Job Application: Maine Coon Patrol

Meow! My name is Tina Marie. I am a three-year-old Maine Coon cross,
and I'd like to apply for a job with the Maine Coon Patrol. I have
large paws to crush greeblings with, and a long fluffy tail to dust
with fingerprints with.

Sincerely,
Miss Tina Marie

Meow! My name is Tina Marie. I am a three-year-old Maine Coon cross,

Eer tuftz?

Louise, VP TEC

On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:03:30 -0700 (PDT), PixieDust413's nimble,
little paws typed:

Meow! My name is Tina Marie. I am a three-year-old Maine Coon cross,
and I'd like to apply for a job with the Maine Coon Patrol. I have
large paws to crush greeblings with, and a long fluffy tail to dust
with fingerprints with.

Sincerely,
Miss Tina Marie

Iz you a new kitty at Anti Debby's howze? Or iz I catfoozled? In
annee case, welkum!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

4/25/2008 8:57:24 PM

Meow! My name is Tina Marie. I am a three-year-old Maine Coon cross,
and I'd like to apply for a job with the Maine Coon Patrol. I have
large paws to crush greeblings with, and a long fluffy tail to dust
with fingerprints with.

Iz you a new kitty at Anti Debby's howze? Or iz I catfoozled? In
annee case, welkum!

No, I come over to visit Sheriff Rosco at Auntie Debby's house. When her
sister Becky leaves for Orlando in a few days, I'm going with her and Rosco
and her winkwink Joe. We're on our way to Indiana!

Sincerely,
Miss Tina Marie

Meow! My name is Tina Marie. I am a three-year-old Maine Coon cross,

Eer tuftz?

Gee, I don't know. What are ear tufts?

Sincerely,
Miss Tina Marie

Hiya Tina Marie!
I yam Pit2nya, Purrezidint ov da TEC = Tuffted Eer Club.
Louise iz VP ov TEC.
I suzpekt dat dere iz hayer/furz on yur eerz abuff were dey akshulee
end.
Deeze ar whut we ar kawlink Eer Tufftz. Sum kitteez kawl dem lynx tips.
In edder cayze, no matter heow lung ur short, yu problee gotz dem.

We dunt hab un eggzklewsiff Maine Coon Club, tho mine sisfur @ RB
wuz uh full Maine Coon Cat, hur wuz da furzt Purrezidint ov TEC.

If yu ar innurezted in joynink, I wyll add yu tu da lyzt, juzt luuk in
da mirrer foizt.

If yu ar moor innerezted in law enfurrzmint, we hab uh Sherrif.
Yu mite wanna joyne hiz teem.
Kum tu tink ob it, I hab a furry fluffy tayle tuu, an large furry feetz,
effin unnerneeth, that wud muffel sowndz wen sneekin up on uh grebling.
--
Pitô.ônya AKA Sweetee
Prez TEC


"PixieDust413" wrote in message
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Meow! My name is Tina Marie. I am a three-year-old Maine Coon cross,
and I'd like to apply for a job with the Maine Coon Patrol. I have
large paws to crush greeblings with, and a long fluffy tail to dust
with fingerprints with.

Sincerely,
Miss Tina Marie

HI, iz you a furnd of miss KS? welkum to da komuniti, Trudi fur her howze
PixieDust413 wrote in message
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Meow! My name is Tina Marie. I am a three-year-old Maine Coon cross,
and I'd like to apply for a job with the Maine Coon Patrol. I have
large paws to crush greeblings with, and a long fluffy tail to dust
with fingerprints with.

Sincerely,
Miss Tina Marie

butted ifin rosco goez to indiana how we stay spekal furndz, Stormmee sad
ChildFree23 wrote in message
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Meow! My name is Tina Marie. I am a three-year-old Maine Coon cross,
and I'd like to apply for a job with the Maine Coon Patrol. I have
large paws to crush greeblings with, and a long fluffy tail to dust
with fingerprints with.

Iz you a new kitty at Anti Debby's howze? Or iz I catfoozled? In
annee case, welkum!

No, I come over to visit Sheriff Rosco at Auntie Debby's house. When her
sister Becky leaves for Orlando in a few days, I'm going with her and
Rosco
and her winkwink Joe. We're on our way to Indiana!

Sincerely,
Miss Tina Marie

Eer tuftz?

Gee, I don't know. What are ear tufts?

Sincerely,
Miss Tina Marie

Look @ tips uv eers:
http://wildfeline.tripod.com/caracal.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/adam707/Allegra.jpg

L.

Stormmee, mine luff, I'll always be there for yourownselves. We're bringing
mine teleporter, and you can come visit any time!

Rosco

butted ifin rosco goez to indiana how we stay spekal furndz, Stormmee sad

We're on our way to Indiana!