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Old February 16th 12, 05:08 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Weze haz a kat tent. In da kold it iz da place dat Snowflake goez to
after dinner. Shez a hog. She wont let anyofur kittie in da tent after
dinner. Da tent iz next tu da warm fireplace, an haz gud views ov da
livin, fambly an dinin ruumz. Prime spot.

So ize started tryin to git my fair share of tyme in da tent. Ize asked
nicely, den paw fited, den growled an hissed butted she wudnt muve, an
da hoominz mayde me qwit fitin.

Da ofur day dey kame home wif a tent fur ME. Dey said dey found it at da
used stuff store fur 6 tunaz. Dey kut a peece ov old sheepskin fur da
floor an put it on da kouch. Mi tent. I spent allov da last two nitez in
mi tent.

Ize furry happi kittie.

Booker
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Old February 16th 12, 05:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Samuel Redcat Mahoney
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Default tentsez

Da ofur day dey kame home wif a tent fur ME. Dey said dey found it at da
used stuff store fur 6 tunaz. Dey kut a peece ov old sheepskin fur da
floor an put it on da kouch. Mi tent. I spent allov da last two nitez in
mi tent.

Ize furry happi kittie.

Booker


Wow, dat souns nice! I need to get mine hoomins to get me a tent. Or mebbe
I could get Meowmie to make me one. Her makes coats fur doggies, so makin
a tent fur a kittie shouldn't be too hard, right?

Sammy
  #3  
Old February 16th 12, 06:14 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default tentsez

On Feb 16, 11:08*am, Booker wrote:
Weze haz a kat tent. In da kold it iz da place dat Snowflake goez to
after dinner. Shez a hog. She wont let anyofur kittie in da tent after
dinner. Da tent iz next tu da warm fireplace, an haz gud views ov da
livin, fambly an dinin ruumz. Prime spot.

So ize started tryin to git my fair share of tyme in da tent. Ize asked
nicely, den paw fited, den growled an hissed butted she wudnt muve, an
da hoominz mayde me qwit fitin.

Da ofur day dey kame home wif a tent fur ME. Dey said dey found it at da
used stuff store fur 6 tunaz. Dey kut a peece ov old sheepskin fur da
floor an put it on da kouch. Mi tent. I spent allov da last two nitez in
mi tent.

Ize furry happi kittie.


Dat iz FURRY gnise. I bememfur wen mine hoomins gotted me a widdle bed
for myneseff beclaws I will gnot sleep on mine bigbig bed wen Mommy
Micki is yoosing it an I cannot kik her offf mine bigbig bed. It was
kina gnise ob dem, aldo dey SHOOD jus giff me da bigbig bed.

Missy

I fink dat tent is a wunnerful givt to yoo frum yoomins wut lub yoo
furry multsh. I fink Missy mite be wrong an dat bigbig bed mite beLONG
to Ant Micki buttted I don' wanna get involved beclaws I shar MINE
bigbig bed wiff Uncl Bill.

--
WooToo

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Old February 16th 12, 06:28 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Default tentsez

Tell yur meowmie dat makin a tent iz much eesier dan making a koat fur a
doggie. Meowmie waz finkin ov making one fur me, butt shez lazi an
decided dat fur 6 tunaz one frum da used stuff place waz fine. It duzent
smell like anofur kat, so ize dont fink it waz used.

Ize mayde dem take da hangin mousie off since it waz tiklin my nek. I
burried it unner da sheepskin fur a snak lader.

Booker

On 2/16/2012 8:21 AM, Samuel Redcat Mahoney wrote:


Wow, dat souns nice! I need to get mine hoomins to get me a tent. Or mebbe
I could get Meowmie to make me one. Her makes coats fur doggies, so makin
a tent fur a kittie shouldn't be too hard, right?

Sammy

  #5  
Old February 16th 12, 06:47 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
MLB[_4_]
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Default tentsez

On 02/16/2012 09:08 AM, Booker wrote:
Weze haz a kat tent. In da kold it iz da place dat Snowflake goez to
after dinner. Shez a hog. She wont let anyofur kittie in da tent after
dinner. Da tent iz next tu da warm fireplace, an haz gud views ov da
livin, fambly an dinin ruumz. Prime spot.

So ize started tryin to git my fair share of tyme in da tent. Ize asked
nicely, den paw fited, den growled an hissed butted she wudnt muve, an
da hoominz mayde me qwit fitin.

Da ofur day dey kame home wif a tent fur ME. Dey said dey found it at da
used stuff store fur 6 tunaz. Dey kut a peece ov old sheepskin fur da
floor an put it on da kouch. Mi tent. I spent allov da last two nitez in
mi tent.

Ize furry happi kittie.

Booker



Wee sew hapi yu gowt yur own tent neow. TuTu
  #6  
Old February 16th 12, 07:55 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default tentsez

i thinkz we needz one of dez, OEJ, recatsiderin maybe we needz six of dem
"Booker" wrote in message
...
Tell yur meowmie dat makin a tent iz much eesier dan making a koat fur a
doggie. Meowmie waz finkin ov making one fur me, butt shez lazi an decided
dat fur 6 tunaz one frum da used stuff place waz fine. It duzent smell
like anofur kat, so ize dont fink it waz used.

Ize mayde dem take da hangin mousie off since it waz tiklin my nek. I
burried it unner da sheepskin fur a snak lader.

