OT New store opened

"Marina" wrote in message
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wrote:
On Feb 14, 8:47 pm, Marina wrote:

I had an Acer laptop that worked fine until Caliban spilled half a
cup
of tea on it...


Caliban is an expensive hoolikitten!

It's all my own fault, really. I'm the one who was drinking tea at
my computer. I'm the one who set it down right by the computer. I'm
the one who threw the ball for Caliban when he was sitting right
beside the tea mug. It's all my fault that he knocked it over as he
launched himself after the ball. Or so Caliban would have me
believe.


Kayla uses that argument too. But I'm not the one that taught her you
can get a lot more mileage out of a thrown ball by bouncing off the
end of you nose than you do by catching it.

When she's good, she can bounce it right back to me, which is fine if
I'm expecting it. Kind of cool playing catch with her. When she is
feeling bratty, the whole room is fair game.

I buy racquet balls for playing with her since they don't get wet and
nasty like tennis balls, but they have way more rebound.

Jo

very good, Lee
wrote in message
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On Feb 11, 7:13 am, "Matthew"
wrote:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 131,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store

In order to counter allegations of sexism the guy who opened the
husband store also opened a wife store with the same 6 floors and the
same condition.

The first floor said "All the women on this floor love sex"

The second floor said "All the women on this floor love sex and have
lots of money"

The third floor said " All the woman on this floor love sex, have lots
of money and like beer"

As for floors 4,5 and 6....no man ever went to them


Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs

very good, Lee
wrote in message
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On Feb 11, 7:13 am, "Matthew"
wrote:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 131,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store

In order to counter allegations of sexism the guy who opened the
husband store also opened a wife store with the same 6 floors and the
same condition.

The first floor said "All the women on this floor love sex"

The second floor said "All the women on this floor love sex and have
lots of money"

The third floor said " All the woman on this floor love sex, have lots
of money and like beer"

As for floors 4,5 and 6....no man ever went to them


Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs

the acer i was talking about is the "inspira" or "aspiria" one, both of
those are phonetic spellings, it is currently listed on the walmart site to
store at $298 and change, Lee
wrote in message
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On Feb 14, 8:47 pm, Marina wrote:


I had an Acer laptop that worked fine until Caliban spilled half a cup
of tea on it...


Caliban is an expensive hoolikitten!


Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs

the acer i was talking about is the "inspira" or "aspiria" one, both of
those are phonetic spellings, it is currently listed on the walmart site to
store at $298 and change, Lee
wrote in message
...
On Feb 14, 8:47 pm, Marina wrote:


I had an Acer laptop that worked fine until Caliban spilled half a cup
of tea on it...


Caliban is an expensive hoolikitten!


Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs

hopitus wrote in news:9f801c44-e0ba-4a84-997e-
:

Read no further if you wish........

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...3100908AA7dLXy

So much for "women who know their place", (Snork).

http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/landmine.asp

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_land_mines.htm

And on a more serious note, something about bin Laden:

http://www.snopes.com/rumors/ansary.asp

ScratchMonkey wrote:

hopitus wrote in news:9f801c44-e0ba-4a84-997e-

Read no further if you wish........
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...3100908AA7dLXy
So much for "women who know their place", (Snork).

http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/landmine.asp
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_land_mines.htm

Hopitus was just posting a joke. Amazing as it may seem (being the net
junkie that I am), I hadn't seen any variation on that joke before, so I
laughed.

And on a more serious note, something about bin Laden:
http://www.snopes.com/rumors/ansary.asp

Now *that* was worth reading!! Thanks for posting that one.

--
Joyce ^..^

(To email me, remove the X's from my user name.)

wrote in news:499cff9c$0$1590
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Hopitus was just posting a joke. Amazing as it may seem (being the net
junkie that I am), I hadn't seen any variation on that joke before, so I
laughed.

I like to chase upstream and find sources of jokes. Snopes is often a good
resource for discovering the origins of Internet Arcana.