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  #91  
Old June 9th 09, 01:59 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Inbitatshun to a pardee!

trudi blushes to the point that herown white furz are tinged with pink... i
wuld likta danze butted we needsa wate fura slow danze beclawz mine bak legs
duzint wurk veri well... i hope dat iz ok wif yourownsef... Trudi
"Community Cats" wrote in message
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In article ,
"Granby" wrote:

Trudi, Willlow says grabbing her fren, duz u want Paddy to innerduce u to
Aed? I am surez himself wud.


Yes, I'z would be glad to! Let's go over dis way...

[Paddy leads Willow and Trudi over to where Aed is sitting with Tiger]

Aed, do you rememfur Trudi? Her is a furry nice girlcat.

[Aed stands and smiles]

Yes, I rememfur seeing Trudi before. Meow, Trudi. Would you like to
danze?

Aed



  #92  
Old June 9th 09, 02:33 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey `=`^..^`=`
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Default Da Pawty Beginz!

Uff korse i haff hurd dat expreshun but nebber seed da joolry.
It iz a silly hoomin fingy. Fangu,
Sawry da Gramby gotted hurz taked ....Mosey

Heabenz sake haffen u effer heard da Hoomanz sayz "I will do it when I get
a roun to it?" So, u givez dem somefink round and it uzually sayz "diz iz
a roun-tuit". One of dem silly mooman fingz. Gramby most cried when
someone took herz from a fren.


Doze r reely neet. I nebber hurt uff dem befor. Mosey
...
Da gramby had a rou wodden TUIT onc but sumone taked it from her jewelry
box. It kamed from and older fren. Well, her waz firty at da time and
diz man was 60, now, her sayz dat iznt az old as it usta be.
Sweetee, dis iz juss whut I needed! Now I kan git fingz dun kuz I haz
got a rownd tuit! Fangu, Sweetee!

Kin we go hab a liddle refurshmint? I iz awl tired owt frum defendin
owrown frunt winder. Dere wuz a trooder kittee owt dere dis evenin, an
it wudnt go away fur da longist time, evin when I growled an attakked
da winder to show how furoshis I kan be.

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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Pitô.ônya patterz up tu SunDance wiff hur pawz behynd hur bak
and landz uh smooch on hiz cheek

Happee Purrday, dahrlink, I had sumpin spayshul mayde furr yur nynth
purrday..

Sundance opinz da bockz, an innysyde iz uh rownd madallion onna gold
chayne. On wun syde it sez , "Tu mine Sunnydance wiff lub. May yu
awlwayze hab da tyme tu du whut yu wanna du." on da udder syde it
simply hazz engraved "TUIT".
--
Pitô.ônya


"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 5 Jun 2009 16:55:04 -0700, Sundance's
nimble, little paws typed:

Heer I iz! Dat stuf awl lukz furry gudgud! Duz yoo fingk da
kichen-kitteez
mite need sumkittee to hewp, um, taste da oysterz? Juss to make shur
dey
haznt sufferd durin da shippin, of korse!

Sundance

Happy Purrday, Sundance! [paws over a box]

Itz da nooest undergrownd book, cawled DA HUNGRY
KITTIES GUIDE TO SURFIFAL. It teeches kitties
tricks like how to open refrigermolators, boxes an
canz ov fuds, closet doors an da like!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963












  #93  
Old June 9th 09, 03:54 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Inbitatshun to a pardee!

On Mon, 8 Jun 2009 18:25:56 -0500, Stormmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

aktuli i haza spekal furnd butted hiz hoomin haznot pozted inna longlong
time... i wish i knew what happined to alla demselfz...


Yoo poor deer. I rememberz dem well - I finks its
been at least twee yeerz.

I don wanta seem forward or nuffin, buttid mebee
you shud luk fur anofer nice boycat....

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

6/8/2009 10:53:27 PM
  #94  
Old June 9th 09, 04:01 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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da lazt tmez i remfurz demselvez poztin was two kissamouses ago it wuz afur
katrina buttted it haz been a long time... da hoomin anna 3 of da kitteez
wuz diabetik so i wishes i kuld fin owt efin da hoomin won't pozt no more,
Trudi, missin BK but hinkin bowt mofin on
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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On Mon, 8 Jun 2009 18:25:56 -0500, Stormmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

aktuli i haza spekal furnd butted hiz hoomin haznot pozted inna longlong
time... i wish i knew what happined to alla demselfz...


