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  #21  
Old December 26th 10, 11:45 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat
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Kool. I wish I kud git turkeebird, but Meowmie sez dat since myown tummee
duznt like it, my mouf duznt git ennee eedur.

Sundance


Now how dus yure Meowmie no dat? Purrhaps yure mouff wood wike da
turkeebyrdie? Myne butt dussnt wike needuls but Meomie neffur stiks
TED wiff

dem insted! My butt hasta wike it and yewshally hasta wump it!
Hoomins! Hisspit!!

Jack
  #22  
Old December 27th 10, 12:40 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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we getted turkeybirdde onna kissa mowze anna ham diz day, itsa beri gud
kissa mowze, OEJ, with chester and trudi noddin
"MLB" wrote in message
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Mosey =^..^= wrote:

mai Mom n Pa had sum sausage inna biskit fur dere brekfus dat Pa mayde t
n den et dint ugree wiff Ma sew hur taked sum pilz fur da payne en hur
legz n jest gotted up frum uh longh nap n iz habbin uh Catnada Dry Ginger
Ale n uh Kings role fur hur dindin. Hur will prolly go ted bed urly
tewnite. Hur HAZ tew feed us n skoop owr doodleboxed furst.
Hur iz neer teerz cuz hur legz hurt hur sew bad n stuff...*gibz Ma a
nosepoink fur heeling Luv, Mosey

ifin owrz softed eated what she wanted diz iz how owrz howze wuld be,
butted in order to keepsa fluffiness away, she sayz she hasta eatz
aminalz... Starea atta soft... it duzint seemta be wurkin rite now, OEJ


"rafflescat"


beri kule, soft sayz we getsa haffa owrz tweetz today, she letted uses
haf
efurthin butted dat when owrz pakage arrifed... but to day iza
turkeybyrd
anna tweetz, Chester the droolin anna watin ingezter"



Yu is soso lukky! Wese inna vegetarian howsehold n neffur gets
turkeybird nless Meomie relents an gets a few skinny slices fur usses
- dats if she rememfurs n sumtymes she furgets. Dey eets rice n
butturnit sqwash wiff cheeze n fings dat ar eqwally
disgustin....yeuch!

Gordon Boyz n Sukie




My meomi gav mee specl treets tudey. Turki an am. I actuly had too
servins ov turki.



  #23  
Old December 27th 10, 12:41 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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diz iz juzt wrung, so whut ifin yourown tummy rejektz it, dat iz why ursef
'dopted a hoomin ta pikit up, OEJ, who knows
"Sundance" wrote in message
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"MLB" wrote in message
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Mosey =^..^= wrote:

My meomi gav mee specl treets tudey. Turki an am. I actuly had too
servins ov turki.


Kool. I wish I kud git turkeebird, but Meowmie sez dat since myown tummee
duznt like it, my mouf duznt git ennee eedur.

Sundance



  #24  
Old December 27th 10, 12:46 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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da soft recentlee geted vodka ta swish herown mowf wif beclauze she pulled
herown toof... so when diz wuz dun, she hadda bunc of vodka left... so she
haz ben hafin it in coffee wiffa cocoa anna wippy kreme, she sayz it makez
efurithin feelz betterer, OEJ
"rafflescat" wrote in message
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On Dec 26, 5:32 am, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
mai Mom n Pa had sum sausage inna biskit fur dere brekfus dat Pa mayde t n
den et dint ugree wiff Ma sew hur taked sum pilz fur da payne en hur legz
n
jest gotted up frum uh longh nap n iz habbin uh Catnada Dry Ginger Ale n
uh
Kings role fur hur dindin. Hur will prolly go ted bed urly tewnite. Hur
HAZ tew feed us n skoop owr doodleboxed furst.
Hur iz neer teerz cuz hur legz hurt hur sew bad n stuff...*gibz Ma a
nosepoink fur heeling Luv, Mosey

Awh..., dis is soso sad wees purrin fur yure Ma wegs, n we hope dares no
wastin damage for hur wegs.....Meomies wegs sumtyms dussnt wurk gud if
shees bin sittin tu wong n she sings a lil song dat goes innit nyce tu
be gettin old......innit cule cule cule.... we loses infurest aftur dat.
no tweets forfcummin.....Meomie wikes da catnada dry stuff tu but she putz
bwandy in hurs......dat hepp yure Mas wegs???

