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the acer is a very small computer, probably 6 x 8 and weighs less than 2
pounds, would fit in a regular sized purse, and fully functional, if you search it it is on net as DH looked at a reconditioned one on ebay and i think there was one for sale somehwhere, Gramby and i are always planning something as we are required twice a year to attend meetings for work that would bore anyone with more than one brain cell, so for me, i try to deaden my brain cells so i can get through it, Lee "hopitus" wrote in message ... On Feb 11, 10:33 am, "Stormmee" wrote: and your point is??? Lee"Matthew" wrote in message g.com... New Store Opened A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 131,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store But, Lee, if you didn't see his *last* joke....you have no idea how much better this one is! BTW: I do now know what an acer is....seen them in ads by Dell and HP. You and Granby carry on with entertainment plans using the "talker", LOL. |
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if i ever find myself single i am going to institute Gramby's motto for
finding a man, it is strict enough that i won't probably find anybody but the looking will be fun... hopefully DH will last for another 50 years, Lee "Matthew" wrote in message ng.com... "hopitus" wrote in message ... On Feb 11, 10:33 am, "Stormmee" wrote: and your point is??? Lee"Matthew" wrote in message g.com... New Store Opened A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 131,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store But, Lee, if you didn't see his *last* joke....you have no idea how much better this one is! BTW: I do now know what an acer is....seen them in ads by Dell and HP. You and Granby carry on with entertainment plans using the "talker", LOL. raspberry got to give you gals something to hen peck on ;-) |
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he is pretty stuurdy so i figure 107 isn't too much to ask, Lee
"hopitus" wrote in message ... On Feb 12, 1:02 pm, "Stormmee" wrote: if i ever find myself single i am going to institute Gramby's motto for finding a man, it is strict enough that i won't probably find anybody but the looking will be fun... hopefully DH will last for another 50 years, Lee"Matthew" wrote in message ng.com... "hopitus" wrote in message ... On Feb 11, 10:33 am, "Stormmee" wrote: and your point is??? Lee"Matthew" wrote in message ing.com... New Store Opened A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 131,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store But, Lee, if you didn't see his *last* joke....you have no idea how much better this one is! BTW: I do now know what an acer is....seen them in ads by Dell and HP. You and Granby carry on with entertainment plans using the "talker", LOL. raspberry got to give you gals something to hen peck on ;-) ROFL. |
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On Feb 12, 12:00*pm, "Stormmee" wrote:
the acer is a very small computer, probably 6 x 8 and weighs less than 2 pounds, would fit in a regular sized purse Sounds interesting in the UK "Acer" make laptops and monitors. Dave got a 22" Acer monitor the year before last and I liked it so much it was my Xmas present to myself last year. In fact it's so clear and HD ready that we watch telly on his-last nigth due to connection problems he watched the telly using our actual telly....for the 1st time in 6 months Lesley Slave of the Fabulous Furballs |
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they call this a net book i think, if you google it it will pop up and it is
on the wally site to store com, Lee wrote in message ... On Feb 12, 12:00 pm, "Stormmee" wrote: the acer is a very small computer, probably 6 x 8 and weighs less than 2 pounds, would fit in a regular sized purse Sounds interesting in the UK "Acer" make laptops and monitors. Dave got a 22" Acer monitor the year before last and I liked it so much it was my Xmas present to myself last year. In fact it's so clear and HD ready that we watch telly on his-last nigth due to connection problems he watched the telly using our actual telly....for the 1st time in 6 months Lesley Slave of the Fabulous Furballs |
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Christine BA wrote:
I've got an Acer comp as well as an Acer monitor. Have been quite happy with both, so far... I had an Acer laptop that worked fine until Caliban spilled half a cup of tea on it... -- Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. |
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On Feb 14, 8:47*pm, Marina wrote:
I had an Acer laptop that worked fine until Caliban spilled half a cup of tea on it... Caliban is an expensive hoolikitten! Lesley Slave of the Fabulous Furballs |
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On Feb 11, 7:13*am, "Matthew"
wrote: Floor 6 - You are visitor 131,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store In order to counter allegations of sexism the guy who opened the husband store also opened a wife store with the same 6 floors and the same condition. The first floor said "All the women on this floor love sex" The second floor said "All the women on this floor love sex and have lots of money" The third floor said " All the woman on this floor love sex, have lots of money and like beer" As for floors 4,5 and 6....no man ever went to them Lesley Slave of the Fabulous Furballs |
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