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The Girtha Report!
T H E G I R T H A R E P O R T ================================================== = Special Fifteenth Birthday Edition Providing the latest news on Allegra, "Great Girtha," as she celebrates her fifteenth birthday on March 26, 2004 ------------------------ At the age of fifteen, Great Girtha is officially retiring from active sumo competition. She intends to become an oyakata (stable master) of a heya (sumo training stable), to train younger kitties in the techniques of the sport. ------------------------ Great Girtha would like to thank all the members of the Great Girtha Fan Club for their unswerving support through the years: pippy (bery furst memfur) Talisker Pippin (#2 fan) Mikko Mrs. Wiggles (RB), Pouncer (RB), Radar, and new members Angel, Heidi, and Weegee Omar (RB), Norville, Mietze, Neko, and Azad Shug and Shim and associate members Lynda and Gail Pooh and Tigger Associate member Scrratchem Associate members Tucker (RB), Jason (RB), Lily-Belle (RB), and Smokey New members Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight, and Lilith Kitten New members are welcome at the Great Girtha Fan Club. Member- ship is FREE, and full members receive TWO photos of Great Girtha and the EXCLUSIVE Great Girtha Gazette. Write to the club secretary at: rubin (at) bestweb (dot) net for details. ------------------------ Great Girtha would like to announce her Fifteenth Birthday Honors List: At Girtha Farms (a division of Girtha Enterprises), the North Forty field has been designated the Mrs. Wiggles and Pouncer Memorial Field. Capt. Midnight is commended for his work in animal rescue. ------------------------ Great Girtha is pleased to announce the formation of the Great Girtha Book Club! She will recommend reading material of exceptional merit that she encourages all to read and discuss. The first selection is the book "The Silent Miaow," translated from the Feline by Paul Gallico, with photos by Suzanne Szasz. ------------------------ On behalf of all of us here at Girtha Enterprises, thank you for reading THE GIRTHA REPORT. Charles Foster Kane Press Agent Girtha Enterprises |
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This is just too sweet! Thanks very much for the laugh.
Please do forward our purrs, respect, and bestest birthday skritches to Great Girtha on this most auspicious occasion. She is most assuredly the Grande Dame of Sumo, and we are humbled to make her acquaitance. -Tiki, Freddie, and their lowly Catslave |
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Crdamz wrote:
This is just too sweet! Thanks very much for the laugh. Please do forward our purrs, respect, and bestest birthday skritches to Great Girtha on this most auspicious occasion. She is most assuredly the Grande Dame of Sumo, and we are humbled to make her acquaitance. -Tiki, Freddie, and their lowly Catslave Fangu furry much efurrykitty! And Ize honurred tu meet all uv you too! Allegra "Great Girtha," VC |
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Maybe you want to share your purr day parti with Clarence? Miss Violette,
getting read to order another cake Adam same@same wrote in message ... T H E G I R T H A R E P O R T ================================================== = Special Fifteenth Birthday Edition Providing the latest news on Allegra, "Great Girtha," as she celebrates her fifteenth birthday on March 26, 2004 ------------------------ At the age of fifteen, Great Girtha is officially retiring from active sumo competition. She intends to become an oyakata (stable master) of a heya (sumo training stable), to train younger kitties in the techniques of the sport. ------------------------ Great Girtha would like to thank all the members of the Great Girtha Fan Club for their unswerving support through the years: pippy (bery furst memfur) Talisker Pippin (#2 fan) Mikko Mrs. Wiggles (RB), Pouncer (RB), Radar, and new members Angel, Heidi, and Weegee Omar (RB), Norville, Mietze, Neko, and Azad Shug and Shim and associate members Lynda and Gail Pooh and Tigger Associate member Scrratchem Associate members Tucker (RB), Jason (RB), Lily-Belle (RB), and Smokey New members Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight, and Lilith Kitten New members are welcome at the Great Girtha Fan Club. Member- ship is FREE, and full members receive TWO photos of Great Girtha and the EXCLUSIVE Great Girtha Gazette. Write to the club secretary at: rubin (at) bestweb (dot) net for details. ------------------------ Great Girtha would like to announce her Fifteenth Birthday Honors List: At Girtha Farms (a division of Girtha Enterprises), the North Forty field has been designated the Mrs. Wiggles and Pouncer Memorial Field. Capt. Midnight is commended for his work in animal rescue. ------------------------ Great Girtha is pleased to announce the formation of the Great Girtha Book Club! She will recommend reading material of exceptional merit that she encourages all to read and discuss. The first selection is the book "The Silent Miaow," translated from the Feline by Paul Gallico, with photos by Suzanne Szasz. ------------------------ On behalf of all of us here at Girtha Enterprises, thank you for reading THE GIRTHA REPORT. Charles Foster Kane Press Agent Girtha Enterprises |
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Miss Violette wrote:
Maybe you want to share your purr day parti with Clarence? Miss Violette, getting read to order another cake Wen is/wuz his purrday? Enny reason fur a parti iz a gud wun! Allegra, VC |
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I can't recall the exact date but his mamma was ill so he is having a late
parti, and it seems that Trudi and our hoomanz forgot her annifursary day also which she thinks should have a parti also, Miss Violette Adam wrote in message ... Miss Violette wrote: Maybe you want to share your purr day parti with Clarence? Miss Violette, getting read to order another cake Wen is/wuz his purrday? Enny reason fur a parti iz a gud wun! Allegra, VC |
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Okay, parti tyme!!!