Booker

On 2/16/2012 8:21 AM, Samuel Redcat Mahoney wrote:


Wow, dat souns nice! I need to get mine hoomins to get me a tent. Or
mebbe
I could get Meowmie to make me one. Her makes coats fur doggies, so makin
a tent fur a kittie shouldn't be too hard, right?

Sammy



  #7  
Old February 16th 12, 08:03 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Default tentsez

Weze neffur use dem in da sommer, only in da winter. Takez a poll ov
efurryone tu see how many wud likez a tent.

Chappy neffur goez in da tentzes. He sez dat he preferz da top ov da klozet.

I fink derez rum fur lizzy in mineown new tent iffin she komez offur to
bizit.

Booker

On 2/16/2012 10:55 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
i thinkz we needz one of dez, OEJ, recatsiderin maybe we needz six of dem
wrote in message
...
Tell yur meowmie dat makin a tent iz much eesier dan making a koat fur a
doggie. Meowmie waz finkin ov making one fur me, butt shez lazi an decided
dat fur 6 tunaz one frum da used stuff place waz fine. It duzent smell
like anofur kat, so ize dont fink it waz used.

Ize mayde dem take da hangin mousie off since it waz tiklin my nek. I
burried it unner da sheepskin fur a snak lader.

Booker

On 2/16/2012 8:21 AM, Samuel Redcat Mahoney wrote:


Wow, dat souns nice! I need to get mine hoomins to get me a tent. Or
mebbe
I could get Meowmie to make me one. Her makes coats fur doggies, so makin
a tent fur a kittie shouldn't be too hard, right?

Sammy



  #8  
Old February 16th 12, 08:09 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default tentsez

she willz like dat i iz sure,

barbi, minesef anna OEJ iz sure iinnerezted, MH mite like it anna chester
anna storrmee prolee wuld check it owt but dey purfurz da bed or da top offa
dryer, which the deliqwint hoomin haz not putted a bed onit yet, trudi
"Booker" wrote in message
...
Weze neffur use dem in da sommer, only in da winter. Takez a poll ov
efurryone tu see how many wud likez a tent.

Chappy neffur goez in da tentzes. He sez dat he preferz da top ov da
klozet.

I fink derez rum fur lizzy in mineown new tent iffin she komez offur to
bizit.

Booker

On 2/16/2012 10:55 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
i thinkz we needz one of dez, OEJ, recatsiderin maybe we needz six of dem
wrote in message
...
Tell yur meowmie dat makin a tent iz much eesier dan making a koat fur a
doggie. Meowmie waz finkin ov making one fur me, butt shez lazi an
decided
dat fur 6 tunaz one frum da used stuff place waz fine. It duzent smell
like anofur kat, so ize dont fink it waz used.

Ize mayde dem take da hangin mousie off since it waz tiklin my nek. I
burried it unner da sheepskin fur a snak lader.

Booker

On 2/16/2012 8:21 AM, Samuel Redcat Mahoney wrote:


Wow, dat souns nice! I need to get mine hoomins to get me a tent. Or
mebbe
I could get Meowmie to make me one. Her makes coats fur doggies, so
makin
a tent fur a kittie shouldn't be too hard, right?

Sammy





  #9  
Old February 16th 12, 08:36 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat[_2_]
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Default tentsez

On Feb 16, 4:08*pm, Booker wrote:
Weze haz a kat tent. In da kold it iz da place dat Snowflake goez to
after dinner. Shez a hog. She wont let anyofur kittie in da tent after
dinner. Da tent iz next tu da warm fireplace, an haz gud views ov da
livin, fambly an dinin ruumz. Prime spot.

So ize started tryin to git my fair share of tyme in da tent. Ize asked
nicely, den paw fited, den growled an hissed butted she wudnt muve, an
da hoominz mayde me qwit fitin.

Da ofur day dey kame home wif a tent fur ME. Dey said dey found it at da
used stuff store fur 6 tunaz. Dey kut a peece ov old sheepskin fur da
floor an put it on da kouch. Mi tent. I spent allov da last two nitez in
mi tent.



Ize furry happi kittie.

Booker


Dat sownds finefinefine!....umh.....ware is dat used store fingy?.....
[.evil and baleful look at Meomie]...we onny has wittle fings she
makes usses wiffa weppard fweeces....not tents...dey sownd gwate! Wees
gwad yu has weeched a compurrmise wiff Snowflake doe.
Gordon Kittiez
  #10  
Old February 16th 12, 10:20 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Default tentsez



On 2/16/2012 11:36 AM, rafflescat wrote:

Dat sownds finefinefine!....umh.....ware is dat used store fingy?.....
[.evil and baleful look at Meomie]...we onny has wittle fings she
makes usses wiffa weppard fweeces....not tents...dey sownd gwate! Wees
gwad yu has weeched a compurrmise wiff Snowflake doe.
Gordon Kittiez


Da komprimize wif Snowflake haz brokkken down. Ize cum down to greet
meowime wen she kame home frum wurk, an Snowflake was in MI tent. Not
herown tent, butted MI TENT.

Ize waz nyce an told hur she cud stay der fur now, butted iffin ize
findz hur in MI TENT affer dinner, she waz gonna git a heed boppin.

Da windz iz reely blowin outside rite now. Weze dont want more treez to
fall. Had nuf ov dat in December. Makez da hoominz upset.

Booker

 




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