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Sunday night was biff night
Despite being saddled with the appearance of a feline beauty queen,
Tyler is a big yobbo at heart. Sprawled on his back in front of the telly is where you'll most often find him. On Sunday nights, for some reason, he seems to want more. He wants to be a cat of action. Last Sunday was a case in point. First he gave his teddy bear a good biffing. Then he turned to the ball-on-elastic on the top of his scratching post, which put up a slightly better fight. There were a few logs stacked up in front of the fireplace, so he gave them what for. No response. Next he took a couple of swings at Roger Federer on the telly, perhaps a step in the right direction; that fellow was clearly more in the biffing mood, but Tyler was unable to attract his attention. Next Tyler marched up to Violetta the tiny tuxedo girl, swatted her tail and informed her (I think... I may have the translation wrong) that her mother roots chihuahuas. She just laughed at him and cursed him back. No satisfaction there. He stomped off, kicked around his empty food bowl a bit, then knocked some dishes into the sink. Finally I heard the sounds of feline wrestling in the hall. Orlie the ginger bloke had finally been persuaded to join in a little biff session and Tyler was a happy cat again. And what did I get? Aside from an evening's entertainment, when I headed off to bed, I leaned over to say goodnight to Tyler the yob and got a little Tyler kiss on the cheek. Awwww! |
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On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 21:50:51 +0800, Helen Wheels
yodeled: Despite being saddled with the appearance of a feline beauty queen, Tyler is a big yobbo at heart. Sprawled on his back in front of the telly is where you'll most often find him. On Sunday nights, for some reason, he seems to want more. He wants to be a cat of action. Last Sunday was a case in point. First he gave his teddy bear a good biffing. Then he turned to the ball-on-elastic on the top of his scratching post, which put up a slightly better fight. There were a few logs stacked up in front of the fireplace, so he gave them what for. No response. Next he took a couple of swings at Roger Federer on the telly, perhaps a step in the right direction; that fellow was clearly more in the biffing mood, but Tyler was unable to attract his attention. Perhaps he is aggrieved on behalf of all Australia for the seeming passing of their tennis ascendancy. Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com |
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Kreisleriana wrote:
On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 21:50:51 +0800, Helen Wheels yodeled: Despite being saddled with the appearance of a feline beauty queen, Tyler is a big yobbo at heart. Sprawled on his back in front of the telly is where you'll most often find him. On Sunday nights, for some reason, he seems to want more. He wants to be a cat of action. Last Sunday was a case in point. First he gave his teddy bear a good biffing. Then he turned to the ball-on-elastic on the top of his scratching post, which put up a slightly better fight. There were a few logs stacked up in front of the fireplace, so he gave them what for. No response. Next he took a couple of swings at Roger Federer on the telly, perhaps a step in the right direction; that fellow was clearly more in the biffing mood, but Tyler was unable to attract his attention. Perhaps he is aggrieved on behalf of all Australia for the seeming passing of their tennis ascendancy. Nah, he just likes hitting things. |
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They sure are settling in well! Need more piccies.
"Helen Wheels" wrote in message ... Despite being saddled with the appearance of a feline beauty queen, Tyler is a big yobbo at heart. Sprawled on his back in front of the telly is where you'll most often find him. On Sunday nights, for some reason, he seems to want more. He wants to be a cat of action. Last Sunday was a case in point. First he gave his teddy bear a good biffing. Then he turned to the ball-on-elastic on the top of his scratching post, which put up a slightly better fight. There were a few logs stacked up in front of the fireplace, so he gave them what for. No response. Next he took a couple of swings at Roger Federer on the telly, perhaps a step in the right direction; that fellow was clearly more in the biffing mood, but Tyler was unable to attract his attention. Next Tyler marched up to Violetta the tiny tuxedo girl, swatted her tail and informed her (I think... I may have the translation wrong) that her mother roots chihuahuas. She just laughed at him and cursed him back. No satisfaction there. He stomped off, kicked around his empty food bowl a bit, then knocked some dishes into the sink. Finally I heard the sounds of feline wrestling in the hall. Orlie the ginger bloke had finally been persuaded to join in a little biff session and Tyler was a happy cat again. And what did I get? Aside from an evening's entertainment, when I headed off to bed, I leaned over to say goodnight to Tyler the yob and got a little Tyler kiss on the cheek. Awwww! |
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On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 22:53:51 +0800, Helen Wheels
yodeled: Kreisleriana wrote: On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 21:50:51 +0800, Helen Wheels yodeled: Despite being saddled with the appearance of a feline beauty queen, Tyler is a big yobbo at heart. Sprawled on his back in front of the telly is where you'll most often find him. On Sunday nights, for some reason, he seems to want more. He wants to be a cat of action. Last Sunday was a case in point. First he gave his teddy bear a good biffing. Then he turned to the ball-on-elastic on the top of his scratching post, which put up a slightly better fight. There were a few logs stacked up in front of the fireplace, so he gave them what for. No response. Next he took a couple of swings at Roger Federer on the telly, perhaps a step in the right direction; that fellow was clearly more in the biffing mood, but Tyler was unable to attract his attention. Perhaps he is aggrieved on behalf of all Australia for the seeming passing of their tennis ascendancy. Nah, he just likes hitting things. hee hee. Good on him. I was going to suggest next that he was upset about one of the Twelve Apostles falling down. Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com |
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Kreisleriana wrote:
