dance floor has a center spotlight and she backs just enough to be out
of it then silently tells the catender she knows does ASL (from watching
Aunti Mabel converse with him) to start a gentle dance set. As the first
violins and soft horns start, she enters the light gently drawing him to her
with his eyes and rubs her cheek along his. Unaware of it, he looks very
graceful to all watchers.

Slowly, she begins to dance with him and the slow music has him moving as
easy as warm honey across the floor. Side to side, then nose to nose, they
drift in tandem. He may not know how to kick-lift his feet in time but he
has a charming natural habit of a tail 'dance' that is totally in time with
the music and facinates the others watching the first set of dancers for the
evening. As the first dance ends. He misses all the clapping because
Daisy-chan is nose poinking his nose and like most males, he kinda loses
track at those moments.

'Ah da Bear' says Daisy-chan, 'purrhaps you needed a different purrtner? I
found your dancing to be most wunnerful! Would you like to try another or
go to the bar for a drink first?'

  #239  
Old February 25th 11, 05:19 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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"cshenk" wrote in message
...
Enjoying their meal emmensely, all compliment Anais on the excellent
provender.


Yawning though, Cash and Aunti Mabel decide to call it an early
night.


Softly Aunti and Cash saunter to the door but stop to admire 2 lovely
black and white HC's of a different variety. Greeting them they find
they are Pepe and Gigi. Cash stands back with a big goofy grin but
Aunti Mabel who doesn't scare a mouse comes over and gives them both a
happy welcome lick. They understand and squirm in happy ways to know
HC's come in all sorts and are all accepted.

With a happy wagtail, Aunti promises to come see them more tomorrow
but {yawn} she needs a nap.

Daisy-chan looks at da Bear and asks if he'd like to dance for a
bit?


She waits with eager eyes to see if he wants to play for a little
longer.
She's ready to dance her toes to nail-nibs as always come evening.
da Bear
looks and says she looks wunnerfurr!


Mine frens ar gonna play sum musik. If yoo don' mine dat i clumsy, we
can dans.


'Ah da Bear, I will be delighted! Anna you aren't clumsy. You'z jus
purrfectly big anna so needs more space to be graceful dan we haf
inside.' Murfung with glee, she reminds him that poor WooToo has been
running rear guard tail referee for Cash for a bit.

Daisy-chan gently backs to the dance floor, guiding da Bear with her
eyes to follow her. Knowing if he moves slow, his natural grace will
shine, she plots out the music for a dance or so.

The dance floor has a center spotlight and she backs just enough to be
out of it then silently tells the catender she knows does ASL (from
watching Aunti Mabel converse with him) to start a gentle dance set.
As the first violins and soft horns start, she enters the light gently
drawing him to her with his eyes and rubs her cheek along his. Unaware
of it, he looks very graceful to all watchers.

Slowly, she begins to dance with him and the slow music has him moving
as easy as warm honey across the floor. Side to side, then nose to
nose, they drift in tandem. He may not know how to kick-lift his feet
in time but he has a charming natural habit of a tail 'dance' that is
totally in time with the music and facinates the others watching the
first set of dancers for the evening. As the first dance ends. He
misses all the clapping because Daisy-chan is nose poinking his nose
and like most males, he kinda loses track at those moments.

'Ah da Bear' says Daisy-chan, 'purrhaps you needed a different
purrtner? I found your dancing to be most wunnerful! Would you like
to try another or go to the bar for a drink first?'

Pitô.ônya watches Daisy-chan an da Bear, wif uh shmile on hur fayze, den
siez an luukz uhrownd fur hur Sundance, to dance the next dance wiff
hur.
--
Pitô.ônya

  #240  
Old February 25th 11, 05:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_9_]
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Default Food n Dansing Da Cocktail pawty (was: Da Crooze beginz!)




Enjoying their meal emmensely, all compliment Anais on the excellent
provender.


Yawning though, Cash and Aunti Mabel decide to call it an early night.


Softly Aunti and Cash saunter to the door but stop to admire 2 lovely black
and white HC's of a different variety. Greeting them they find they are
Pepe and Gigi. Cash stands back with a big goofy grin but Aunti Mabel who
doesn't scare a mouse comes over and gives them both a happy welcome lick.
They understand and squirm in happy ways to know HC's come in all sorts and
are all accepted.

Mosey says: Yes, everyone is accepted

With a happy wagtail, Aunti promises to come see them more tomorrow but
{yawn} she needs a nap.

Daisy-chan looks at da Bear and asks if he'd like to dance for a bit?


She waits with eager eyes to see if he wants to play for a little longer.
She's ready to dance her toes to nail-nibs as always come evening. da
Bear
looks and says she looks wunnerfurr!


Mine frens ar gonna play sum musik. If yoo don' mine dat i clumsy, we
can dans.


'Ah da Bear, I will be delighted! Anna you aren't clumsy. You'z jus
purrfectly big anna so needs more space to be graceful dan we haf inside.'
Murfung with glee, she reminds him that poor WooToo has been running rear
guard tail referee for Cash for a bit.


Daisy-chan gently backs to the dance floor, guiding da Bear with her eyes
to follow her. Knowing if he moves slow, his natural grace will shine, she
plots out the music for a dance or so.


The dance floor has a center spotlight and she backs just enough to be out
of it then silently tells the catender she knows does ASL (from watching
Aunti Mabel converse with him) to start a gentle dance set. As the first
violins and soft horns start, she enters the light gently drawing him to
her with his eyes and rubs her cheek along his. Unaware of it, he looks
very graceful to all watchers.


Slowly, she begins to dance with him and the slow music has him moving as
easy as warm honey across the floor. Side to side, then nose to nose, they
drift in tandem. He may not know how to kick-lift his feet in time but he
has a charming natural habit of a tail 'dance' that is totally in time with
the music and facinates the others watching the first set of dancers for
the evening. As the first dance ends. He misses all the clapping because
Daisy-chan is nose poinking his nose and like most males, he kinda loses
track at those moments.


'Ah da Bear' says Daisy-chan, 'purrhaps you needed a different purrtner? I
found your dancing to be most wunnerful! Would you like to try another or
go to the bar for a drink first?'



After watching Bear and Daisy-chan dance, Mosey and MeOwy look at the wine
list, and decide to try this one..

**This 2006 Cabernet Sauvignon captures the attitude of
Mendocino County’s style. Aromas of black currant and cherry are followed by
rich flavors of cassis, toasted vanilla bean, and hints of chocolate and
nip
Enjoy this rich dry red wine with hearty chicken dishes, beef and lamb, and
red-sauced pasta**

Mosey turns to MeOwy and asks her what she would like..n hur sez hur wud
wike da rak uf lamb wiff truffuls, n Mosey ordurz da chicken wif uh red
sause...da uther s dere plase dere orders, n dey awl dine happee. Mosey
turns to MeOwy n sez, aftur uh nap, we kan danse..mmmmmm? MeoOwy sez
shuuuuuure..ai wud wike tew cuddle in owr bootiful stateroom fur uhwile.


 




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