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Adventures of Stinky Nick: I'm NOT your mommy!



 
 
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Old June 15th 07, 07:09 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Mischief
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Default Adventures of Stinky Nick: I'm NOT your mommy!

I was woken up in the middle of the night last night by a bitty
walking on my chest.

Nick proceeded to purr and snuggel up against my neck and started
kneading.

Not again.......

He continued to knead purr and started to squeak as be pushed his head
against my neck.

Then i suddenly hearing smacking noised and became aware of a strange
sensation.

He was SUCKLING on my neck! He proceeded to knead and suckle my neck
and I had visions of going into work with kitten hickeys on my neck.

Then Nick moved up my neck and proceeded to suck on my EAR LOBE.

I'm NOT YOUR MOMMY!!!!

Sheesh!!!


Kristi

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Old June 15th 07, 09:03 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Cantate
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Default Adventures of Stinky Nick: I'm NOT your mommy!

Obviously he knows who you are even if you don't.

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Old June 15th 07, 09:27 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Lesley via CatKB.com
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Default Adventures of Stinky Nick: I'm NOT your mommy!

Mischief wrote:

I'm NOT YOUR MOMMY!!!!

He thinks you are! And of course, as he is a cat, he is always right and you
mere Hoomin are wrong!

Lesley

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Old June 15th 07, 09:27 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
NeeCee
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Default Adventures of Stinky Nick: I'm NOT your mommy!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW,HE WUVS YOU !!!
"Mischief" wrote in message
oups.com...
I was woken up in the middle of the night last night by a bitty
walking on my chest.

Nick proceeded to purr and snuggel up against my neck and started
kneading.

Not again.......

He continued to knead purr and started to squeak as be pushed his head
against my neck.

Then i suddenly hearing smacking noised and became aware of a strange
sensation.

He was SUCKLING on my neck! He proceeded to knead and suckle my neck
and I had visions of going into work with kitten hickeys on my neck.

Then Nick moved up my neck and proceeded to suck on my EAR LOBE.

I'm NOT YOUR MOMMY!!!!

Sheesh!!!


Kristi



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Old June 15th 07, 11:54 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Yowie
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Default Adventures of Stinky Nick: I'm NOT your mommy!

"Cantate" wrote in message
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Obviously he knows who you are even if you don't.


Yes, and Kristi still thinks she's fostering. Nick knows better. snicker

Yowie


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Old June 15th 07, 02:32 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Enfilade
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Default Adventures of Stinky Nick: I'm NOT your mommy!


Then Nick moved up my neck and proceeded to suck on my EAR LOBE.

I'm NOT YOUR MOMMY!!!!


Yes you are.

Nick doesn't sound a lot older than Kumani and Tyche when we got them,
and K&T are convinced that Dylan is their biological mother. At least
you are the right gender.

YOU THE MOMMY!!!

--Fil

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Old June 15th 07, 10:06 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)
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Default Adventures of Stinky Nick: I'm NOT your mommy!



Mischief wrote:

I was woken up in the middle of the night last night by a bitty
walking on my chest.

Nick proceeded to purr and snuggel up against my neck and started
kneading.

Not again.......

He continued to knead purr and started to squeak as be pushed his head
against my neck.

Then i suddenly hearing smacking noised and became aware of a strange
sensation.

He was SUCKLING on my neck! He proceeded to knead and suckle my neck
and I had visions of going into work with kitten hickeys on my neck.

Then Nick moved up my neck and proceeded to suck on my EAR LOBE.

I'm NOT YOUR MOMMY!!!!

Sheesh!!!


Kittens who have left their mothers too soon often tend to
do that - particularly Siamese, I've been told. (Usually
they outgrow it, but not always.)



Kristi

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Old June 16th 07, 07:23 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Dewi
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Default Adventures of Stinky Nick: I'm NOT your mommy!

On Jun 16, 7:06 am, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
wrote:
Mischief wrote:
I was woken up in the middle of the night last night by a bitty
walking on my chest.


Nick proceeded to purr and snuggel up against my neck and started
kneading.


Not again.......


He continued to knead purr and started to squeak as be pushed his head
against my neck.


Then i suddenly hearing smacking noised and became aware of a strange
sensation.


He was SUCKLING on my neck! He proceeded to knead and suckle my neck
and I had visions of going into work with kitten hickeys on my neck.


Then Nick moved up my neck and proceeded to suck on my EAR LOBE.


I'm NOT YOUR MOMMY!!!!


Sheesh!!!


Kittens who have left their mothers too soon often tend to
do that - particularly Siamese, I've been told. (Usually
they outgrow it, but not always.)



Kristi



I was thinking the same thing. My parents had a cat who never out grew
it and even as an adult would suckle clothes leaving a delightful wet
patch. He was tiny when we found him.



Dewi

 




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