Kqn hoomanaz be madz if dey iz laffink

When gramby got up diz mornink, her squealed wif delite as her saw dat we
had helped open da sekret Sanda box! Her runed aroun piking up all da paper
for usenz. Her waz so helpfulz. We gotte dese soft ballz dat had nip on
dem. Piglet was rude and wudent play wif dem but Willow tried to hog dem
but kept losing dem under da kouch.

Diz afternoon afder da lady kame to see what stuffz maybne gramby kud get to
help herselfz see bettez, gramby found some seed for som kittyherbs. Her
haz ta plant dese and den we kan eatz demselves. Der waz a blanket for
uzens to kuddle on. Dere wuz free things left so her putted dem someplaze
so dere wud be sumphin on Krismouse mornink. Diz was soso much funz dat
gamby iz still mumblink in her citement bout finding it allz diz mornink.
O. T. forgetting to sign in properly. (By by diz iz O. T.) Willz dat du?

itz alwayz gudta make da hoomin sqweel wif delite, Stormmee... who gifefd
soft a pericing diz day inna same plaze az janit jacksun
Granby wrote in message
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When gramby got up diz mornink, her squealed wif delite as her saw dat we
had helped open da sekret Sanda box! Her runed aroun piking up all da
paper
for usenz. Her waz so helpfulz. We gotte dese soft ballz dat had nip on
dem. Piglet was rude and wudent play wif dem but Willow tried to hog dem
but kept losing dem under da kouch.

Diz afternoon afder da lady kame to see what stuffz maybne gramby kud get
to
help herselfz see bettez, gramby found some seed for som kittyherbs. Her
haz ta plant dese and den we kan eatz demselves. Der waz a blanket for
uzens to kuddle on. Dere wuz free things left so her putted dem someplaze
so dere wud be sumphin on Krismouse mornink. Diz was soso much funz dat
gamby iz still mumblink in her citement bout finding it allz diz mornink.
O. T. forgetting to sign in properly. (By by diz iz O. T.) Willz dat du?

In article ,
"Stormmee" wrote:

itz alwayz gudta make da hoomin sqweel wif delite, Stormmee... who gifefd
soft a pericing diz day inna same plaze az janit jacksun

Ouch!!

Da gramby is bittink her tongue not ta say sumphink.
"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
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In article ,
"Stormmee" wrote:

itz alwayz gudta make da hoomin sqweel wif delite, Stormmee... who gifefd
soft a pericing diz day inna same plaze az janit jacksun

Ouch!!

she kalled me a girl doggie kan you mingine!!, Stormmee, offinded
Amelia T Cat wrote in message
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In article ,
"Stormmee" wrote:

itz alwayz gudta make da hoomin sqweel wif delite, Stormmee... who
gifefd
soft a pericing diz day inna same plaze az janit jacksun

Ouch!!

Hoomin note: I know I know, if i hadn't had more wine than i should i would
never have fallen asleep on the futon near the cat tree and the little
monster wouldn't have jumped on me, Lucky for her i can't see or she would
have been turned into a furry little dust rag, soft
Granby wrote in message
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Da gramby is bittink her tongue not ta say sumphink.
"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
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In article ,
"Stormmee" wrote:

itz alwayz gudta make da hoomin sqweel wif delite, Stormmee... who
gifefd
soft a pericing diz day inna same plaze az janit jacksun

Ouch!!