the chief justicat's response to the pet food recall

Iz hasn't been round here too long but I only knowz one hooman who *SNORKS*
Hisownself seems to b e a nize hooman as dey goez. Oh, da Gramby is bringing
O.T. Mahoney home one monday or tuesday depenz on when da TED can see
himsownself. He iz only four weekz old but his momcat iznt doing too good
at taking are of himownself. Me and Scooter D*G canz go a mujch beterz job.
Piglet watching Gramby prepare dishes and a bed for Mahoney.
"ClowderCat" wrote in message
ups.com...
On May 2, 4:16 pm, "Granby" wrote:
"Me"

Hi "Me". I'm not sure that I know who you are. Thanks for liking my
ideas for new laws.

Chester

On May 2, 11:47 pm, Cory wrote:
On May 2, 9:44 pm, ClowderCat wrote:



On May 2, 8:04 pm, Cory wrote:

On May 2, 5:47 pm, ClowderCat wrote:

On May 2, 4:58 pm, Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat

wrote:
On Wed, 02 May 2007 15:20:31 -0500, Granby wrote:
Pleeezzze don make us all have ta go in da out!! I knowz I dozent like da
out! Piglett remembers when she ran out las t summer and trying to hide
under the bed.

There shouldn't be a need to go in the Out. The hoomins would be required
to bring the meowsies and buggies inside to us, if I read the proposal
correctly.

Cleo

Of course that's right. Humans have to do whatever we tell them to!

Chester

*snort*

Is this a human who's snorting? If you are, you need to quit
immediately!!!!! This is very important work and you humans are
supposed to do whatever we tell you to!!

Chester

*A Nonny Moose Hooman Bean iz rollin' onna floor laffin' myown arse
off...*

Hey Sheriff Rosco, I need you to arrest this human!!!!! He's showing
undignified behavior towards a cat!

Chester

On May 3, 1:11 am, "Granby" wrote:
Iz hasn't been round here too long but I only knowz one hooman who *SNORKS*
Hisownself seems to b e a nize hooman as dey goez. Oh, da Gramby is bringing
O.T. Mahoney home one monday or tuesday depenz on when da TED can see
himsownself. He iz only four weekz old but his momcat iznt doing too good
at taking are of himownself. Me and Scooter D*G canz go a mujch beterz job.
Piglet watching Gramby prepare dishes and a bed for Mahoney."ClowderCat" wrote in message

Hi Piglet. I've heard other humans SNORK besides Uncle Cory. Do you
want to help Sheriff Rosco arrest him for showing undignified behavior
towards a cat?

Do you want your Gramby to bring home another kitten?

Chester

On Thu, 3 May 2007 00:11:42 -0500, Granby's nimble, little paws typed:

Iz hasn't been round here too long but I only knowz one hooman who *SNORKS*
Hisownself seems to b e a nize hooman as dey goez. Oh, da Gramby is bringing
O.T. Mahoney home one monday or tuesday depenz on when da TED can see
himsownself. He iz only four weekz old but his momcat iznt doing too good
at taking are of himownself. Me and Scooter D*G canz go a mujch beterz job.
Piglet watching Gramby prepare dishes and a bed for Mahoney.

Datz gud; he can be yet anoffur reazon fur a pawty, and joyne usses!


--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
5/3/2007 8:31:57 PM

Pleeezzze don make us all have ta go in da out!! I knowz I
dozent like da
out! Piglett remembers when she ran out las t summer and
trying to hide
under the bed.

There shouldn't be a need to go in the Out. The hoomins would be
required
to bring the meowsies and buggies inside to us, if I read the
proposal
correctly.

Cleo

Of course that's right. Humans have to do whatever we tell them
to!

Chester

*snort*

Is this a human who's snorting? If you are, you need to quit
immediately!!!!! This is very important work and you humans are
supposed to do whatever we tell you to!!

Chester

*A Nonny Moose Hooman Bean iz rollin' onna floor laffin' myown arse
off...*

Hey Sheriff Rosco, I need you to arrest this human!!!!! He's showing
undignified behavior towards a cat!

Chester

I can't arrest him until I interrogate him.

The teleporter twinkles, wrinkles, and shines, and out steps Sheriff Rosco
P. Catrane of Catmerica, in Uncle Cory's living room. Uncle Cory, I need
to talk to you about your disrespectful behavior toward Chief Justicat
Chester.

Respectfully meowed,
Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane, Age 2
Junior Tabby In Residence

Fangu, Chief Justicat Chester! The sheriff's department and I will fully
enforce all of the laws you set forth. I've recently hired Piglet as an
evidence technician.

Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane, Age 2
Junior Tabby In Residence

Thanks, Sheriff. You have a very important job to keep our food
supply safe.

Can I meet Piglet?

Chester

Sure. Chief Justicat Chester, I'd like you to meet the newest member of the
sheriff's department, Piglet. She's an evidence technician.