Yoo poor deer. I rememberz dem well - I finks its
been at least twee yeerz.

I don wanta seem forward or nuffin, buttid mebee
you shud luk fur anofer nice boycat....

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

6/8/2009 10:53:27 PM



  #95  
Old June 9th 09, 04:03 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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i wuz wunnerin ifin da sekret santa mite know ifin dey participated anna
ifin her knowz a way ta knotakt hersef??? i duzint haffa sekret santa adrezz
beclawz itsa new pooter but i wuz thinkin diz mite be a way ta fin owt,
Trudi
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 8 Jun 2009 18:25:56 -0500, Stormmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

aktuli i haza spekal furnd butted hiz hoomin haznot pozted inna longlong
time... i wish i knew what happined to alla demselfz...


Yoo poor deer. I rememberz dem well - I finks its
been at least twee yeerz.

I don wanta seem forward or nuffin, buttid mebee
you shud luk fur anofer nice boycat....

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

6/8/2009 10:53:27 PM



  #96  
Old June 9th 09, 04:07 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Inbitatshun to a pardee!

Willow goes to Anais and whispers in her ear. I finkz her kinda iz
innerested in Aed. Der waz sum spakz dat darted tween dem jus affr my new
fren Paddy introducced demselves. Dem is doing a slo danze offer dere.
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 8 Jun 2009 18:25:56 -0500, Stormmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

aktuli i haza spekal furnd butted hiz hoomin haznot pozted inna longlong
time... i wish i knew what happined to alla demselfz...


Yoo poor deer. I rememberz dem well - I finks its
been at least twee yeerz.

I don wanta seem forward or nuffin, buttid mebee
you shud luk fur anofer nice boycat....

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

6/8/2009 10:53:27 PM



  #97  
Old June 9th 09, 04:22 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Da Pawty Beginz!

Mosey asks Willow ifen hurself wood wike tew danse wif himself later.


you iz veri spekal az well, sumday you willz finda rite kitty purtiner fur
yourownsef, Tiger


Willow hands Tiger a cup of nip coffee. Drink diz and when dat hansom
musik man nouncez da dance u haff a good time. You anna your wifekitty
and spezial peoplez.


whew diz makez minsef feelz muc betterer... i gotted da prezziez anna i
didunt drink dat whole bottle, Tiger, glad of that... they go back
downstairs... to wait for the anifursary danze
"Granby" wrote in message
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O T puts him arm around Tigers shoulder and they sing to the music as
they leave the room. Other cats think they are just enjoying
themselves. They go to the elevator, Dont fink Tiger kan du da stairs
rite now. They go to tigers room and O T takes his key and goes with
him to the safe. They open the door and, whatz diz. Der iz whiskee in
here, da really gud stuff. Wellz, I willz preten I didnt see dat. Here
is da prezzie and another un, I fingz dat is da one for Sundance.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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mite bea gud idermint ifin you wented wif me juzt in case, duzint let
minesef furget ta bring sundanzes prezzie alzo, Tiger
"Granby" wrote in message
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Wellz, for heaben sake datwaz a SAFE fing ta do. Finish ur drink
anna go git itself. Duz u needz anny help. O T iz rite ofver dere.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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well i didunt hafa hat butted i putted da prezzie sumwhere so i
wuuld remfur, so it would be, would be ... i remfurz, itz inna safe
in owrz cabin, i putted it der so it wuld be safe!!!, Tiger remfurin
thru da fog,
"Granby" wrote in message
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U mayz be onta suphin boout dat muchez ta drink but u kan konsiderz
dat anofther timez. Think Tiger, u haz on dat nize tuxedo, it haz
lotza poketz. Did urself wear a top hatz ta match dat suit? U mite
haff put da prezzie in dere, like a cat in da hat onlee a prezzie
not a cat. The music has started and Willow just knowz he won't find
the present in time for the special annifersarie dance.