Allegra, VC I can't recall the exact date but his mamma was ill so he is having a late parti, and it seems that Trudi and our hoomanz forgot her annifursary day also which she thinks should have a parti also, Miss Violette Maybe you want to share your purr day parti with Clarence? Miss Violette, getting read to order another cake Wen is/wuz his purrday? Enny reason fur a parti iz a gud wun! Allegra, VC |
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Miss Violette steps out of the porter in the parti room with a food bowl
shaped cake for her friend, Here you go, Miss Violette Adam wrote in message ... Okay, parti tyme!!! Allegra, VC I can't recall the exact date but his mamma was ill so he is having a late parti, and it seems that Trudi and our hoomanz forgot her annifursary day also which she thinks should have a parti also, Miss Violette Maybe you want to share your purr day parti with Clarence? Miss Violette, getting read to order another cake Wen is/wuz his purrday? Enny reason fur a parti iz a gud wun! Allegra, VC |
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Con-cat-ulations, Allegra! May there be many more.
Kitty Schottland DOC, Capt. Midnight DOC & Lilith Kitten -- childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net "Adam" same@same wrote in message ... T H E G I R T H A R E P O R T ================================================== = Special Fifteenth Birthday Edition Providing the latest news on Allegra, "Great Girtha," as she celebrates her fifteenth birthday on March 26, 2004 ------------------------ At the age of fifteen, Great Girtha is officially retiring from active sumo competition. She intends to become an oyakata (stable master) of a heya (sumo training stable), to train younger kitties in the techniques of the sport. ------------------------ Great Girtha would like to thank all the members of the Great Girtha Fan Club for their unswerving support through the years: pippy (bery furst memfur) Talisker Pippin (#2 fan) Mikko Mrs. Wiggles (RB), Pouncer (RB), Radar, and new members Angel, Heidi, and Weegee Omar (RB), Norville, Mietze, Neko, and Azad Shug and Shim and associate members Lynda and Gail Pooh and Tigger Associate member Scrratchem Associate members Tucker (RB), Jason (RB), Lily-Belle (RB), and Smokey New members Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight, and Lilith Kitten New members are welcome at the Great Girtha Fan Club. Member- ship is FREE, and full members receive TWO photos of Great Girtha and the EXCLUSIVE Great Girtha Gazette. Write to the club secretary at: rubin (at) bestweb (dot) net for details. ------------------------ Great Girtha would like to announce her Fifteenth Birthday Honors List: At Girtha Farms (a division of Girtha Enterprises), the North Forty field has been designated the Mrs. Wiggles and Pouncer Memorial Field. Capt. Midnight is commended for his work in animal rescue. ------------------------ Great Girtha is pleased to announce the formation of the Great Girtha Book Club! She will recommend reading material of exceptional merit that she encourages all to read and discuss. The first selection is the book "The Silent Miaow," translated from the Feline by Paul Gallico, with photos by Suzanne Szasz. ------------------------ On behalf of all of us here at Girtha Enterprises, thank you for reading THE GIRTHA REPORT. Charles Foster Kane Press Agent Girtha Enterprises |
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HiHi Girtha,
Anna a happy purrday to yew! Dat's kwite an accomplishment to be 15, concatulationz! I'ze enjoyed reeding yourown REPORT, anna if yew iz luking fur a noo sumo kittee, I'z gonna ask my wink, Tiger ifn hisownwelf iz innerested. He's a big boycat. Anywayz, yew haff a happy purrday! -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com Adam wrote: T H E G I R T H A R E P O R T ================================================== = Special Fifteenth Birthday Edition Providing the latest news on Allegra, "Great Girtha," as she celebrates her fifteenth birthday on March 26, 2004 ------------------------ At the age of fifteen, Great Girtha is officially retiring from active sumo competition. She intends to become an oyakata (stable master) of a heya (sumo training stable), to train younger kitties in the techniques of the sport. ------------------------ Great Girtha would like to thank all the members of the Great Girtha Fan Club for their unswerving support through the years: pippy (bery furst memfur) Talisker Pippin (#2 fan) Mikko Mrs. Wiggles (RB), Pouncer (RB), Radar, and new members Angel, Heidi, and Weegee Omar (RB), Norville, Mietze, Neko, and Azad Shug and Shim and associate members Lynda and Gail Pooh and Tigger Associate member Scrratchem Associate members Tucker (RB), Jason (RB), Lily-Belle (RB), and Smokey New members Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight, and Lilith Kitten New members are welcome at the Great Girtha Fan Club. Member- ship is FREE, and full members receive TWO photos of Great Girtha and the EXCLUSIVE Great Girtha Gazette. Write to the club secretary at: rubin (at) bestweb (dot) net for details. ------------------------ Great Girtha would like to announce her Fifteenth Birthday Honors List: At Girtha Farms (a division of Girtha Enterprises), the North Forty field has been designated the Mrs. Wiggles and Pouncer Memorial Field. Capt. Midnight is commended for his work in animal rescue. ------------------------ Great Girtha is pleased to announce the formation of the Great Girtha Book Club! She will recommend reading material of exceptional merit that she encourages all to read and discuss. The first selection is the book "The Silent Miaow," translated from the Feline by Paul Gallico, with photos by Suzanne Szasz. ------------------------ On behalf of all of us here at Girtha Enterprises, thank you for reading THE GIRTHA REPORT. Charles Foster Kane Press Agent Girtha Enterprises |
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