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June 2017 Occifurrz of Cat America
OFFSEEFURRZ OV CATMERICA JUNE, 2017
We hav lozt tuu mennee kitteez tu da Beidge. WUD SUMCATS WISH TO ACCEPT? Deze spotz ar opin.... AT THE BRIDGE Pleeze read an Korrekt if nesserry Sapphire Samurai was .Purrezident uf Catmerica ...Who now??? Lucy lu is Vice Prezident uf Catmerica..is she still available to be Purrezident uf Catmerica? Piglett was Co-Secretary of Bittees ...Who now??? Amelia T Cat was Diplocat 2 Moon, ...Who now??? Harri Roadcat was Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ... Francesca Silverkitten the Fierce has volunteered to be Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin Mosey was. Diplocat 2 Catnada ...Who now??? Chancellor of the Exchequer, ...Who now??? Secretary of Defense ...Who now??? OEJ...was Vice Chief Justicat ...Who now??? Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties ...Who now??? Amelia was Diplocat 2 Moon . ...Who now??? ..Secretary of Bittees .. Wascal--- was Co-Secretary of Bittees now iz Secretary of Bittees Awlzo, I needz a sekkerterry tu proof-reed deze Offseefurrz ov Catmerica poztz ...Who??? ================================================== ============ *** Offseefurrz ov Catmerica, by title and rank *** Original Grand Pooh-Bah ... Lovable Louise Grand Pooh-Bah ... P2nya Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Sundance Prezident uf Catmerica ....Lucy lu Bittie Committee: Maggy Mae Candle Liter ... N-E-Kitty, NEtyme, NEreeson. Chancellor of the Exchequer ..OPEN Chief Justicat ... Samuel Redcat Mahoney Sheriff of the Catmerica Police Department ... Rosco P.Catrane Deputy Assistant to Sheriff ... Rowan Deputy Chief Inspektor ... Sundance Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention ... Cash Police Dispatcher ... Little Kitty Document Examiner ... Lilith Kitten Mahoney Diplocat 2 Canada ... OPEN Diplocat 2 Egypt, and Temple of Bast ... MeOwy Diplocat 2 Furrance ... Rebecca Diplocat 2 Mexico ... Lucy Diplocat 2 Moon ... OPEN Diplocat 2 White House ... Pi2nya Diplocat 2 Doggies ... Daisy-chan Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies ... Iowna Fixing the Human Economy ... SamWise Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief...Ranger Greykitten Co-Secretaries of Bittees ... Piglett and Wascal Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees ... Sqweex "The Maggie May Bittee Committee": Minnie, Shadow, Sqweex Sundance,Sunrise, and all other interested kitteez Secretary of Agricultshure ... Lorelei Secretary of Defense ...OPIN Secretary of Educating Humans ... Little Kitty Senior Adviser 2 Secretary 4 educating Hoominz ...WooToo Secretary of Elder Kitties: Rebecca, age 17 Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties: Daisy-chan the magnifiscent, age 15 Secretary of Bittees OPEN Secretary of Exterior ... Wascal Secretary of Fudzs ... Beauty Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare ... Beauty Secretary of Interior ... MeOwy Assitant to Secretary of Interior ... Miss Tina Marie Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...Francesca Silverkitten the Fierce ~~~~~~~//~~~~~~~~~ *** Offisifurrz Uff Catmerica, Alfabetikulee By Nayme *** Beauty ... Secretary of Fudz Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare Daisy-chan ... Diplocat 2 Doggies Cash ... Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention Daisy-chan the magnifiscent...Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties who? ...Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin Iowna ... Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies Lilith Kitten Mahoney ...Document Examiner Little Kitty ... Police Dispatcher, Secretary 4 Educating Hoominz Lorelei ... Secretary of Agricultshure Lucy ... Diplocat 2 Mexico Lucy lu...Vice Purezident of CatAmerica... MeOwy ... Secretary of Interior, Diplocat 2 Egypt and the Temple of Bast Minnie ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees Bittee Committee Maggie May and awl kittez ho wannabe N-E Kitty ... Candle Liter ... N.E.tyme, N.E.reeson. Pipps ... Assistant Chief Justicat. Pit2nya ...Grand Pooh-Bah Diplocat 2 White House Maggie May... Bittee Committee Ranger Greykitten...Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief Rebecca ... Diplocat 2 Furnance Secretary of Elder Kitties Rosco P. Catrane ... Sheriff of Catmerica Rowan ... Deputy Assistant to Sheriff Samuel Redcat Mahoney ... Chief Justicat SamWise ...Fixing the Human Economy Sapphire Samurai ... Prezident of Catmerica Shadow ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees Sqweex ... Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees Sundance ..Vice Grand Pooh-Bah, Deputy Chief Inspektor Maggie May Bittee Committee Sunrise ... Secretaree of Bittees Miss Tina Marie... Assitant to Secretary of Interior Wascal ... Secretary of Exterior, Co-Secretary of Bittees Respeckfully submittid, Pit2önya AKA Sweetee Grand Pooh-Bah |
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June 2017 Occifurrz of Cat America
Pit2nya wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:
OFFSEEFURRZ OV CATMERICA JUNE, 2017 We hav lozt tuu mennee kitteez tu da Beidge. WUD SUMCATS WISH TO ACCEPT? Deze spotz ar opin.... AT THE BRIDGE Pleeze read an Korrekt if nesserry Sapphire Samurai was .Purrezident uf Catmerica ...Who now??? Lucy lu is Vice Prezident uf Catmerica..is she still available to be Purrezident uf Catmerica? Piglett was Co-Secretary of Bittees ...Who now??? Amelia T Cat was Diplocat 2 Moon, ...Who now??? Harri Roadcat was Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ... Francesca Silverkitten the Fierce has volunteered to be Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin Mosey was. Diplocat 2 Catnada ...Who now??? Chancellor of the Exchequer, ...Who now??? Secretary of Defense ...Who now??? OEJ...was Vice Chief Justicat ...Who now??? Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties ...Who now??? Amelia was Diplocat 2 Moon . ...Who now??? .Secretary of Bittees .. Wascal--- was Co-Secretary of Bittees now iz Secretary of Bittees Awlzo, I needz a sekkerterry tu proof-reed deze Offseefurrz ov Catmerica poztz ...Who??? ================================================== ============ *** Offseefurrz ov Catmerica, by title and rank *** Original Grand Pooh-Bah ... Lovable Louise Grand Pooh-Bah ... P2nya Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Sundance Prezident uf Catmerica ....Lucy lu Bittie Committee: Maggy Mae Candle Liter ... N-E-Kitty, NEtyme, NEreeson. Chancellor of the Exchequer ..OPEN Chief Justicat ... Samuel Redcat Mahoney Sheriff of the Catmerica Police Department ... Rosco P.Catrane Deputy Assistant to Sheriff ... Rowan Deputy Chief Inspektor ... Sundance Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention ... Cash Police Dispatcher ... Little Kitty Document Examiner ... Lilith Kitten Mahoney Diplocat 2 Canada ... OPEN Diplocat 2 Egypt, and Temple of Bast ... MeOwy Diplocat 2 Furrance ... Rebecca Diplocat 2 Mexico ... Lucy Diplocat 2 Moon ... OPEN Diplocat 2 White House ... Pi2nya Diplocat 2 Doggies ... Daisy-chan Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies ... Iowna Fixing the Human Economy ... SamWise Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief...Ranger Greykitten Co-Secretaries of Bittees ... Piglett and Wascal Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees ... Sqweex "The Maggie May Bittee Committee": Minnie, Shadow, Sqweex Sundance,Sunrise, and all other interested kitteez Secretary of Agricultshure ... Lorelei Secretary of Defense ...OPIN Secretary of Educating Humans ... Little Kitty Senior Adviser 2 Secretary 4 educating Hoominz ...WooToo Secretary of Elder Kitties: Rebecca, age 17 Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties: Daisy-chan the magnifiscent, age 15 Secretary of Bittees OPEN Secretary of Exterior ... Wascal Secretary of Fudzs ... Beauty Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare ... Beauty Secretary of Interior ... MeOwy Assitant to Secretary of Interior ... Miss Tina Marie Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...Francesca Silverkitten the Fierce ~~~~~~~//~~~~~~~~~ *** Offisifurrz Uff Catmerica, Alfabetikulee By Nayme *** Beauty ... Secretary of Fudz Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare Daisy-chan ... Diplocat 2 Doggies Cash ... Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention Daisy-chan the magnifiscent...Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties who? ...Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin Iowna ... Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies Lilith Kitten Mahoney ...Document Examiner Little Kitty ... Police Dispatcher, Secretary 4 Educating Hoominz Lorelei ... Secretary of Agricultshure Lucy ... Diplocat 2 Mexico Lucy lu...Vice Purezident of CatAmerica... MeOwy ... Secretary of Interior, Diplocat 2 Egypt and the Temple of Bast Minnie ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees Bittee Committee Maggie May and awl kittez ho wannabe N-E Kitty ... Candle Liter ... N.E.tyme, N.E.reeson. Pipps ... Assistant Chief Justicat. Pit2nya ...Grand Pooh-Bah Diplocat 2 White House Maggie May... Bittee Committee Ranger Greykitten...Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief Rebecca ... Diplocat 2 Furnance Secretary of Elder Kitties Rosco P. Catrane ... Sheriff of Catmerica Rowan ... Deputy Assistant to Sheriff Samuel Redcat Mahoney ... Chief Justicat SamWise ...Fixing the Human Economy Sapphire Samurai ... Prezident of Catmerica Shadow ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees Sqweex ... Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees Sundance ..Vice Grand Pooh-Bah, Deputy Chief Inspektor Maggie May Bittee Committee Sunrise ... Secretaree of Bittees Miss Tina Marie... Assitant to Secretary of Interior Wascal ... Secretary of Exterior, Co-Secretary of Bittees Respeckfully submittid, Pit2önya AKA Sweetee Grand Pooh-Bah Cash reads the list. If a doggie is ok, Secretary of Defense. I'z good at barking at doggies who scare kittahs. Daisy-chan steps up. Iffin I not too old, Purrezident uf Catmerica (Iz need an age correction, I'z 17-19 now we think) Iowna looks at the list. Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...I'z really gud at dat. Iffin another is, I could be vice secretary to help dem out? -- |
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June 2017 Occifurrz of Cat America
On 6/18/2017 11:53 AM, cshenk wrote:
Pit2nya wrote in rec.pets.cats.community: OFFSEEFURRZ OV CATMERICA JUNE, 2017 We hav lozt tuu mennee kitteez tu da Beidge. WUD SUMCATS WISH TO ACCEPT? Deze spotz ar opin.... AT THE BRIDGE Pleeze read an Korrekt if nesserry Sapphire Samurai was .Purrezident uf Catmerica ...Who now??? Lucy lu is Vice Prezident uf Catmerica..is she still available to be Purrezident uf Catmerica? Piglett was Co-Secretary of Bittees ...Who now??? Amelia T Cat was Diplocat 2 Moon, ...Who now??? Harri Roadcat was Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ... Francesca Silverkitten the Fierce has volunteered to be Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin Mosey was. Diplocat 2 Catnada ...Who now??? Chancellor of the Exchequer, ...Who now??? Secretary of Defense ...Who now??? OEJ...was Vice Chief Justicat ...Who now??? Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties ...Who now??? Amelia was Diplocat 2 Moon . ...Who now??? .Secretary of Bittees .. Wascal--- was Co-Secretary of Bittees now iz Secretary of Bittees Awlzo, I needz a sekkerterry tu proof-reed deze Offseefurrz ov Catmerica poztz ...Who??? ================================================== ============ *** Offseefurrz ov Catmerica, by title and rank *** Original Grand Pooh-Bah ... Lovable Louise Grand Pooh-Bah ... P2nya Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Sundance Prezident uf Catmerica ....Lucy lu Bittie Committee: Maggy Mae Candle Liter ... N-E-Kitty, NEtyme, NEreeson. Chancellor of the Exchequer ..OPEN Chief Justicat ... Samuel Redcat Mahoney Sheriff of the Catmerica Police Department ... Rosco P.Catrane Deputy Assistant to Sheriff ... Rowan Deputy Chief Inspektor ... Sundance Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention ... Cash Police Dispatcher ... Little Kitty Document Examiner ... Lilith Kitten Mahoney Diplocat 2 Canada ... OPEN Diplocat 2 Egypt, and Temple of Bast ... MeOwy Diplocat 2 Furrance ... Rebecca Diplocat 2 Mexico ... Lucy Diplocat 2 Moon ... OPEN Diplocat 2 White House ... Pi2nya Diplocat 2 Doggies ... Daisy-chan Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies ... Iowna Fixing the Human Economy ... SamWise Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief...Ranger Greykitten Co-Secretaries of Bittees ... Piglett and Wascal Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees ... Sqweex "The Maggie May Bittee Committee": Minnie, Shadow, Sqweex Sundance,Sunrise, and all other interested kitteez Secretary of Agricultshure ... Lorelei Secretary of Defense ...OPIN Secretary of Educating Humans ... Little Kitty Senior Adviser 2 Secretary 4 educating Hoominz ...WooToo Secretary of Elder Kitties: Rebecca, age 17 Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties: Daisy-chan the magnifiscent, age 15 Secretary of Bittees OPEN Secretary of Exterior ... Wascal Secretary of Fudzs ... Beauty Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare ... Beauty Secretary of Interior ... MeOwy Assitant to Secretary of Interior ... Miss Tina Marie Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...Francesca Silverkitten the Fierce ~~~~~~~//~~~~~~~~~ *** Offisifurrz Uff Catmerica, Alfabetikulee By Nayme *** Beauty ... Secretary of Fudz Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare Daisy-chan ... Diplocat 2 Doggies Cash ... Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention Daisy-chan the magnifiscent...Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties who? ...Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin Iowna ... Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies Lilith Kitten Mahoney ...Document Examiner Little Kitty ... Police Dispatcher, Secretary 4 Educating Hoominz Lorelei ... Secretary of Agricultshure Lucy ... Diplocat 2 Mexico Lucy lu...Vice Purezident of CatAmerica... MeOwy ... Secretary of Interior, Diplocat 2 Egypt and the Temple of Bast Minnie ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees Bittee Committee Maggie May and awl kittez ho wannabe N-E Kitty ... Candle Liter ... N.E.tyme, N.E.reeson. Pipps ... Assistant Chief Justicat. Pit2nya ...Grand Pooh-Bah Diplocat 2 White House Maggie May... Bittee Committee Ranger Greykitten...Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief Rebecca ... Diplocat 2 Furnance Secretary of Elder Kitties Rosco P. Catrane ... Sheriff of Catmerica Rowan ... Deputy Assistant to Sheriff Samuel Redcat Mahoney ... Chief Justicat SamWise ...Fixing the Human Economy Sapphire Samurai ... Prezident of Catmerica Shadow ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees Sqweex ... Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees Sundance ..Vice Grand Pooh-Bah, Deputy Chief Inspektor Maggie May Bittee Committee Sunrise ... Secretaree of Bittees Miss Tina Marie... Assitant to Secretary of Interior Wascal ... Secretary of Exterior, Co-Secretary of Bittees Respeckfully submittid, Pit2önya AKA Sweetee Grand Pooh-Bah Cash reads the list. If a doggie is ok, Secretary of Defense. I'z good at barking at doggies who scare kittahs. Daisy-chan steps up. Iffin I not too old, Purrezident uf Catmerica (Iz need an age correction, I'z 17-19 now we think) Iowna looks at the list. Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...I'z really gud at dat. Iffin another is, I could be vice secretary to help dem out? As vice president I think Daisy-chan would make a good president or I could step up to president and Daisy -chan as vice president. Lcuy Lu |
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June 2017 Occifurrz of Cat America
Francesca will be a finefine successor to Harri as Sekkaterry of Nappin an Wappin. We haz a noo Purrzident, by virchoo of da order of sukseshin. If we wuz to hab enneekitte else, we mite need a noo elekshun (I beleebz dat Clarence was choozed by elekshun).