Jack, Harry n Sukie xxx





ifin owrz softed eated what she wanted diz iz how owrz howze wuld be,
butted in order to keepsa fluffiness away, she sayz she hasta eatz
aminalz... Starea atta soft... it duzint seemta be wurkin rite now, OEJ



  #25  
Old December 27th 10, 12:51 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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The post below has to win the post of the day award.
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
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Kool. I wish I kud git turkeebird, but Meowmie sez dat since myown tummee
duznt like it, my mouf duznt git ennee eedur.

Sundance


Now how dus yure Meowmie no dat? Purrhaps yure mouff wood wike da
turkeebyrdie? Myne butt dussnt wike needuls but Meomie neffur stiks
TED wiff

dem insted! My butt hasta wike it and yewshally hasta wump it!
Hoomins! Hisspit!!

Jack



  #26  
Old December 27th 10, 01:04 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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it is for the gem like this that i read usenet, soft
"Granby" wrote in message
...
The post below has to win the post of the day award.
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
.

Kool. I wish I kud git turkeebird, but Meowmie sez dat since myown
tummee
duznt like it, my mouf duznt git ennee eedur.

Sundance


Now how dus yure Meowmie no dat? Purrhaps yure mouff wood wike da
turkeebyrdie? Myne butt dussnt wike needuls but Meomie neffur stiks
TED wiff

dem insted! My butt hasta wike it and yewshally hasta wump it!
Hoomins! Hisspit!!

Jack





  #27  
Old December 27th 10, 02:53 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_7_]
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Mosey =^..^= wrote:

mai Mom n Pa had sum sausage inna biskit fur dere brekfus dat Pa mayde t
n den et dint ugree wiff Ma sew hur taked sum pilz fur da payne en hur
legz n jest gotted up frum uh longh nap n iz habbin uh Catnada Dry Ginger
Ale n uh Kings role fur hur dindin. Hur will prolly go ted bed urly
tewnite. Hur HAZ tew feed us n skoop owr doodleboxed furst.
Hur iz neer teerz cuz hur legz hurt hur sew bad n stuff...*gibz Ma a
nosepoink fur heeling Luv, Mosey

ifin owrz softed eated what she wanted diz iz how owrz howze wuld be,
butted in order to keepsa fluffiness away, she sayz she hasta eatz
aminalz... Starea atta soft... it duzint seemta be wurkin rite now, OEJ


"rafflescat"


beri kule, soft sayz we getsa haffa owrz tweetz today, she letted uses
haf efurthin butted dat when owrz pakage arrifed... but to day iza
turkeybyrd
anna tweetz, Chester the droolin anna watin ingezter"


Dat iz sew neet sez Mosey




Yu is soso lukky! Wese inna vegetarian howsehold n neffur gets
turkeybird nless Meomie relents an gets a few skinny slices fur usses
- dats if she rememfurs n sumtymes she furgets. Dey eets rice n
butturnit sqwash wiff cheeze n fings dat ar eqwally
disgustin....yeuch!

Gordon Boyz n Sukie


mai Ma n Pa wuv butturnit sqwash, wen et iz kooked awl da wai, dey add sum
budder (gnot reel budder, but wike une dat iz gud fur yew) n sumtymes Ma
wikez tew add sum cinnumin, ginger, nutmeg, grawond klovez n cardamom, n et
taystes wike pumpkin pai. Dey gotz une uff doze sew wyll prolly gnot put da
spyses onnit..ai dunnt gnow ur kare abaowt dat innywai, cuz ai kant hab
inny.
Dey hab lotza leffovurz dat dey wyl eet tewnite. n wee wyl sum ham fur
treetz,
cuz dey wunna be selfish n keep da turkee fur demselfs. waffs, liddle dew
dey gnow.


My meomi gav mee specl treets tudey. Turki an am. I actuly had too

servins ov turki.


gudgud fer yoo grinz
Luvz,
Mosey


  #28  
Old December 27th 10, 03:20 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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it wuz beri kule, chester the very full injester
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...

