Itz not fair!

Kitteez, we haz juss lerned dat owrown Meowmie -- who shud be devotin herown
life to taking kare uv ussez -- iz goin away TWICE dis summer! We iz not
happee. Da uther day a ladee kamed over to vizzit an we thot she juss
wantid to meet owrown wunnerful selfz, but no! She iz goin to be feedin
ussez and doin stufz dat Meowmie shud be doin! We will hafta fingk up a
furry gud punishmint.

Sundance, who likez his Meowmie to stay home

Duz yu want tu come stay heer?

Bear

"Sundance" wrote in message
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Kitteez, we haz juss lerned dat owrown Meowmie -- who shud be devotin
herown life to taking kare uv ussez -- iz goin away TWICE dis summer! We
iz not happee. Da uther day a ladee kamed over to vizzit an we thot she
juss wantid to meet owrown wunnerful selfz, but no! She iz goin to be
feedin ussez and doin stufz dat Meowmie shud be doin! We will hafta fingk
up a furry gud punishmint.

Sundance, who likez his Meowmie to stay home

Sundance wrote:
Kitteez, we haz juss lerned dat owrown Meowmie -- who shud be devotin
herown life to taking kare uv ussez -- iz goin away TWICE dis summer!
We iz not happee. Da uther day a ladee kamed over to vizzit an we
thot she juss wantid to meet owrown wunnerful selfz, but no! She iz
goin to be feedin ussez and doin stufz dat Meowmie shud be doin! We
will hafta fingk up a furry gud punishmint.

Sundance, who likez his Meowmie to stay home

Juzt yu an Bekky kummon offurr tu mine heowze wen yur meowmee leefz.
Yuz kin leef klonz if yu hafftu, lyke I did, rememfurr?

Den in Sektemfurr I wyll kum tu yur heowz, wen mine hoominz leef furra wile.
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diz iz turrible, Tiger fur hiz totally agreein wif sundanze howze
Sundance wrote in message
...
Kitteez, we haz juss lerned dat owrown Meowmie -- who shud be devotin
herown
life to taking kare uv ussez -- iz goin away TWICE dis summer! We iz not
happee. Da uther day a ladee kamed over to vizzit an we thot she juss
wantid to meet owrown wunnerful selfz, but no! She iz goin to be feedin
ussez and doin stufz dat Meowmie shud be doin! We will hafta fingk up a
furry gud punishmint.

Sundance, who likez his Meowmie to stay home

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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Sundance wrote:
Kitteez, we haz juss lerned dat owrown Meowmie -- who shud be devotin
herown life to taking kare uv ussez -- iz goin away TWICE dis summer!
We iz not happee. Da uther day a ladee kamed over to vizzit an we
thot she juss wantid to meet owrown wunnerful selfz, but no! She iz
goin to be feedin ussez and doin stufz dat Meowmie shud be doin! We
will hafta fingk up a furry gud punishmint.

Sundance, who likez his Meowmie to stay home

Juzt yu an Bekky kummon offurr tu mine heowze wen yur meowmee leefz.
Yuz kin leef klonz if yu hafftu, lyke I did, rememfurr?

Den in Sektemfurr I wyll kum tu yur heowz, wen mine hoominz leef furra
wile.
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Fangu, Sweetee, we assept!

Sundance

Sundance wrote:
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Sundance wrote:
Kitteez, we haz juss lerned dat owrown Meowmie -- who shud be
devotin herown life to taking kare uv ussez -- iz goin away TWICE
dis summer! We iz not happee. Da uther day a ladee kamed over to
vizzit an we thot she juss wantid to meet owrown wunnerful selfz,
but no! She iz goin to be feedin ussez and doin stufz dat Meowmie
shud be doin! We will hafta fingk up a furry gud punishmint.

Sundance, who likez his Meowmie to stay home

Juzt yu an Bekky kummon offurr tu mine heowze wen yur meowmee leefz.
Yuz kin leef klonz if yu hafftu, lyke I did, rememfurr?

Den in Sektemfurr I wyll kum tu yur heowz, wen mine hoominz leef
furra wile.
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Fangu, Sweetee, we assept!

Sundance

I wyll sset yuuz up unner da gezt bed.
I'yl drag blankeez, an pillowz, an lotza fuud an treetz, an toyz tuu.

at nite da duur iz klozt, an we kin kum owt an purrlay.

I awlzo tink dat meowmee wyll be horzpitabboble.

I dunt mynd sharink...datz diffurrunt den habing trooder kitteez fur
awlwayz, ya kno
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