Rebecca, VC Diplocat to Furrance Sekkaterry of Elder Kitteez |
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June 2017 Occifurrz of Cat America
On Sunday, June 18, 2017 at 1:52:14 PM UTC-7, Sundance and/or Rebecca wrote:
Francesca will be a finefine successor to Harri as Sekkaterry of Nappin an Wappin. We haz a noo Purrzident, by virchoo of da order of sukseshin. If we wuz to hab enneekitte else, we mite need a noo elekshun (I beleebz dat Clarence was choozed by elekshun). Rebecca, VC Diplocat to Furrance Sekkaterry of Elder Kitteez Yes, Lucy Lu in ower noo Purrezident by virchoo of da order of sukseshin. Duz ennybody knoe bowt Clarence ? ..Duz Daisy Chan want VP if gnot Clarence? |
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June 2017 Occifurrz of Cat America
Pit2nya wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:
On Sunday, June 18, 2017 at 1:52:14 PM UTC-7, Sundance and/or Rebecca wrote: Francesca will be a finefine successor to Harri as Sekkaterry of Nappin an Wappin. We haz a noo Purrzident, by virchoo of da order of sukseshin. If we wuz to hab enneekitte else, we mite need a noo elekshun (I beleebz dat Clarence was choozed by elekshun). Rebecca, VC Diplocat to Furrance Sekkaterry of Elder Kitteez Yes, Lucy Lu in ower noo Purrezident by virchoo of da order of sukseshin. Duz ennybody knoe bowt Clarence ? ..Duz Daisy Chan want VP if gnot Clarence? Iz looked at list anna cant find a Clarence? So not sure VP of what? -- |
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June 2017 Occifurrz of Cat America
I beleebz I mite be da sorce of da catfusion. I wuz fingkin abowt da former purrzident of Catmerica, Clarence. I fingkz I rememfurz dat he bekamed purrzident thru an elekshun.
Rebecca |
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June 2017 Occifurrz of Cat America
Sundance and/or Rebecca wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:
I beleebz I mite be da sorce of da catfusion. I wuz fingkin abowt da former purrzident of Catmerica, Clarence. I fingkz I rememfurz dat he bekamed purrzident thru an elekshun. Rebecca Maybe! Anyways, Lets Maiself know if dere was a vice pozition you wanted maislf to look at. The list naow is hard to tell, ok and I'z 17-20 (mebbe 21?). 17 is least I'z kin be. Dez purrty I was finded in dat dark age 7. Den da teds kept me to civiliaze maiself fur 18 months den Meowmie letted me adopt her 9 years anna 4 months ago. Iffin you add the known months with teds and my Meowmie, dats 11. Den add how old wuz I when dey finded mee? If 7, den I'z 18 now. I kin only count birfdays dat happed after the big scarey dark times. Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent! -- |
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June 2017 Occifurrz of Cat America
Oh! Did I git a purrmoshun? I will do myown bestest to serv da komoonitee as Vice Granbd Poohbah.
Sundance |
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June 2017 Occifurrz of Cat America
Sundance and/or Rebecca wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:
Oh! Did I git a purrmoshun? I will do myown bestest to serv da komoonitee as Vice Granbd Poohbah. Sundance Iz think so! Wez waiting to hear if I get to be Purrtector of Cataamerica, Cash, Secretary of Defense, and Iowna, vice of nappin ana wappin. -- |
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