While she is concerned with her friend, Willow keeps looking to see
if Aed and any of his friends have come to the party.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
well lemme see, i getted readi ta arrife here afur da horrible day
atta tedz, i wanted ta get away i efin telled da hoominz ta wate
onna sardinez treet beclawz da lazt time we getted dem afur da ted
OEJ hurked up efuriwhere,... i hurkez butted i doez itsef neatly
anna hersef putted hurke efuriwhere*shudderz* efin onna way to da
litter box, diz made it harder to get to anna i iz too owlde ta
,... nefurmind, i iz wanderin... den i wented anna getted da
prezzie furm da store anna i ported here... den i had sefural
drinkz in minez rumz ta kalm mineown nerfz in mine rum... den i
changed into diz here powder blue tuxido beclawz MMe. A. likez
itsef den i camed down hereta see mine bootiful wife kittee anna
mine furndz anna haf sum more drinkz... hic... i hazn't seen all
mine furndz but i haza wife kittee purt anna drinkz purt well
unner kontrol... well a few more drinkz maybe... anna sum more of
dem oyzterz iz in order whilez i trysta remfur what i did wiffa
prezzie... i alzo haz sumfin fur sundanze butted it iz wif da
wiffe kitteez prezzie... mayhapz i iz gettin too owldeta drinkz
diz muc... oh well too late ta catsider dat rite now...

tiger,

can i get yoursef a drink willow, anna btw thank yoursef fur lukin
in owrz cabin, i hope it wuzint too messy ta luk at, i thinkz i
did stratin it a bit befur comin down her fur drinkz...


"Granby" wrote in message
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Willow takes the key from Tiger and heads for his cabin. She
slowly opens the door and peeks in. Gudnez, diz izza neat rum.
Der iznt anyfing outta plaze. She tucks her bottlebrush tail
along her back so as not to leave and fur in the room. Letz see,
noffink on da tablez by hiz kushion, not effen any fur on da
kushion. Noffink by da lidderbox, effen dat is klean, da
maidkitty musta been herez. Dere is nuffin on da desk. She turns
to leave the room and notices she has left paw prints on the
hardwood floor. She grabs a dust cloth that is by the door and
quickly erases the prints. Bud, jus like I foun it but noffink
out of plaze and no prezzie.

She returns to Tiger. I iz sorri but I didn fin nuffin. You
just hazta fink harderz.
"Granby" wrote in message
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Willow taps Tiger on the shoulder. Giff me your key anna I will
chek anna see if u leftr da prezzie in ur kabin. We godda find
itself so u kan giff it to herself when u danzes da danze. Keep
eating and switch to niptea for a bit.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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fudz iz gud, tiger beginz eatin... i lofez ani seafudz, i
thinkz dat iz why i likez da kruzin diz kommuniti duz..I thinkz
ani way dat i hadda prezzie when i ported bak to da ship anna i
am purti sure i piked itsef up when i kamed furm mine kabin,
butted den i kan't remfur veri muc kuz i started drinkin nip
drinkz anna thinkin bowt mine badly behafed hoominz, Tiger, at
least eatin between bited anna not talkin wif hizown mouf full
"Granby" wrote in message
...
O T and Ranger walk up to Tiger, one on each side.

O T begins, Tiger mineown man, u needz sum fudz. They walk
him to a table and sit him down in frnt of a large plate of
food. I wuz finkink where u mitted of putted dat giftz. U waz
standink by dat potted palm tree awhilez ago. Ranger kud u
chek up in itz branchez. After dat las drink ur kneez gaf out
for a minute and u sat by dat flour pot ofver dere, I will go
chek dat. U keepz eatink kauz u wanna be able to danze da
annifersarie waltz wiff yourown wife kitty when da musik
startz. I unnerstan ur awfulz day but u gotta fink of da
ladiez anna what diz day meanz to dem too.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Tiger goez bak to da bar for anofur drink anna triez afut a
few to remfur wher he putted hiz wife kitteez prezzie... and
for that matter what he got her... he knowz itz platum anna
saphire but kant remfur zatli juzt now what he got...

he goez fur da drink and seez stormmee in front of him at the
bar wif a drink in each paw... you know i iz gonna tell rosco
juzt how meanz owrz hoominz wuz today ifin he comez to da
parti, Stormmee
"Granby" wrote in message
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O T looks around for Ranger. Hey mine frien we iz gonna haff
to keepz a I on Tiger diz nite. Him and da ofther kitties in
hiz familee had a badz day, specially Tiger. I fink him iz
gonna get plasterd and we may haff to help himself bak to his
kabin. We may haff to ask Wascal to help uz if we haz ta take
dem stepz.
"Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message
...