Mosey =^..^= wrote:

mai Mom n Pa had sum sausage inna biskit fur dere brekfus dat Pa mayde t
n den et dint ugree wiff Ma sew hur taked sum pilz fur da payne en hur
legz n jest gotted up frum uh longh nap n iz habbin uh Catnada Dry
Ginger Ale n uh Kings role fur hur dindin. Hur will prolly go ted bed
urly tewnite. Hur HAZ tew feed us n skoop owr doodleboxed furst.
Hur iz neer teerz cuz hur legz hurt hur sew bad n stuff...*gibz Ma a
nosepoink fur heeling Luv, Mosey

ifin owrz softed eated what she wanted diz iz how owrz howze wuld be,
butted in order to keepsa fluffiness away, she sayz she hasta eatz
aminalz... Starea atta soft... it duzint seemta be wurkin rite now, OEJ

"rafflescat"

beri kule, soft sayz we getsa haffa owrz tweetz today, she letted uses
haf efurthin butted dat when owrz pakage arrifed... but to day iza
turkeybyrd
anna tweetz, Chester the droolin anna watin ingezter"


Dat iz sew neet sez Mosey




Yu is soso lukky! Wese inna vegetarian howsehold n neffur gets
turkeybird nless Meomie relents an gets a few skinny slices fur usses
- dats if she rememfurs n sumtymes she furgets. Dey eets rice n
butturnit sqwash wiff cheeze n fings dat ar eqwally
disgustin....yeuch!

Gordon Boyz n Sukie


mai Ma n Pa wuv butturnit sqwash, wen et iz kooked awl da wai, dey add sum
budder (gnot reel budder, but wike une dat iz gud fur yew) n sumtymes Ma
wikez tew add sum cinnumin, ginger, nutmeg, grawond klovez n cardamom, n
et taystes wike pumpkin pai. Dey gotz une uff doze sew wyll prolly gnot
put da spyses onnit..ai dunnt gnow ur kare abaowt dat innywai, cuz ai kant
hab inny.
Dey hab lotza leffovurz dat dey wyl eet tewnite. n wee wyl sum ham fur
treetz,
cuz dey wunna be selfish n keep da turkee fur demselfs. waffs, liddle dew
dey gnow.


My meomi gav mee specl treets tudey. Turki an am. I actuly had too

servins ov turki.


gudgud fer yoo grinz
Luvz,
Mosey




  #29  
Old December 27th 10, 03:35 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_7_]
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Yes it is indeed THE post of the day Granby...lol
And I agree with you too soft, this is MY fun place. G
We all get along here and I don't 'think' ANYONE uses a killfile erm stinky
litterbox, here.
Luffs Anti Kyla
--gives the keyboard back to Mosey

it is for the gem like this that i read usenet, soft
"Granby"
The post below has to win the post of the day award.
"rafflescat"


.

Kool. I wish I kud git turkeebird, but Meowmie sez dat since myown
tummee
duznt like it, my mouf duznt git ennee eedur.

Sundance

Now how dus yure Meowmie no dat? Purrhaps yure mouff wood wike da
turkeebyrdie? Myne butt dussnt wike needuls but Meomie neffur stiks
TED wiff

dem insted! My butt hasta wike it and yewshally hasta wump it!
Hoomins! Hisspit!!

Jack





  #30  
Old December 27th 10, 03:39 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_7_]
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Datz rite, ai wike turkey tew n git sum sumtymez, but sumtymez et dunt ugree
wiff mee, ai hab uh sensitive tummy n kant effen ett inny kynd uff kibble,
cuz ai hurk et up. Mrrrrrrrrt!!! ai dunt hurk up ham tweetz tho

diz iz juzt wrung, so whut ifin yourown tummy rejektz it, dat iz why ursef
'dopted a hoomin ta pikit up, OEJ, who knows

My meomi gav mee specl treets tudey. Turki an am. I actuly had too
servins ov turki.


Kool. I wish I kud git turkeebird, but Meowmie sez dat since myown tummee
duznt like it, my mouf duznt git ennee eedur.

Sundance



 




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