On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 22:53:51 +0800, Helen Wheels yodeled: Kreisleriana wrote: On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 21:50:51 +0800, Helen Wheels yodeled: Despite being saddled with the appearance of a feline beauty queen, Tyler is a big yobbo at heart. Sprawled on his back in front of the telly is where you'll most often find him. On Sunday nights, for some reason, he seems to want more. He wants to be a cat of action. Last Sunday was a case in point. First he gave his teddy bear a good biffing. Then he turned to the ball-on-elastic on the top of his scratching post, which put up a slightly better fight. There were a few logs stacked up in front of the fireplace, so he gave them what for. No response. Next he took a couple of swings at Roger Federer on the telly, perhaps a step in the right direction; that fellow was clearly more in the biffing mood, but Tyler was unable to attract his attention. Perhaps he is aggrieved on behalf of all Australia for the seeming passing of their tennis ascendancy. Nah, he just likes hitting things. hee hee. Good on him. I was going to suggest next that he was upset about one of the Twelve Apostles falling down. What??? That didn't happen, did it? -- Britta ---- sadly out of touch with the news "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." -- Unknown Check out pictures of Vino at: http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album |
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badwilson wrote: Kreisleriana wrote: On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 22:53:51 +0800, Helen Wheels yodeled: Kreisleriana wrote: On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 21:50:51 +0800, Helen Wheels yodeled: Despite being saddled with the appearance of a feline beauty queen, Tyler is a big yobbo at heart. Sprawled on his back in front of the telly is where you'll most often find him. On Sunday nights, for some reason, he seems to want more. He wants to be a cat of action. Last Sunday was a case in point. First he gave his teddy bear a good biffing. Then he turned to the ball-on-elastic on the top of his scratching post, which put up a slightly better fight. There were a few logs stacked up in front of the fireplace, so he gave them what for. No response. Next he took a couple of swings at Roger Federer on the telly, perhaps a step in the right direction; that fellow was clearly more in the biffing mood, but Tyler was unable to attract his attention. Perhaps he is aggrieved on behalf of all Australia for the seeming passing of their tennis ascendancy. Nah, he just likes hitting things. hee hee. Good on him. I was going to suggest next that he was upset about one of the Twelve Apostles falling down. What??? That didn't happen, did it? -- Indeed it did. http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au...55E601,00.html |
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Helen Wheels wrote:
badwilson wrote: Kreisleriana wrote: On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 22:53:51 +0800, Helen Wheels yodeled: Kreisleriana wrote: On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 21:50:51 +0800, Helen Wheels yodeled: Despite being saddled with the appearance of a feline beauty queen, Tyler is a big yobbo at heart. Sprawled on his back in front of the telly is where you'll most often find him. On Sunday nights, for some reason, he seems to want more. He wants to be a cat of action. Last Sunday was a case in point. First he gave his teddy bear a good biffing. Then he turned to the ball-on-elastic on the top of his scratching post, which put up a slightly better fight. There were a few logs stacked up in front of the fireplace, so he gave them what for. No response. Next he took a couple of swings at Roger Federer on the telly, perhaps a step in the right direction; that fellow was clearly more in the biffing mood, but Tyler was unable to attract his attention. Perhaps he is aggrieved on behalf of all Australia for the seeming passing of their tennis ascendancy. Nah, he just likes hitting things. hee hee. Good on him. I was going to suggest next that he was upset about one of the Twelve Apostles falling down. What??? That didn't happen, did it? -- Indeed it did. http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au...,5744,15813274 %255E601,00.html Wow, thanks for the article, very interesting! I'm sad that I never got to see all of them, just won't be the same now. Of course I'll still go. That's one spot I've been wanting to see for a long time. I also didn't realize that there were ever only 9 apostles in the first place. Now there are 8. Kinda sad. I thought it was funny how this guy in the article said now they'll have to re-do all the postcards! -- Britta "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." -- Unknown Check out pictures of Vino at: http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album |
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On Fri, 8 Jul 2005 09:23:16 +0700, "badwilson"
yodeled: Helen Wheels wrote: badwilson wrote: Kreisleriana wrote: On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 22:53:51 +0800, Helen Wheels yodeled: Kreisleriana wrote: On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 21:50:51 +0800, Helen Wheels yodeled: Despite being saddled with the appearance of a feline beauty queen, Tyler is a big yobbo at heart. Sprawled on his back in front of the telly is where you'll most often find him. On Sunday nights, for some reason, he seems to want more. He wants to be a cat of action. Last Sunday was a case in point. First he gave his teddy bear a good biffing. Then he turned to the ball-on-elastic on the top of his scratching post, which put up a slightly better fight. There were a few logs stacked up in front of the fireplace, so he gave them what for. No response. Next he took a couple of swings at Roger Federer on the telly, perhaps a step in the right direction; that fellow was clearly more in the biffing mood, but Tyler was unable to attract his attention. Perhaps he is aggrieved on behalf of all Australia for the seeming passing of their tennis ascendancy. Nah, he just likes hitting things. hee hee. Good on him. I was going to suggest next that he was upset about one of the Twelve Apostles falling down. What??? That didn't happen, did it? -- Indeed it did. http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au...,5744,15813274 %255E601,00.html Wow, thanks for the article, very interesting! I'm sad that I never got to see all of them, just won't be the same now. Of course I'll still go. That's one spot I've been wanting to see for a long time. I also didn't realize that there were ever only 9 apostles in the first place. Now there are 8. Kinda sad. I thought it was funny how this guy in the article said now they'll have to re-do all the postcards! I fortunately have the old ones. About ten years ago, another formation near there fell down-- London Bridge-- it was just after I had been there, too. My ex said "That's it, I'm not taking you to the coast again." :P Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com |
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