[A 'porter twinkles, and a sleek brown cat steps
out, followed by a more rotund grey one: it is
Hercule and the Inspector. They signal to the wait
kitties to help,and they unload two cases marked
DOMAINE CHAT LUNATIQUE, RHEIMS, FRANCE - DEMI-SEC
NIP-SHAMPAYNE; then two more of oysters, and one
of lobsters. The poster twinkles and returns.]

[Inspector] Ahh, Hercule, mon ami, what eez a
party wifout nip-shampayne, and lopster?
Waitkitties, pleeze haff zee kitchen-cats put
zeese oysterz on beds ob ice, den shuck zem so zat
zey are on zee haff-shell - and zee shampayne must
awlso be on ice. I weel come into zee kitchen
shortly to consult weef zee chef abowt zee
lopsterz!

[Hercule] But ob cawze we needs shampayne and
lopsterz! Ann Mme. Anaïs! Happy Birfday and
anipurrsary! But where eez yur wink, Tiger and
Allo, Mme. Pitoonya - were eez zee ofur
birfday-boy Sundance? Or eez we early?

--
Musically Yours,

Hercule Lenoir
































  #98  
Old June 9th 09, 04:28 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Hello Sir Aed sez Mimzy az she walks by him, hab yoo seen Ms Morgana?
Dere is sumpthin I wanna show hur n ask hurself. Nise tew see yoo. Hab sum
goodies n nip.

Willow sees Aed suddenly appear and she begins to look at the cats that
are with him to see if her friend came to the party.


Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
Meow kitties,

Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to
sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and
mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth
winking anifursery!

Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on
da ship!


[Off in a dark corner of the room a bunch of kitties suddenly appear.
They look unsure of themselves, but quickly realize that they know quite
a few of the kitties present. They shyly wander into the midst of the
party.]

Happy Purrday, Tiger an Sundance an Anais. Dis is a luferly party! We
bringed some of our special nip wine - it's over on da refreshment table.

Aed
leading the Second World cats over to where Tiger and Sundance are
enjoying their food





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Old June 9th 09, 04:38 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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[Off in a dark corner of the room a bunch of kitties suddenly appear.
They look unsure of themselves, but quickly realize that they know quite
a few of the kitties present. They shyly wander into the midst of the
party.]


[Aed senses some movement behind him and turns
around. Where there was an empty place, now stands
an older grey cat, with wire-rim spectacles and an
unusual amulet hanging from his collar: a
rolled-up scroll made of rose-gold set into a
lapis-lazuli rectangle]

[Aed] Mercurio! Ahhh it's good to see you again!
As the humans say, you seem to have appeared out
of nowhere! [they both laugh]

[Mercurio] Yes, it's good to see you again! I've
been busy at my new job as the librarian at the
Temple. I retired from my position at the
University in Florence last year, and when the
librarian at the Temple retired, Mau made me a
wonderful offer. I do miss my native Italy and the
food and wine, but I can port back and forth as I
please!

Ahh, I see Elektra, one of our young new
priestesses has made friends here! It's good to
have new, younger kitty-priests in the Temple.
Well, let me make our way over to the birthday and
anniversary kitties to give them my best wishes.
We'll talk later!

--
Ciao kittiez,

Mercurio
6/8/2009 7:09:03 PM



Mosey greets all his friends, has more nip wine and tries to find a nise
girlcat to danse wiff. They awl wook sew luffly.


  #100  
Old June 9th 09, 04:41 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
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On Mon, 8 Jun 2009 22:07:55 -0500, Granby's
nimble, little paws typed:

Willow goes to Anais and whispers in her ear. I finkz her kinda iz
innerested in Aed. Der waz sum spakz dat darted tween dem jus affr my new
fren Paddy introducced demselves. Dem is doing a slo danze offer dere.


Dis iz gudgud nooz. Mercurio tole me dat Aed is a
furry nice boycat!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

6/8/2009 11:40:24 PM
 




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