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since we were on the subject...
OK, I can't resist posting this joke, which I just received today.
It fits in with a recent discussion. Some of you won't like it, and some, I'm sure, will love it. YMMV! Joyce ---------------------------------------- A woman bought a very expensive fancy car, full of bells and whistles. Just before she drove it off the lot, the sales guy showed her how to use the radio. "It's easy," he explained. "You just tell it what you want to listen to, and it finds you a station automatically." To demonstrate, he said "blues" to the radio, and it quickly started playing Robert Johnson. Impressed, the woman drove the car off the lot and tried different styles. "Classical," she said, and heard Bach. "Folk" - and Joan Baez filled the car. "Rock," and the radio started playing U2. Just then a car came careening through an intersection and nearly hit her. "*ssh*le!" she yelled out the window... "Good morning!" the radio chirped, "Welcome to the Rush Limbaugh show!" |
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On Wed, 05 May 2004 03:02:54 GMT, yodeled:
OK, I can't resist posting this joke, which I just received today. It fits in with a recent discussion. Some of you won't like it, and some, I'm sure, will love it. YMMV! Joyce ---------------------------------------- A woman bought a very expensive fancy car, full of bells and whistles. Just before she drove it off the lot, the sales guy showed her how to use the radio. "It's easy," he explained. "You just tell it what you want to listen to, and it finds you a station automatically." To demonstrate, he said "blues" to the radio, and it quickly started playing Robert Johnson. Impressed, the woman drove the car off the lot and tried different styles. "Classical," she said, and heard Bach. "Folk" - and Joan Baez filled the car. "Rock," and the radio started playing U2. Just then a car came careening through an intersection and nearly hit her. "*ssh*le!" she yelled out the window... "Good morning!" the radio chirped, "Welcome to the Rush Limbaugh show!" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Forwarded in all directions. Theresa alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/ Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply disgraceful. (Aldous Huxley) |
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Seanette Blaylock wrote:
I'd sub "Howard Stern" here, especially since Rush Limbaugh gets at least partial credit for my meeting and marrying Bob. I'll agree with putting Howard Stern in that joke, too. Can we throw in Dan Savage as well? And Dr. Laura? Also, that wacko, Ann Coulter. Or was this just more "let's slam the conservatives, since that's OK, but heaven help them if they return it, I'll lead a group flameout"??? I've never started a flamewar on this newsgroup! I do reserve the right to slam conservative politicians and public personalities, though. Joyce |
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Seanette Blaylock wrote:
I'd sub "Howard Stern" here, especially since Rush Limbaugh gets at least partial credit for my meeting and marrying Bob. I'll agree with putting Howard Stern in that joke, too. Can we throw in Dan Savage as well? And Dr. Laura? Also, that wacko, Ann Coulter. Or was this just more "let's slam the conservatives, since that's OK, but heaven help them if they return it, I'll lead a group flameout"??? I've never started a flamewar on this newsgroup! I do reserve the right to slam conservative politicians and public personalities, though. Joyce |
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I'll agree with putting Howard Stern in that joke, too. Can we throw in Dan Savage as well? And Dr. Laura? Also, that wacko, Ann Coulter. Hey, what's wrong with Dan Savage? He's hilarious! Have you read his book Slouching towards Gomorrah? You must read it! I do reserve the right to slam conservative politicians and public personalities, though. Me too. Particularly those who incite hatred towards me. -- Victor Martinez Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) Send your spam he Email me he |
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wrote:
I'll agree with putting Howard Stern in that joke, too. Can we throw in Dan Savage as well? And Dr. Laura? Also, that wacko, Ann Coulter. Hey, what's wrong with Dan Savage? He's hilarious! Have you read his book Slouching towards Gomorrah? You must read it! I do reserve the right to slam conservative politicians and public personalities, though. Me too. Particularly those who incite hatred towards me. -- Victor Martinez Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) Send your spam he Email me he |
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Victor, your post had me puzzled for a moment. First time through I read
that book title as "Slouching Toward Gonorrhea," then rather belatedly realized that couldn't be right, could it? :-) Good Lord. That sounds like it could be the title of those horrid "health films" they used to make us watch in high school. Sherry |
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