Piglet, meet Chief Justicat Chester.

Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane of Catmerica

we gifz six votez fur deze lawz 'ceptin Trudi sayz der iz no need ta go inna
owt, hersef sayed dat der iz no cowch inna owt so she refuzesta go, Tiger
fur hizown howze
ClowderCat wrote in message
oups.com...
Hi everykitty. I was really horrified to hear about the pet food
recall, especially since it was mostly cats who had died.

When I heard about it, knew I had to do something about it. So I
talked to Purrsident Clarence and he has approved my plan to work on
new laws for the humans to follow when they make our food.

I have a partial list of the new laws ready and I'd like your feedback
on them.

This part of the list is for pet food and animal feed manufacturers:

1. No products from China are to be used in pet food or animal feed.
2. No grains or products derived from grains are to be used in cat
food. A lot of cats seem to be allergic to grains and hurk their food
because of it.
3. All contaminated pet food is to be destroyed.
4. All food animals who have been given contaminated food are to be
isolated from the rest of the herd and tattooed so that they won't be
slaughtered for food for animals or humans. They will be allowed to
live out their lives.

This part of the list is for our humans:

1. The best food to feed a cat is a live mouse that we can hunt and
capture. Unless we are living in a place where breeding mice isn't
allowed, our humans should buy mice and start breeding them for us.
2. Our humans need to let us out so we can go hunting for mice,
squirrels, chipmunks and other small animals.
3. The next best food that I really love is raw chicken. If our
humans can't breed mice for us and can't or won't let us out to go
hunting, they will need to find a source of chicken that's safe for us
to eat raw. They can also do this with other small animals that they
can buy for their own food. They should find a good recipe for raw
food that has everything in it that we need to be healthy.
4. If our humans refuse to feed us raw food or if the cat doesn't like
raw food, the humans should cook for us. They can make good food for
us from all kinds of meat and they can find recipes for us.
5. If the humans can't cook for us or if the cats don't like food that
the humans cook for us, they should buy high quality pet food,
preferably a wet food that tastes good and doesn't have any of the
ingredients that make cats sick.

What do all of you kitties think of my new laws? Clarence said that
if most kitties like them that he'll sign them into law.

Chester, Chief Justicat of Catmerica

HiHi Chief Justice Chester. I iz glad to meet yourownself and would be glad
to help in anywayz I kan. Stormmee was rite, if I hid Grambys Toonaz book
herownself haz ta stay home. I hadz ta let herownself findz it so she could
take T.O. Mahoney to da TED dis weekz before her will bring himownself in da
houze with me and Scooter D*G.
"Debby Hanoka" wrote in message
...
Fangu, Chief Justicat Chester! The sheriff's department and I will
fully
enforce all of the laws you set forth. I've recently hired Piglet as an
evidence technician.

Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane, Age 2
Junior Tabby In Residence

Thanks, Sheriff. You have a very important job to keep our food
supply safe.

Can I meet Piglet?

Chester

Sure. Chief Justicat Chester, I'd like you to meet the newest member of
the sheriff's department, Piglet. She's an evidence technician.

Piglet, meet Chief Justicat Chester.

Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane of Catmerica

Weeelll, ize not sure about dat new kitten but it iznt gettin good care so I
guez if herownself wansta to bring it in the houze, I kin teach it who iz
bosz.

Kould wez let Uhka Cory off with a warnin dis time but next time he
misbehaves he will be in bigbig tourblez.
After all, we is gettin readi for a big party. WE doznt want nuthin
inteferin with usez getting fudz do we? I wilz leave it upta da Sherriff.
"ClowderCat" wrote in message
oups.com...
On May 3, 1:11 am, "Granby" wrote:
Iz hasn't been round here too long but I only knowz one hooman who
*SNORKS*
Hisownself seems to b e a nize hooman as dey goez. Oh, da Gramby is
bringing
O.T. Mahoney home one monday or tuesday depenz on when da TED can see
himsownself. He iz only four weekz old but his momcat iznt doing too
good
at taking are of himownself. Me and Scooter D*G canz go a mujch beterz
job.
Piglet watching Gramby prepare dishes and a bed for Mahoney."ClowderCat"
wrote in message

Hi Piglet. I've heard other humans SNORK besides Uncle Cory. Do you
want to help Sheriff Rosco arrest him for showing undignified behavior
towards a cat?

Do you want your Gramby to bring home another kitten?

Chester

On Thu, 3 May 2007 21:02:10 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

we gifz six votez fur deze lawz 'ceptin Trudi sayz der iz no need ta go inna
owt, hersef sayed dat der iz no cowch inna owt so she refuzesta go, Tiger
fur hizown howze

Datz furry gud finkin, my luf. Da owt iz no place fur a kittie!

I'fe neffur, neffur been in da Owt! Buttid I do see itself frum da
windas...

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
5/3/2007 11:11:44 PM