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Old January 15th 05, 05:24 PM
CDC
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A full metal teakettle is fairly heavy and will make a rather tremendous
crash if pushed off a counter.

A full metal teakettle placed on top of a pizza box to ensure the top stays
closed is absolutely no match for a cat that has decided that he MUST HAVE
PIZZA.

A full metal teakettle contains enough water to cover approximately 100
square feet of a kitchen floor.

A cat that has just discovered that his main avenue of escape is covered in
water is amusing enough to make up for the cleanup time.

Cindy
owned by Snoopy (the pizza fiend) and Target


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Old January 15th 05, 06:27 PM
Jo Firey
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Now that's funny.


"CDC" usenetATcafechatnoirDOTnet wrote in message
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A full metal teakettle is fairly heavy and will make a rather tremendous
crash if pushed off a counter.

A full metal teakettle placed on top of a pizza box to ensure the top
stays closed is absolutely no match for a cat that has decided that he
MUST HAVE PIZZA.

A full metal teakettle contains enough water to cover approximately 100
square feet of a kitchen floor.

A cat that has just discovered that his main avenue of escape is covered
in water is amusing enough to make up for the cleanup time.

Cindy
owned by Snoopy (the pizza fiend) and Target



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Old January 15th 05, 06:35 PM
CDC
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I can't blame him too much, the pizza *was* good.

- Cindy

"Jo Firey" wrote in message
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Now that's funny.


"CDC" usenetATcafechatnoirDOTnet wrote in message
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A full metal teakettle is fairly heavy and will make a rather tremendous
crash if pushed off a counter.

A full metal teakettle placed on top of a pizza box to ensure the top
stays closed is absolutely no match for a cat that has decided that he
MUST HAVE PIZZA.

A full metal teakettle contains enough water to cover approximately 100
square feet of a kitchen floor.

A cat that has just discovered that his main avenue of escape is covered
in water is amusing enough to make up for the cleanup time.

Cindy
owned by Snoopy (the pizza fiend) and Target





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Old January 15th 05, 06:35 PM
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CDC wrote:
A full metal teakettle is fairly heavy and will make a rather
tremendous crash if pushed off a counter.

A full metal teakettle placed on top of a pizza box to ensure the top
stays closed is absolutely no match for a cat that has decided that
he MUST HAVE PIZZA.

Dammit! I meant to buy a pizza, not beer!

Love your description; hilarious! And a great and economical way to wash
the kitchen floor. Now if only you could get the cat to swish it's tail
like a scrub-brush... hmmmm.

Jill


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Old January 15th 05, 07:33 PM
Mathew Kagis
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"CDC" usenetATcafechatnoirDOTnet wrote in message
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A full metal teakettle is fairly heavy and will make a rather tremendous
crash if pushed off a counter.


SNIP

TOO FUNNY!!!! I turned my back on a plated slice last week & suddenly had
two growling kittens playing tug 'o war with it.... They were NOT impressed
when they got sprayed with water & the PERFECTLY GOOD slice of
yummygreasysaltystuff was tossed in the garbage.

--
Mathew
Butler to 2 kittens: Chablis & Muscat
En Vino Veritas




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Old January 15th 05, 08:08 PM
W. Leong
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"jmcquown" wrote in message
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CDC wrote:
A full metal teakettle is fairly heavy and will make a rather
tremendous crash if pushed off a counter.

A full metal teakettle placed on top of a pizza box to ensure the top
stays closed is absolutely no match for a cat that has decided that
he MUST HAVE PIZZA.

Dammit! I meant to buy a pizza, not beer!

Love your description; hilarious! And a great and economical way to wash
the kitchen floor. Now if only you could get the cat to swish it's tail
like a scrub-brush... hmmmm.

Jill



Once I spilled milk on the kitchen floor. Rusty came and licked the milk
and mopped up the floor for me in the process. Great way for him to earn
his keep.

Winnie


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Old January 15th 05, 08:36 PM
CDC
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For Snoopy, I think it's just the fact that it's people food! (Of course,
the italian sausage could have been what was calling to him!)

- Cindy


"Karen Chuplis" wrote in message
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in article , CDC at
usenetATcafechatnoirDOTnet wrote on 1/15/05 12:35 PM:

Pearl seems to have an affinity for pizza too. She is always interested in
what I am eating but if it happens to be pizza she is pushy and tries to
get
her nose right in there. I wonder if it is the oregano or something.



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Old January 15th 05, 11:42 PM
Yoj
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LOL!

JOy


"CDC" usenetATcafechatnoirDOTnet wrote in message
...
A full metal teakettle is fairly heavy and will make a rather tremendous
crash if pushed off a counter.

A full metal teakettle placed on top of a pizza box to ensure the top

stays
closed is absolutely no match for a cat that has decided that he MUST HAVE
PIZZA.

A full metal teakettle contains enough water to cover approximately 100
square feet of a kitchen floor.

A cat that has just discovered that his main avenue of escape is covered

in
water is amusing enough to make up for the cleanup time.

Cindy
owned by Snoopy (the pizza fiend) and Target




 




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