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Sunday Morning Tiss
Da sun iss out an shyning on our beffus taybl sew ai warmed mine fur
up. An da Sunday paypr wuz on da tabl fur usses an da meomie wave itted awl awoun an ai mayd confeddy wif itted an she poot it down fwat on da taybl an ai layd akwoss dat big peese ob paypr sew she cud be petting minesefl an ai purred. An she tissed me. Cuz ai sayfed hursefl fwum stayring at da paypr fur a long tym. MeOwy, usually aginst tisses |
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Sunday Morning Tiss
On Jan 23, 6:49*pm, MeOwy wrote:
Da sun iss out an shyning on our beffus taybl sew ai warmed mine fur up. An da Sunday paypr wuz on da tabl fur usses an da meomie wave itted awl awoun an ai mayd confeddy wif itted an she poot it down fwat on da taybl an ai layd akwoss dat big peese ob paypr sew she cud be petting minesefl an ai purred. An she tissed me. Cuz ai sayfed hursefl fwum stayring at da paypr fur a long tym. MeOwy, usually aginst tisses Owh! Dis is sweet! So yu selflussly hewped yure Meomies eyesite..awh.....so kynd. Gwad yu hadda sunshyne on yure furz. Gordon Kittiez |
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Sunday Morning Tiss
Da sun iss out an shyning on our beffus taybl sew ai warmed mine fur
up. An da Sunday paypr wuz on da tabl fur usses an da meomie wave itted awl awoun an ai mayd confeddy wif itted an she poot it down fwat on da taybl an ai layd akwoss dat big peese ob paypr sew she cud be petting minesefl an ai purred. An she tissed me. Cuz ai sayfed hursefl fwum stayring at da paypr fur a long tym. MeOwy, usually aginst tisses Owh! Dis is sweet! So yu selflussly hewped yure Meomies eyesite..awh.....so kynd. Gwad yu hadda sunshyne on yure furz. Datz mai bootiful wink, ulwayz beingh fotful. yeUP *Nosepoinks* tew mai sweet fotful wink MeOwy ai luvz yerownself moar dan yew gnow.. et haz bean ulmust 3 munths sinse wee gotted winked. Yer everluvingh Mosey Gordon Kittiez |
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Dat Jack did sumfin notty
"rafflescat" wrote in message ... On Jan 23, 6:49 pm, MeOwy wrote: Da sun iss out an shyning on our beffus taybl sew ai warmed mine fur up. An da Sunday paypr wuz on da tabl fur usses an da meomie wave itted awl awoun an ai mayd confeddy wif itted an she poot it down fwat on da taybl an ai layd akwoss dat big peese ob paypr sew she cud be petting minesefl an ai purred. An she tissed me. Cuz ai sayfed hursefl fwum stayring at da paypr fur a long tym. MeOwy, usually aginst tisses Owh! Dis is sweet! So yu selflussly hewped yure Meomies eyesite..awh.....so kynd. Gwad yu hadda sunshyne on yure furz. Gordon Kittiez ----- Forwarded message ---------- From: MeOwy Date: Jan 24, 6:04 pm Subject: Dat Jack did sumfin notty! To: rec.pets.cats.community On Jan 24, 5:37 pm, Me wus sweepin on myne cosyblankie onna sofa n dat Jack jumped up beside myneself. Well, me wus sweepy n so me jist wuked up n den went bak to sweep. Jack wanted me tu wosh his furz....well me wus tutu sleepy n me ignoared him. He butted me n me ignoared him. He butted me agen n me ignoared him. Suddenlee I shot up inna air! He had bited myne bum! I wanded onna floor! Meomie whu wus onna sofa tu started laffin n laffin! Me had a bited bum! Wusnt funny! Wen me gavered myne self tugethur, me walked inna kitchen - me needed a dwink offa wadder tu cool myne hurted bu.....feelings. Now mees sittin onna rug n mees gonna keep on sitting......Jack wus notty! N now Jack is on myne cosyblankie onna sofa. Harry Dat wuz shirly an ass alt on yoor diggyniddy! An twampoline on yoor terriertory. MeOwy (gnOT waffing. juts kweering mine froat..wuff wuff wiff waff...) ai ugrei wiff mai wink..whai did Jack doo dat? Mrrrrrrrrrrrt on himself. Jack? yoo kan tel mee Mosey |
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Sunday Morning Tiss
On Jan 23, 6:49 pm, MeOwy Da sun iss out an shyning on our beffus taybl sew ai warmed mine fur up. An da Sunday paypr wuz on da tabl fur usses an da meomie wave itted awl awoun an ai mayd confeddy wif itted an she poot it down fwat on da taybl an ai layd akwoss dat big peese ob paypr sew she cud be petting minesefl an ai purred. An she tissed me. Cuz ai sayfed hursefl fwum stayring at da paypr fur a long tym. MeOwy, usually aginst tisses Owh! Dis is sweet! So yu selflussly hewped yure Meomies eyesite..awh.....so kynd. Gwad yu hadda sunshyne on yure furz. Gordon Kittiez YeUP, dat wuz nize uff mai wink MeOwy tew do dat wee dunt git da noozpaypur cuz da prynt iz tew smawl n dere iz gno gud nooz innit innywai. Owr ma n pa git da nooz online n et effen stinks. Mrrrrrrrrrrt!!! Mosey --hoo duzznt wike tew be tissed mutch eethur |
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