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Old June 6th 05, 12:52 AM
ChildFree23
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Default The Watermonsters in the In

Oh what a day I had! I gotted up and wented patrolling as usual,
and looked out of the patio door for mine friends the squirrels.
Nothing was there except the rainmonsters. Well, if you
believes it, the rainmonsters came in the In, and I sat in them.
I jumped up and ran under Auntie Becky's bed, terror stricken
and emotionally damaged. GranMeowmie used eight towels to get
rid of the rainmonsters that came in the In. GranMeowmie
muttered something about six inches of rain falling in less than
four hours. Then she said she had to wash and dry all the towels
because of the watermonsters coming in the In. I guess it
worked, because the watermonsters aren't in the In anymore. And
my bellyfurs dried off just fine.

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney
Torbie In Residence
Reporting from Boca Raton, Florida, USA

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Old June 6th 05, 01:25 AM
Miss Violette
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that is traumatic, watermonsters need to stay in the OUT, Miss Violette,
puffing up atta thought
ChildFree23 wrote in message
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Oh what a day I had! I gotted up and wented patrolling as usual,
and looked out of the patio door for mine friends the squirrels.
Nothing was there except the rainmonsters. Well, if you
believes it, the rainmonsters came in the In, and I sat in them.
I jumped up and ran under Auntie Becky's bed, terror stricken
and emotionally damaged. GranMeowmie used eight towels to get
rid of the rainmonsters that came in the In. GranMeowmie
muttered something about six inches of rain falling in less than
four hours. Then she said she had to wash and dry all the towels
because of the watermonsters coming in the In. I guess it
worked, because the watermonsters aren't in the In anymore. And
my bellyfurs dried off just fine.

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney
Torbie In Residence
Reporting from Boca Raton, Florida, USA

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childfree23 at earthlink dot net



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Old June 6th 05, 01:41 AM
Rebecca
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Oh, my gudniss, Lilith, iz yoo OK? Kan I git yoo sumfing to hewp yoo feel
bedderer?

Rebecca

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
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Oh what a day I had! I gotted up and wented patrolling as usual, and
looked out of the patio door for mine friends the squirrels. Nothing was
there except the rainmonsters. Well, if you believes it, the rainmonsters
came in the In, and I sat in them. I jumped up and ran under Auntie
Becky's bed, terror stricken and emotionally damaged. GranMeowmie used
eight towels to get rid of the rainmonsters that came in the In.
GranMeowmie muttered something about six inches of rain falling in less
than four hours. Then she said she had to wash and dry all the towels
because of the watermonsters coming in the In. I guess it worked, because
the watermonsters aren't in the In anymore. And my bellyfurs dried off
just fine.

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney
Torbie In Residence
Reporting from Boca Raton, Florida, USA

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childfree23 at earthlink dot net



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Old June 6th 05, 05:04 AM
Sammy da 'Venture Kitten
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ChildFree23 wrote:

Oh what a day I had! I gotted up and wented patrolling as usual, and
looked out of the patio door for mine friends the squirrels. Nothing
was there except the rainmonsters. Well, if you believes it, the
rainmonsters came in the In, and I sat in them. I jumped up and ran
under Auntie Becky's bed, terror stricken and emotionally damaged.


Oh no, mine luff! Dat's awful! I'z so sorry dat you had to experience
dat awful experience. I have a small idea of what it's like from when
the outside water-spitters turn on at night and ambush us kitties.

Here, here is some nice warm nip tea to sooth and settle your nerves.

Sammy
 




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